Hodgetwins - Aqua Dummy Jason Momoa Cuts Long Hair to Save The Planet
Aired: 2022-09-11
Duration: 05:53


=== Cutting Hair to Save the Planet (05:52) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Jason Mamore, he's doing his part to save the planet.
[00:00:05]  He's doing his part to save the oceans, the wildlife in the oceans.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, he actually is claiming he's cutting his hair to save the planet.
[00:00:13]  Y'all believe this bullshit?
[00:00:14]  No, you doing this because you got the camera all up in your pretty face.
[00:00:18]  Trying to make yourself, you know, you're a narcissist.
[00:00:22]  This is what you are.
[00:00:24]  You're a damn narcissist.
[00:00:25]  You know you're a handsome man.
[00:00:26]  You know what?
[00:00:27]  I'm going to do this because women are sucking for men who want to take care of Earth.
[00:00:31]  I'm going to put my pretty face into the camera.
[00:00:33]  I'm going to put my eyes in there and I'm going to cut my hair.
[00:00:36]  Yeah, I'm doing this to save the planet.
[00:00:39]  What do you call that?
[00:00:39]  That's a term for that.
[00:00:40]  Yeah, look at me.
[00:00:42]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:00:43]  Yeah, I'm cutting my hair.
[00:00:44]  What?
[00:00:45]  That's a term for that.
[00:00:46]  It's called.
[00:00:47]  Dumbass.
[00:00:49]  Can't save the planet by cutting your hair.
[00:00:51]  That shit's going to get in the ocean.
[00:00:56]  I bet you he flushed that shit right in your foot.
[00:00:59]  Yeah, it's some poor dolphin in the ocean coughing on his hair right now.
[00:01:03]  Yeah, choking up hair balls.
[00:01:07]  Now, the term I was looking for, virtue signaling.
[00:01:11]  That's what he's doing.
[00:01:12]  Check this video out.
[00:01:14]  Those braids.
[00:01:18]  Shaving off the hair.
[00:01:20]  Oh, oh, man.
[00:01:23]  I've never even felt the wind right there.
[00:01:25]  Do it for single-use plastics.
[00:01:28]  I'm tired of these plastic bottles.
[00:01:31]  We gotta stop plastic forks, all that just goes into our land, goes into our ocean.
[00:01:36]  I'm hearing how about you right now.
[00:01:38]  I'm just seeing plastics coming in our ocean.
[00:01:40]  It's just so sad.
[00:01:41]  So please.
[00:01:41]  Anything you can do to eliminate single-use plastics in your lives.
[00:01:46]  Aloha.
[00:01:48]  We're going to keep going.
[00:01:49]  Get out of my face.
[00:01:51]  I love you guys.
[00:01:52]  Hello.
[00:01:53]  Yeah, plastic.
[00:01:55]  I'm pretty sure those beads are plastic.
[00:01:57]  And that damn guard on them damn electric, whatever's cutting your ear is plastic.
[00:02:00]  Yeah, that cord coming from it, it's got to have some kind of plastic in it.
[00:02:05]  Everything's got plastic.
[00:02:07]  Hell, this water bottle, man.
[00:02:08]  I mean, everything.
[00:02:09]  Single use, you know?
[00:02:12]  Balloons.
[00:02:14]  Everything's made of plastic.
[00:02:15]  I mean, if you're going to do away with plastic, what are you going to replace that with?
[00:02:19]  Rubber?
[00:02:20]  Glass?
[00:02:21]  Shit's still going to go in the ocean.
[00:02:23]  So your message should have been, hey, everybody, discard your trash appropriately so it doesn't show up in the ocean.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, that's what you said.
[00:02:32]  No, no, no.
[00:02:33]  You're going to take the angle you took.
[00:02:36]  Because he's auditioning for Hollywood.
[00:02:37]  You virtue signaling.
[00:02:39]  Yeah, man.
[00:02:40]  Hey, you know what?
[00:02:41]  It's not conceivable to do with everything.
[00:02:43]  Just imagine everything that's in plastic.
[00:02:45]  You know, lotions, shampoos.
[00:02:48]  Hell, some rubber, some condoms are made out of plastic.
[00:02:51]  I went to the drive-through, man.
[00:02:52]  Got me a nice plastic straw.
[00:02:53]  Got me a...
[00:02:54]  This is plastic, ain't it?
[00:02:55]  Yeah, this right here is going to have...
[00:02:58]  When I go through the drive-thru, what are you going to, instead of putting it in plastic, what are you going to put it in?
[00:03:02]  Paper.
[00:03:03]  That shit ain't going to work.
[00:03:05]  Got to drink it real fast.
[00:03:08]  I mean, what do you, okay, what I'm saying is, your message should have been, dispose your garbage appropriately.
[00:03:16]  Yeah.
[00:03:17]  You already said that, man.
[00:03:18]  You sound like a broken record.
[00:03:20]  What?
[00:03:21]  So you already said that.
[00:03:22]  You sound like a broken record.
[00:03:24]  Well, I'm going to say something else.
[00:03:25]  Hey, for somebody that's trying to save the damn planet, why you got a private jet?
[00:03:29]  Yeah, man.
[00:03:31]  Thank God this ended well.
[00:03:33]  I think your engine caught on fire and you had to land.
[00:03:37]  Bitch, you was pissing all over yourself.
[00:03:42]  If you really want to save the planet, why don't you fly like everybody else?
[00:03:45]  You can upgrade the first class.
[00:03:47]  Yeah.
[00:03:48]  Oh, I know why.
[00:03:49]  You tired of taking pictures because that pretty face of yours.
[00:03:53]  Is that it?
[00:03:54]  But you wait.
[00:03:55]  You're going to use that pretty face to push this damn notion that you're cutting your damn hair to save the planet.
[00:04:00]  Man, you can't, I mean, come on, man.
[00:04:01]  Let's be rational.
[00:04:02]  Let's think logically for just one second.
[00:04:06]  Yeah, let's do that.
[00:04:07]  You didn't cut your hair to save the planet.
[00:04:09]  Just wanted to show all the women how handsome you are.
[00:04:12]  You know?
[00:04:13]  That's why you did it.
[00:04:14]  Let's tell the truth.
[00:04:16]  What's his name, Jason Mamore?
[00:04:17]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  Fuck it.
[00:04:18]  I'm going to call you Aquaman.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:20]  You know?
[00:04:20]  That's why you did it.
[00:04:22]  Well, he's got like a, he's selling a bunch of eco-friendly stuff.
[00:04:25]  I think this is a play on this merchandise.
[00:04:28]  Like, you're selling like these masks.
[00:04:30]  Yeah.
[00:04:31]  100% cotton, which means it's 100% worthless.
[00:04:35]  You might as well be selling a chain-link fence over people's faces.
[00:04:40]  100% 20% cotton.
[00:04:44]  Eco-friendly.
[00:04:45]  Eco-friendly.
[00:04:45]  It's going to protect you from viruses.
[00:04:49]  Like the N95 master, the one they pushed, that actually is kind of effective.
[00:04:53]  Those are good.
[00:04:55]  You know what it's got in it?
[00:04:56]  It's got plastic fibers in it.
[00:05:01]  You know what?
[00:05:02]  Everything, regardless, like trash just ends up in the ocean.
[00:05:06]  Yeah.
[00:05:06]  It doesn't matter.
[00:05:08]  Yeah.
[00:05:08]  Whether it's plastic or whatever.
[00:05:10]  Your message should have been, dispose your trash.
[00:05:13]  Did you know that we got things called landfills?
[00:05:17]  Yeah.
[00:05:18]  Yeah.
[00:05:19]  These landfills, what do they look like?
[00:05:21]  They just take everybody's garbage and just bury that shit and cover it up like it's going to disappear.
[00:05:27]  You should have brought that up.
[00:05:29]  Hey, man, it's still going in the land, though.
[00:05:31]  That's why he's doing all this.
[00:05:32]  He don't want it to go in the land or the ocean.
[00:05:36]  I mean, regardless of what you replace the plastic with, it's still going in the land.
[00:05:40]  Your landfills.
[00:05:42]  You just don't want it to go in the oceans.
[00:05:43]  People just, you know, your message should have been properly dispose of your trash, you know?
[00:05:47]  Yeah.
[00:05:48]  Instead of putting your face all in the camera.
[00:05:51]  That was a damn good show.