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July 13, 2022 - Hodgetwins
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Hunter Biden 'The World's Dumbest Criminal'
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Hunter Biden is labeled "the world's dumbest criminal" for alleged crack and heroin addiction, which the hosts claim transformed an intelligent man into a vegetable despite his father's praise. They speculate leaked phone videos were released by frustrated intelligence officials, revealing arguments over drug amounts, prostitution, and a disturbing clip with a young girl, while noting Hunter saved his father as "Pedo Peter." The discussion highlights a gun application lie regarding drug use and suggests the anxiety medication Clozaril caused memory loss, ultimately framing Biden's actions as evidence of profound personal failure. [Automatically generated summary]

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Hunter Biden's in the news, man.
Yeah, this dude.
They still got that show, The Dumbest Criminal, America's Dumbest Criminals.
If they don't, they should reboot it.
Yeah.
They should definitely reboot this.
First episode is Hunter Biden.
The Hunter Biden series.
He's actually the dumbest criminal in American history.
He's got to be.
Well, he's a crackhead.
I've never met a smart crackhead.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, I'm doing that right mind with film them breaking the law.
Yeah.
Why would you do that unless you want to get caught?
Unless you're screaming for help.
Yeah.
You want somebody to see what you're doing.
Oh, you market everybody.
Look at me.
Look what I get to do.
Look what I get to do and get away with because I'm the president's son.
Hey, I take that back.
I mean, that doesn't necessarily make you dumb if you do crack.
It is a dumb decision, but there's right people that do it all the time for like horrible reasons.
So I take that back.
Yeah, it can definitely, that drug, heroin, crack, it could take somebody that's very intelligent and turn them into a vegetable.
I mean, they couldn't have been too intelligent.
Well, they made a mistake.
Well, Joe Biden said he's the smartest man he knows.
So I'm thinking he used to be smart until he got addicted to cracking heroin.
Then he started taking that nigga shit.
Stick to the white man's drug.
Cocaine.
Don't do the crack.
Just stick to the cocaine.
Weed, that's fine.
Stay away from the myth.
Heroin.
Heroin.
Yeah.
Myth.
Heroin.
Whoever takes crack and heroin thinks that life's going to turn out for the better.
Yeah.
Nobody, everybody knows that's.
It's all downhill after that.
Yeah, but there's some more videos.
I guess they're saying Hunter Biden's phone got leaked.
It got hacked and these are being leaked.
I don't think that's what's going on.
I think it's somebody like in one of the...
Somebody in a very powerful position.
Like maybe the FBI, CIA, or somebody.
It's like, you know what?
I'm tired of this dude getting away with all this bullshit.
I'm just going to leak it.
They're not going to know who did it because, you know, I'm with the FBI.
CIA.
How they going to find me?
I already know how to hide this shit.
I know how to cover my tracks if it's a he.
Just like with the Supreme Court, they leaked that about Roe versus Wade.
It's just that I don't think his phone is getting hacked.
Yeah.
Personally, I could be wrong.
It's somebody close to him.
It's somebody with power that's either close to him or somebody in power.
Yeah.
Just tired of him getting away with all this shit.
I mean, check this video out.
I guess he's arguing with some chick about how much crack he got.
Is that crack?
That's crack.
I just made out the bag.
It's 2.06.
2.07 without the bag.
So how long is it?
2.6.
How dirty that room is.
That panties laying everywhere.
Shoes.
I bet you semen everywhere in that room.
Badging of juices.
That room looks dirty.
What's that stuffed detective spray, like forensic spray to see if they can find blood and semen?
What's he call that?
What do you call that?
It's that ultraviolet light.
Yeah, ultraviolet light to shine, and you'll see all these human oils.
Well, you got to spray that spray first, that semen catcher.
That semen and blood catcher.
I forget the technical term for it, but they got this spray.
It's like a semen and blood catcher.
You just spray it.
It illuminates when you turn off the lights and you shine the ultraviolet light on it.
Dude, he got my nice ass scale, man.
That shit is to the damn tenth of a damn that cigarette hanging out his mouth.
He always got that cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
When he doing crack, he definitely smoked.
Yeah, or getting a foot job.
Let me see his face at the beginning of that video with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
I like the way he has it.
He got that good cigarette hanging out.
Look at him.
Got that cigarette just hanging.
Just got the tip in his mouth.
Yeah, he just got the tip hanging out.
Take him a quick draw here now.
Just some good nicotine here.
And then this is other videos.
It's like a meme.
It's just, I guess there's a bunch of stuff coming from his phone.
I guess we can just talk over it as we look at it.
You got to have a bunch of stuff because this meme is pretty long.
It's like just brief seconds.
Yeah.
We had to cut out the music.
They actually put it.
We had to cut out some oral action, too.
Yeah.
They had some good black music.
Some crack, the 10 crack commandments by Notorious B.I.G., right?
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead and play it.
Let's look at it.
That's nice.
Why would you film this?
This dude filmed.
I mean, it's like he's doing a damn blog he's going to put up on YouTube or something.
Hunter Biden's blog.
That's what I did today.
Got me some prostitutes getting.
He got some.
He's pretty cute, man.
Yeah, he got some girls.
Yeah, I got to admit, Hunter Biden's got good taste.
And everybody's, you know, when they come over, hey, we're going to go see the president's son.
He wants to get sucked off again.
Yeah, plus, he got some crack over there.
And he's got that good shit.
Y'all see he had a pistol in his hand.
There's been evidence that's been leaked that he actually lied on his application that he's not taking cocaine or anything like that.
Yeah, but yeah, when you're like, it's on your paperwork when you get a gun.
That's nice.
You see that photo of him and Joe?
It was a nice picture.
Father and son.
Yeah, what's he doing here?
But when you get a gun, which y'all see clips of him holding a gun to get a gun legally, you can't actually get a gun legally if you're a drug addict.
A drug addict.
It's on your paperwork.
You can't get it.
Because, you know, when you're a crackhead, you make bad decisions.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's nice.
That's a lot of video of him going skinny dipping.
He likes doing that.
Oh, barrel-chested fuck.
Hunter Biden.
Who's that?
She looks really young.
That was a mama won't it?
I don't know what's going on.
How did that get in there?
I don't know.
That's weird.
But he...
See that gun?
See, he took a great American wholesome name, Hanna.
What's up with this?
That's a good wholesome name.
He likes looking at himself.
Nice sores on your face.
Look at him right here.
It was a glue na sa pan.
Oh, it's for anxiety.
Yeah.
Y'all see the side effects of that prescription he had?
It says memory loss.
And what does it say?
You make bad decisions when you take it.
Memory loss.
That's probably why he left that laptop at that computer store.
Yeah, it wasn't actually the crack.
It was that damn closer, Pam.
Yeah, but you're taking that close-up.
What else it called?
Closer, Pam.
And man, it's for anxiety.
I bet you all that anxiety will leave if you stop smoking crack.
Yeah, because that's one of the side effects of crack.
Paranoia.
That was worried that little girl was with her.
It appeared to be her mother.
I don't know what's going on.
Appeared to be under age.
She looked young.
Nah, she was an unage.
How old do you think she was?
She's probably 18.
18, huh?
She's probably 18 in like three minutes.
Man, you crazy.
She doesn't look no 18 to me.
Around 14 and 16.
Maybe 17, but that's pushing it.
Who cares?
I mean, she's not doing nothing illegal.
That's weird.
Why has he got a video of her?
I don't know.
I think he might be filming it.
I would think so.
He's filming himself.
I mean, that's a red flag for me, is what I'm trying to say.
I don't know what context that was, but anyway.
Also, it came out that on Hunter's phone, he's got his dad saved as Pedo Peter.
I can understand that because all those pictures he came out sniffing little kids.
Yeah, so he's probably joking with his dad.
Not that his dad's a pedo.
He's just making fun of him.
He's just a joke between father and son.
Like, I call myself Uncle Tom.
Yeah, I got Keith saved in Uncle Tom Keith.
So I could totally understand why he's calling his dad Pedo Peter, but I wouldn't take it that damn far.
Yeah, that's too far.
Some things you can joke about.
You can't joke about that.
Yeah, I can joke about calling you Uncle Tom, but joking about calling your dad a pedo, that's kind of creepy.
Yeah, he's the president.
What if it gets leaked?
It's not a good look for the Bidens.
Yeah, you're a real upstanding guy.
He's just, he's a drug addict, man.
I mean, everybody makes.
He made all it takes is one horrible decision to be a crackhead.
Yeah.
Because, you know, once you suck that glass mushroom tip, you can't, a lot of people just can't quit.
You know what they say?
Crack and all that stuff is like having sex.
Yeah, they say it's better than sex.
It's like trying to quit crack, meth, and all these narcotics.
It's like trying to give up sex for the rest of your life.
Yeah.
I mean, could you give up sex?
I couldn't.
I ain't.
Yeah.
Right?
I can't do that.
And they said that's what crack, and that's why, that's why you'll never see me doing that shit because I'm not trying to like Hunter.
Ain't trying to give that shit up.
Max, you can climax just by smoking crack.
See, masturbation takes you a while.
I got to get your damn.
Man, what are you even talking about?
Oh, it takes a while to jerk and just smoke the crack.
Instant high.
It's instant high.
Just instant organ.
Masturbating, you got to have a good scene.
You got to.
You're like, man, I can't.
I need a new scene.
This scene is getting old.
I got to look up some new material.
That would crack, man.
That would hurt him, man.
Just smoke it.
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