Hodgetwins - Hunter Biden 'The World's Dumbest Criminal'
Aired: 2022-07-13
Duration: 13:03


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[00:01:00]  Hunter Biden's in the news, man.
[00:01:02]  Yeah, this dude.
[00:01:03]  They still got that show, The Dumbest Criminal, America's Dumbest Criminals.
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[00:01:10]  Yeah.
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[00:01:12]  First episode is Hunter Biden.
[00:01:14]  The Hunter Biden series.
[00:01:18]  He's actually the dumbest criminal in American history.
[00:01:22]  He's got to be.
[00:01:22]  Well, he's a crackhead.
[00:01:24]  I've never met a smart crackhead.
[00:01:26]  Yeah.
[00:01:26]  I don't know.
[00:01:27]  Well, I'm doing that right mind with film them breaking the law.
[00:01:30]  Yeah.
[00:01:31]  Why would you do that unless you want to get caught?
[00:01:34]  Unless you're screaming for help.
[00:01:36]  Yeah.
[00:01:37]  You want somebody to see what you're doing.
[00:01:40]  Oh, you market everybody.
[00:01:41]  Look at me.
[00:01:41]  Look what I get to do.
[00:01:43]  Look what I get to do and get away with because I'm the president's son.
[00:01:47]  Hey, I take that back.
[00:01:48]  I mean, that doesn't necessarily make you dumb if you do crack.
[00:01:54]  It is a dumb decision, but there's right people that do it all the time for like horrible reasons.
[00:01:59]  So I take that back.
[00:02:00]  Yeah, it can definitely, that drug, heroin, crack, it could take somebody that's very intelligent and turn them into a vegetable.
[00:02:08]  I mean, they couldn't have been too intelligent.
[00:02:09]  Well, they made a mistake.
[00:02:10]  Well, Joe Biden said he's the smartest man he knows.
[00:02:13]  So I'm thinking he used to be smart until he got addicted to cracking heroin.
[00:02:18]  Then he started taking that nigga shit.
[00:02:20]  Stick to the white man's drug.
[00:02:22]  Cocaine.
[00:02:22]  Don't do the crack.
[00:02:23]  Just stick to the cocaine.
[00:02:25]  Weed, that's fine.
[00:02:26]  Stay away from the myth.
[00:02:28]  Heroin.
[00:02:29]  Heroin.
[00:02:29]  Yeah.
[00:02:29]  Myth.
[00:02:30]  Heroin.
[00:02:32]  Whoever takes crack and heroin thinks that life's going to turn out for the better.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Nobody, everybody knows that's.
[00:02:39]  It's all downhill after that.
[00:02:41]  Yeah, but there's some more videos.
[00:02:42]  I guess they're saying Hunter Biden's phone got leaked.
[00:02:45]  It got hacked and these are being leaked.
[00:02:47]  I don't think that's what's going on.
[00:02:49]  I think it's somebody like in one of the...
[00:02:52]  Somebody in a very powerful position.
[00:02:55]  Like maybe the FBI, CIA, or somebody.
[00:02:57]  It's like, you know what?
[00:02:58]  I'm tired of this dude getting away with all this bullshit.
[00:03:01]  I'm just going to leak it.
[00:03:02]  They're not going to know who did it because, you know, I'm with the FBI.
[00:03:05]  CIA.
[00:03:05]  How they going to find me?
[00:03:06]  I already know how to hide this shit.
[00:03:08]  I know how to cover my tracks if it's a he.
[00:03:12]  Just like with the Supreme Court, they leaked that about Roe versus Wade.
[00:03:16]  It's just that I don't think his phone is getting hacked.
[00:03:19]  Yeah.
[00:03:20]  Personally, I could be wrong.
[00:03:22]  It's somebody close to him.
[00:03:23]  It's somebody with power that's either close to him or somebody in power.
[00:03:27]  Yeah.
[00:03:28]  Just tired of him getting away with all this shit.
[00:03:30]  I mean, check this video out.
[00:03:31]  I guess he's arguing with some chick about how much crack he got.
[00:03:36]  Is that crack?
[00:03:37]  That's crack.
[00:03:42]  I just made out the bag.
[00:03:45]  It's 2.06.
[00:03:48]  2.07 without the bag.
[00:03:54]  So how long is it?
[00:03:56]  2.6.
[00:03:56]  How dirty that room is.
[00:03:58]  That panties laying everywhere.
[00:04:00]  Shoes.
[00:04:01]  I bet you semen everywhere in that room.
[00:04:04]  Badging of juices.
[00:04:07]  That room looks dirty.
[00:04:09]  What's that stuffed detective spray, like forensic spray to see if they can find blood and semen?
[00:04:17]  What's he call that?
[00:04:18]  What do you call that?
[00:04:19]  It's that ultraviolet light.
[00:04:21]  Yeah, ultraviolet light to shine, and you'll see all these human oils.
[00:04:24]  Well, you got to spray that spray first, that semen catcher.
[00:04:28]  That semen and blood catcher.
[00:04:29]  I forget the technical term for it, but they got this spray.
[00:04:33]  It's like a semen and blood catcher.
[00:04:35]  You just spray it.
[00:04:37]  It illuminates when you turn off the lights and you shine the ultraviolet light on it.
[00:04:43]  Dude, he got my nice ass scale, man.
[00:04:46]  That shit is to the damn tenth of a damn that cigarette hanging out his mouth.
[00:04:51]  He always got that cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
[00:04:54]  When he doing crack, he definitely smoked.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, or getting a foot job.
[00:05:00]  Let me see his face at the beginning of that video with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
[00:05:05]  I like the way he has it.
[00:05:06]  He got that good cigarette hanging out.
[00:05:10]  Look at him.
[00:05:11]  Got that cigarette just hanging.
[00:05:16]  Just got the tip in his mouth.
[00:05:18]  Yeah, he just got the tip hanging out.
[00:05:19]  Take him a quick draw here now.
[00:05:21]  Just some good nicotine here.
[00:05:23]  And then this is other videos.
[00:05:24]  It's like a meme.
[00:05:25]  It's just, I guess there's a bunch of stuff coming from his phone.
[00:05:28]  I guess we can just talk over it as we look at it.
[00:05:30]  You got to have a bunch of stuff because this meme is pretty long.
[00:05:32]  It's like just brief seconds.
[00:05:35]  Yeah.
[00:05:35]  We had to cut out the music.
[00:05:36]  They actually put it.
[00:05:37]  We had to cut out some oral action, too.
[00:05:40]  Yeah.
[00:05:40]  They had some good black music.
[00:05:42]  Some crack, the 10 crack commandments by Notorious B.I.G., right?
[00:05:47]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:05:48]  Go ahead and play it.
[00:05:49]  Let's look at it.
[00:05:50]  That's nice.
[00:05:55]  Why would you film this?
[00:05:56]  This dude filmed.
[00:05:57]  I mean, it's like he's doing a damn blog he's going to put up on YouTube or something.
[00:06:02]  Hunter Biden's blog.
[00:06:04]  That's what I did today.
[00:06:05]  Got me some prostitutes getting.
[00:06:08]  He got some.
[00:06:09]  He's pretty cute, man.
[00:06:10]  Yeah, he got some girls.
[00:06:11]  Yeah, I got to admit, Hunter Biden's got good taste.
[00:06:17]  And everybody's, you know, when they come over, hey, we're going to go see the president's son.
[00:06:21]  He wants to get sucked off again.
[00:06:25]  Yeah, plus, he got some crack over there.
[00:06:26]  And he's got that good shit.
[00:06:30]  Y'all see he had a pistol in his hand.
[00:06:33]  There's been evidence that's been leaked that he actually lied on his application that he's not taking cocaine or anything like that.
[00:06:40]  Yeah, but yeah, when you're like, it's on your paperwork when you get a gun.
[00:06:44]  That's nice.
[00:06:44]  You see that photo of him and Joe?
[00:06:46]  It was a nice picture.
[00:06:47]  Father and son.
[00:06:48]  Yeah, what's he doing here?
[00:06:49]  But when you get a gun, which y'all see clips of him holding a gun to get a gun legally, you can't actually get a gun legally if you're a drug addict.
[00:06:57]  A drug addict.
[00:06:58]  It's on your paperwork.
[00:06:59]  You can't get it.
[00:07:01]  Because, you know, when you're a crackhead, you make bad decisions.
[00:07:05]  Yeah.
[00:07:12]  Oh, man.
[00:07:15]  Oh, that's nice.
[00:07:16]  That's a lot of video of him going skinny dipping.
[00:07:19]  He likes doing that.
[00:07:22]  Oh, barrel-chested fuck.
[00:07:28]  Hunter Biden.
[00:07:29]  Who's that?
[00:07:30]  She looks really young.
[00:07:32]  That was a mama won't it?
[00:07:33]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:07:34]  How did that get in there?
[00:07:35]  I don't know.
[00:07:36]  That's weird.
[00:07:37]  But he...
[00:07:38]  See that gun?
[00:07:38]  See, he took a great American wholesome name, Hanna.
[00:07:43]  What's up with this?
[00:07:43]  That's a good wholesome name.
[00:07:45]  He likes looking at himself.
[00:07:47]  Nice sores on your face.
[00:07:48]  Look at him right here.
[00:07:53]  It was a glue na sa pan.
[00:07:55]  Oh, it's for anxiety.
[00:07:56]  Yeah.
[00:07:57]  Y'all see the side effects of that prescription he had?
[00:08:01]  It says memory loss.
[00:08:03]  And what does it say?
[00:08:04]  You make bad decisions when you take it.
[00:08:07]  Memory loss.
[00:08:08]  That's probably why he left that laptop at that computer store.
[00:08:11]  Yeah, it wasn't actually the crack.
[00:08:13]  It was that damn closer, Pam.
[00:08:14]  Yeah, but you're taking that close-up.
[00:08:16]  What else it called?
[00:08:17]  Closer, Pam.
[00:08:18]  And man, it's for anxiety.
[00:08:19]  I bet you all that anxiety will leave if you stop smoking crack.
[00:08:23]  Yeah, because that's one of the side effects of crack.
[00:08:27]  Paranoia.
[00:08:28]  That was worried that little girl was with her.
[00:08:30]  It appeared to be her mother.
[00:08:32]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:08:33]  Appeared to be under age.
[00:08:33]  She looked young.
[00:08:34]  Nah, she was an unage.
[00:08:36]  How old do you think she was?
[00:08:37]  She's probably 18.
[00:08:38]  18, huh?
[00:08:39]  She's probably 18 in like three minutes.
[00:08:40]  Man, you crazy.
[00:08:41]  She doesn't look no 18 to me.
[00:08:45]  Around 14 and 16.
[00:08:47]  Maybe 17, but that's pushing it.
[00:08:49]  Who cares?
[00:08:50]  I mean, she's not doing nothing illegal.
[00:08:52]  That's weird.
[00:08:52]  Why has he got a video of her?
[00:08:54]  I don't know.
[00:08:54]  I think he might be filming it.
[00:08:58]  I would think so.
[00:08:58]  He's filming himself.
[00:08:59]  I mean, that's a red flag for me, is what I'm trying to say.
[00:09:02]  I don't know what context that was, but anyway.
[00:09:04]  Also, it came out that on Hunter's phone, he's got his dad saved as Pedo Peter.
[00:09:11]  I can understand that because all those pictures he came out sniffing little kids.
[00:09:14]  Yeah, so he's probably joking with his dad.
[00:09:16]  Not that his dad's a pedo.
[00:09:17]  He's just making fun of him.
[00:09:18]  He's just a joke between father and son.
[00:09:22]  Like, I call myself Uncle Tom.
[00:09:24]  Yeah, I got Keith saved in Uncle Tom Keith.
[00:09:28]  So I could totally understand why he's calling his dad Pedo Peter, but I wouldn't take it that damn far.
[00:09:34]  Yeah, that's too far.
[00:09:35]  Some things you can joke about.
[00:09:36]  You can't joke about that.
[00:09:37]  Yeah, I can joke about calling you Uncle Tom, but joking about calling your dad a pedo, that's kind of creepy.
[00:09:42]  Yeah, he's the president.
[00:09:44]  What if it gets leaked?
[00:09:46]  It's not a good look for the Bidens.
[00:09:49]  Yeah, you're a real upstanding guy.
[00:09:52]  He's just, he's a drug addict, man.
[00:09:54]  I mean, everybody makes.
[00:09:56]  He made all it takes is one horrible decision to be a crackhead.
[00:10:00]  Yeah.
[00:10:01]  Because, you know, once you suck that glass mushroom tip, you can't, a lot of people just can't quit.
[00:10:05]  You know what they say?
[00:10:06]  Crack and all that stuff is like having sex.
[00:10:09]  Yeah, they say it's better than sex.
[00:10:10]  It's like trying to quit crack, meth, and all these narcotics.
[00:10:15]  It's like trying to give up sex for the rest of your life.
[00:10:18]  Yeah.
[00:10:18]  I mean, could you give up sex?
[00:10:20]  I couldn't.
[00:10:21]  I ain't.
[00:10:22]  Yeah.
[00:10:23]  Right?
[00:10:24]  I can't do that.
[00:10:25]  And they said that's what crack, and that's why, that's why you'll never see me doing that shit because I'm not trying to like Hunter.
[00:10:30]  Ain't trying to give that shit up.
[00:10:32]  Max, you can climax just by smoking crack.
[00:10:36]  See, masturbation takes you a while.
[00:10:38]  I got to get your damn.
[00:10:39]  Man, what are you even talking about?
[00:10:43]  Oh, it takes a while to jerk and just smoke the crack.
[00:10:47]  Instant high.
[00:10:48]  It's instant high.
[00:10:49]  Just instant organ.
[00:10:50]  Masturbating, you got to have a good scene.
[00:10:52]  You got to.
[00:10:56]  You're like, man, I can't.
[00:10:57]  I need a new scene.
[00:10:58]  This scene is getting old.
[00:10:59]  I got to look up some new material.
[00:11:04]  That would crack, man.
[00:11:05]  That would hurt him, man.
[00:11:06]  Just smoke it.
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