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June 24, 2022 - Hodgetwins
08:43
Trans Lia Thomas Banned By FINA

Hodgetwins discuss Lia Thomas's FINA ban, citing new legislation that prohibits post-puberty individuals from competing as women due to alleged "irrevocable advantages." The hosts mock Thomas's biology, joking about her anatomy while criticizing the NCAA for lacking courage in enforcing the rule. They argue the ban incentivizes chemical castration and compare it to Russian roulette, ultimately celebrating the decision as a victory for traditional gender norms over what they perceive as dangerous medical transitions. [Automatically generated summary]

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Irrevocable Advantage Over Females 00:07:37
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All right, Leah Thomas.
Man, I'm thankful somebody's shutting this bitch down.
I don't even know why I had to get this far, but.
Yeah, common sense.
Yeah, FENA.
It's the world governing body for swimming.
Yeah, they passed some new laws.
They passed some legislation or something.
They passed some new rules.
They passed some damn laws on these damn transgenders.
Yeah.
New law is if you went through puberty, you can't be no damn woman.
Yeah, you can't compete as no damn woman.
You got to transition before you hit puberty, which means you got to take a bunch of chemical castrating drugs to prevent you from going into puberty.
Yeah.
Preventing your body, shutting your ability to go into puberty, which is crazy.
But once you go through...
That is wicked.
Yeah, but once you go through puberty, they say it's what?
It's an irrevocable advantage you have over females.
Irrevocable.
Yeah.
So, but Leah Thomas, you have an irrevocable, irreversible advantage over females because you went through puberty as a male.
Yeah.
That's why you got that larynx in your neck.
That's why you got them big ass wide shoulders.
Let's pull up a picture.
I mean, in what world does this make sense?
This is like a damn scene out of soft park.
Yeah, look at the look at the girl with the cowboy hat.
She's like, man, I'm supposed to be second.
And the girl with a handstick is like, man, this is some bullshit here.
Look at that.
Look at them eyes on.
She's got this look on her face.
I mean, he.
Yeah, I'm going to be nice.
She's got a look on her face like, I can't believe they let me win this shit.
This shit is crazy.
I was a man six months.
Like, what, six months?
I think a couple years ago.
I mean, he's still a man.
He's still a man.
Just living your life as a woman, which is your right.
You can still squirt semen if you put your mind to it.
You would never have a baby.
You're still a semen squirter.
I don't know how you can jump in a pool knowing you got nuts and a phallus hanging while everybody else in the pool with you has just got a gash.
And he's pretty tall, man.
So I know he don't got a small one.
What you talking about?
I mean, he's a big hands, you know, put two and two together.
He should know that that's not a damn clitoris is all I'm saying.
Yeah, let me say this.
I mean, this probably got the world's longest clitoris.
Hey, let me say something.
Go to Guy College.
Whoa, look at the clitoris on that bitch.
Clitorus so big, it's got some nuts on it.
Wow, man, that's what happens when you get a big, long clitoris, man.
You grow nuts with it.
Hey, let me say something.
Go on, say something.
Now, I think this was a good move, but look what they're incentivizing, though, by this new law.
Cut your nuts off to cut your tits off to chemically, chemically castrate yourself.
Yeah, you.
It's irreversible.
It's irrevocable.
You can't change that shit.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's, you shouldn't be able to do that until you're 18.
Yeah, and you paying, you're playing Russian roulette with people's lives.
I mean, y'all using kids as test dummies.
I seen on Matt Walsh's What is a Woman?
I seen this video, right?
And this dude, this woman transitioned.
Looks like a dude.
Been taking testosterone.
You know, he had a side effect by taking testosterone.
You know, you transition to a man.
This motherfucker was growing hair in his urethra.
What?
What is your urethra?
I can't even say that word.
Uretha.
I thought that was in your throat.
No, urethra is your damn p-hole.
Oh, your p-hole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it makes you go.
He's growing hair in it?
He grew six inches of hair in his urethra?
Yes.
In his mushroom tip.
He ain't got no mushroom tip.
He's just got a gas.
He's got a urethra.
Oh, he cut into some sugar.
He didn't cut shit.
He ain't got...
He's got, he's still.
Oh, he's a female transition to a male.
Man, she grew hair in her vagina?
In the urethra.
What part is that?
Six inches of hair.
In the urethra, where you best.
You know, it leads up to your bladder.
Oh, man.
Where your damn kidney stones come through.
Oh, man.
She grew six inches of hair in her urethra.
Six inches?
She said, I mean, there's all kinds of side effects to doing that shit.
They don't talk about it.
I mean, like, if I was a man and I put a lot of estrogen in my body, that shit is cancerous in a male's body.
Cancerous.
Yeah.
Hey, but you, watch yourself.
You're not a doctor.
Oh, I, I, I. You don't have a degree in abiology, man.
No, I wouldn't.
You're not abiologist.
No, you got spreading misinformation.
Well, my doctor, who is abiology, said, my, when I go get my, because I get blood and I check my blood.
Yeah, yeah.
And the doctor says my estrogen was high.
I said, what?
So he put me on some shit to bring my estrogen down.
Yeah.
And he told me estrogen is cancerous in your body.
It leads to prostate cancer, even leads to breast cancer.
Yeah.
Breast tissue.
Yeah, because you're developing breast tissue.
Yeah.
So, I mean, there's side effects to transitioning.
You just, it just is.
There's side effects to anything.
Because the biology of your body is, well, fuck it.
It's your body.
Do it.
I wouldn't.
But what I know, I'm just a straight male over here.
You're not straight.
You're cisgender.
You got names for us.
I can't be just a male.
Yeah.
I'm cisgender.
Yeah, just overcomplicate things to make them feel better.
Yeah, but I'm glad they did this.
You shouldn't be in the pool.
If you had any fucking integrity, you would have never jumped in that damn pool.
Yeah.
Oh, man, I won.
I can't believe it.
I worked so hard for this shit.
Bitch, you crazy as hell.
You got the nerve to be happy?
Like you done something?
You won the NC NCAA NCAA championship, man.
And the NCA, what the hell were y'all thinking?
Bunch of pussies over there.
Ain't got no guts.
You can't even stand up for what's right.
Man, fuck everybody.
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