Hodgetwins hosts promote their comedy tour before mocking AstraZeneca's mispronunciation and attacking all major vaccines as dangerously rushed products. They detail a British Columbia man receiving compensation for Guillain-Barré syndrome, dismissing safety claims as subjective while arguing masks fail because viruses enter through the eyes. The segment concludes by blaming unvaccinated individuals for infections and accusing Democrats of blindly following mandates, framing the entire narrative around vaccine distrust rather than scientific consensus. [Automatically generated summary]
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AstraZeneca and Neurological Disorder00:05:09
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Yes, all kinds of cities.
But anyway, there was this guy up in British Columbia, BC, Canada.
He took the AstraZeneca vaccine, COVID vaccine.
What the hell is that?
AstraZeneca.
Who the hell makes that?
That's one of the pharmaceutical companies.
I ain't never heard of that damn pharmaceutical company.
I heard of Pfizer.
Heard of Moderna?
Heard of Johnson ⁇ Johnson?
Yeah, you know.
What's this one called?
AstraZeneca.
Man, that shit sounds like some off-brain right there.
Astra, who?
Sounds like a generic brain.
Yeah, Astragenica?
Zeneca.
Hey, hey, hey, Astrogenica.
Hey, you taking that shit?
Well, I didn't take Moderna.
I ain't going to take Pfizer.
What's the other?
I damn sure ain't taking Johnson Johnson.
John and Astrogenica sound just as bad as Johnson and Johnson.
AstraZeneca.
Astragenica.
But anyway, this guy, what is that, a Canadian pharmaceutical company?
Astragenica.
That shit.
AstraZeneca.
That shit sounds crazy.
That sounds like some black market stuff.
Hey, let me get to the story.
Astragenica.
Is that what you say?
No, AstraZeneca.
So with a Z, not a G, bitch.
Astra, Astra.
Zeneka.
Astrogenica?
Zeneca.
AstraZeneca.
Hey, but anyway, all I know is I ain't taking it.
But anyway, this guy up in British Columbia, Canada, he took it and he had some adverse effects, to say the least.
Astragenica.
And he just, he's like, I think he's the first actual guy to be awarded money.
But that's an actual news story on this.
Check this out.
You better warn them.
More than a year ago, a BC man became partially paralyzed following his COVID-19 vaccine.
Now the 40-year-old has become one of the first people in the country to be approved for compensation.
But others are still waiting.
CTV's Michelle Bernardo has a story.
With special braces for his legs.
I have no muscle or nerve movement or activity below my knees at this point.
Ross Whiteman is walking again, though with difficulty, and his hands suffering nerve damage have become stronger.
Off hands.
They're as you can see there.
Hey, pause it.
Pause it.
Hey, I've never seen anything like that.
Well, it's a neurological disorder.
I tell you what, they pay this dude money.
He's awarded compensation.
I know one thing.
If it happened to me, I mean, I can't jack off.
It's jerk off.
Jack off is juvenile.
Ain't nobody jack off.
He's jerking off.
I can't jerk off.
I can't even finger bang the wife.
You're going to pay me a whole lot of money.
Yeah.
Ain't enough money in the world.
I can't make love to my wife.
I can't hold my kids.
I mean, I'm sure.
I mean, I know there's side effects to anything you take, but this severe.
Yeah, safe and effective.
Astragenica.
How you say it?
AstraZeneca.
Fuck it.
Yeah, but they say when they say safe and effective, that's a subjective term.
I like that.
Say that again.
Safe and effective is a subjective term.
That is beautiful, man.
That sounds like Socrates right there.
Subjective is how you say that?
Subjective.
No, what was that saying you said?
Subject.
I forgot it already.
Oh, safe and effective.
Shut up.
Safe is a very, very subjective word.
Yeah.
I mean, how safe is it?
Yeah.
You got to ask that follow-up question.
You say it's safe and effective.
How safe is it, really?
I think they said it's like 10 out of a million or 10 out of 10 million or 10 out of a billion this happens to.
So it's like rolling the dice, like going to go buy a lottery ticket.
It's like getting struck by lightning pretty much, but I take my chance with the lightning.
That ain't safe enough for me.
I'd rather get struck.
Hell no.
Hey, man, you get struck by lightning.
A lot of times people just get up and walk away from that shit.
Yeah, I heard about that, but they're real thirsty.
They drink like 10 gallons of water every day.
Have you heard about that?
It fried the damn water out of you.
Hey, but back.
They can't stop drinking once, man.
I'm so damn thirsty.
Hey, let me go back to the video.
Let's say it over.
And I don't have a lot of wrist strength.
That makes obviously doing pretty much everything a challenge.
Politicized Virus and Mask Rules00:06:47
The former pilot and realtor developed a rare neurological disorder called Guillain Beret syndrome after receiving the AstraZeneca vaccine in April of 2021.
Recent BCCDC data indicates just 10 people in the province have ever been hospitalized with GBS after a COVID vaccine.
But I had full facial paralysis.
I couldn't smile.
I couldn't show my teeth or anything like that.
No, I'm just kind of focusing on moving my feet.
Hey, hey, for white people.
Okay.
He's still got his mask on.
They still making him wear a mask.
Imagine taking something where you still have to wear a mask.
You can still get COVID.
You can still spread COVID.
And you take the vaccine anyway.
And now this is going, you're going through this.
Yeah.
I mean, in what world does this make sense?
Wearing a mask.
Well, wearing a surgical mask.
You got to think about it.
How effective are these masks really?
It's more like a pacifier giving it to a baby to make them feel comfortable.
It's more like a security blanket.
Because if you don't really understand how you contract viruses, I mean, you wouldn't know any better.
Because think about it.
You got this mask on.
Your eyes are wide the fuck open.
Yeah, if it's hitting your mask, why?
Because you can get sick through your eyes too, just as if it went up in your nose or in your mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
And think about this too.
How you contract the virus.
I mean, everything you see pretty much on a daily basis, you're touching.
And think about this.
You touch your face about 3,000 times a day.
Yeah.
You really think a surgical mask is going to prevent you from catching COVID?
That's what they say.
I mean, with your eyes wide open.
I mean, that's not following the signs.
Yeah, it's not.
I've seen this guy on Twitter.
He tweeted this.
COVID was such a deadly pandemic.
It actually killed signs too.
I mean, this virus has been politicized, man.
Nobody's thinking anymore.
Yeah, it killed signs.
It killed the flu, too.
Wipe that shit out.
Now we need to come with something to wipe the COVID out.
Hey, you got COVID a second time, though.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, keep that.
You know why?
You know why?
Because I'm not vaccinated.
Should have got vaccinated.
That's why you caught it twice.
You don't wear your mask.
You didn't get vaccinated.
See, it's your fault.
You caught it.
Yeah, but even if I get vaccinated, we're making a joke.
We're being facetious over here.
Being real, really facetious.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's go back to the story.
It's more?
Initially paralyzed from the waist down, physiotherapy became a full-time job as he learned to move again.
recently received a letter from the federal vaccine injury support program validating his vaccine injury and saying he had been approved for compensation one of only a handful in the country it's vindicating that's kind of the first thought that came to mind langley sean muldoon who developed serious blood clots after the astrazeneca vaccine is still waiting for compensation and unable to work Meanwhile,
Whiteman said while he's relieved to be getting funding, the real victory will be seeing small improvements in his health.
I've got a long road to go, but I've got a lot of support.
And he says he and his family are ready to face whatever challenges are still ahead.
Michelle Bernardo, CTV News.
Wow, did you see him before he took the vaccine?
Yeah.
Damn stud.
Yeah, now his body's atrophying.
And just say I say how he is walking, the cameraman said, hey, just walk out there for me.
I'm going to get this shit on tape.
Yeah, this is a good story.
That dude has a great freaking attitude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, if I was walking like that, I'd have a great attitude too.
Because I'm conservative.
You think so?
Yeah.
You give yourself too much credit.
I think you'd be suicidal.
With your personality, I think you'd ate a bullet.
Hey, Kevin, bring my coat.
Bring my damn Ruger 22.
I'm going to put one of these damn bullets.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm in it.
I'm sitting there dick hard as hell.
Can't even jack off.
Somebody told me that to take Trump's vaccine.
But you know what's funny?
How Democrats is talking all these trash.
Oh, you ain't going to have a vaccine.
Oh, you ain't going to have a vaccine anytime.
Trump, he can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
That's too fast.
Oh, I ain't taking that vaccine if Trump come out with it.
Now look at all the liberals, all the progressives.
They love Trump's vaccine.
Yeah.
But they don't call it Trump's vaccine.
Yeah, that's Trump's vaccine.
That's what they were saying at first, didn't it?
Like, then as soon as the Democrats, hey, take this vaccine.
It's safe and effective.
And if you don't take it, you're a super spreader and you're a Trump supporter.
All the damn Democrats went out there and voted.
It was just that easy to make them go out there and do it.
You liberals are a bunch of minions.
You're followers.
You don't think for yourself.
I voted for Trump, voted for Trump, but I ain't taking that shit.
I ain't taking no damn Astra Jenica.
I ain't taking no damn Moderna.
I ain't taking no damn Johnson and Johnson.
I ain't taking no damn Pfizer.
And I surely ain't going to take that damn Astra Jennica.
Yeah, man.
They made that a little bit too fast.
They made that shit like a cup of noodles.
What is it?
A couple minutes on the microwave?
That shit was a little bit too fast.
Yeah, it almost seemed like Trump made the shit in his basement.
Trump ain't that damn crazy.
Hey, Trump, dude, get your ass in and start mixing this shit up.
Hey, but I mean, I hope to the gentleman that's going, I hope you make a full recovery, man.
Yeah, it's neurological.
I don't know if that's possible, but yeah, no.
I wish you the best.
Yeah.
But I just.
If you haven't took that vaccine, there's consequences to your choices, and nobody's going to feel those consequences than you.
Nobody's going to be there for you.
That's why on the right, we're just like, no, I'm not taking it.
I'm in good health.
I'm in good shape.
If I get it, I get sick for a week.
I'm good.
I don't need to.
Why do you need a vaccine for somebody that has a 99.9% survival rate?
Why do you take a vaccine that doesn't keep you from getting sick or spreading it?
And you still have to wear a mask.
And oh, yeah, you got to take it too or it doesn't really work for him.
You get your boosters.
Yeah, and you're a grown adult and y'all believe that bullshit?
That shit don't last, but what, 14 months?
I got my antibodies.
I caught COVID 18 months ago.
Yeah.
Still got my antibodies.
Yeah, because we get blood periodically every six months and I still have the antibodies.
Yeah.
They say we selfish.
I bet none of y'all, these liberals say we're selfish for not getting a vaccine.
I get blood every eight weeks.
I bet y'all ain't doing anything to save lives.
Piece of shit.
Vaccine Survival Rate Debate00:01:08
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