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June 19, 2022 - Hodgetwins
06:25
Joe Biden Uses The Term ‘Drop Dead’ To Console

Hodgetwins promote Officialhawstwins.com and mypillow.com with codes "Patriot Dad" and "HARSH TWINS" while rejecting socialism and BLM. They mock President Joe Biden as a "walking meme," criticizing his use of "dropped dead" to console a grieving family and his whistling during the segment. The hosts blame Biden for COVID-19 deaths occurring under his administration, despite his claims that Trump caused the virus. Ultimately, they declare him the worst president ever, arguing he lacks basic functioning and should reside in a convalescent home rather than the White House. [Automatically generated summary]

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Console With "Dropped Dead 00:05:15
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Joe Biden.
This dude's a walking meme.
Think so?
This is what happens.
Walking meme.
This is what happens when you take a 130-year-old man out of the old folks' home and make him president and you stick a microphone in front of him.
Yeah, this dude should be a convalescent home with a bedpan underneath him.
That dude should have some applesauce.
Yeah, have him a can of applesauce, some saltine crackers, and some soup.
And some damn key line pie.
That's what Joe Biden should be doing right now.
He shouldn't be like sticking microphones in front of him.
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And by the way, my sympathies to the family of your CFO who dropped dead very unexpectedly.
My best of their family.
It's tough stuff.
Yeah.
You just made it tougher, too.
Shit was already tough.
You made it even tougher.
You will screw up anything, man.
You try to console somebody and you're saying drop dead?
That's like disrespectful.
Man, the only time you use that term drop dead is like, man, I can't stand that dude.
I hope he drops dead tomorrow.
Drop dead is a term you will use not around the immediate family.
You think you're here about Tommy?
He dropped dead yesterday.
I never did like that, son of a bitch.
That's the only time you use drop dead.
You're trying to console somebody.
Hey, Joe, man, I heard about your dad.
That's horrible.
He dropped dead yesterday, huh?
Hey, you know what?
When he was talking, you knew something stupid was going to happen.
That's a red flag for Joe.
As soon as he like, he started off good, dude.
He goes, I'm just going to say something.
It's a horrible tragedy.
The other day, dropped dead.
Boy, that's terrible.
Hey, did you see?
Did you hear that part?
He sounded like he whistled.
Play it again?
He whistled.
He whistled.
He said, Watch.
You hear it?
Watch.
Listen.
And by the way, my sympathies to the family of your CFO who dropped dead very unexpectedly.
My best of the family.
Dropped dead unexpectedly.
Didn't you just say he passed unexpectedly?
Dropped dead?
Just like a damn cowboy from Texas in 1930.
But 1930, 1655.
Just insensitive.
Did you hear him?
He said, Yeah, he blew.
Yeah, it's kind of like.
Boy, man, he dropped dead.
He was talking.
I don't know, man.
This dude, this dude is easily the worst of all time.
I can't believe there's actual people that wants to vote for him again.
You need to get your head checked.
You don't even have to be conservative to see this.
Yeah, you just have to have a brain, a functioning, working brain, a rational, functioning brain.
Even if you're liberal, you should like, man, this dude is like the worst.
Yeah.
What he said about COVID?
He's like blaming Trump for it.
What he gets in office, people kept dying.
He said, man, come on, man.
Y'all, come on, get real.
I mean, Trump started it.
I mean, he said, what did he say?
Come on, just look.
We need to start looking at this for what it is.
It's an airborne virus.
What can you do?
Yeah, exactly.
But when Trump was in office, oh, he killed everybody.
Yeah, it's his fault.
Sorry to hear.
Your dad dropped dead yesterday.
Oh, man, it's terrible.
God, man, I like that guy.
Just dropped dead, huh?
Drop dead.
I never ever heard anybody use that term when they try to console somebody.
Somebody loved somebody they love, they just lost.
Drop dead.
Imagine going to the doctor.
Hey, what happened?
Get out.
His heart stopped.
We're going to work on him.
Come on.
I'm sorry, but your dad just dropped dead.
I don't know what happened.
He just dropped dead right in front of me.
Just he just standing there one second and he just dropped dead.
That was a damn good show.
Shocking Dad Death Story 00:01:04
Damn good show.
Yeah.
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I can't say damn.
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