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June 19, 2022 - Hodgetwins
10:31
Buzz Lightyear's First Gay Scene

Hodgetwins critique the upcoming Disney Pixar film Lightyear, specifically targeting a Pride Month scene depicting two women kissing. They argue this content is inappropriate for children, comparing it to explicit acts and accusing the studio of an indoctrination agenda while ignoring other faiths. Mocking executive producer Carrie Burke's personal statements regarding her transgender and pansexual children, the hosts claim such normalization harms kids and costs Disney markets like China, ultimately promoting their own businesses against mainstream media. [Automatically generated summary]

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Kids Want Inclusive Pansexual Content 00:07:49
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All right, so Disney pixardy got a new children's movie out.
You sure it's a children's movie?
Well, it's Buzz Lightyear.
Coming out during Pride Month.
I mean, Troll Month.
It's called a Buzz Lightyear movie.
So they came up with a great name for it.
Lightyear.
That's original.
Hey, anything coming out during Pride Month from Disney?
It's a red flag.
Something's going to be in that movie.
Well, of course.
Yes.
Yeah, what?
That's why we're talking about it.
Yeah.
I'm going to show you a scene.
It's like a gay couple.
Ain't no muff diving, is it?
No, no, man.
Ain't no finger banging, is it?
Ain't none of that damn scissor action.
Yeah, go ahead and pull it up.
What the hell?
Oh.
Look at the white supremacist.
Like, what the hell is this?
Buzz is lightly.
It looks like a damn white supremacist.
What the hell is this?
A black gay woman is my mother?
He's like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, go to that scene one more time.
This shit was funny, man.
He's like, what's going on?
What's this going on?
Hey, man.
Where's daddy at?
Hey, no, sis, this is like for kids.
This is for like kids.
I mean, it's like, I come to see Buzz Lightyear for some, you know, to Infinity and Beyond.
It's for kids.
Yeah.
That look on Buzz Lightyear's face like, man, I'm getting the hell out of here.
No, but Circle, why is this?
Why y'all doing this?
It's for like kids.
Yeah.
I want to see Buzz Lightyear do his thing to Infinity and Beyond.
I ain't trying to see all that damn muff diving action.
I ain't trying to see that damn that damn strap on action, that damn finger banging.
Well, that's what they do.
You got to fill in the blanks.
That's what two women do.
That strap on, that finger banging, that muff diving.
Y'all claim it's to be more inclusive.
I mean, you can be included.
Why don't y'all just do gay movies on Disney?
Yeah.
For like teenagers and older people.
Why don't y'all do that?
Why y'all got Buzz Lightyear looking crazy as hell?
Because two women are kissing.
Yeah, won't y'all come with y'all's own movie for pansexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, and all kinds of other sexuals?
Why don't y'all just, you know, come out with some pansexual movies for kids?
That's crazy as hell, being a kid in the pansexual.
I mean, we all seen this coming.
The head, what's her name?
Carrie Burke?
She's like the president over in Disney.
Yeah.
Y'all remember what she said?
She's the executive producer over there.
I think she's the president.
She's a big wig over there.
Big wig, huh?
Yeah, she big time.
This is what she had to say in like a company meeting.
A couple months ago, huh?
I'm here as a mother of two queer children, actually.
One transgender child and one pansexual child.
Oh, my.
And also as a leader.
What's the odds in having a transsexual child?
Not transgender child.
You said transsexual.
It's transgender.
Yeah, what's the odds?
Transsexual is derogatory.
Yeah.
Ain't nobody transsexual.
You got three sexual.
Hey, let me say something.
Transsexual.
What's the odds of one woman having a transgender child and a pansexual child?
A child.
Man, you got a better shot than you got a better shot in winning the damn power ball.
The lottery.
You got a better shot of not catching AIDS at a glory hole.
You crazy as hell for saying some shit like that.
Hey, look, man, you trying to indoctrinate kids.
You know that's what you're doing because that's the main reason why we don't have Christianity in schools no more.
A lot of parents felt that this was indoctrinating their kids into Christianity.
Same thing goes for LGBTQ.
Y'all in trying to indoctrinate kids.
Yeah.
This is the only reason why you're doing it.
I mean, you're saying you want to be more inclusive, but if you really want to be more inclusive, you will have inclusivity for everybody, regardless of their politics, their religion.
Yeah.
And so be it.
No, you just want people to think a certain way.
Yeah, y'all pushing this.
Y'all pretty much everything y'all make, y'all taking dildos and slapping people in the face with them.
Y'all just taking out just pocket pussies, dildos, man.
Just slapping people in the face with them, sticking it down their throats, just leaving the nuts hanging out.
Y'all, it's like everything y'all do.
Y'all, it's like y'all got this agenda.
I hope they're going to do all that with Lube.
Jeez.
Hey, man, they're trying to say this is to be more inclusive.
They want gay people to be more inclusive.
No, y'all normalizing it.
That's what you're doing.
If y'all really do want to be, if y'all really want to be more inclusive, you'd have more Christianity in your movies.
You would have some Republicans in there.
You would have more conservative actors.
Yeah, more conservative values.
Outspoken conservatives in Disney and movies in general.
You would have more conservative type content.
Yeah.
If you want to be more inclusive.
Yeah.
Where's the Christianity content for kids?
You would have more Muslims in these movies.
If you want to be more inclusive.
No, y'all just trying to beat us with a dildo over the head.
Yeah, you're trying to indictment.
All that damn strap-on action.
Well, this lady, the video I showed you, she says she wants to get to a point where there's 50% of the characters are homosexuals in these cartoons.
That don't make sense.
It's for children.
Let them be children.
Why do you want them to be homosexuals at five and six years old?
How do you let them be kids?
Like pansexual, that's a made-up LGBTQ term, right?
Yeah, what does it mean?
It just means you'll have sex with anything, regardless of that gender identity or gender.
It's just a fancy term for bisexual.
Yeah, pansexual.
Well, did it stick to the same species?
Yeah, that's bestiality you're talking about.
Well, why do you...
That's double speaking.
You already got a term for that.
It's just bisexual.
I said that.
I'm just reiterating it.
These people, man, is wasting people's time with this garbage.
Pansexual.
What's that?
What the hell's a pansexual?
Oh, it's like new words.
They come up.
Fancy term for bisexual.
They come up with new words for like pronouns, so they come up with new terms to be more inclusive.
I mean, if y'all really want to be inclusive, I would come out with like maybe some Christianity themed content, but you're not.
So fuck you.
I'm Chris, and why can't you come out and do some Christian shit for me?
Yeah.
So I mean, some Christian stuff for me.
You're a bleep out shit.
I didn't mean to say that.
Swapping F Word For Freedom 00:02:37
He said fuck to, you know.
Forgot about that, huh?
I'm just kind of pissed.
Yeah, fuck is a cuss word.
Gotta cut that out.
Gotta cut shit out, too.
I think fuck is the worst.
Four little cuss words?
Yeah.
Those are the worst.
Instead of saying the F word, say freedom.
Get the freedom out of here.
Wait a minute.
Freedom's got more than four letters, don't it?
F no shit.
E-E-D.
Hey, Kevin, stop being stupid.
Why are you being stupid?
Seven letters.
Man, stop being stupid, man.
Or you can say puck.
Yeah, but this movie.
Get the puck out of here.
But this move to F said, get the fuck out of my face.
Fuck you.
Yeah, then you can stop using that word, man.
You could be a better Christian.
No, you can't replace fuck.
That's like the word.
Just say Christian, though.
Fuck it.
There's some Muslim countries out there that's banned this.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure you ain't gonna get no love from China.
They claim that's like a huge market, China.
And they said they're not gonna cut anything out.
Oh, come on, that's a huge.
Y'all throwing away all that money just to have two lesbians kissing out Buzz Lightyear movies?
Even Buzz Lightyear looks like he's pissed.
Look, you're gonna lose kind of marketing.
You're cutting out on Buzz Lightyear's money.
He's supposed to get about 40, 50 million for this movie.
Shut up.
Anyway, I'm tired of talking about these.
Yeah, y'all been burning hell for this.
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