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May 25, 2022 - Hodgetwins
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Bill Maher ‘You’re 5 Years Too Late’

Hodgetwins aggressively critique Bill Maher, labeling him and Tosi Gabbard as the only sane liberals while refuting claims that 25% or 50% of the population is gay or trans. They condemn alleged parental grooming for social media clout, citing anecdotes of white liberals teaching infants they are gay, and oppose minor medical interventions like puberty blockers due to risks such as reduced bone density and fertility. The hosts attack Maher's views on transgender athletes, specifically mocking Leah Thomas's NCAA victory, arguing conservatives possess common sense while liberals attempt to reinvent the wheel, ultimately concluding Maher is five years too late in his criticism. [Automatically generated summary]

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All right, so I'm going to talk about Bill Maher.
He's the last standing liberal on the face of this earth.
Him and Tosi Gabbard.
Rest of them, bat shit crazy.
Well, Bill?
All of them need to be in the damn mental institution.
The only sane ones left is Bill Maher, Tosi Gabbard.
That's the only two.
I've did my research.
Ain't nobody else left.
Those are the only two.
Rest of them, crazy.
Hey, calm down.
That shit crazy.
Need to be in a damn mental asylum.
Yeah, Bill Maher was talking about, you know, back in like, I think he was going over like dates.
It's like in the 20s and 30s, being gay wasn't as prominent as it is now.
Now it's like pretty much 50% of the population is gay.
And he said by the year 2044, everybody's just homosexuals.
It's 50% homosexual.
No, it's not that much.
I was exaggerating.
Hey, man, you spreading disinformation.
I was exaggerating, man.
That was a bold-faced lie.
You need to fact-check yourself.
Yeah, but anyway.
Ain't half this country gay.
Hey, man, you need to calm down.
Let me do some talking.
I'm just saying, I got to say that.
You used to come hyperbole, man.
He ain't no way in hell half this country is trans and gay.
No, I just said gay.
Ain't no way in hell 25% of this country is gay.
I came here to work.
If 50% of this country is gay, these damn gay bars will be flooded with homosexuals.
They would need gay clubs' biggest stadiums.
Well, it's getting that way.
They're going to need a baker.
But anyway, he was talking about that.
And then he started talking about...
Man, I'm tired of this.
Start talking about them damn trans kids.
Trans kids is an oxymoron.
Those two don't go together.
Yeah.
The reason why he's saying...
Let me do some talking today.
I'm just saying, those two words don't go together.
The reason why kids, five, six, seven, eight-year-old trans, cause they, their parents are groomers.
That's why they teach their kids because their parents want to be in the line.
Like, look, I got a homosexual child here.
Got a trans child.
He dressed drags.
They want Twitter followers.
They want Instagram.
They're looking for, what's that word?
They're looking for clout.
Yeah, they're looking, they clout chasers.
I saw a white woman, a white liberal, the other day holding up a damn six-month-old baby saying her baby was gay.
I was like, bitch, you crazy as hell.
Kid was already start talking to.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
Yeah, she was teaching him that.
She was like, it was a cute kid.
She was like, it was a cute kid right now.
Yes, I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
Six months old.
Already want to suck a mushroom tip because the mama's teaching that shit.
These white liberals are the worst.
They are scum of earth.
Sometimes I wish, man, we'd just give white liberals reparations and half of this.
Just put everybody in California.
Y'all go there, build up a board and everything.
So y'all can't come back in here.
Hey, let me show them what Bill.
Okay, this is a video from Bill Maurice's show.
I'm happy for LGBT folks that we now live in an age where they can live their authentic lives openly.
And we should always be mindful of respecting and protecting.
But someone needs to say it.
Not everything's about you.
No shit.
Nice makeup, Bill.
And it's okay to ask questions about something that's very new and involves children.
The answer can't always be that anyone from a marginalized community is automatically right.
Trump card might drop, end of discussion.
No shit.
Because we're literally experimenting on children.
No shit.
Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids.
We need to get them over here.
We just don't know much about the long-term effects.
Although common sense should tell you that when you reverse the course of raging hormones, there's going to be problems.
We do know it hinders the development of bone density, which is kind of important if you like having a skeleton.
Fertility and the ability to have an orgasm seem also to be affected.
This isn't just a lifestyle decision.
It's medical.
Weighing trade-offs is not bigotry.
Dr. Erica Anderson is a prominent 71-year-old clinical psychologist who is herself transgender and who now says, I think it's gone too far.
The LA Times summarizes, she's come to believe that some children identifying as trans are falling under the influence of their peers and social media.
If you attend a small dinner party of typically very liberal, upper-income Angelinos, it is not uncommon to hear parents who each have a trans kid having a conversation about that.
What are the odds of that happening in Youngstown, Ohio?
Never.
If this spike in trans children is all natural, why is it regional?
Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them.
Who the hell you think you are?
Captain Obvious.
It don't take a rocket science to figure this shit out.
Of course, if you chop your dick off, you can't bust nuts anymore.
I mean, hey, how are you going to bust nuts if there's no mushroom tip there?
Hey, Bill, just a hole right there.
Just a hole.
Carved into like a man.
I think he's talking about taking hormones.
It just kills your dick.
You need testosterone to bust nuts if you're a guy.
For the most part.
But rules of women's or trans man's orgasms, too.
All that testosterone makes the sugar walls drop.
No, I heard it makes it wetter.
Won't you stop talking out of your ass?
Oh, man.
I was looking at some videos the other day, man.
What are you talking about?
Hey, let me say something.
This shit's horrible.
Let me say something.
Hey, Bill, I agree with everything you said, but unfortunately, you're about five years too late.
About three years.
Being a little tough on him.
No, that's about five years.
We've been saying this shit for five years, but when we said it, oh, you hate homosexuals.
Oh, you're homophobic.
Yeah.
Hey, you felt like.
I'm not even a doctor, and I knew all this stuff was horrible to do to kids.
It's like common sense.
Yeah, you shouldn't be getting credit for this shit.
They're clapping for you.
Yeah, Bill, you was right.
Ben Shapiro went up on there and said that.
When Dennis Prague was up on stage saying that at your show, everybody booed him, man.
Laughed.
But everything you said, they laughed and cheered.
Yeah, you saying the exact same thing they were saying.
They're like, yeah, man.
Man, Bill's great.
Look at his makeup.
Got them nice glasses on.
This dude's smart, man.
This dude great.
Man, fuck you, Bill.
Hey, Bill, you failed to mention about these damn trans boys running against these girls.
They running beside girls, and their dicks is a swinger.
You ain't said shit about that.
No, he talked about that.
Not in this one?
No, not in this.
I said before.
You forgot about the swing, the kids with the swinging dicks running against the girls?
Dick and balls swinging.
They come around turn three.
All you see is swinging dicks and balls.
You can't have.
Hey, Kim, calm down back up.
I don't, these people have no integrity.
Like these biological males.
I got to say biological.
Because Jenna's always been on biology.
But you have these biological males running against women.
You have like absolutely no integrity.
You know, all those people you're racing against got a gash and you got dick and balls swinging.
How about, don't forget about Leah Thomas, man.
She won that.
I forget the race you won, and she intentionally lost the rest of them.
Hey, you got a microphone.
Won't you use it?
You know that, right?
Leah Thomas won that championship, NCAA championship.
She intentionally lost her other races.
Nobody didn't see that, though.
I saw it.
Sold my own two eyes.
Well, when she was a he sucked.
I mean, sucked as a male racer.
And you know what, Leah Thomas?
You still suck.
Literally, you still suck.
Yeah.
But I'm glad Bill's coming around.
Could have used this shit three, four years ago, Bill.
Yeah, like, like, he, I always thought Bill to be like an intelligent guy, right?
He is, yeah.
But when you, uh, when you let your political biases come in, it makes you look stupid and sound stupid.
He's not.
Like, conservatives are just pretty much common sense people.
Yeah.
The C in conservative stands for common sense.
Yeah, y'all so busy on the left trying to be progressive and new.
Yeah.
Man, y'all trying to reinvent the wheel is what y'all doing.
The wheel is just fine.
Leave it alone.
Yeah, who in the hell didn't know if you chop your mushroom tip that you ain't gonna be able to have an orgasm or squirt semen?
I mean, what you chop it off, you go in there like, all right, mama, go ahead and jerk off.
Oh, man, how I supposed to do this now?
It's gone, man.
Dick and balls is gone.
Let's play with that little hole you got.
They put them balls up in you, though.
Man, them balls is gone, man.
What are you going to turn your balls into ovaries?
They turn your balls into semen squares and it makes you wet.
Man, you crazy as hell.
Yeah, now they're talking about taking uteruses and putting them in dudes.
Man, if you put a uterus in a dude, it's probably that uterus is going to kill him.
If he do get pregnant, that baby's going to come out and be the damn, that damn baby's going to be the devil himself when he comes back.
That damn baby is going to look just like this picture.
You put that uterus in a man, you talking about gangrene all over the body.
Well, you know what?
Go ahead and do it.
I'm going to just sit back and watch and laugh.
Yeah, because you are stupid.
Any doctors willing to do that is stupid.
Yeah, go on put a uterus inside a man.
Go and try to take some nuts and put it on a woman and a dick and balls.
Say that shit works out for you.
What you gonna attach it to?
Some Ori's, bitch?
Ridiculous Gender Surgery Ideas 00:00:55
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