Hodgetwins - Bill Maher ‘You’re 5 Years Too Late’
Aired: 2022-05-25
Duration: 13:05


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[00:01:33]  All right, so I'm going to talk about Bill Maher.
[00:01:36]  He's the last standing liberal on the face of this earth.
[00:01:40]  Him and Tosi Gabbard.
[00:01:43]  Rest of them, bat shit crazy.
[00:01:45]  Well, Bill?
[00:01:46]  All of them need to be in the damn mental institution.
[00:01:48]  The only sane ones left is Bill Maher, Tosi Gabbard.
[00:01:52]  That's the only two.
[00:01:53]  I've did my research.
[00:01:54]  Ain't nobody else left.
[00:01:55]  Those are the only two.
[00:01:57]  Rest of them, crazy.
[00:01:58]  Hey, calm down.
[00:01:59]  That shit crazy.
[00:02:00]  Need to be in a damn mental asylum.
[00:02:02]  Yeah, Bill Maher was talking about, you know, back in like, I think he was going over like dates.
[00:02:07]  It's like in the 20s and 30s, being gay wasn't as prominent as it is now.
[00:02:12]  Now it's like pretty much 50% of the population is gay.
[00:02:15]  And he said by the year 2044, everybody's just homosexuals.
[00:02:20]  It's 50% homosexual.
[00:02:22]  No, it's not that much.
[00:02:23]  I was exaggerating.
[00:02:24]  Hey, man, you spreading disinformation.
[00:02:27]  I was exaggerating, man.
[00:02:29]  That was a bold-faced lie.
[00:02:30]  You need to fact-check yourself.
[00:02:31]  Yeah, but anyway.
[00:02:32]  Ain't half this country gay.
[00:02:33]  Hey, man, you need to calm down.
[00:02:35]  Let me do some talking.
[00:02:37]  I'm just saying, I got to say that.
[00:02:38]  You used to come hyperbole, man.
[00:02:41]  He ain't no way in hell half this country is trans and gay.
[00:02:44]  No, I just said gay.
[00:02:45]  Ain't no way in hell 25% of this country is gay.
[00:02:48]  I came here to work.
[00:02:49]  If 50% of this country is gay, these damn gay bars will be flooded with homosexuals.
[00:02:57]  They would need gay clubs' biggest stadiums.
[00:03:01]  Well, it's getting that way.
[00:03:02]  They're going to need a baker.
[00:03:04]  But anyway, he was talking about that.
[00:03:06]  And then he started talking about...
[00:03:09]  Man, I'm tired of this.
[00:03:11]  Start talking about them damn trans kids.
[00:03:14]  Trans kids is an oxymoron.
[00:03:17]  Those two don't go together.
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:18]  The reason why he's saying...
[00:03:20]  Let me do some talking today.
[00:03:22]  I'm just saying, those two words don't go together.
[00:03:25]  The reason why kids, five, six, seven, eight-year-old trans, cause they, their parents are groomers.
[00:03:30]  That's why they teach their kids because their parents want to be in the line.
[00:03:34]  Like, look, I got a homosexual child here.
[00:03:38]  Got a trans child.
[00:03:39]  He dressed drags.
[00:03:40]  They want Twitter followers.
[00:03:41]  They want Instagram.
[00:03:43]  They're looking for, what's that word?
[00:03:45]  They're looking for clout.
[00:03:46]  Yeah, they're looking, they clout chasers.
[00:03:47]  I saw a white woman, a white liberal, the other day holding up a damn six-month-old baby saying her baby was gay.
[00:03:54]  I was like, bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:03:58]  Kid was already start talking to.
[00:04:00]  I'm gay.
[00:04:01]  I'm gay.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, she was teaching him that.
[00:04:03]  She was like, it was a cute kid.
[00:04:04]  She was like, it was a cute kid right now.
[00:04:08]  Yes, I'm gay.
[00:04:09]  I'm gay.
[00:04:10]  I'm gay.
[00:04:13]  Six months old.
[00:04:14]  Already want to suck a mushroom tip because the mama's teaching that shit.
[00:04:17]  These white liberals are the worst.
[00:04:19]  They are scum of earth.
[00:04:23]  Sometimes I wish, man, we'd just give white liberals reparations and half of this.
[00:04:30]  Just put everybody in California.
[00:04:33]  Y'all go there, build up a board and everything.
[00:04:35]  So y'all can't come back in here.
[00:04:38]  Hey, let me show them what Bill.
[00:04:40]  Okay, this is a video from Bill Maurice's show.
[00:04:44]  I'm happy for LGBT folks that we now live in an age where they can live their authentic lives openly.
[00:04:50]  And we should always be mindful of respecting and protecting.
[00:04:54]  But someone needs to say it.
[00:04:56]  Not everything's about you.
[00:04:58]  No shit.
[00:05:04]  Nice makeup, Bill.
[00:05:05]  And it's okay to ask questions about something that's very new and involves children.
[00:05:10]  The answer can't always be that anyone from a marginalized community is automatically right.
[00:05:16]  Trump card might drop, end of discussion.
[00:05:18]  No shit.
[00:05:19]  Because we're literally experimenting on children.
[00:05:21]  No shit.
[00:05:22]  Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids.
[00:05:26]  We need to get them over here.
[00:05:27]  We just don't know much about the long-term effects.
[00:05:30]  Although common sense should tell you that when you reverse the course of raging hormones, there's going to be problems.
[00:05:37]  We do know it hinders the development of bone density, which is kind of important if you like having a skeleton.
[00:05:48]  Fertility and the ability to have an orgasm seem also to be affected.
[00:05:53]  This isn't just a lifestyle decision.
[00:05:55]  It's medical.
[00:05:57]  Weighing trade-offs is not bigotry.
[00:06:00]  Dr. Erica Anderson is a prominent 71-year-old clinical psychologist who is herself transgender and who now says, I think it's gone too far.
[00:06:10]  The LA Times summarizes, she's come to believe that some children identifying as trans are falling under the influence of their peers and social media.
[00:06:20]  If you attend a small dinner party of typically very liberal, upper-income Angelinos, it is not uncommon to hear parents who each have a trans kid having a conversation about that.
[00:06:31]  What are the odds of that happening in Youngstown, Ohio?
[00:06:35]  Never.
[00:06:36]  If this spike in trans children is all natural, why is it regional?
[00:06:41]  Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them.
[00:06:51]  Who the hell you think you are?
[00:06:53]  Captain Obvious.
[00:06:57]  It don't take a rocket science to figure this shit out.
[00:06:59]  Of course, if you chop your dick off, you can't bust nuts anymore.
[00:07:03]  I mean, hey, how are you going to bust nuts if there's no mushroom tip there?
[00:07:07]  Hey, Bill, just a hole right there.
[00:07:10]  Just a hole.
[00:07:11]  Carved into like a man.
[00:07:13]  I think he's talking about taking hormones.
[00:07:15]  It just kills your dick.
[00:07:21]  You need testosterone to bust nuts if you're a guy.
[00:07:24]  For the most part.
[00:07:25]  But rules of women's or trans man's orgasms, too.
[00:07:29]  All that testosterone makes the sugar walls drop.
[00:07:34]  No, I heard it makes it wetter.
[00:07:37]  Won't you stop talking out of your ass?
[00:07:39]  Oh, man.
[00:07:40]  I was looking at some videos the other day, man.
[00:07:41]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:42]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:07:43]  This shit's horrible.
[00:07:44]  Let me say something.
[00:07:45]  Hey, Bill, I agree with everything you said, but unfortunately, you're about five years too late.
[00:07:50]  About three years.
[00:07:51]  Being a little tough on him.
[00:07:52]  No, that's about five years.
[00:07:53]  We've been saying this shit for five years, but when we said it, oh, you hate homosexuals.
[00:07:58]  Oh, you're homophobic.
[00:08:00]  Yeah.
[00:08:01]  Hey, you felt like.
[00:08:02]  I'm not even a doctor, and I knew all this stuff was horrible to do to kids.
[00:08:06]  It's like common sense.
[00:08:08]  Yeah, you shouldn't be getting credit for this shit.
[00:08:11]  They're clapping for you.
[00:08:12]  Yeah, Bill, you was right.
[00:08:13]  Ben Shapiro went up on there and said that.
[00:08:16]  When Dennis Prague was up on stage saying that at your show, everybody booed him, man.
[00:08:21]  Laughed.
[00:08:23]  But everything you said, they laughed and cheered.
[00:08:25]  Yeah, you saying the exact same thing they were saying.
[00:08:27]  They're like, yeah, man.
[00:08:28]  Man, Bill's great.
[00:08:31]  Look at his makeup.
[00:08:33]  Got them nice glasses on.
[00:08:34]  This dude's smart, man.
[00:08:36]  This dude great.
[00:08:37]  Man, fuck you, Bill.
[00:08:40]  Hey, Bill, you failed to mention about these damn trans boys running against these girls.
[00:08:47]  They running beside girls, and their dicks is a swinger.
[00:08:50]  You ain't said shit about that.
[00:08:51]  No, he talked about that.
[00:08:53]  Not in this one?
[00:08:54]  No, not in this.
[00:08:55]  I said before.
[00:08:55]  You forgot about the swing, the kids with the swinging dicks running against the girls?
[00:09:00]  Dick and balls swinging.
[00:09:01]  They come around turn three.
[00:09:03]  All you see is swinging dicks and balls.
[00:09:06]  You can't have.
[00:09:07]  Hey, Kim, calm down back up.
[00:09:10]  I don't, these people have no integrity.
[00:09:12]  Like these biological males.
[00:09:15]  I got to say biological.
[00:09:17]  Because Jenna's always been on biology.
[00:09:20]  But you have these biological males running against women.
[00:09:23]  You have like absolutely no integrity.
[00:09:25]  You know, all those people you're racing against got a gash and you got dick and balls swinging.
[00:09:30]  How about, don't forget about Leah Thomas, man.
[00:09:32]  She won that.
[00:09:34]  I forget the race you won, and she intentionally lost the rest of them.
[00:09:37]  Hey, you got a microphone.
[00:09:38]  Won't you use it?
[00:09:39]  You know that, right?
[00:09:41]  Leah Thomas won that championship, NCAA championship.
[00:09:43]  She intentionally lost her other races.
[00:09:46]  Nobody didn't see that, though.
[00:09:47]  I saw it.
[00:09:49]  Sold my own two eyes.
[00:09:50]  Well, when she was a he sucked.
[00:09:56]  I mean, sucked as a male racer.
[00:10:00]  And you know what, Leah Thomas?
[00:10:02]  You still suck.
[00:10:04]  Literally, you still suck.
[00:10:06]  Yeah.
[00:10:07]  But I'm glad Bill's coming around.
[00:10:10]  Could have used this shit three, four years ago, Bill.
[00:10:13]  Yeah, like, like, he, I always thought Bill to be like an intelligent guy, right?
[00:10:18]  He is, yeah.
[00:10:19]  But when you, uh, when you let your political biases come in, it makes you look stupid and sound stupid.
[00:10:29]  He's not.
[00:10:29]  Like, conservatives are just pretty much common sense people.
[00:10:32]  Yeah.
[00:10:33]  The C in conservative stands for common sense.
[00:10:36]  Yeah, y'all so busy on the left trying to be progressive and new.
[00:10:40]  Yeah.
[00:10:40]  Man, y'all trying to reinvent the wheel is what y'all doing.
[00:10:43]  The wheel is just fine.
[00:10:44]  Leave it alone.
[00:10:46]  Yeah, who in the hell didn't know if you chop your mushroom tip that you ain't gonna be able to have an orgasm or squirt semen?
[00:10:54]  I mean, what you chop it off, you go in there like, all right, mama, go ahead and jerk off.
[00:11:00]  Oh, man, how I supposed to do this now?
[00:11:03]  It's gone, man.
[00:11:04]  Dick and balls is gone.
[00:11:07]  Let's play with that little hole you got.
[00:11:10]  They put them balls up in you, though.
[00:11:12]  Man, them balls is gone, man.
[00:11:14]  What are you going to turn your balls into ovaries?
[00:11:16]  They turn your balls into semen squares and it makes you wet.
[00:11:18]  Man, you crazy as hell.
[00:11:20]  Yeah, now they're talking about taking uteruses and putting them in dudes.
[00:11:24]  Man, if you put a uterus in a dude, it's probably that uterus is going to kill him.
[00:11:29]  If he do get pregnant, that baby's going to come out and be the damn, that damn baby's going to be the devil himself when he comes back.
[00:11:36]  That damn baby is going to look just like this picture.
[00:11:40]  You put that uterus in a man, you talking about gangrene all over the body.
[00:11:46]  Well, you know what?
[00:11:47]  Go ahead and do it.
[00:11:48]  I'm going to just sit back and watch and laugh.
[00:11:49]  Yeah, because you are stupid.
[00:11:51]  Any doctors willing to do that is stupid.
[00:11:54]  Yeah, go on put a uterus inside a man.
[00:11:56]  Go and try to take some nuts and put it on a woman and a dick and balls.
[00:11:59]  Say that shit works out for you.
[00:12:01]  What you gonna attach it to?
[00:12:03]  Some Ori's, bitch?

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