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May 14, 2022 - Hodgetwins
09:09
Mask Police | Karen | Patti LuPone Screams at Fan Not Wearing Mask Correctly

Patti LuPone's tyrannical outburst at a fan for improper mask-wearing exposes her hypocrisy, especially after testing positive for COVID-13 days prior. The hosts condemn her bigoted remarks about "homosexuals" and her demand that fans pay her salary while she allegedly violated safety protocols herself. This incident highlights the stark contrast between her dictatorial enforcement of rules and the compassionate behavior of the masked audience, ultimately framing her actions as a toxic display of entitlement rather than genuine concern for public health. [Automatically generated summary]

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But anyway, Pat LePong, just a man.
Hi there.
These people are freaking.
I'm telling you, these people are Democrats.
I don't think they got it all.
Seriously, I think these people are crazy.
You gotta admit, it's tough being back to your screen.
Give them a break.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta give them a break.
Yeah, they do got a disability.
Just show them some love and some compassion.
Yeah, show them some empathy.
Because these people are nuts.
Right?
So, Patty Lapong.
Yeah, LaPong, man.
She's a Broadway singer and actress.
Yeah.
I've seen her in a couple moves.
I haven't seen her for a while, but I think she's really big on Broadway.
Yeah.
She was having a QA on stage.
Yeah.
And yeah, and a what?
Like, you know, that's an audience there.
No shit.
Like, just go to the video.
All right, go to the video.
Put your mask over your nose.
That's why you're in the theater.
That is the rule.
If you don't want to follow the rule, get the fuck out.
What do you think you are?
Do not respect the people that are sitting around you.
Salary.
You pay my salary.
Bullshit.
Chris Harper pays my salary.
Just put your mask over your nose.
We have our LePong.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
So, you could, you, man.
Let me say something.
You sound like a damn dictator.
You sound like a damn tyrant.
Pat LePong, the damn tyrant.
That should be your next musical on Broadway.
You have a little hiller mustache.
You come out there dancing, telling all them people what to do, but you don't have to follow the rules.
Yeah, it's like, obviously, she said you need to put your mask over your nose.
So she's got the mask on like covering her mouth, but I guess it slid down.
Hey!
Hey, put your damn mask over your nose.
I'm talking to you, bitch.
Pull it up over your nose.
So I'm thinking was probably unintentional.
That's what I'm thinking.
I mean, she didn't pull the damn mask on her neck on the jawbone.
Can you bring the picture up of them on stage here that's a steal?
Soon as I see these ladies sitting on stage, you're like, you automatically think bat shit crazy liberals.
Yeah, none of them have mask on.
None of them.
That's the obvious.
Okay, they have to wear a mask.
Why don't you have to wear a mask?
Don't give me no crocker shit because you up there talking.
I mean, look like they're over six feet away from you.
I mean, I bet you're, I bet these people are boosted and vaccinated and all that.
Oh, you know they do.
Every last one of them is vaccine, at least 500 boosters.
And you know what's still wearing masks?
You know what makes this even more funny?
The woman that was screaming, telling her to put a pull a mask over her nose.
Right.
She tested positive for COVID back last month.
Yeah, she tweeted this.
Yeah, so she's over it now.
Yeah, hi dolls.
I showed up for Saturday's matinee, tested positive for COVID with three tests.
Unfortunately, I won't be out for the show for 10 days.
I'm so sorry.
She took three tests.
She was like, god damn it, I'm positive.
It's got to be wrong.
Give me another one.
You took three of them.
Bitch, all you need is one.
Well, you could take two.
I could see doing two.
No, that's how you know you crazy.
When you do something and you expect a different outcome.
Yeah.
Like if I put my hand on a hot stove, I'm not going to say, oh, shit.
Let me do that again.
I don't think it was hot.
Ah, shit, it did it again.
Try one more time.
Who said that?
I put out some.
The definition of insanity is to repeat something and expect a different response.
So you're a bat shit crazy.
And you know what's funny?
That lady was saying, I pay your salary, which Patta LaPelle being bat shit crazy.
Patty LaBelle.
I mean, Patta LaPalm.
Her being batshit crazy, she don't have much, she don't have good logic.
Right.
She said, no, some other guy pays a salary.
Yeah, because the lady in the artist said, I pay your salary.
Just how it works, everybody.
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Y'all take care of me.
When y'all come to my show, y'all are essentially paying my salary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just because that money goes to a third party doesn't change the fact that you're paying for my salary.
That's how crazy this bitch is.
I mean, I don't see why you actually just lied to your audience.
Yeah.
It's funny, man.
I mean, you think you just, okay, people pay to come their tickets.
And that's your fans, too.
You talk to your fans that way.
You're over six feet.
I bet that woman's like 50 feet from you and you just lost it.
Yeah.
Now, also, the view talked about this.
And you know, these are the dumbest women on television.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You talk the definition of insanity is the view.
This is what, what's her name?
Sonny Liston.
Hey, Dave ain't Sonny Lister.
That's the box.
Sonny Hoston.
Yeah, Sunny Hosting, man.
You all said, you know, so many people said, I want to go back to, you know, what it used to be.
And I want to go back to normal, whatever that looks like for you.
Yet the simple ask of putting on a mask is too much for some.
And it's just a lack of civility again.
I always talk about it.
A lack of kindness.
I mean, look at our beautiful audience.
Everyone has a mask on, right?
Because we don't have them on.
So you guys are protecting us.
And we appreciate it.
Every day our audience protects us.
Hey, a lack of kindness.
A lack of kindness?
Why don't y'all return kindness?
Why don't y'all wear a mask?
Yeah, you're not returning the kindness back to them.
Oh, you.
Oh, you better than them.
Oh, you sophisticated.
Yeah, you're on TV.
Yeah, you boosted, vaccinated, which I'm sure all those homosexuals in your audience is boosted and vaccinated.
Well, some of them was.
It looked like majority was homosexual.
When I see gay people, I know it.
I mean, when I see a gay person, I know it.
So when y'all come out of the closet, y'all ain't fooling nobody.
We already know.
Let me say this.
I mean, I always pictured like the people who watched the show, The View, and the people in the crowd.
I already got a good impression that you guys are brain dead.
But just to see this video and to hear what she says and y'all clapping for it, you people are literally brain dead.
Minions.
Sheep.
That's why this show is still on TV.
Your audience is brain dead.
Yeah, and Patty Lapone, you are the definition of a Karen.
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