Anna Kasparian Goes Off On The Democrat Party features hosts critiquing her SCODIS draft leak reaction, arguing affordable child care is an oxymoron and government involvement ensures inefficiency. They mock her abortion stance as akin to Charles Manson while supporting assisted suicide, dismiss voting rights concerns by citing Biden's 81 million votes, and accuse Democrats of stock trading enrichment. The episode concludes with a listener giveaway win and a mypillow.com promotion, blending political satire with commercial plugs. [Automatically generated summary]
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Legalized Murder for Humanity00:15:35
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Anyway, we're going to talk about...
I used to watch the Young Turks.
You still do, man.
Big fan of the Young Turks.
No, seriously, like...
No, I'm a big fan of the Young Turks, man.
When I was a liberal, I used to watch them every day, man.
I said, man, these people are fighting for the people.
Well, when did we start YouTube 2008?
2008.
I was a liberal scumbag.
I was a progressive.
Can you believe that?
We wasn't.
Haws Twins was progressive.
No, we was never progressive.
I was just liberal.
They're progressive.
Yeah.
Whatever.
You were so lost.
Yeah, man.
But anyway, but one faithful day, I decided to turn on Fox News.
And the rest is history.
What's the more than Fox News?
There's a lot of...
Fox News, Larry Elder, Ben Shapiro, and Mark Levin.
Living is living.
That's some respect for him.
Yeah, man.
I'm sorry for mispronouncing.
You forgot Candace?
Yeah, Cat is a new school, man.
I'm talking about all these old cats.
Cat is still a baby, man.
These people are like Mark Levin, Larry Elder.
Fox News, they've been in that foxhole for a while.
Yeah, but anyway, we want to talk about Anna Kasparin.
It's not Kasparin.
What is it?
It's Kaspari.
Who the hell is Anna Kasparin?
Let's talk about Anna.
Yeah, let's call her Anna.
She absolutely loses it over the SCODIS draft leak.
I can't even put in the words.
You just got to watch this.
We're going to stop it.
She makes a comment.
We're going to be doing some interruptions.
I want to add some commentary to it.
You ain't got to tell them that.
Just do it.
Go to the video.
Hey, but wait a minute.
Before you start the video.
Before you start the video, pull up the video real quick.
Look at the bottom of the video.
Look at Anna.
She's so happy.
She's smiling.
We got that damn puppy dog beside her.
Yeah.
I don't know what the hell Ching's doing.
Chank.
That's a damn...
This thing's not Chank.
It's C-E-E-N-K Cank.
That's a racial slur.
His name sounds like a racial slur to me.
When it's spelled that way, I think it's Jank with a Jank.
Jank?
Yeah.
Shit, just call him Shank.
Well, we're going to look at Shank.
Man, your name, Chink, Chank, Jank.
Man, I have a problem pronouncing short vowel sounds.
Your whole names are just one little short vowel at damn E.
Yeah.
You don't even hear the E in it, baby.
Let's go to the video.
Hey, man, just call me.
Child care in this freaking country.
Okay, and the people who fight against those kinds of laws are Republicans.
And yet.
What do you want them to do with their kids when they have to go to work?
What do you want them to do?
What do you want them to do?
I want them to answer that freaking question.
Calm down.
Shut up, histor.
Bring the video back.
Hey, hey, Adam, I love your passion, girl.
I love the passion.
What you need to do is you need to sit down at the table with some Republicans and find a peaceful resolution.
You screaming like a mad woman.
I mean, there's absolutely not no logic in your argument.
She got logic.
It's just faulty logic.
It's flawed.
It's flawed.
It's psychopathic logic.
No, she's not psychopathic.
That's a good woman, man.
You better not talk bad about Anna Kaspari.
That's a damn good woman.
It's Kasparian.
But let me say this.
She brings up people, child care, child care.
Okay, so people have kids.
And I mean, who's going to watch their kid when they go to work?
That's their responsibility.
Yeah, they should have thought about that before they busted nuts and cream pies.
It's not the government's responsibility.
Can I say something?
The government's not your babysitter.
Can I say something?
Go ahead.
Look, when I had my first kid, me and my wife, we had a problem.
We couldn't afford child care, so we worked around it.
I would work the day shift.
My wife will work the swing shift or vice versa.
We'll work around it.
I mean, you have options.
I mean, affordable child care is an oxymoron.
Nobody wants to watch your kid for $10 a day.
Yeah, it's expensive.
And if you want the government to take care of child care, that is the most dangerous thing you can do.
Look what happened to the educational system, colleges, when the government stepped in, started subsidizing the college loans.
How much do you think child care is going to be if the government looks over it?
Yeah, they screw up everything they touch.
I don't even know why you would want the government to watch your kid.
Could you imagine dropping your kids off at Elizabeth Warren's daycare center?
Good luck getting your fucking kid back.
Yeah, that's a personal responsibility.
That's not the government's responsibility.
That's yours.
Be a mom.
Yeah, be a mom.
Be a dad.
Be a responsible individual.
That's nothing.
It has nothing to do with the government.
All right, you beating that dead horse.
Well, tell Anna, man.
Anna ain't trying to hear this.
Anna, calm the fuck down.
That's not the government's problem.
Okay, let's keep rolling.
Crazy as hell.
Mouth wide open.
Isn't it amazing?
Watch your mouth.
Isn't it amazing that not one Democrat has shown 1% of the passion that Anna has today?
They don't care.
They don't care.
They're fine.
They're all so old.
They don't even have to worry about it affecting them.
And if they're young enough where it would affect them, they'll get their abortion.
They're going to be a bad person.
They're treating the individual sucks and riching themselves.
Wait a minute.
Is that a thing to fly to Paris and get an abortion?
Hey, I'm going to Paris.
I heard you do really good abortions there.
Yeah, we're going to have a vacation.
Turn it into a vacation, go to Paris.
Go see the National Tower.
Get the kid ripped out of your freaking uterus.
Yeah, it'd be great.
Hey, ladies, let me say something.
Ladies, you have several options.
Options when it comes to birth control, and they're all effective.
Very effective.
Y'all act like getting pregnant is like catching the flu.
Yeah.
Seriously, you're a bad person.
Y'all act like men.
Y'all be having sex with men, and they don't know when they come.
Like, I know when I'm about to come.
Yeah, men, you act like you dudes don't know when they about to come.
Like, oh, man, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What?
Oh, oh, shit, I came.
That was a huge load, Anna.
That load was huge.
Damn, man.
I didn't even feel it coming.
It just came out of.
I gotta, I work like a horse.
Just stick it in.
And then, Anna, then you got plan B.
Yeah, the plan B pill.
You have options.
Yeah.
Won't you be responsible and sleep with a guy that knows what the LE's doing?
Don't cream pop, pull out, put it just as fun.
Hey, why don't y'all just bang cream pies?
Edit that out.
Edit that.
Yeah, edit that out.
No, that's good, man.
That's good.
That's good.
Hey, why don't we just bang cream pies?
If you bang cream pies, nobody get pregnant again.
What you in for?
Oh, man, I cream pie my girlfriend.
Oh, man, you know that was banned.
They're going to lock you up, man.
That's 10 years, man.
You could have got a pregnant.
Yeah, use the same.
Yeah, put up like y'all do, like a school zone.
No guns allowed.
Just put aside, get a tattoo right down your leg.
No cream pies allowed.
Yeah.
Then it fixes the problem.
Yeah, if you don't get shot by the police, don't resist arrest.
Hell, don't break the law.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you have options.
You got other ways to having sex, you know?
You got porn.
You can leave yourself that way.
Oh, man.
You can do some hand jobs.
Hand job.
Foot job ain't nothing like a good foot job.
Hey, look, ain't nothing like a good foot job, man.
Ain't nothing.
A foot job can be better than a hand job.
That damn hard ass toenail.
No, man, I've seen some women, man.
Their feet look like they can use their feet like a damn chimpanzee.
Damn foot just be wrapped right out.
I said, wow, man, that girl got some crazy feet on her.
Wish I could try that.
Hey.
You got blow jobs, hand jobs, foot jobs.
You got an anal.
Hey, I got one.
You got titties.
I got one.
You got birth control.
How'd I forget about that one?
It's 99% effective.
It's actually more effective than that vaccine y'all was pushing.