Sean Penn and the Hodgetwins dissect Penn's Fox News appearance, where he dismisses civilian deaths as mere war crimes and mocks the Budapest Agreement's nuclear provisions. The hosts counter his $300 million fighter jet proposal by comparing it to NASCAR logistics and highlight US atrocities like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They further attack Penn's charity record, drawing parallels to Hillary Clinton in Haiti, before concluding that billionaire donations cannot solve the conflict and that nuclear escalation would vaporize everyone, including Zelensky, while accelerating climate change. [Automatically generated summary]
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Nuclear Bombs and Fighter Jets00:11:12
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All right, we're going to talk about Sean Penn today.
He was on Fox News.
I don't know why in the hell he's on Fox News talking about Ukraine and the war.
Yeah, he should have just brought on Madonna, his ex-girlfriend.
Yeah, makes more sense.
Both of them are crazy.
Both of them are nuts.
Yeah, why was Sean Penn on there?
I don't know.
Maybe it makes it good for TV.
Yeah, but he'll be great for that commercial.
Sean Penn for, what's it called?
Just for men.
Now, you can't even tell.
This dude's hair is amazing.
What?
He's got gray hair?
No shit to do.
60.
Yeah, I couldn't tell.
I'm going to go buy me some.
Anyway, he's on Fox News, and this dude is nuts.
This dude's a jackass.
Well, yeah, he is jackass.
Check out these, check out the first clip.
He's the face something that you see in all the Ukrainians we saw and talked to, whether they were in uniform, out of uniform, school teachers, even children.
This extraordinary courage that's come up.
And it was in his eyes.
And it is clear to me that the Ukrainians will win this.
The question is, at what cost?
They're going to win, huh?
Have you been keeping tabs on what's going on over there?
It's like they're being slaughtered.
Civilians are dying.
They call it war crimes because civilians are dying.
That is an atrocity, but that's an atrocity in every single war since the beginning of time.
You think just military personnel die?
No, civilians die, and they're the most that die every war.
Yeah, that's just an act of war.
For anybody to say war crimes, I mean, war in itself is a crime.
You're killing people.
And then when they say war crime, I mean, it's just an oxymoron.
All war is bad.
All of it's crime.
Yeah.
All of it's against humanity.
War crimes.
Well, they use it to talk about Putin.
Look what...
You know who's the biggest commits the most atrocities on this globe?
United States of America.
Well, it was Germany at first, but we caught up and passed him.
Oh, we've been passed in.
I mean, how do you drop and kill like half a million Japanese people?
Yeah.
I mean, with the H-bomb.
I mean, Obama has been bombing, was bombing Syria.
You just think he killed soldiers?
He's killing civilians.
Anyway, it's just a narrative they push.
Everybody's, I mean, whatever.
Well, they're just trying to make Putin not to be the bad guy, which he is.
He is a bad guy.
But for us to point the finger at Putin is like kind of stupid.
We vaporized a half a million Japanese Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Little kids out there on Troy said, look, mommy, daddy put me in trouble.
Boom!
Vaporized.
Anyway.
All right, next clip.
You go back to the Budapest Agreement.
They were at the time the third largest nuclear power in the world.
And they made an agreement that they'd give those weapons to Russia to be destroyed in exchange for protection from Russia, Great Britain, and the U.S. You know that.
Lesson to be learned here, don't give up your nuclear weapons if you have them because you can't believe people like Vladimir Putin.
Like even countries that have nuclear weapons can remain intimidated to use them.
And we're seeing that now with our own country.
And I fear what that legacy is going to be.
We don't want no one wants to see a nuclear company.
I don't want to see one.
Nobody at the same time, if only one bully is going to be able to use those weapons as a threat, we got to rethink what we're doing.
What?
So we should nuke Russia.
We should beat him to the punch.
Hey, man, I wish we had us a late-time talk show, man.
Like on Fox News.
Well, like two in the morning?
Maybe three in the morning.
Bring Sean Penn on there.
As soon as you'd have said that, I would be like, bitch, you crazy as hell.
If I was Sean Hannity, I would say, bitch, you crazy as hell.
I'd have looked you right in your face.
I said, bitch, you crazy as hell.
Hey, look, okay.
I'd have kept saying it.
Bitch, you is crazy as hell.
So it sounds like to me, he's not, he doesn't want to see a nuclear war, but he's definitely open to it.
And he said, if only one bully's going to use the nuclear weapons, man, we should rethink our strategy.
So it sounds like to me, you want to nuke them first.
You do realize, Sean, Sean Penn, that if you nuke Russia, your boy Zelensky, he's dead.
Everybody around Russia is gone, vaporized.
Yeah.
You sound like, you make nuclear bombs sound like damn flashbangs or grenades.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
You can't just nuke a military base.
You nuke everything.
Thousands of miles around it.
You know, it's funny, man.
People's getting banned for saying men can't be women and women can't be men.
And we're calling Disney groomers.
People are actually getting suspended on social media.
This dude comes on nationwide TV and he's open to nuclear war.
Nothing happens to him.
Wiping out the entire earth.
This dude's actually a humanitarian.
He's got charities.
He said, he's dude's got his own turn.
He wants nuclear war.
Hey, don't.
I've seen your Twitter.
You believe in climate change.
You know, if you nuke Russia, that's horrible for the climate.
Yes, yeah.
I mean, the whole world, I mean, if you, that will speed up climate change.
Like, that.
Everybody's dead.
I mean, if you nuke Russia, Russia's going to nuke us back.
Yeah.
And then North Korea said, man, we're all going to die.
I'm going to shoot both of them.
Everybody's dead.
Do you realize that, you jackass?
Yeah, man.
They're not grenades or flashbangs.
Them nuclear bombs.
Hey, you know what?
Hannity brought up something that I was not aware of, man.
I didn't know Ukraine used to be the third biggest nuclear super.
They actually gave their weapons to Russia.
Yeah, Russia said.
For them to destroy?
Yeah, boy, was that stupid?
Who destroys nuclear bombs?
I think you could actually blow your country up trying to do that.
Hey, we're going to destroy these nukes.
Boom!
That's not funny.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
But who the hell is going to destroy a nuclear bomb?
Yeah, Boo's like, man, so y'all calling this dude a murderous, tyrannical psychopath.
You give him nuclear bombs.
Oh, I'm going to destroy them.
Don't worry.
Yeah, that was that.
People are nuts.
Yeah, because they're trying to become, they're trying to do NATO.
Ukraine's in that position because.
Yeah, that's why North Korea, China, Russia, United States.
That's why they got nuclear bombs, man.
It's a deterrent.
So these countries like you, Ukraine, you don't have any nuclear weapons.
So bullies like people with the nuclear weapons is going to bully you.
Yeah.
All right, there's more to this.
There's more to this, huh?
Yeah, this dude is nuts.
Bitch you crazy as hell.
Get F-15s, F-16s, and they can fly those with three weeks of training.
They can fly the MiGs and the SUs now.
What matters, and what's true is for a squadron, which is two squadrons is probably what it would take.
Two squadrons.
Everyone, that's an expert I talked to to end this thing.
And that's about $300 million.
One billionaire could pay for those planes if the NATO countries would let them overfly and deliver them.
Dude, it's not.
Hey, dude, you said all you need is two squadrons?
Well, you're going to drop off some Spartans over there?
You've been watching that movie 300 too much.
Yeah.
You're going to drop off two squadrons, some Spartans.
They're going to take out of Russia.
Yeah.
I mean, okay, so he said, you said they can learn how to.
You said they could learn how to fly these damn jets, these MiGs in like three weeks.
Fighter jets.
Yeah, fighter jets.
Not a kite.
I mean.
Hey, man.
Okay.
So just, okay, look, you can actually train me to drive a damn NASCAR, right?
In like a couple weeks.
Don't mean I'm going to win the Daytona 500 next month.
Yeah.
Yeah, it might be easy.
Man, this is fast.
Oh, man.
Look, I'm turning.
I'm turning.
Oh, man.
When's the races next week, man?
I'm ready.
I'm ready for this race.
Race coming like, yeah, come on.
Bring it on.
Whoa!
That's what y'all gonna do when y'all had three weeks of training.
So somebody's shooting at you.
Oh, shit.
He's shooting at me.
Ah, a boom.
Right in the damn ground.
Yeah, them white boys, they make that race car look easy.
That shit ain't easy.
And I'm sure it's 10 times more difficult to fly a damn fighter jet.
Yeah, three weeks.
Logistically, how do you get the jets over there?
Hey, decided to go get the jets in there.
They're just going to fly me and going to park me.
Hey, we used your brand new fighter jet.
This is 350 million.
It's got a half a tank of gas.
I got some trucks coming.
Hey, in the glove compartment, I got some flashbangs and some grenades.
Those flashbangs, it's going to scare the shit out of them Russians.
Yeah, it's got tanks of gas in there.
In the back compartment, you're going to find a bunch of Rambo knives.
Y'all going to destroy them damn Russians.
I mean, you think Russia's going to let you come there with a plane?
Yeah.
Russia's like, hey, there's some fighter jets coming.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, they're going to...
No, they're going to do that.
They're going to shoot them down.
You act like delivering fighter jets.
It's like, what's that damn app?
You like his Carbana or something.
You can just order the shit online and they just park this shit and leave it for you.
Yeah, Russia's going to shoot them down.
There's already Russian soldiers there.
Where are they going to park the shit at?
How y'all going to stick them in like in nighttime?
They ain't got night vision and it's just.
The only way you can actually get fighter jets in there is like a country like U.S. or some other superpower flies over there.
And ain't nobody trying to do that shit.
Ain't nobody trying to shoot down Russian airplanes, you fucking idiot.
These dudes, all of them are big into climate change.
This dude's pushed to nuclear winner.
And they all hate, they want everything to be electric, but they want to send these damn gas guzzlers out there to shooting.
Prolonging War with Donations00:02:36
All you're doing, really, Sean Penn, is prolonging the inedible.
If you're inevitable, you're just more people are going to die.
You're just prolonging the war.
You should just surrender.
Yeah, you're just kicking a can down the road.
You trying to help Russians fight other Russians.
They can say they're a sovereign country all they want, but where are they getting all this money and all these damn weapons from?
Us.
Yeah, they're not a sovereign country.
They sound like a bunch of illegal immigrants just freaking leeching off everybody else that got something.
I mean, I'm not pro-Russia.
I'm pro, I'm anti-communism, but to Russia, these people are the biggest traitors.
I ain't gonna even get into that, man.
Yeah.
Crazy world we live in, man.
Crazy world.
Crazy world.
But yeah, you just think three weeks of credit, you're gonna be like, damn, experts.
Stop done.
Fucking Tom Cruise and shit.
Yeah, it might be pretty good when everybody's shooting at him.
Bam!
And you talk about all you need is one billionaire can end this war.
Why don't you just get on the phone with your boy Soros, man?
We can end this tonight.
Tell him to donate a billion dollars.
Get them fighter jets over there.
Y'all find these damn smarting soldiers of y'alls.
Drop them off in Ukraine.
It should be over.
Yeah, that's what Democrats think.
Just give a bunch of money.
Donate a bunch of money to a problem and it figures.
Now it doesn't work like that.
Like when you give $100 to Ukraine, how much of that money y'all think actually going to Ukraine?
Yeah.
I hear most of these charities, they keep 60% of the money because you got staff, you got salaries.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Sean Penn, he's got a charity.
Core.
He's got it all over his jacket this whole damn interview.
He's on there, for the most part, to raise money for his charity so he can keep most of it.
Y'all do realize that.
Everywhere you go, there's somebody asking for money for Ukraine.
Same thing with Black Lives Matter.
Yeah.
It was everywhere.
Yeah.
Now it comes out, they're buying houses.
And they're like, well, where am I going to live?
You don't want me to run a charity and be homeless.
I can't live in these white racist communities.
I got to have me a million dollar house around good white folks.
Yeah, I mean, when you donate money, it's a noble cost, but a lot of times it's a money grab for a lot of these companies, and people don't realize it.
That's why Sean Penn was affiliated with Hillary Clinton in Haiti.