Hodgetwins - Sean Penn Wants To Nuke Russia..?
Aired: 2022-04-13
Duration: 13:54


=== Nuclear Bombs and Fighter Jets (11:12) ===

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[00:00:44]  All right, we're going to talk about Sean Penn today.
[00:00:45]  He was on Fox News.
[00:00:47]  I don't know why in the hell he's on Fox News talking about Ukraine and the war.
[00:00:52]  Yeah, he should have just brought on Madonna, his ex-girlfriend.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, makes more sense.
[00:00:57]  Both of them are crazy.
[00:00:58]  Both of them are nuts.
[00:01:01]  Yeah, why was Sean Penn on there?
[00:01:03]  I don't know.
[00:01:04]  Maybe it makes it good for TV.
[00:01:05]  Yeah, but he'll be great for that commercial.
[00:01:08]  Sean Penn for, what's it called?
[00:01:11]  Just for men.
[00:01:12]  Now, you can't even tell.
[00:01:13]  This dude's hair is amazing.
[00:01:15]  What?
[00:01:15]  He's got gray hair?
[00:01:16]  No shit to do.
[00:01:17]  60.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, I couldn't tell.
[00:01:19]  I'm going to go buy me some.
[00:01:22]  Anyway, he's on Fox News, and this dude is nuts.
[00:01:26]  This dude's a jackass.
[00:01:30]  Well, yeah, he is jackass.
[00:01:32]  Check out these, check out the first clip.
[00:01:35]  He's the face something that you see in all the Ukrainians we saw and talked to, whether they were in uniform, out of uniform, school teachers, even children.
[00:01:47]  This extraordinary courage that's come up.
[00:01:49]  And it was in his eyes.
[00:01:52]  And it is clear to me that the Ukrainians will win this.
[00:01:57]  The question is, at what cost?
[00:01:59]  They're going to win, huh?
[00:02:02]  Have you been keeping tabs on what's going on over there?
[00:02:04]  It's like they're being slaughtered.
[00:02:06]  Civilians are dying.
[00:02:09]  They call it war crimes because civilians are dying.
[00:02:11]  That is an atrocity, but that's an atrocity in every single war since the beginning of time.
[00:02:16]  You think just military personnel die?
[00:02:18]  No, civilians die, and they're the most that die every war.
[00:02:22]  Yeah, that's just an act of war.
[00:02:24]  For anybody to say war crimes, I mean, war in itself is a crime.
[00:02:27]  You're killing people.
[00:02:28]  And then when they say war crime, I mean, it's just an oxymoron.
[00:02:32]  All war is bad.
[00:02:33]  All of it's crime.
[00:02:34]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  All of it's against humanity.
[00:02:36]  War crimes.
[00:02:37]  Well, they use it to talk about Putin.
[00:02:40]  Look what...
[00:02:43]  You know who's the biggest commits the most atrocities on this globe?
[00:02:47]  United States of America.
[00:02:49]  Well, it was Germany at first, but we caught up and passed him.
[00:02:52]  Oh, we've been passed in.
[00:02:53]  I mean, how do you drop and kill like half a million Japanese people?
[00:02:58]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  I mean, with the H-bomb.
[00:03:00]  I mean, Obama has been bombing, was bombing Syria.
[00:03:03]  You just think he killed soldiers?
[00:03:04]  He's killing civilians.
[00:03:05]  Anyway, it's just a narrative they push.
[00:03:08]  Everybody's, I mean, whatever.
[00:03:10]  Well, they're just trying to make Putin not to be the bad guy, which he is.
[00:03:12]  He is a bad guy.
[00:03:13]  But for us to point the finger at Putin is like kind of stupid.
[00:03:17]  We vaporized a half a million Japanese Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
[00:03:21]  Little kids out there on Troy said, look, mommy, daddy put me in trouble.
[00:03:24]  Boom!
[00:03:25]  Vaporized.
[00:03:28]  Anyway.
[00:03:29]  All right, next clip.
[00:03:32]  You go back to the Budapest Agreement.
[00:03:34]  They were at the time the third largest nuclear power in the world.
[00:03:38]  And they made an agreement that they'd give those weapons to Russia to be destroyed in exchange for protection from Russia, Great Britain, and the U.S. You know that.
[00:03:49]  Lesson to be learned here, don't give up your nuclear weapons if you have them because you can't believe people like Vladimir Putin.
[00:03:55]  Like even countries that have nuclear weapons can remain intimidated to use them.
[00:04:00]  And we're seeing that now with our own country.
[00:04:03]  And I fear what that legacy is going to be.
[00:04:05]  We don't want no one wants to see a nuclear company.
[00:04:07]  I don't want to see one.
[00:04:08]  Nobody at the same time, if only one bully is going to be able to use those weapons as a threat, we got to rethink what we're doing.
[00:04:16]  What?
[00:04:18]  So we should nuke Russia.
[00:04:19]  We should beat him to the punch.
[00:04:21]  Hey, man, I wish we had us a late-time talk show, man.
[00:04:24]  Like on Fox News.
[00:04:25]  Well, like two in the morning?
[00:04:27]  Maybe three in the morning.
[00:04:28]  Bring Sean Penn on there.
[00:04:30]  As soon as you'd have said that, I would be like, bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:04:36]  If I was Sean Hannity, I would say, bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:04:40]  I'd have looked you right in your face.
[00:04:42]  I said, bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:04:46]  Hey, look, okay.
[00:04:47]  I'd have kept saying it.
[00:04:49]  Bitch, you is crazy as hell.
[00:04:53]  So it sounds like to me, he's not, he doesn't want to see a nuclear war, but he's definitely open to it.
[00:04:58]  And he said, if only one bully's going to use the nuclear weapons, man, we should rethink our strategy.
[00:05:04]  So it sounds like to me, you want to nuke them first.
[00:05:07]  You do realize, Sean, Sean Penn, that if you nuke Russia, your boy Zelensky, he's dead.
[00:05:16]  Everybody around Russia is gone, vaporized.
[00:05:19]  Yeah.
[00:05:19]  You sound like, you make nuclear bombs sound like damn flashbangs or grenades.
[00:05:24]  Yeah, no, no, no, no.
[00:05:25]  You can't just nuke a military base.
[00:05:27]  You nuke everything.
[00:05:30]  Thousands of miles around it.
[00:05:31]  You know, it's funny, man.
[00:05:32]  People's getting banned for saying men can't be women and women can't be men.
[00:05:36]  And we're calling Disney groomers.
[00:05:38]  People are actually getting suspended on social media.
[00:05:41]  This dude comes on nationwide TV and he's open to nuclear war.
[00:05:46]  Nothing happens to him.
[00:05:47]  Wiping out the entire earth.
[00:05:50]  This dude's actually a humanitarian.
[00:05:53]  He's got charities.
[00:05:54]  He said, he's dude's got his own turn.
[00:05:57]  He wants nuclear war.
[00:05:59]  Hey, don't.
[00:06:01]  I've seen your Twitter.
[00:06:02]  You believe in climate change.
[00:06:03]  You know, if you nuke Russia, that's horrible for the climate.
[00:06:07]  Yes, yeah.
[00:06:08]  I mean, the whole world, I mean, if you, that will speed up climate change.
[00:06:13]  Like, that.
[00:06:15]  Everybody's dead.
[00:06:17]  I mean, if you nuke Russia, Russia's going to nuke us back.
[00:06:20]  Yeah.
[00:06:21]  And then North Korea said, man, we're all going to die.
[00:06:23]  I'm going to shoot both of them.
[00:06:25]  Everybody's dead.
[00:06:26]  Do you realize that, you jackass?
[00:06:28]  Yeah, man.
[00:06:29]  They're not grenades or flashbangs.
[00:06:31]  Them nuclear bombs.
[00:06:33]  Hey, you know what?
[00:06:35]  Hannity brought up something that I was not aware of, man.
[00:06:38]  I didn't know Ukraine used to be the third biggest nuclear super.
[00:06:42]  They actually gave their weapons to Russia.
[00:06:44]  Yeah, Russia said.
[00:06:45]  For them to destroy?
[00:06:46]  Yeah, boy, was that stupid?
[00:06:48]  Who destroys nuclear bombs?
[00:06:50]  I think you could actually blow your country up trying to do that.
[00:06:55]  Hey, we're going to destroy these nukes.
[00:06:57]  Boom!
[00:07:02]  That's not funny.
[00:07:03]  I don't know why I'm laughing.
[00:07:05]  But who the hell is going to destroy a nuclear bomb?
[00:07:07]  Yeah, Boo's like, man, so y'all calling this dude a murderous, tyrannical psychopath.
[00:07:12]  You give him nuclear bombs.
[00:07:14]  Oh, I'm going to destroy them.
[00:07:16]  Don't worry.
[00:07:18]  Yeah, that was that.
[00:07:19]  People are nuts.
[00:07:21]  Yeah, because they're trying to become, they're trying to do NATO.
[00:07:25]  Ukraine's in that position because.
[00:07:26]  Yeah, that's why North Korea, China, Russia, United States.
[00:07:31]  That's why they got nuclear bombs, man.
[00:07:34]  It's a deterrent.
[00:07:35]  So these countries like you, Ukraine, you don't have any nuclear weapons.
[00:07:39]  So bullies like people with the nuclear weapons is going to bully you.
[00:07:43]  Yeah.
[00:07:44]  All right, there's more to this.
[00:07:45]  There's more to this, huh?
[00:07:46]  Yeah, this dude is nuts.
[00:07:50]  Bitch you crazy as hell.
[00:07:54]  Get F-15s, F-16s, and they can fly those with three weeks of training.
[00:07:58]  They can fly the MiGs and the SUs now.
[00:08:01]  What matters, and what's true is for a squadron, which is two squadrons is probably what it would take.
[00:08:08]  Two squadrons.
[00:08:08]  Everyone, that's an expert I talked to to end this thing.
[00:08:13]  And that's about $300 million.
[00:08:16]  One billionaire could pay for those planes if the NATO countries would let them overfly and deliver them.
[00:08:22]  Dude, it's not.
[00:08:23]  Hey, dude, you said all you need is two squadrons?
[00:08:26]  Well, you're going to drop off some Spartans over there?
[00:08:29]  You've been watching that movie 300 too much.
[00:08:31]  Yeah.
[00:08:31]  You're going to drop off two squadrons, some Spartans.
[00:08:34]  They're going to take out of Russia.
[00:08:35]  Yeah.
[00:08:36]  I mean, okay, so he said, you said they can learn how to.
[00:08:44]  You said they could learn how to fly these damn jets, these MiGs in like three weeks.
[00:08:48]  Fighter jets.
[00:08:49]  Yeah, fighter jets.
[00:08:50]  Not a kite.
[00:08:51]  I mean.
[00:08:56]  Hey, man.
[00:08:56]  Okay.
[00:08:57]  So just, okay, look, you can actually train me to drive a damn NASCAR, right?
[00:09:03]  In like a couple weeks.
[00:09:04]  Don't mean I'm going to win the Daytona 500 next month.
[00:09:07]  Yeah.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, it might be easy.
[00:09:10]  Man, this is fast.
[00:09:10]  Oh, man.
[00:09:11]  Look, I'm turning.
[00:09:12]  I'm turning.
[00:09:12]  Oh, man.
[00:09:12]  When's the races next week, man?
[00:09:14]  I'm ready.
[00:09:15]  I'm ready for this race.
[00:09:16]  Race coming like, yeah, come on.
[00:09:17]  Bring it on.
[00:09:18]  Whoa!
[00:09:22]  That's what y'all gonna do when y'all had three weeks of training.
[00:09:25]  So somebody's shooting at you.
[00:09:26]  Oh, shit.
[00:09:27]  He's shooting at me.
[00:09:28]  Ah, a boom.
[00:09:30]  Right in the damn ground.
[00:09:31]  Yeah, them white boys, they make that race car look easy.
[00:09:34]  That shit ain't easy.
[00:09:35]  And I'm sure it's 10 times more difficult to fly a damn fighter jet.
[00:09:38]  Yeah, three weeks.
[00:09:40]  Logistically, how do you get the jets over there?
[00:09:44]  Hey, decided to go get the jets in there.
[00:09:46]  They're just going to fly me and going to park me.
[00:09:49]  Hey, we used your brand new fighter jet.
[00:09:51]  This is 350 million.
[00:09:52]  It's got a half a tank of gas.
[00:09:55]  I got some trucks coming.
[00:09:56]  Hey, in the glove compartment, I got some flashbangs and some grenades.
[00:10:01]  Those flashbangs, it's going to scare the shit out of them Russians.
[00:10:04]  Yeah, it's got tanks of gas in there.
[00:10:06]  In the back compartment, you're going to find a bunch of Rambo knives.
[00:10:10]  Y'all going to destroy them damn Russians.
[00:10:13]  I mean, you think Russia's going to let you come there with a plane?
[00:10:16]  Yeah.
[00:10:16]  Russia's like, hey, there's some fighter jets coming.
[00:10:19]  Oh, man.
[00:10:20]  Yeah.
[00:10:20]  Oh, they're going to...
[00:10:22]  No, they're going to do that.
[00:10:23]  They're going to shoot them down.
[00:10:24]  You act like delivering fighter jets.
[00:10:26]  It's like, what's that damn app?
[00:10:28]  You like his Carbana or something.
[00:10:30]  You can just order the shit online and they just park this shit and leave it for you.
[00:10:33]  Yeah, Russia's going to shoot them down.
[00:10:35]  There's already Russian soldiers there.
[00:10:38]  Where are they going to park the shit at?
[00:10:39]  How y'all going to stick them in like in nighttime?
[00:10:42]  They ain't got night vision and it's just.
[00:10:45]  The only way you can actually get fighter jets in there is like a country like U.S. or some other superpower flies over there.
[00:10:52]  And ain't nobody trying to do that shit.
[00:10:54]  Ain't nobody trying to shoot down Russian airplanes, you fucking idiot.
[00:11:02]  These dudes, all of them are big into climate change.
[00:11:04]  This dude's pushed to nuclear winner.
[00:11:10]  And they all hate, they want everything to be electric, but they want to send these damn gas guzzlers out there to shooting.

=== Prolonging War with Donations (02:36) ===

[00:11:17]  All you're doing, really, Sean Penn, is prolonging the inedible.
[00:11:20]  If you're inevitable, you're just more people are going to die.
[00:11:24]  You're just prolonging the war.
[00:11:25]  You should just surrender.
[00:11:26]  Yeah, you're just kicking a can down the road.
[00:11:28]  You trying to help Russians fight other Russians.
[00:11:33]  They can say they're a sovereign country all they want, but where are they getting all this money and all these damn weapons from?
[00:11:38]  Us.
[00:11:38]  Yeah, they're not a sovereign country.
[00:11:40]  They sound like a bunch of illegal immigrants just freaking leeching off everybody else that got something.
[00:11:44]  I mean, I'm not pro-Russia.
[00:11:47]  I'm pro, I'm anti-communism, but to Russia, these people are the biggest traitors.
[00:11:54]  I ain't gonna even get into that, man.
[00:11:55]  Yeah.
[00:11:56]  Crazy world we live in, man.
[00:11:58]  Crazy world.
[00:11:59]  Crazy world.
[00:12:00]  But yeah, you just think three weeks of credit, you're gonna be like, damn, experts.
[00:12:04]  Stop done.
[00:12:05]  Fucking Tom Cruise and shit.
[00:12:09]  Yeah, it might be pretty good when everybody's shooting at him.
[00:12:13]  Bam!
[00:12:16]  And you talk about all you need is one billionaire can end this war.
[00:12:20]  Why don't you just get on the phone with your boy Soros, man?
[00:12:24]  We can end this tonight.
[00:12:26]  Tell him to donate a billion dollars.
[00:12:27]  Get them fighter jets over there.
[00:12:28]  Y'all find these damn smarting soldiers of y'alls.
[00:12:31]  Drop them off in Ukraine.
[00:12:32]  It should be over.
[00:12:34]  Yeah, that's what Democrats think.
[00:12:36]  Just give a bunch of money.
[00:12:38]  Donate a bunch of money to a problem and it figures.
[00:12:41]  Now it doesn't work like that.
[00:12:42]  Like when you give $100 to Ukraine, how much of that money y'all think actually going to Ukraine?
[00:12:46]  Yeah.
[00:12:47]  I hear most of these charities, they keep 60% of the money because you got staff, you got salaries.
[00:12:51]  Yeah.
[00:12:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:52]  Sean Penn, he's got a charity.
[00:12:54]  Core.
[00:12:54]  He's got it all over his jacket this whole damn interview.
[00:12:57]  He's on there, for the most part, to raise money for his charity so he can keep most of it.
[00:13:04]  Y'all do realize that.
[00:13:05]  Everywhere you go, there's somebody asking for money for Ukraine.
[00:13:09]  Same thing with Black Lives Matter.
[00:13:11]  Yeah.
[00:13:12]  It was everywhere.
[00:13:13]  Yeah.
[00:13:14]  Now it comes out, they're buying houses.
[00:13:16]  And they're like, well, where am I going to live?
[00:13:18]  You don't want me to run a charity and be homeless.
[00:13:20]  I can't live in these white racist communities.
[00:13:22]  I got to have me a million dollar house around good white folks.
[00:13:25]  Yeah, I mean, when you donate money, it's a noble cost, but a lot of times it's a money grab for a lot of these companies, and people don't realize it.
[00:13:33]  That's why Sean Penn was affiliated with Hillary Clinton in Haiti.
[00:13:37]  I mean, you see what Hillary did in Haiti.
[00:13:39]  Look at Sean Penn.
[00:13:40]  Hey, man, I got a charity for Ukraine.
[00:13:43]  Hey, just give me some money.
[00:13:45]  Look, it's right on my jacket on Fox News.
[00:13:48]  Bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:13:52]  That was a damn good show.