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April 1, 2022 - Hodgetwins
06:22
Ron Perlman "Is Nuts!"
# woke gay teachers sons of anarchy school censorship clay morrow dont say gay first amendment freedom convoy mike lindell mypillowcom parental rights political rhetoric ron perlman

Ron Perlman aggressively critiques a politician for allegedly using "Don't say gay" as an opening phrase, labeling the figure a "Nazi pig." He argues the First Amendment lacks immunity for harmful contexts, debunking the bill's name while warning against unregulated school discussions on gender identity. Perlman dismisses Hollywood narratives as manipulative lies, promotes MyPillow.com, and expresses skepticism regarding Mike Lindell's Freedom Convoy despite his support. Ultimately, the segment highlights Perlman's blend of sharp political commentary, personal anecdotes, and commercial endorsements to challenge current cultural norms. [Automatically generated summary]

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Freedom of Speech or Parental Rights 00:04:11
Good morning, Governor DeSantis.
Yeah.
Ron here.
Fuck you.
Don't say gay.
Don't say as the first two words in a sentence spoken by a political leader of a state.
Dude's nuts.
In the United States of America, don't say.
Don't fucking say, you fucking Nazi pig.
You're crazy.
Say.
First Amendment.
What if his eyes are not?
Think about it.
Then run for office.
High as shit.
You piece of shit.
All right, but.
What is people's is all dialed?
That shit wasn't focusing or nothing.
I know what they don't say in your house is dentist.
All right, by your own logic.
You like a damn shark, huh?
You like a damn, like a damn alligator.
Damn them snappers, you got.
Hey, but let me say this.
By your own logic.
By your own logic.
Because the First Amendment.
Yeah.
I should be able to walk into a preschool and say, hey, boys and girls, y'all want to see what a dick looks like today?
Yeah.
I know it's cutting in in apple juice and graham cracker time, but we need to learn about dicks today.
Did you know some women got dicks?
Anybody can have a dick nowadays.
Y'all want to know what a pansexual is?
Yeah.
They got dicks too.
They got dicks and vaginas.
Did you know what a transgender is?
They have dicks too.
What?
You want to learn how to write your name?
Not today, little boy.
We're learning about dicks and vaginas today.
Freedom of speech, right, asshole?
Just because you have freedom of speech, you just can't say whatever you want.
I can't go in a burning building and say, ball!
What?
Ball!
Well, boy, it's a burning bill.
You might say that might get them out of that quick.
Hey, let me...
Yeah, just because you have freedom of speech, you can't say whatever the hell you want.
Yeah, and just call it the don't say gay bill.
That's not the bill.
That's not even in the bill.
Did you even read the bill?
I don't even think those two terms are even nowhere in the legislation.
It's not.
It's actually a parental rights bill.
Yeah.
So it pretty much says that you have to get the permission of that parent.
Well, this is to talk about certain things.
That's the name of the bill, you vanilla gorilla.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah.
What's up with this?
Yeah.
It gives parents more rights.
Yeah, it's a parental right.
You don't leave it up to the teacher because some of these woke gay teachers, they'll come in with a strap on them if you let them.
Hell, what's going to stop them from cutting a damn glory hole in the wall?
Hey, hey, man.
What's up, Junior?
Nah, man.
If you give a woke gay person a mile, I mean, an inch, they'll take 10 miles.
Look what we got.
We got men competing against women now.
That's enough with you people.
If I was you, I'd go read the First Amendment again.
Yeah.
It doesn't provide immunity for whatever you say.
And you should actually go read the bill.
I mean, we're not talking about 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade.
We talk about kindergartners, man.
We're talking about apple juice and graham crackers.
We talking about color and staying within the lines.
Yeah, learning how to write your name.
Yeah, how to pronounce your name correctly.
Yeah, how to pull your pee-pee out when you go to the bathroom.
What?
How to go to the bathroom, man?
How you tie your shoes, man?
They didn't teach you that.
Yeah, some people, man, they got them button up.
They can't get out of them.
I mean, mama sent me to school.
I didn't have a zip.
Had buttons pissed all over.
They don't teach you how to do.
Yeah, it depends on the kid, man.
Hey, man, you got a bunch of buttons.
You better not wait.
If you got to go to the bathroom, you better just go because it's going to take you about 10 minutes to undo them buttons.
You're going to sit with them damn bell buttons with the buttons.
How to Tie Your Shoes 00:02:05
Man, I was like, just damn, shit.
I just pissed on myself.
I was like, man, I remember I actually pissed on myself in sixth grade.
We was out playing basketball, right?
And I was holding, I was holding it, right?
Because I was having fun with my friends.
And we was outside, and they let us play basketball outside.
And it was all these puddles of water everywhere.
He was dribbling the basketball.
He couldn't dribble.
He dribbled the ball right in the puddle and it just splattered.
And for some reason, when I saw that, it just I walked around the whole damn bust of what happened.
Oh, I fell in a puddle of water.
But yeah, that's the best.
It doesn't even say that in the bill.
Don't say, gay bill, that's all a lie.
You just one of these Hollywood clowns that falls for whatever these people tell you.
No, the reason why, another thing, the reason why he's saying that this is actually, see, this is how Hollywood works.
He's just showing Hollywood he's one of them.
I need some damn acting gigs.
I'm going broke over here.
I ain't got money for a fucking dentist.
Yeah, hey, hey, I love you in Sons of Anarchy.
Clay Morrow.
Man, I love that show, man.
That was a good show.
You messed up how they shocked your ass in your neck.
No, he had that shit coming.
If you'd have shot this video, you had that shit coming sooner.
What, he shot him in the neck?
That was a damn good show.
Everybody, drop
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Yeah, support Mike as he helps the Freedom Convoy.
Yeah, look, he just jumped out of the chopper, man.
Man, Mike's a damn patriot.
I hope he didn't make that damn burst you to damn my pillow.
That shit ain't gonna work.
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