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March 17, 2022 - Hodgetwins
08:31
Zelenskyy Demands More From Biden and Congress

Alex Jones mocks President Zelenskyy's plea for a no-fly zone, dismissing the $14 billion in U.S. aid as inflationary "printed money" rather than taxpayer funds. He equates Ukrainian refugees to illegal immigrants, ridicules Biden's diplomatic failures, and argues that surrendering to Putin is the only viable path to end the war. Ultimately, Jones contends that modern conflicts solely benefit gun manufacturers, suggesting nuclear deterrence prevents direct U.S.-Russia conflict while blaming both leaders for prolonging the strife through failed diplomacy. [Automatically generated summary]

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Preventing War With Russia 00:06:35
Don't answer that, you idiot.
I'm not going to comment on it right now.
I'm not going to comment any other than what I do.
Real good, dummy.
You're that woke-ass general.
Hey, where you going?
Hey, what about my no-fly zone, man?
Hey, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, I guess he signed this thing.
They're going to send 800 more million dollars to Ukraine.
I think they've gave him a total of 14 billion.
$14 billion?
Yeah.
To Ukraine.
Yeah, I would say it's taxpayer money, but it's not even taxpayer money.
Y'all know, USA does not have $14 billion.
You know where they're getting this money, right?
In the back of the White House, it's this button back there.
Biden go back and push his button.
It just starts printing money.
Then they put it on a cargo ship and they ship it out to the Ukraine.
Did y'all know that?
We don't have that money.
They just printing this shit.
It's like a big game of monopoly for these.
That's why inflation is through the roof.
Because when we shut down the economy, we print all this money.
Don't let pent-up demand.
You're printing all this money and have no goods to support you.
So what do you do when there's outrageous inflation?
I'll send another $14 billion somewhere.
People continue to say that our government is, the Biden administration is not responsible.
He's got a hand in that.
Yeah, I mean, I would say our government for the last 20 years has played a role.
But anyway, I want to talk about Zelensky.
Pull this dude up.
He went before Congress.
Is that Nancy?
Yeah, he is in front of Congress.
He must have only one shirt because every time I see him, he's wearing that green shirt.
Well, he's running.
I'm pretty sure he's like, look at Nancy, man.
He ain't got a suitcase of clothes on.
This dude is running.
But that's like a symbolic thing for him now.
A green army shirt.
It's all bullshit.
But anyway, turn it off.
I'm tired of looking at him.
I'm sick of that dude.
This dude getting on here begging Congress, hey, we need this.
We need some of that.
We need $14 billion.
We need this.
We need no fly zone.
You ain't getting no no-fly zone.
He sounds like a damn illegal immigrant.
He always begging for something.
He ain't no better than those damn people come through the sunbowl.
Hey, I need this.
Hey, come on.
Look, NATO is not giving you a no-fly zone.
USA ain't going to get shit no fly zone.
Soon as they go over and start shooting down Russian planes.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Not only is Ukraine f ⁇ ing, we're all f ⁇ ed.
Yeah.
These people out there clapping.
Because their sons and daughters ain't going to be over there fighting at war.
Our sons and daughters going over there.
Yeah, Zelensky, if you want this to end, this is what you can do.
Surrender.
Yeah, all this stops.
All of this stops.
My gas goes down.
Your citizens stop dying.
You just work out something with Putin.
Maybe he'll make you the press secretary or some shit.
Yeah, I'm sure he's got some role for your ass.
Maybe the Department of Defense of Russia.
I mean, seriously, what...
Ain't nothing nobody can ain't nothing NATO can do or the United States.
It's not going to end until you surrender.
I mean, people who live in Russia, I mean, it's a communist government, but it's better than China, I heard.
I mean, these people don't look too unhappy in Russia.
Yeah, I know.
You got Americans living in Russia.
You ain't going to see my black ass over there.
I heard they got a Nazi problem out there.
They got a Nazi problem.
Walking down the street in Russia, man, you black you.
I heard they got that problem in Ukraine, too.
Yeah, yeah.
No, but seriously, if you want to save lives, surrender.
There's people dying because y'all want to surrender to Russia.
I mean, y'all, y'all, eventually this is going to happen.
The USA has been milling y'all's business for decades, giving you money, giving you weapons.
There's been talk about y'all joining NATO.
Yeah.
I mean, this is bound to happen because the West has ruined everything y'all had going.
The West ruined everything.
And until you surrender, America's going to die.
Europeans are going to die.
Your citizens are going to continue.
Nobody's going to win this war.
The modern history, nobody wins these wars.
We don't win a war in Afghanistan, Vietnam.
This shit is not like this.
Nobody's going to win.
It's not like the Civil War, these old wars.
People actually used to win these wars.
The war against Hitler.
People won these wars.
These wars, nobody wins.
Just nothing but death.
The only true people to win during these wars is the gun manufacturers.
The people that are just pelling these weapons.
The war machine.
That's who wins.
Yeah.
Nobody's going to win this.
I go to Twitter.
All these fools want to go to war.
I mean, I still don't understand.
You go.
I mean, like, there was a real, like, what did they call it?
The Cold War?
Back in the Reagan years?
Cuba, the Missile-Nazi crisis.
The Missile Nazi crisis.
The missile.
The Cuban Missile Crisis.
I mean, there was a real threat of people thought we're just going to nuke each other to death.
That's why Russia and the United States can't get in a war.
Yeah, because, you know, Biden's an idiot.
I mean, he's going to get the whole world nuked.
I mean, just surrender.
Yeah, because Biden can't lead.
Putin, he's a communist.
He's a dictator.
I mean, what do you think is going to happen?
You send an idiot to fight a fool's war, man.
Nobody wins this.
I can't believe you're sitting in front of Congress.
He said that he made a compressor between 9-11 and what's going on in Ukraine.
It's totally different.
It was a terrorist.
So you're pulling on Americans' hearts when you bring up 9-11?
Yeah, it was totally different.
It was a terrorist attack.
I mean, but I know what you're doing.
You're pulling at Americans' hearts to get support for you, people, for your country.
And y'all will never return.
Y'all would never do that for us in return.
I mean, you have nothing to offer.
You don't have shit.
You don't have no weapons.
You don't have nothing.
Okay, Zelensky, you and your tight green shirt.
The only thing you can offer America is more refugees.
Just another damn leech.
Yeah, we got plenty of those already.
This whole thing could have been prevented.
It didn't have to.
This didn't have to go down.
It's Biden's fault.
It's Zelensky's fault.
All it took was diplomacy.
Yeah, Putin's a jackass, but man, if you would have just sat down and talked to him, just go to the table.
Pulling At American Hearts 00:01:42
Now look.
Ah, fuck it.
F ⁇ this shit.
F ⁇ everybody.
Damn, gas prices getting insane, ain't it?
Damn, inflation.
I mean, just when Biden got elected, everything just went to hell, man.
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