Hodgetwins - Zelenskyy Demands More From Biden and Congress
Aired: 2022-03-17
Duration: 08:31


=== Preventing War With Russia (06:35) ===

[00:00:13]  Don't answer that, you idiot.
[00:00:15]  I'm not going to comment on it right now.
[00:00:16]  I'm not going to comment any other than what I do.
[00:00:18]  Real good, dummy.
[00:00:22]  You're that woke-ass general.
[00:00:24]  Hey, where you going?
[00:00:25]  Hey, what about my no-fly zone, man?
[00:00:28]  Hey, you son of a bitch.
[00:00:31]  Yeah, I guess he signed this thing.
[00:00:33]  They're going to send 800 more million dollars to Ukraine.
[00:00:35]  I think they've gave him a total of 14 billion.
[00:00:38]  $14 billion?
[00:00:40]  Yeah.
[00:00:40]  To Ukraine.
[00:00:42]  Yeah, I would say it's taxpayer money, but it's not even taxpayer money.
[00:00:45]  Y'all know, USA does not have $14 billion.
[00:00:48]  You know where they're getting this money, right?
[00:00:50]  In the back of the White House, it's this button back there.
[00:00:53]  Biden go back and push his button.
[00:00:54]  It just starts printing money.
[00:00:56]  Then they put it on a cargo ship and they ship it out to the Ukraine.
[00:01:00]  Did y'all know that?
[00:01:01]  We don't have that money.
[00:01:03]  They just printing this shit.
[00:01:05]  It's like a big game of monopoly for these.
[00:01:10]  That's why inflation is through the roof.
[00:01:11]  Because when we shut down the economy, we print all this money.
[00:01:14]  Don't let pent-up demand.
[00:01:15]  You're printing all this money and have no goods to support you.
[00:01:18]  So what do you do when there's outrageous inflation?
[00:01:21]  I'll send another $14 billion somewhere.
[00:01:29]  People continue to say that our government is, the Biden administration is not responsible.
[00:01:34]  He's got a hand in that.
[00:01:35]  Yeah, I mean, I would say our government for the last 20 years has played a role.
[00:01:40]  But anyway, I want to talk about Zelensky.
[00:01:45]  Pull this dude up.
[00:01:46]  He went before Congress.
[00:01:48]  Is that Nancy?
[00:01:49]  Yeah, he is in front of Congress.
[00:01:51]  He must have only one shirt because every time I see him, he's wearing that green shirt.
[00:01:55]  Well, he's running.
[00:01:55]  I'm pretty sure he's like, look at Nancy, man.
[00:01:58]  He ain't got a suitcase of clothes on.
[00:01:59]  This dude is running.
[00:02:02]  But that's like a symbolic thing for him now.
[00:02:05]  A green army shirt.
[00:02:06]  It's all bullshit.
[00:02:08]  But anyway, turn it off.
[00:02:09]  I'm tired of looking at him.
[00:02:10]  I'm sick of that dude.
[00:02:13]  This dude getting on here begging Congress, hey, we need this.
[00:02:17]  We need some of that.
[00:02:18]  We need $14 billion.
[00:02:19]  We need this.
[00:02:20]  We need no fly zone.
[00:02:21]  You ain't getting no no-fly zone.
[00:02:23]  He sounds like a damn illegal immigrant.
[00:02:25]  He always begging for something.
[00:02:27]  He ain't no better than those damn people come through the sunbowl.
[00:02:29]  Hey, I need this.
[00:02:30]  Hey, come on.
[00:02:33]  Look, NATO is not giving you a no-fly zone.
[00:02:36]  USA ain't going to get shit no fly zone.
[00:02:38]  Soon as they go over and start shooting down Russian planes.
[00:02:42]  Yeah, oh, yeah.
[00:02:43]  Not only is Ukraine f ⁇ ing, we're all f ⁇ ed.
[00:02:46]  Yeah.
[00:02:47]  These people out there clapping.
[00:02:49]  Because their sons and daughters ain't going to be over there fighting at war.
[00:02:52]  Our sons and daughters going over there.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, Zelensky, if you want this to end, this is what you can do.
[00:02:57]  Surrender.
[00:02:58]  Yeah, all this stops.
[00:03:00]  All of this stops.
[00:03:01]  My gas goes down.
[00:03:02]  Your citizens stop dying.
[00:03:04]  You just work out something with Putin.
[00:03:06]  Maybe he'll make you the press secretary or some shit.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, I'm sure he's got some role for your ass.
[00:03:12]  Maybe the Department of Defense of Russia.
[00:03:16]  I mean, seriously, what...
[00:03:17]  Ain't nothing nobody can ain't nothing NATO can do or the United States.
[00:03:24]  It's not going to end until you surrender.
[00:03:26]  I mean, people who live in Russia, I mean, it's a communist government, but it's better than China, I heard.
[00:03:35]  I mean, these people don't look too unhappy in Russia.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, I know.
[00:03:39]  You got Americans living in Russia.
[00:03:41]  You ain't going to see my black ass over there.
[00:03:43]  I heard they got a Nazi problem out there.
[00:03:46]  They got a Nazi problem.
[00:03:48]  Walking down the street in Russia, man, you black you.
[00:03:52]  I heard they got that problem in Ukraine, too.
[00:03:54]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:55]  No, but seriously, if you want to save lives, surrender.
[00:03:59]  There's people dying because y'all want to surrender to Russia.
[00:04:02]  I mean, y'all, y'all, eventually this is going to happen.
[00:04:05]  The USA has been milling y'all's business for decades, giving you money, giving you weapons.
[00:04:10]  There's been talk about y'all joining NATO.
[00:04:12]  Yeah.
[00:04:13]  I mean, this is bound to happen because the West has ruined everything y'all had going.
[00:04:19]  The West ruined everything.
[00:04:22]  And until you surrender, America's going to die.
[00:04:24]  Europeans are going to die.
[00:04:25]  Your citizens are going to continue.
[00:04:26]  Nobody's going to win this war.
[00:04:28]  The modern history, nobody wins these wars.
[00:04:30]  We don't win a war in Afghanistan, Vietnam.
[00:04:33]  This shit is not like this.
[00:04:34]  Nobody's going to win.
[00:04:35]  It's not like the Civil War, these old wars.
[00:04:37]  People actually used to win these wars.
[00:04:40]  The war against Hitler.
[00:04:41]  People won these wars.
[00:04:42]  These wars, nobody wins.
[00:04:44]  Just nothing but death.
[00:04:45]  The only true people to win during these wars is the gun manufacturers.
[00:04:48]  The people that are just pelling these weapons.
[00:04:50]  The war machine.
[00:04:51]  That's who wins.
[00:04:52]  Yeah.
[00:04:53]  Nobody's going to win this.
[00:04:54]  I go to Twitter.
[00:04:55]  All these fools want to go to war.
[00:04:57]  I mean, I still don't understand.
[00:05:00]  You go.
[00:05:03]  I mean, like, there was a real, like, what did they call it?
[00:05:05]  The Cold War?
[00:05:06]  Back in the Reagan years?
[00:05:08]  Cuba, the Missile-Nazi crisis.
[00:05:11]  The Missile Nazi crisis.
[00:05:12]  The missile.
[00:05:15]  The Cuban Missile Crisis.
[00:05:20]  I mean, there was a real threat of people thought we're just going to nuke each other to death.
[00:05:25]  That's why Russia and the United States can't get in a war.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, because, you know, Biden's an idiot.
[00:05:32]  I mean, he's going to get the whole world nuked.
[00:05:34]  I mean, just surrender.
[00:05:36]  Yeah, because Biden can't lead.
[00:05:38]  Putin, he's a communist.
[00:05:40]  He's a dictator.
[00:05:41]  I mean, what do you think is going to happen?
[00:05:43]  You send an idiot to fight a fool's war, man.
[00:05:47]  Nobody wins this.
[00:05:48]  I can't believe you're sitting in front of Congress.
[00:05:50]  He said that he made a compressor between 9-11 and what's going on in Ukraine.
[00:05:56]  It's totally different.
[00:05:57]  It was a terrorist.
[00:05:58]  So you're pulling on Americans' hearts when you bring up 9-11?
[00:06:04]  Yeah, it was totally different.
[00:06:05]  It was a terrorist attack.
[00:06:06]  I mean, but I know what you're doing.
[00:06:08]  You're pulling at Americans' hearts to get support for you, people, for your country.
[00:06:14]  And y'all will never return.
[00:06:15]  Y'all would never do that for us in return.
[00:06:18]  I mean, you have nothing to offer.
[00:06:20]  You don't have shit.
[00:06:21]  You don't have no weapons.
[00:06:22]  You don't have nothing.
[00:06:24]  Okay, Zelensky, you and your tight green shirt.
[00:06:26]  The only thing you can offer America is more refugees.
[00:06:30]  Just another damn leech.
[00:06:31]  Yeah, we got plenty of those already.
[00:06:34]  This whole thing could have been prevented.
[00:06:36]  It didn't have to.
[00:06:37]  This didn't have to go down.
[00:06:38]  It's Biden's fault.
[00:06:39]  It's Zelensky's fault.
[00:06:41]  All it took was diplomacy.
[00:06:42]  Yeah, Putin's a jackass, but man, if you would have just sat down and talked to him, just go to the table.

=== Pulling At American Hearts (01:42) ===

[00:06:49]  Now look.
[00:06:50]  Ah, fuck it.
[00:06:52]  F ⁇ this shit.
[00:06:54]  F ⁇ everybody.
[00:07:08]  Damn, gas prices getting insane, ain't it?
[00:07:13]  Damn, inflation.
[00:07:15]  I mean, just when Biden got elected, everything just went to hell, man.
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