Hodgetwins react with skepticism to a gay pastor claiming "God is queer," arguing that as the author of gender, God must be non-binary and autistic. The hosts mock the theological validity, citing Leviticus 18:22 and speculating about adult video arcades in the church, while one host makes a controversial, later retracted remark linking AIDS to blood exposure. After insulting the pastor as a "psychopath" and accusing him of marketing his ministry like a business, the episode concludes with tour announcements and promotional plugs for merchandise and political causes involving the Freedom Convoy. [Automatically generated summary]
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Woke Pastor Disaster00:06:48
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
We got a damn good show for y'all today.
Yeah, today's video, we're going to talk about this woke pastor.
He's gay, too.
When you put woke and gay and pastor together, you got a disaster.
It's like.
Yeah.
Hey, but hey, you got freedom of speech in this country.
That's the problem.
I stand by the...
I stand by the First Amendment.
Oh, man, it's becoming a problem.
That's true, but hey, hey, hey, Constitution didn't say it was perfect.
First Amendment.
I believe in freedom of speech.
At least you know who the psychopaths are.
Yeah.
That's the beauty of it.
You know who the good guys are, you know who the bad guys are.
You know who the smart people are, you know how the stupid people are.
Yeah.
All right.
So I'm going to play.
God bless your gay soul.
All right.
We'll have to stop just because he's all over the place.
Yeah, he's out there.
All right, you ready?
He got the Holy Ghost in him.
The holy gay ghost.
It's non-binary.
God is queer.
God is autistic.
Let me unpack that for you.
Yeah, please.
God is non-binary because God is the author of gender.
God is genderless and genderful.
They are neither male nor female, and they are both.
They refer to themselves both as male and female throughout the text.
And yet theology would tell us that God does not have gender.
So by definition, God is non-binary.
Paul.
Just because he's the author of gender doesn't mean to make him non-binary.
I mean, my head hurts.
I mean, it's just so much.
I think at one point you called God queer.
I think you crossed the line with that one.
I think it's a special place in hell for you.
You call God homosexual.
I've never heard anybody that was expert in theology that even express, you know, even come up with a story that, hey, God used to have homosexual sex.
Yeah.
I mean, you pretty much called him homosexual.
I don't think God was a homosexual.
Because there's several quotes.
I mean, I mean, you must have totally skipped over Leviticus 18, 22.
Yeah.
I mean, he called, now in the Bible, since we're talking about the Bible, he called, he called.
Don't call him that, man.
We can get this video straight.
No, it's not going to be in the Bible.
Well, God, God, God don't run YouTube.
You can't cancel God, man.
Hey, but you can't.
God don't run YouTube, though.
But I'm not.
Well, see.
It starts with an S.
Well, I'm going to say it.
It starts with an S and it ends with what?
I don't know.
S. That's all I can say.
I'm going to say it.
No, don't say it.
It's got an M in it, too.
What's that word, man?
You fill in the vows and stuff?
Okay.
In the Bible, I'm not going to say the word.
Sodomy.
That was a sin.
That's one of the, that's a sin, right?
Sodomy.
And people who commit sodomy are called sodomites.
Hey, you should have said.
Sound like termites, right?
You know what, that in your house, termites?
They eat the wood up.
Hey, you know what?
I mean.
Anybody got there from dreams?
What shall I call them?
Let's think of something I hate.
I don't like termites.
He's eating my house up.
I know what I call them.
Sodomites.
Hey, look, look, look, look.
When I read the Bible, I mean, I think, and I, y'all, I mean, I'm just being honest.
I mean, you know, when you read the Bible, I wish, you know, I don't know him.
Nobody knows him.
Nobody's talked to him.
Sound like this guy is his best friend.
I don't know.
Yeah, they go way back.
They go way back.
It sounds like to me, he's actually talking to him.
But it doesn't make much sense, man.
You sacrilegious blasphemy.
What kind of church are you running?
Is it glory holes in the back?
Do you got like adult video arcades in your church?
People that are putting 50 cents in and looking at the porn, gay porn?
What they putting in the collection plates?
Lube?
Hey, we need to pass around the collection plate because after the after the sermon, we're going to ram the hell out of each other.
Yeah, y'all don't take dollars.
Y'all take lube and condoms and AIDS medication.
That's too far.
Everybody gets AIDS.
Straight people, gay.
I was just being.
No, that was wrong for me to say that.
I apologize.
No, but it is more prevalent in the gay.
Yeah, it's more prevalent.
But I shouldn't say it there.
That's disrespectful.
But you know why it's more prevalent?
It's because when it comes to gay sex, there's a lot more blood.
Well, yeah.
And the fact that a gay man will, they're the most horniest creature on this planet.
I think straight man, straight men are toxic.
Wait till you introduce a gay, horny man.
He will literally stick his muscle tip in anything or get penetrated by anything.
So there's more to this video.
It is.
Yeah, but sis, that's why AIDS is more prevalent because it's more blood involved.
Y'all that ripping and turn.
No, but sister, because blood is rips and tears.
I mean, you get tears in women, but they're more elastic.
You know, ain't no blood.
I don't know.
I'm probably wrong on that because you can speak.
You know what the women say to me?
Hey, take it easy.
For like I'm giving birth in here.
But I don't know.
That's just an opinion.
I'm probably totally wrong.
But I would imagine in gay.
All right, I'm done talking about blood.
Yeah.
All right, let's keep going.
God is queer because, like gender, God is the author of all sexualities.
All sexualities exist in God, and yet God is not explicitly sexual.
And since asexuality is part of the LGBTQ spectrum, we can say God is queer.
And finally, God is autistic because autism is a divergence from typical neurology.
And since no being in existence has a mind like the mind of God, God is by definition neurodivergent.
And as an autistic person, I like to say God is autistic.
God always identifies with and as the most marginalized people in society.
Really?
I mean, he was kind of a fan of slavery.
He didn't talk down about it.
He talked about you sodomites though.
I mean, I mean, in the Bible, there's some quotes about slavery.
It's like, it was like, this is just part of the time, I guess.
Yeah, the thing about the Bible is there's no in-between.
And everything you said was in between, or it didn't even mention it in the Bible.
I mean, everything you say is just pure speculation.
Pure Biblical Speculation00:02:24
And, you know, I think you just got too much time on your hands.
You're sitting there thinking, thinking, you just come up with all this.
Yeah, they'll love this.
Yeah.
Hey, man, could you imagine going to this dude's church?
How creepy that place would be?
We're going to church.
As soon as me, you walk in, the dudes look at us like this.
Praise God.
Praise God.
The Hogs Twins just going.
Hey, man, but always remember, God still loves you.
Yeah, he does.
And not for not much longer, I don't think.
Keep talking that trash.
Well, it ain't trash.
You just thinking out loud.
And, you know, you just, what's the word I'm looking for?
You too, you're trying to be new.
You're trying to catch your own little niche.
What's that worry when you...
The church is not a business asshole.
You out here trying to market your white ass church pushing all this sacrilegious blasphemy.
Yeah, none of that stuff you said is in the Bible.
Saw you burning hell.
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