Hodgetwins - Gay Pastor With Acne Says "God Is Queer"
Aired: 2022-03-10
Duration: 09:19


=== Woke Pastor Disaster (06:48) ===

[00:00:06]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:08]  We got a damn good show for y'all today.
[00:00:10]  Yeah, today's video, we're going to talk about this woke pastor.
[00:00:13]  He's gay, too.
[00:00:15]  When you put woke and gay and pastor together, you got a disaster.
[00:00:22]  It's like.
[00:00:24]  Yeah.
[00:00:25]  Hey, but hey, you got freedom of speech in this country.
[00:00:29]  That's the problem.
[00:00:30]  I stand by the...
[00:00:31]  I stand by the First Amendment.
[00:00:32]  Oh, man, it's becoming a problem.
[00:00:38]  That's true, but hey, hey, hey, Constitution didn't say it was perfect.
[00:00:42]  First Amendment.
[00:00:43]  I believe in freedom of speech.
[00:00:44]  At least you know who the psychopaths are.
[00:00:47]  Yeah.
[00:00:47]  That's the beauty of it.
[00:00:48]  You know who the good guys are, you know who the bad guys are.
[00:00:51]  You know who the smart people are, you know how the stupid people are.
[00:00:54]  Yeah.
[00:00:54]  All right.
[00:00:54]  So I'm going to play.
[00:00:57]  God bless your gay soul.
[00:01:01]  All right.
[00:01:04]  We'll have to stop just because he's all over the place.
[00:01:06]  Yeah, he's out there.
[00:01:07]  All right, you ready?
[00:01:08]  He got the Holy Ghost in him.
[00:01:10]  The holy gay ghost.
[00:01:14]  It's non-binary.
[00:01:16]  God is queer.
[00:01:17]  God is autistic.
[00:01:18]  Let me unpack that for you.
[00:01:19]  Yeah, please.
[00:01:20]  God is non-binary because God is the author of gender.
[00:01:23]  God is genderless and genderful.
[00:01:25]  They are neither male nor female, and they are both.
[00:01:29]  They refer to themselves both as male and female throughout the text.
[00:01:32]  And yet theology would tell us that God does not have gender.
[00:01:36]  So by definition, God is non-binary.
[00:01:38]  Paul.
[00:01:43]  Just because he's the author of gender doesn't mean to make him non-binary.
[00:01:48]  I mean, my head hurts.
[00:01:49]  I mean, it's just so much.
[00:01:51]  I think at one point you called God queer.
[00:01:53]  I think you crossed the line with that one.
[00:01:55]  I think it's a special place in hell for you.
[00:01:58]  You call God homosexual.
[00:02:00]  I've never heard anybody that was expert in theology that even express, you know, even come up with a story that, hey, God used to have homosexual sex.
[00:02:10]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  I mean, you pretty much called him homosexual.
[00:02:13]  I don't think God was a homosexual.
[00:02:14]  Because there's several quotes.
[00:02:16]  I mean, I mean, you must have totally skipped over Leviticus 18, 22.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:21]  I mean, he called, now in the Bible, since we're talking about the Bible, he called, he called.
[00:02:26]  Don't call him that, man.
[00:02:27]  We can get this video straight.
[00:02:28]  No, it's not going to be in the Bible.
[00:02:30]  Well, God, God, God don't run YouTube.
[00:02:32]  You can't cancel God, man.
[00:02:34]  Hey, but you can't.
[00:02:35]  God don't run YouTube, though.
[00:02:37]  But I'm not.
[00:02:38]  Well, see.
[00:02:38]  It starts with an S.
[00:02:40]  Well, I'm going to say it.
[00:02:43]  It starts with an S and it ends with what?
[00:02:46]  I don't know.
[00:02:46]  S. That's all I can say.
[00:02:48]  I'm going to say it.
[00:02:49]  No, don't say it.
[00:02:50]  It's got an M in it, too.
[00:02:52]  What's that word, man?
[00:02:53]  You fill in the vows and stuff?
[00:02:54]  Okay.
[00:02:55]  In the Bible, I'm not going to say the word.
[00:02:57]  Sodomy.
[00:02:58]  That was a sin.
[00:02:59]  That's one of the, that's a sin, right?
[00:03:01]  Sodomy.
[00:03:01]  And people who commit sodomy are called sodomites.
[00:03:04]  Hey, you should have said.
[00:03:06]  Sound like termites, right?
[00:03:07]  You know what, that in your house, termites?
[00:03:10]  They eat the wood up.
[00:03:12]  Hey, you know what?
[00:03:12]  I mean.
[00:03:13]  Anybody got there from dreams?
[00:03:14]  What shall I call them?
[00:03:15]  Let's think of something I hate.
[00:03:16]  I don't like termites.
[00:03:17]  He's eating my house up.
[00:03:18]  I know what I call them.
[00:03:20]  Sodomites.
[00:03:26]  Hey, look, look, look, look.
[00:03:27]  When I read the Bible, I mean, I think, and I, y'all, I mean, I'm just being honest.
[00:03:32]  I mean, you know, when you read the Bible, I wish, you know, I don't know him.
[00:03:36]  Nobody knows him.
[00:03:37]  Nobody's talked to him.
[00:03:38]  Sound like this guy is his best friend.
[00:03:40]  I don't know.
[00:03:40]  Yeah, they go way back.
[00:03:41]  They go way back.
[00:03:43]  It sounds like to me, he's actually talking to him.
[00:03:47]  But it doesn't make much sense, man.
[00:03:50]  You sacrilegious blasphemy.
[00:03:54]  What kind of church are you running?
[00:03:55]  Is it glory holes in the back?
[00:03:58]  Do you got like adult video arcades in your church?
[00:04:01]  People that are putting 50 cents in and looking at the porn, gay porn?
[00:04:05]  What they putting in the collection plates?
[00:04:06]  Lube?
[00:04:09]  Hey, we need to pass around the collection plate because after the after the sermon, we're going to ram the hell out of each other.
[00:04:18]  Yeah, y'all don't take dollars.
[00:04:20]  Y'all take lube and condoms and AIDS medication.
[00:04:27]  That's too far.
[00:04:29]  Everybody gets AIDS.
[00:04:30]  Straight people, gay.
[00:04:31]  I was just being.
[00:04:32]  No, that was wrong for me to say that.
[00:04:34]  I apologize.
[00:04:35]  No, but it is more prevalent in the gay.
[00:04:36]  Yeah, it's more prevalent.
[00:04:37]  But I shouldn't say it there.
[00:04:38]  That's disrespectful.
[00:04:40]  But you know why it's more prevalent?
[00:04:42]  It's because when it comes to gay sex, there's a lot more blood.
[00:04:47]  Well, yeah.
[00:04:49]  And the fact that a gay man will, they're the most horniest creature on this planet.
[00:04:56]  I think straight man, straight men are toxic.
[00:05:00]  Wait till you introduce a gay, horny man.
[00:05:03]  He will literally stick his muscle tip in anything or get penetrated by anything.
[00:05:10]  So there's more to this video.
[00:05:12]  It is.
[00:05:13]  Yeah, but sis, that's why AIDS is more prevalent because it's more blood involved.
[00:05:19]  Y'all that ripping and turn.
[00:05:23]  No, but sister, because blood is rips and tears.
[00:05:27]  I mean, you get tears in women, but they're more elastic.
[00:05:30]  You know, ain't no blood.
[00:05:32]  I don't know.
[00:05:32]  I'm probably wrong on that because you can speak.
[00:05:35]  You know what the women say to me?
[00:05:36]  Hey, take it easy.
[00:05:39]  For like I'm giving birth in here.
[00:05:43]  But I don't know.
[00:05:44]  That's just an opinion.
[00:05:45]  I'm probably totally wrong.
[00:05:47]  But I would imagine in gay.
[00:05:49]  All right, I'm done talking about blood.
[00:05:52]  Yeah.
[00:05:52]  All right, let's keep going.
[00:05:55]  God is queer because, like gender, God is the author of all sexualities.
[00:05:58]  All sexualities exist in God, and yet God is not explicitly sexual.
[00:06:03]  And since asexuality is part of the LGBTQ spectrum, we can say God is queer.
[00:06:08]  And finally, God is autistic because autism is a divergence from typical neurology.
[00:06:13]  And since no being in existence has a mind like the mind of God, God is by definition neurodivergent.
[00:06:19]  And as an autistic person, I like to say God is autistic.
[00:06:23]  God always identifies with and as the most marginalized people in society.
[00:06:29]  Really?
[00:06:29]  I mean, he was kind of a fan of slavery.
[00:06:32]  He didn't talk down about it.
[00:06:34]  He talked about you sodomites though.
[00:06:39]  I mean, I mean, in the Bible, there's some quotes about slavery.
[00:06:42]  It's like, it was like, this is just part of the time, I guess.
[00:06:45]  Yeah, the thing about the Bible is there's no in-between.
[00:06:48]  And everything you said was in between, or it didn't even mention it in the Bible.
[00:06:52]  I mean, everything you say is just pure speculation.

=== Pure Biblical Speculation (02:24) ===

[00:06:55]  And, you know, I think you just got too much time on your hands.
[00:06:59]  You're sitting there thinking, thinking, you just come up with all this.
[00:07:02]  Yeah, they'll love this.
[00:07:03]  Yeah.
[00:07:04]  Hey, man, could you imagine going to this dude's church?
[00:07:06]  How creepy that place would be?
[00:07:12]  We're going to church.
[00:07:13]  As soon as me, you walk in, the dudes look at us like this.
[00:07:18]  Praise God.
[00:07:20]  Praise God.
[00:07:20]  The Hogs Twins just going.
[00:07:25]  Hey, man, but always remember, God still loves you.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, he does.
[00:07:30]  And not for not much longer, I don't think.
[00:07:33]  Keep talking that trash.
[00:07:34]  Well, it ain't trash.
[00:07:35]  You just thinking out loud.
[00:07:37]  And, you know, you just, what's the word I'm looking for?
[00:07:39]  You too, you're trying to be new.
[00:07:43]  You're trying to catch your own little niche.
[00:07:45]  What's that worry when you...
[00:07:46]  The church is not a business asshole.
[00:07:49]  You out here trying to market your white ass church pushing all this sacrilegious blasphemy.
[00:07:54]  Yeah, none of that stuff you said is in the Bible.
[00:07:57]  Saw you burning hell.
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