Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her boyfriend face intense scrutiny from the Hodgetwins regarding their Florida vacation amid high COVID-19 rates. The hosts criticize AOC as a "shit talker" for ignoring mask mandates while wearing a leopard poncho and Hanes underwear, arguing this hypocrisy exposes the ineffectiveness of such rules compared to vaccinated states. They further attack her attendance at a drag party and quote her dismissal of sexual projections against her boyfriend's feet. The segment concludes by promoting Michael Indell's products, framing him as a patriot opposing left-wing censorship. Ultimately, the episode blends political mockery with commercial promotion to challenge progressive narratives on pandemic safety and free speech. [Automatically generated summary]
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Stop Making It Sexual00:06:23
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Got a damn good show today, man.
Yeah.
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Discount code Omicron.
Yeah, Omi.
Don't put the knee in it.
Don't be some sorry ass progressive.
Don't know how to talk.
Yeah, you bonics.
Yeah, it's not Omnicron.
It's Omicron.
Get 20% off.
And we got some comedy shows coming.
Next stop is Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Yeah.
First show sold out there, but we had a sexual.
All right, today's topic is AOC.
It's been a while, huh?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, man.
Why people like her so much, man?
She ain't did nothing.
What she did?
Well, she ain't did nothing.
This is true.
Why y'all love this woman so much?
All she is is a shit talker.
Anyway, her and her boyfriend's down in Florida, you know, getting some freedom.
You look like a white supremacist with them damn white supremacist sandals on.
Well, it is Florida.
If you're going to wear sandals, you better be in Florida.
Yeah.
At least you have an excuse.
Hot and humid.
My wife likes sandals, man.
She said it's sexy.
Showing them toes off.
I got nice feet, she said.
Yeah.
Maybe.
My wife said about my feet.
Yeah, it said we got nice feet turns on, man.
When I come in with them damn Samson sandals on.
Them big wide feet I got, them nice, pretty toes.
Drives her crazy, man.
Yeah.
But anyway.
I bet you my feet way better than your boyfriend's feet.
Yeah.
He got them pale feet, got them pale, white-ass white supremacist feet.
Got them blue veins running through them.
I'm just joking.
Hey, man, it's racist, man.
We talking down to white people.
I'd rather have.
Yeah, I ain't gonna say it.
Well, my feet damn near white too, man.
Yeah.
I can see a couple blue veins in them.
You know, because we red bones, man.
We light-skinned.
But anyway, hey, let me say something.
You got some blue veins too, man.
Yeah, I know.
I was just lying.
I'm light-skinned.
Red bone.
But anyway, you know, she's catching a lot of flack because she's down there in Florida.
And she's in her state.
They're like, it's like them record levels of Omicron there.
And then, you know how everybody, when the governors of state of Texas and Florida came out here, no mask mandates, no vaccine mandates before anybody else did.
All these people are going to all die.
Yeah.
They're going to kill their own citizens.
Just putting all that garbage out there.
Right.
And look at what's going on in New York City.
You can't even function in that city unless you have a vaccine passport.
Yeah, if mask, if mask and vaccines work so good, I don't see a statistical difference between Florida, Texas, New York.
Yeah, if those work, this pandemic would be over.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it?
I mean, I mean, we're at record levels right now with Biden in office.
Remember what Bob said, hey, I ain't gonna shut the country down.
I'm gonna shut this damn COVID down.
This is record numbers.
Yeah, thought you had a plan, you jackass.
You ain't did shit.
AOC ain't did nothing.
Y'all ain't did nothing different than what Trump was gonna do.
And that was your campaign.
If you are a liberal, progressive, moderate, and you voted for that man because you thought he was gonna be able to stop a virus, you are an idiot.
We can't even free Afghanistan.
He's gonna stop a virus.
You're gonna stop a virus?
You're gonna stop global warming too, huh?
You can stop that, huh?
Hey, let me say something.
It takes an act of God to stop a virus.
You know what stops a virus?
A vaccine that provides immunity.
If it doesn't provide immunity, why you call it a vaccine?
Well, you know, they changed the definition.
They took immunity out.
They said protection.
Vaccines provide protection now.
Not immunity.
So, but anyway, I want to say this.
She responded, like, because people was criticizing her for being in Florida.
Won't you go vacation in blue state shit?
California, Hawaii, or something.
Yeah.
Why are you going to that damn free state?
Freedom down there.
That's liberty down there.
Yeah, and she responded with this.
If Republicans are mad, they can't date me, they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend's feet, you creepy weirdos.
The only person that's a weirdo is you.
You took a non-sexual situation, conversation, you made it sexual.
You sound like us.
We can take politics, we go right in sexual direction.
Exactly what you did.
You didn't respond to the criticism.
Yeah, you made it sexual.
You did.
Yeah, she criticized, like, she took the criticism and just diverted it into something else.
She actually victimized herself and her boyfriend.
Yeah.
Instead of handling the criticisms, responding to their questions, you made them an excuse.
Yeah, but I mean, I don't doubt that Republicans would want to have.
Why would you go there?
I'm just saying she looks like a screamer.
It's not like I'm lying.
I mean, but that wasn't in the conversation.
Anybody scratches up.
People are criticizing her for that.
They're not thinking anything sexual.
I mean, since she made it sexual, I'm going to make it sexual.
Yeah.
Oh, she looks like a what?
A screamer.
Too Sexy For My Shirt00:08:10
You know, them girls you bring home, you can hear them outside scream.
She looks like one of those.
Yeah, but for you to bring that up, she like, you just think you're too sexy.
You just too sexy.
That's all everybody thinks about me lickage.
You probably, remember that song, I'm too sexy?
What?
That song, I'm too sexy.
I ain't never heard no damn song too sexy.
No, no, I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy, it hurts.
You probably in the shower singing that bullshit.
I'm too sexy for my.
I think I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy, it hurts.
Hey, you got that song?
I ain't got it.
Yeah, we got it.
I could pull it up, though.
Hey, you didn't give it to the producer?
No, I'm just gonna pull it up on my phone.
The hell's wrong with you?
I didn't plan this asshole.
They can hear it.
Listen, turn the volume up.
Remember that song?
Listen.
I'm too sexy for my love.
Too sexy for my love.
Love's going to leave.
Oh my God, this dude is gay.
I remember that dude, man.
I thought he was mad and masculine.
He'd be getting all kinds of bitches.
That dude was getting straight buttholes.
This dude is gay.
Not that it's anything wrong with gay, but you know, when I was a kid, when I was younger, I didn't see it.
Damn, was he gay?
This dude is Magic Johnson's son gay.
God.
Y'all, people be in the closet.
Gay with them damn fishnet shirts on.
How can I not know he's gay with a fishnet shirt on?
That's why, like, it shocks me.
Like, people that's like in the closet gay.
Yeah.
It's like you think you're in the closet.
Everybody already knows you're gay.
Yeah.
You just got to play along when he came out.
Hey, man, them gals are, oh, man, really?
Damn.
I didn't know that.
No, but I like that song.
Man, I ain't got nothing against gay people.
Yeah, I ain't got nothing.
I just thought he was more masculine.
Yeah, that shit caught me off guard.
That dude was like glowing and gay.
You look into a man's eyes and the way he looks at, oh, my God, you're gay.
Yeah, eyes don't lie, man.
The eyes don't lie.
You look at a man's eyes, and the way if they start to twinkle and sparkle at you, like, oh, man, he's gay.
But anyway.
I didn't caught a couple of gay dudes.
I didn't know they were gay.
And the way you was like, man, why is the dude looking at me like that?
His eyes start sparkling just like a woman.
It throws you off, man.
It's a huge curveball.
Yeah, but ALC.
What else I was going to say about this woman?
Oh, yeah.
It's not all she did, man.
She went to a drag party.
Oh, yeah.
Drag party, yeah.
I guess she, well, check it out.
That's that black guy to like wearing dresses for.
Yeah, how do you say I'm gay without saying it?
What is what is black Jesus wearing back here?
He wearing a robe.
What the hell is that?
He's like, I got some collars on it.
Got some collars.
Got a robe turned around and too.
That dude's doing a damn Cuomo impersonation.
Hey, he's wearing a man.
You see that dude shorts under that leopard thing he was wearing?
Hey, can you bring that back up?
Man, I'm tired of looking at it.
What you bringing up?
I think that dude's wearing underwear.
Hey, I don't know what he's wearing.
Go to the inn.
Look, he got his man bag in his hand, too.
What?
What?
It's a man bag.
That's a man person.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, those, those.
It looks like some sounds.
Hey, go, hey, go back.
I missed it, man.
Let me see.
I just want to make sure my eyes ain't playing tricks on him.
It looks like some Hanes got it.
Pull up that short, man.
That dude wearing Hanes.
I don't know.
What is that he's wearing?
Is that a, what is that?
A poncho he wearing?
It's something feminine.
Yeah, he definitely got it in the women's department.
I know that.
He ain't get that in the men's department.
This is a free country.
Hey, there's freedom.
That's freedom right there.
Yeah, I ain't knocking you hustle, man.
It's freedom right there.
If a man could walk around with a leopard poncho and some hands.
Poncho?
That's what I call freedom.
That's liberty right there.
That's America.
Hey, I mean, I mean, none of y'all wearing masks and stuff.
It's like on the left, you progressives, all mask vaccine mandates.
I mean, if you really believe that, even though you're in a red state where they say you don't have to do any of that, you would wear the mask.
Yeah, if you really believe in what you're saying.
But you're just full of shit.
Yeah.
Where's your boyfriend at?
Even he passed on that damn show.
Yeah, and you know what, man?
He kissed her on the lips, man.
Hey, there's a pandemic going around.
He kissed that girl on the lips.
I mean, do y'all know anything?
I mean, y'all just fought Cuomo.
He invaded people's personal space.
How do your boyfriend feel about this?
A man wearing a leopard poncho and some Haines, kissing your girl on the mouth during the pandemic.
I mean, what the f is wrong with you people?
You give him a pass because he's black and it's gay.
This man is wearing underwear.
And he's holding.
Look like it was something.
He ain't never said might have been some doppels or something.
Man, see no dockers.
That's damn straight.
That's some damn underwear he's wearing.
That goes under your clothes.
Hey, that's freedom.
This is America.
That is freedom.
You can dress however you want to get.
This is America.
That's America right there.
You can do all that, but you got to have a damn vaccine passport and you got to wear a damn mask wherever you go.
There was a drag queen party, right?
I didn't see no drags, though.
Yeah, it was a picture.
You didn't give it to the producer?
Man, you messing the show up, man.
It ain't nobody trying to see that.
Man, put it in post, man.
Here's the picture.
I ain't putting shit in.
That's the picture right here.
You think our fan base can look at all this?
Man, just I mean, it's for context.
It's for context, man.
Whatever.
I'm done talking about AOC.
I know y'all just hypocrites.
Just big time hypocrites.
Yeah, your boyfriend will get mad at that gay man sucking your lips like that.
But I maybe kissed on the forehead.
No, man.
He's still a pandemic.
He's here.
Her forehead is big and ain't that damn big.
Yeah, you know why he kissed her?
Why?
Because she's too sexy for her shirt.
Too sexy for a shirt.
So sexy it hurts.
Oh, man, you crazy as hell.
Damn, go shirt.
Yeah.
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