Hodgetwins - AOC And Boyfriend Vacations In Florida
Aired: 2022-01-06
Duration: 14:40


=== Stop Making It Sexual (06:23) ===

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[00:01:28]  Next stop is Fort Wayne, Indiana.
[00:01:30]  Yeah.
[00:01:31]  First show sold out there, but we had a sexual.
[00:01:34]  All right, today's topic is AOC.
[00:01:36]  It's been a while, huh?
[00:01:37]  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, man.
[00:01:39]  Why people like her so much, man?
[00:01:41]  She ain't did nothing.
[00:01:43]  What she did?
[00:01:44]  Well, she ain't did nothing.
[00:01:49]  This is true.
[00:01:50]  Why y'all love this woman so much?
[00:01:53]  All she is is a shit talker.
[00:02:00]  Anyway, her and her boyfriend's down in Florida, you know, getting some freedom.
[00:02:05]  You look like a white supremacist with them damn white supremacist sandals on.
[00:02:12]  Well, it is Florida.
[00:02:13]  If you're going to wear sandals, you better be in Florida.
[00:02:15]  Yeah.
[00:02:16]  At least you have an excuse.
[00:02:18]  Hot and humid.
[00:02:19]  My wife likes sandals, man.
[00:02:20]  She said it's sexy.
[00:02:21]  Showing them toes off.
[00:02:23]  I got nice feet, she said.
[00:02:24]  Yeah.
[00:02:25]  Maybe.
[00:02:26]  My wife said about my feet.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, it said we got nice feet turns on, man.
[00:02:29]  When I come in with them damn Samson sandals on.
[00:02:32]  Them big wide feet I got, them nice, pretty toes.
[00:02:36]  Drives her crazy, man.
[00:02:37]  Yeah.
[00:02:38]  But anyway.
[00:02:39]  I bet you my feet way better than your boyfriend's feet.
[00:02:42]  Yeah.
[00:02:43]  He got them pale feet, got them pale, white-ass white supremacist feet.
[00:02:47]  Got them blue veins running through them.
[00:02:50]  I'm just joking.
[00:02:51]  Hey, man, it's racist, man.
[00:02:53]  We talking down to white people.
[00:02:54]  I'd rather have.
[00:02:55]  Yeah, I ain't gonna say it.
[00:02:56]  Well, my feet damn near white too, man.
[00:02:58]  Yeah.
[00:02:58]  I can see a couple blue veins in them.
[00:03:00]  You know, because we red bones, man.
[00:03:01]  We light-skinned.
[00:03:03]  But anyway, hey, let me say something.
[00:03:06]  You got some blue veins too, man.
[00:03:08]  Yeah, I know.
[00:03:08]  I was just lying.
[00:03:09]  I'm light-skinned.
[00:03:10]  Red bone.
[00:03:11]  But anyway, you know, she's catching a lot of flack because she's down there in Florida.
[00:03:15]  And she's in her state.
[00:03:17]  They're like, it's like them record levels of Omicron there.
[00:03:21]  And then, you know how everybody, when the governors of state of Texas and Florida came out here, no mask mandates, no vaccine mandates before anybody else did.
[00:03:30]  All these people are going to all die.
[00:03:32]  Yeah.
[00:03:33]  They're going to kill their own citizens.
[00:03:35]  Just putting all that garbage out there.
[00:03:37]  Right.
[00:03:38]  And look at what's going on in New York City.
[00:03:40]  You can't even function in that city unless you have a vaccine passport.
[00:03:42]  Yeah, if mask, if mask and vaccines work so good, I don't see a statistical difference between Florida, Texas, New York.
[00:03:50]  Yeah, if those work, this pandemic would be over.
[00:03:54]  Yeah.
[00:03:55]  Wouldn't it?
[00:03:56]  I mean, I mean, we're at record levels right now with Biden in office.
[00:03:59]  Remember what Bob said, hey, I ain't gonna shut the country down.
[00:04:02]  I'm gonna shut this damn COVID down.
[00:04:05]  This is record numbers.
[00:04:07]  Yeah, thought you had a plan, you jackass.
[00:04:11]  You ain't did shit.
[00:04:12]  AOC ain't did nothing.
[00:04:14]  Y'all ain't did nothing different than what Trump was gonna do.
[00:04:16]  And that was your campaign.
[00:04:18]  If you are a liberal, progressive, moderate, and you voted for that man because you thought he was gonna be able to stop a virus, you are an idiot.
[00:04:27]  We can't even free Afghanistan.
[00:04:29]  He's gonna stop a virus.
[00:04:30]  You're gonna stop a virus?
[00:04:33]  You're gonna stop global warming too, huh?
[00:04:36]  You can stop that, huh?
[00:04:37]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:04:38]  It takes an act of God to stop a virus.
[00:04:44]  You know what stops a virus?
[00:04:46]  A vaccine that provides immunity.
[00:04:49]  If it doesn't provide immunity, why you call it a vaccine?
[00:04:53]  Well, you know, they changed the definition.
[00:04:54]  They took immunity out.
[00:04:56]  They said protection.
[00:04:57]  Vaccines provide protection now.
[00:04:59]  Not immunity.
[00:05:00]  So, but anyway, I want to say this.
[00:05:02]  She responded, like, because people was criticizing her for being in Florida.
[00:05:06]  Won't you go vacation in blue state shit?
[00:05:10]  California, Hawaii, or something.
[00:05:12]  Yeah.
[00:05:13]  Why are you going to that damn free state?
[00:05:14]  Freedom down there.
[00:05:15]  That's liberty down there.
[00:05:16]  Yeah, and she responded with this.
[00:05:19]  If Republicans are mad, they can't date me, they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend's feet, you creepy weirdos.
[00:05:28]  The only person that's a weirdo is you.
[00:05:30]  You took a non-sexual situation, conversation, you made it sexual.
[00:05:35]  You sound like us.
[00:05:38]  We can take politics, we go right in sexual direction.
[00:05:42]  Exactly what you did.
[00:05:43]  You didn't respond to the criticism.
[00:05:44]  Yeah, you made it sexual.
[00:05:46]  You did.
[00:05:46]  Yeah, she criticized, like, she took the criticism and just diverted it into something else.
[00:05:50]  She actually victimized herself and her boyfriend.
[00:05:54]  Yeah.
[00:05:54]  Instead of handling the criticisms, responding to their questions, you made them an excuse.
[00:06:00]  Yeah, but I mean, I don't doubt that Republicans would want to have.
[00:06:05]  Why would you go there?
[00:06:06]  I'm just saying she looks like a screamer.
[00:06:12]  It's not like I'm lying.
[00:06:14]  I mean, but that wasn't in the conversation.
[00:06:16]  Anybody scratches up.
[00:06:18]  People are criticizing her for that.
[00:06:20]  They're not thinking anything sexual.
[00:06:22]  I mean, since she made it sexual, I'm going to make it sexual.
[00:06:25]  Yeah.
[00:06:25]  Oh, she looks like a what?
[00:06:27]  A screamer.

=== Too Sexy For My Shirt (08:10) ===

[00:06:29]  You know, them girls you bring home, you can hear them outside scream.
[00:06:33]  She looks like one of those.
[00:06:36]  Yeah, but for you to bring that up, she like, you just think you're too sexy.
[00:06:41]  You just too sexy.
[00:06:42]  That's all everybody thinks about me lickage.
[00:06:44]  You probably, remember that song, I'm too sexy?
[00:06:46]  What?
[00:06:47]  That song, I'm too sexy.
[00:06:48]  I ain't never heard no damn song too sexy.
[00:06:50]  No, no, I'm too sexy for my shirt.
[00:06:54]  Too sexy for my shirt.
[00:06:56]  So sexy, it hurts.
[00:07:01]  You probably in the shower singing that bullshit.
[00:07:04]  I'm too sexy for my.
[00:07:06]  I think I'm too sexy for my shirt.
[00:07:10]  Too sexy, it hurts.
[00:07:12]  Hey, you got that song?
[00:07:14]  I ain't got it.
[00:07:16]  Yeah, we got it.
[00:07:17]  I could pull it up, though.
[00:07:19]  Hey, you didn't give it to the producer?
[00:07:20]  No, I'm just gonna pull it up on my phone.
[00:07:22]  The hell's wrong with you?
[00:07:23]  I didn't plan this asshole.
[00:07:26]  They can hear it.
[00:07:27]  Listen, turn the volume up.
[00:07:29]  Remember that song?
[00:07:30]  Listen.
[00:07:33]  I'm too sexy for my love.
[00:07:35]  Too sexy for my love.
[00:07:37]  Love's going to leave.
[00:07:39]  Oh my God, this dude is gay.
[00:07:46]  I remember that dude, man.
[00:07:47]  I thought he was mad and masculine.
[00:07:48]  He'd be getting all kinds of bitches.
[00:07:51]  That dude was getting straight buttholes.
[00:07:54]  This dude is gay.
[00:07:56]  Not that it's anything wrong with gay, but you know, when I was a kid, when I was younger, I didn't see it.
[00:08:01]  Damn, was he gay?
[00:08:02]  This dude is Magic Johnson's son gay.
[00:08:06]  God.
[00:08:09]  Y'all, people be in the closet.
[00:08:10]  Gay with them damn fishnet shirts on.
[00:08:14]  How can I not know he's gay with a fishnet shirt on?
[00:08:18]  That's why, like, it shocks me.
[00:08:19]  Like, people that's like in the closet gay.
[00:08:21]  Yeah.
[00:08:22]  It's like you think you're in the closet.
[00:08:24]  Everybody already knows you're gay.
[00:08:26]  Yeah.
[00:08:27]  You just got to play along when he came out.
[00:08:29]  Hey, man, them gals are, oh, man, really?
[00:08:30]  Damn.
[00:08:31]  I didn't know that.
[00:08:35]  No, but I like that song.
[00:08:37]  Man, I ain't got nothing against gay people.
[00:08:38]  Yeah, I ain't got nothing.
[00:08:40]  I just thought he was more masculine.
[00:08:41]  Yeah, that shit caught me off guard.
[00:08:45]  That dude was like glowing and gay.
[00:08:49]  You look into a man's eyes and the way he looks at, oh, my God, you're gay.
[00:08:54]  Yeah, eyes don't lie, man.
[00:08:55]  The eyes don't lie.
[00:08:57]  You look at a man's eyes, and the way if they start to twinkle and sparkle at you, like, oh, man, he's gay.
[00:09:04]  But anyway.
[00:09:04]  I didn't caught a couple of gay dudes.
[00:09:06]  I didn't know they were gay.
[00:09:06]  And the way you was like, man, why is the dude looking at me like that?
[00:09:09]  His eyes start sparkling just like a woman.
[00:09:12]  It throws you off, man.
[00:09:13]  It's a huge curveball.
[00:09:15]  Yeah, but ALC.
[00:09:18]  What else I was going to say about this woman?
[00:09:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:22]  It's not all she did, man.
[00:09:23]  She went to a drag party.
[00:09:24]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:24]  Drag party, yeah.
[00:09:26]  I guess she, well, check it out.
[00:09:34]  That's that black guy to like wearing dresses for.
[00:09:37]  Yeah, how do you say I'm gay without saying it?
[00:09:41]  What is what is black Jesus wearing back here?
[00:09:44]  He wearing a robe.
[00:09:46]  What the hell is that?
[00:09:47]  He's like, I got some collars on it.
[00:09:49]  Got some collars.
[00:09:50]  Got a robe turned around and too.
[00:09:54]  That dude's doing a damn Cuomo impersonation.
[00:09:56]  Hey, he's wearing a man.
[00:09:58]  You see that dude shorts under that leopard thing he was wearing?
[00:10:02]  Hey, can you bring that back up?
[00:10:03]  Man, I'm tired of looking at it.
[00:10:04]  What you bringing up?
[00:10:05]  I think that dude's wearing underwear.
[00:10:07]  Hey, I don't know what he's wearing.
[00:10:09]  Go to the inn.
[00:10:11]  Look, he got his man bag in his hand, too.
[00:10:14]  What?
[00:10:14]  What?
[00:10:14]  It's a man bag.
[00:10:15]  That's a man person.
[00:10:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:17]  Oh, those, those.
[00:10:18]  It looks like some sounds.
[00:10:18]  Hey, go, hey, go back.
[00:10:21]  I missed it, man.
[00:10:21]  Let me see.
[00:10:22]  I just want to make sure my eyes ain't playing tricks on him.
[00:10:24]  It looks like some Hanes got it.
[00:10:25]  Pull up that short, man.
[00:10:26]  That dude wearing Hanes.
[00:10:28]  I don't know.
[00:10:29]  What is that he's wearing?
[00:10:30]  Is that a, what is that?
[00:10:31]  A poncho he wearing?
[00:10:33]  It's something feminine.
[00:10:34]  Yeah, he definitely got it in the women's department.
[00:10:36]  I know that.
[00:10:36]  He ain't get that in the men's department.
[00:10:38]  This is a free country.
[00:10:40]  Hey, there's freedom.
[00:10:41]  That's freedom right there.
[00:10:42]  Yeah, I ain't knocking you hustle, man.
[00:10:44]  It's freedom right there.
[00:10:45]  If a man could walk around with a leopard poncho and some hands.
[00:10:48]  Poncho?
[00:10:49]  That's what I call freedom.
[00:10:51]  That's liberty right there.
[00:10:53]  That's America.
[00:10:56]  Hey, I mean, I mean, none of y'all wearing masks and stuff.
[00:11:00]  It's like on the left, you progressives, all mask vaccine mandates.
[00:11:05]  I mean, if you really believe that, even though you're in a red state where they say you don't have to do any of that, you would wear the mask.
[00:11:12]  Yeah, if you really believe in what you're saying.
[00:11:14]  But you're just full of shit.
[00:11:16]  Yeah.
[00:11:17]  Where's your boyfriend at?
[00:11:18]  Even he passed on that damn show.
[00:11:20]  Yeah, and you know what, man?
[00:11:21]  He kissed her on the lips, man.
[00:11:23]  Hey, there's a pandemic going around.
[00:11:25]  He kissed that girl on the lips.
[00:11:27]  I mean, do y'all know anything?
[00:11:28]  I mean, y'all just fought Cuomo.
[00:11:30]  He invaded people's personal space.
[00:11:32]  How do your boyfriend feel about this?
[00:11:34]  A man wearing a leopard poncho and some Haines, kissing your girl on the mouth during the pandemic.
[00:11:41]  I mean, what the f is wrong with you people?
[00:11:46]  You give him a pass because he's black and it's gay.
[00:11:50]  This man is wearing underwear.
[00:11:52]  And he's holding.
[00:11:53]  Look like it was something.
[00:11:54]  He ain't never said might have been some doppels or something.
[00:11:56]  Man, see no dockers.
[00:11:57]  That's damn straight.
[00:11:58]  That's some damn underwear he's wearing.
[00:12:00]  That goes under your clothes.
[00:12:05]  Hey, that's freedom.
[00:12:06]  This is America.
[00:12:07]  That is freedom.
[00:12:09]  You can dress however you want to get.
[00:12:10]  This is America.
[00:12:11]  That's America right there.
[00:12:12]  You can do all that, but you got to have a damn vaccine passport and you got to wear a damn mask wherever you go.
[00:12:17]  There was a drag queen party, right?
[00:12:20]  I didn't see no drags, though.
[00:12:21]  Yeah, it was a picture.
[00:12:22]  You didn't give it to the producer?
[00:12:25]  Man, you messing the show up, man.
[00:12:27]  It ain't nobody trying to see that.
[00:12:28]  Man, put it in post, man.
[00:12:29]  Here's the picture.
[00:12:30]  I ain't putting shit in.
[00:12:32]  That's the picture right here.
[00:12:34]  You think our fan base can look at all this?
[00:12:35]  Man, just I mean, it's for context.
[00:12:38]  It's for context, man.
[00:12:39]  Whatever.
[00:12:40]  I'm done talking about AOC.
[00:12:41]  I know y'all just hypocrites.
[00:12:43]  Just big time hypocrites.
[00:12:44]  Yeah, your boyfriend will get mad at that gay man sucking your lips like that.
[00:12:48]  But I maybe kissed on the forehead.
[00:12:50]  No, man.
[00:12:51]  He's still a pandemic.
[00:12:52]  He's here.
[00:12:52]  Her forehead is big and ain't that damn big.
[00:12:55]  Yeah, you know why he kissed her?
[00:12:58]  Why?
[00:13:00]  Because she's too sexy for her shirt.
[00:13:04]  Too sexy for a shirt.
[00:13:06]  So sexy it hurts.
[00:13:10]  Oh, man, you crazy as hell.
[00:13:14]  Damn, go shirt.
[00:13:16]  Yeah.
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