Hodgetwins debate Superman's sexuality, with one host claiming the character has "come out of the closet" while the other vehemently denies it as homophobic. Their argument devolves into explicit jokes about erections and oral sex, featuring graphic fan art of Superman engaging in anal sex with Lois Lane or wearing a rainbow cape. They criticize these depictions as "soft porn for kids," suggesting a new "Super Gay Man" character instead, before abruptly pivoting to defend Mike Lindell against censorship claims and promote merchandise discounts. [Automatically generated summary]
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Superman Gets A New Spin00:13:00
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Why are you telling them to go there if they sold out?
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I got some shows in Indiana and Milwaukee and later.
Shut up.
Hey, but anyway, Superman is a homosexual.
I would say homo, but that's derogatory.
That's not.
By today, you can't call somebody homo.
You gotta call them homosexual.
Homo is derogatory.
I mean, all these years I watched Superman in the comic books.
He just came out the closet on us, everybody.
Man, Superman ain't gay.
Ain't no way in hell.
He's Superman.
How can he be gay?
Hey, you can't say that.
Oh, that was homo.
That's homophobic right there.
Yeah, now I say it's homophobic.
I would say it's homosexual insensitive.
What you say, homosexual insensitive?
That's homo insensitive.
Yeah, it's like it's insensitive.
Yeah, but I think homo is the directory.
I can't, I can't.
No, it's I don't think so.
No, no, no.
If that's deroctor.
I'm up, just play it safe.
I'm gonna call them a homosexual.
They like to be called homosexuals, gays, bisexuals, queers.
You can't call them homo.
Hey, hey, hey.
Let's get off of this.
I'm just not trying to.
I'm just trying not to be queer and sensitive.
Man, that's all.
Yeah.
So, Don Lemon.
Of course, Don Lemon's got to come out.
I bet he loves Superman's gay.
I bet you that was his dream when his little boy Superman gets flying there.
Hey, Don, suck me up.
Oh, yes, Superman.
Slam it down my throat.
Hey, been over, Don.
I'm finna pound that ass.
Come flying all in with the cape and shit.
I bet Superman's got a powerful erection hard done.
Yeah, Superpower, when he sticks it in you, it turns into a vibrator, too.
Black B, go easy on me, Superman.
Last time he was here to get my damn colon stapled.
All right, man, we had enough fun.
We had enough fun in the homosexual.
No, man, you can't make Superman bisexual, man.
Let's check out what's going on.
You got to make your own characters, man.
Leave the other characters alone, man.
You got to make them more believable.
See, they ain't got no creativity.
This car just come out a super gay man.
Instead of wearing the red and yellow and blue, it's come out a pink outfit with a pink cape.
No, no, not a pink cape.
Come out with the rainbow cape.
And then you can have right here as a logo, Black Lives Matter.
Mr. Woke Gay Superman.
I think I would actually buy that.
Yeah.
I think that would be hilarious.
Yeah, put a gun on the chest and put a big slash across.
I hate guns.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, on his arm, he's got a biden tattoo.
Tattoo.
Yeah, I was going to show you this video of Don Lemon talking about it.
I'm like.
Why?
Who cares what he thinks?
He's going to waste everybody's time.
What he's had to say was just dumb anyway.
But anyway, we got some pictures.
Yeah, you got some pictures, huh?
Yeah, we got some pictures.
Now, do got a warning.
They're kind of graphic, and they're super gay.
So if you're homophobic, you got to look away.
It's a bunch of gay shit, by the way.
Hey, let me see.
Hey, Superman, pound my asshole.
You're so cute.
Your lips are so voluptuous.
Oh, my cock is so hard.
I'm going to give you a second step on that code.
I'm fitting to blow your back out, boy.
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
Oh, he looks like a man.
He's fitting to bang a member of Antifa.
Yeah, you know, you, you, you.
What is his hair?
Is his hair is printed?
Carrie's pink, man.
Bring that picture back up again.
Well, we got some more pictures.
Go to the next picture.
No, man, look at this picture.
Hey, look at Superman.
Got his leg all up in ass.
Hey, you want to suck me off?
Man, hey, baby, he does look super gay right there, man.
That's very.
Yeah, he's gay.
He's got them big, powerful legs and that little innocent face.
Oh, gay ass faces.
Hey, hey, man, y'all should have got like more creative.
If I was like working at DC Comics, I would have came out like Superman's gay, right?
He came out the closet, and turns out Lois Lane is trans.
She's a dude, too.
Yeah, Superman's, you know, getting the high hard one, the high hard one from behind.
And while he's doing that, it's giving a reach around.
Shit, crazy as hell was coming to this world.
I mean, but when growing up in DC Comics, y'all for real about this shit?
Yeah, I mean, but like, let me say something.
Like, when I looked at comic books and Batman, it had nothing to do about sexuality.
It was all about, you know, doing superhero stuff.
Now you got to put in them, like, it's like, this is no longer, this is like soft porn for kids.
When I looked at Superman, he barely even touched Lois Lane.
That was a red flag right there.
Yeah, I know.
Had that little curl over his forehead.
Gay as hell.
Didn't he know it?
Didn't catch on.
I was like, man, this is Superman.
He ain't banging no chicks in this movie.
It turns out that kid he's banging, that's Lex Luger's son.
I bet Lex Luger's real pissed off.
Oh, you know, Lex Luger looks homophobic.
He's probably calling me every gay name in the book, too.
I can't wait till y'all's Batman Robin version come out.
You know, you know, everybody knows Robin's gay.
Yeah, Robin's definitely the bottom in that relationship.
Definitely bottom boy, man.
Hey, don't, we got some more pics, man.
I think so, man.
That was it, man.
Oh, man.
I found a bunch of gay pics.
Forgot to send them to you.
Oh, man, that's enough, man.
One of them saying it looked like he had an erection in his pants.
That's like, that's just too far right there.
He had an erection in his pants.
Yeah, you can see the bulge, man.
I said, man, this is gay as hell.
Well, they say Superman is bisexual.
No, if you sleep with another man, you're gay.
Yeah, lesbian, there's no such thing as lesbian.
You're gay.
Well, that's a sex thing as a lesbian.
It's another word for a gay woman.
No, you're gay, man.
You're just gay, all these stupid ass names.
You're just gay.
Trying to glorify it.
You're just gay.
Yeah, but Superman can suck you off fast in a speeding book.
What?
Superman.
Suck you off fast in a speeding bullet.
Give you a hand job faster than a locomotive.
You gotta tell Superman to take it easy because he'll just rip your dick off like a ceiling.
Don't even know.
Yeah, Superman got him a good strong grip when he's stroking you off, huh?
Sucking you off, better give you a mean blowjob, man.
Man, y'all gonna burn in hell for that shit.
Hey, um, but no, sis, let me say this.
This is what, you know, like, I'm not, like, we've been labeled like homophobic or whatnot, but I'm not, I'm not against gay people.
We're not homophobic.
I'm not, yeah, we're not homo.
I'm probably a little homo-insensitive.
I'm just tired of y'all, like, shoving it down my throat like a big freaking 12-inch gay cock, and y'all just keep slamming down my damn mouth in everything I see.
No, it's like, that's a, I got a better analogy.
It's like, every time you go to the bathroom, there's a glory hole right there, and it's another dude on the end.
They send it in, I'll suck it off, stick it in here.
They sneaky with it, you know?
They ain't ramming in your face.
It's just speaking of which, I remember I was in the bathroom.
This was a while ago.
Man, don't even tell me that, man.
You didn't told me that story many times.
I was sitting there, and I was just sitting there by myself, right?
And then I heard somebody come in.
You know, when you're in the bathroom all by yourself, when somebody come, you'd be like, like it's Michael Miles just walked in there.
For some reason, it's always a tense moment.
He sits right beside me.
And then I'm just sitting there.
And then he's like, hey.
Hey, man.
Anybody over there?
I didn't say nothing.
He said, hey, man, I can hear you breathing.
So I got all masking.
I said, what?
What do you want?
Hey, man, I don't have any toilet paper over here, man.
Can you give me some?
You stupid, man.
That was up in San Francisco on it.
No, man.
Yeah, it was.
It was in Santa Ana, California.
Man, oh, you remember when San Francisco?
That is the gayest place on this planet.
Every time I looked up, a dude was looking at me like he wanted to suck me off.
I mean, it's like everywhere I look, man.
I think I'm safe from like that.
Dude, like remember that gay dude with the turtleneck dude was following us?
Yeah.
I think he was in the twins or something.
Yeah, he saw us.
Now I know what women go through.
Yeah, man.
Feel like a piece of meat.
It's like, get away from me, man.
Anyway, I ain't gonna tell you the rest of that story.
Yeah.
You might think I'm homophobic or something.
Hey, but yeah, I don't.
I mean, you could, this is a merc.
You could do whatever you want as far as, you know what I mean?
But why are you doing this?
I mean, what's the point?
It's stupid.
Should just come up with another character, man.
Like Super Gay Man.
Instead of an S, it's just a, they have the shield, put a, like a cock in there or something.
Man, what's wrong with you?
Have a shield, have a damn some balls hanging.
Have some balls hanging on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got to have big veins in it.
Yeah, and he's always walking around with cock rings in his pocket.
And his uniform, it's got to have a V-neck.
You know, gay people have a nice thing.
A V-neck or a turtleneck?
He doesn't wear like Superman shoes.
He's got penny loafers on.
Nice brand new shiny penny.
Yeah, got a shiny penny in there.
Hey, man.
Just gay as hell.
Walk around with all hips and shit.
Hey, look, what's going on here?
Somebody's in danger.
Up, up, and away.
He's flying yourself flying away.
Dick all laying on his legs hard.
He's got a huge cock.
Big bones that you're just flying away like that.
Oh, you see, you look it up.
All you see is a huge cock.
All right, man.
I mean, making Superman gay is just ridiculous, man.
I guess, I mean, what they're trying to do is like normalize it.
But that shit is not typical.
It's not.
In fact, if it was typical, the human, the human species would go extinct.
Yeah, man.
But I'm all the gay people.
When you go home, thank your mother and daddy for being straight.
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Yeah, I'm just, I mean, all right, man, it's a crazy world.
It's a crazy world.
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Yeah.
Shit, crazy as hell.
Superman.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Get ready.
You're gonna drown.
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