Hodgetwins - Superman Comes Out Of The Closet
Aired: 2021-10-22
Duration: 15:13


=== Superman Gets A New Spin (13:00) ===

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[00:01:11]  Shut up.
[00:01:11]  Hey, but anyway, Superman is a homosexual.
[00:01:18]  I would say homo, but that's derogatory.
[00:01:22]  That's not.
[00:01:22]  By today, you can't call somebody homo.
[00:01:24]  You gotta call them homosexual.
[00:01:28]  Homo is derogatory.
[00:01:30]  I mean, all these years I watched Superman in the comic books.
[00:01:33]  He just came out the closet on us, everybody.
[00:01:35]  Man, Superman ain't gay.
[00:01:36]  Ain't no way in hell.
[00:01:38]  He's Superman.
[00:01:39]  How can he be gay?
[00:01:41]  Hey, you can't say that.
[00:01:42]  Oh, that was homo.
[00:01:43]  That's homophobic right there.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, now I say it's homophobic.
[00:01:46]  I would say it's homosexual insensitive.
[00:01:51]  What you say, homosexual insensitive?
[00:01:58]  That's homo insensitive.
[00:02:00]  Yeah, it's like it's insensitive.
[00:02:02]  Yeah, but I think homo is the directory.
[00:02:03]  I can't, I can't.
[00:02:04]  No, it's I don't think so.
[00:02:06]  No, no, no.
[00:02:07]  If that's deroctor.
[00:02:08]  I'm up, just play it safe.
[00:02:09]  I'm gonna call them a homosexual.
[00:02:11]  They like to be called homosexuals, gays, bisexuals, queers.
[00:02:14]  You can't call them homo.
[00:02:16]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:02:17]  Let's get off of this.
[00:02:18]  I'm just not trying to.
[00:02:20]  I'm just trying not to be queer and sensitive.
[00:02:23]  Man, that's all.
[00:02:24]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  So, Don Lemon.
[00:02:26]  Of course, Don Lemon's got to come out.
[00:02:28]  I bet he loves Superman's gay.
[00:02:31]  I bet you that was his dream when his little boy Superman gets flying there.
[00:02:35]  Hey, Don, suck me up.
[00:02:40]  Oh, yes, Superman.
[00:02:42]  Slam it down my throat.
[00:02:44]  Hey, been over, Don.
[00:02:44]  I'm finna pound that ass.
[00:02:49]  Come flying all in with the cape and shit.
[00:02:55]  I bet Superman's got a powerful erection hard done.
[00:03:00]  Yeah, Superpower, when he sticks it in you, it turns into a vibrator, too.
[00:03:06]  Black B, go easy on me, Superman.
[00:03:08]  Last time he was here to get my damn colon stapled.
[00:03:16]  All right, man, we had enough fun.
[00:03:17]  We had enough fun in the homosexual.
[00:03:19]  No, man, you can't make Superman bisexual, man.
[00:03:22]  Let's check out what's going on.
[00:03:23]  You got to make your own characters, man.
[00:03:24]  Leave the other characters alone, man.
[00:03:26]  You got to make them more believable.
[00:03:27]  See, they ain't got no creativity.
[00:03:29]  This car just come out a super gay man.
[00:03:33]  Instead of wearing the red and yellow and blue, it's come out a pink outfit with a pink cape.
[00:03:39]  No, no, not a pink cape.
[00:03:40]  Come out with the rainbow cape.
[00:03:43]  And then you can have right here as a logo, Black Lives Matter.
[00:03:49]  Mr. Woke Gay Superman.
[00:03:52]  I think I would actually buy that.
[00:03:54]  Yeah.
[00:03:54]  I think that would be hilarious.
[00:03:56]  Yeah, put a gun on the chest and put a big slash across.
[00:03:59]  I hate guns.
[00:04:01]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Hey, hey, on his arm, he's got a biden tattoo.
[00:04:07]  Tattoo.
[00:04:08]  Yeah, I was going to show you this video of Don Lemon talking about it.
[00:04:11]  I'm like.
[00:04:12]  Why?
[00:04:12]  Who cares what he thinks?
[00:04:16]  He's going to waste everybody's time.
[00:04:19]  What he's had to say was just dumb anyway.
[00:04:21]  But anyway, we got some pictures.
[00:04:23]  Yeah, you got some pictures, huh?
[00:04:24]  Yeah, we got some pictures.
[00:04:25]  Now, do got a warning.
[00:04:26]  They're kind of graphic, and they're super gay.
[00:04:31]  So if you're homophobic, you got to look away.
[00:04:33]  It's a bunch of gay shit, by the way.
[00:04:37]  Hey, let me see.
[00:04:38]  Hey, Superman, pound my asshole.
[00:04:42]  You're so cute.
[00:04:43]  Your lips are so voluptuous.
[00:04:45]  Oh, my cock is so hard.
[00:04:48]  I'm going to give you a second step on that code.
[00:04:52]  I'm fitting to blow your back out, boy.
[00:04:56]  Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
[00:04:57]  Oh, he looks like a man.
[00:04:58]  He's fitting to bang a member of Antifa.
[00:05:00]  Yeah, you know, you, you, you.
[00:05:03]  What is his hair?
[00:05:04]  Is his hair is printed?
[00:05:05]  Carrie's pink, man.
[00:05:06]  Bring that picture back up again.
[00:05:09]  Well, we got some more pictures.
[00:05:10]  Go to the next picture.
[00:05:11]  No, man, look at this picture.
[00:05:12]  Hey, look at Superman.
[00:05:13]  Got his leg all up in ass.
[00:05:16]  Hey, you want to suck me off?
[00:05:21]  Man, hey, baby, he does look super gay right there, man.
[00:05:25]  That's very.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, he's gay.
[00:05:27]  He's got them big, powerful legs and that little innocent face.
[00:05:30]  Oh, gay ass faces.
[00:05:34]  Hey, hey, man, y'all should have got like more creative.
[00:05:37]  If I was like working at DC Comics, I would have came out like Superman's gay, right?
[00:05:42]  He came out the closet, and turns out Lois Lane is trans.
[00:05:46]  She's a dude, too.
[00:05:47]  Yeah, Superman's, you know, getting the high hard one, the high hard one from behind.
[00:05:52]  And while he's doing that, it's giving a reach around.
[00:05:59]  Shit, crazy as hell was coming to this world.
[00:06:01]  I mean, but when growing up in DC Comics, y'all for real about this shit?
[00:06:05]  Yeah, I mean, but like, let me say something.
[00:06:07]  Like, when I looked at comic books and Batman, it had nothing to do about sexuality.
[00:06:14]  It was all about, you know, doing superhero stuff.
[00:06:17]  Now you got to put in them, like, it's like, this is no longer, this is like soft porn for kids.
[00:06:23]  When I looked at Superman, he barely even touched Lois Lane.
[00:06:27]  That was a red flag right there.
[00:06:28]  Yeah, I know.
[00:06:29]  Had that little curl over his forehead.
[00:06:31]  Gay as hell.
[00:06:32]  Didn't he know it?
[00:06:33]  Didn't catch on.
[00:06:35]  I was like, man, this is Superman.
[00:06:36]  He ain't banging no chicks in this movie.
[00:06:38]  It turns out that kid he's banging, that's Lex Luger's son.
[00:06:45]  I bet Lex Luger's real pissed off.
[00:06:47]  Oh, you know, Lex Luger looks homophobic.
[00:06:52]  He's probably calling me every gay name in the book, too.
[00:06:55]  I can't wait till y'all's Batman Robin version come out.
[00:06:59]  You know, you know, everybody knows Robin's gay.
[00:07:01]  Yeah, Robin's definitely the bottom in that relationship.
[00:07:04]  Definitely bottom boy, man.
[00:07:06]  Hey, don't, we got some more pics, man.
[00:07:08]  I think so, man.
[00:07:11]  That was it, man.
[00:07:13]  Oh, man.
[00:07:14]  I found a bunch of gay pics.
[00:07:16]  Forgot to send them to you.
[00:07:17]  Oh, man, that's enough, man.
[00:07:20]  One of them saying it looked like he had an erection in his pants.
[00:07:23]  That's like, that's just too far right there.
[00:07:26]  He had an erection in his pants.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, you can see the bulge, man.
[00:07:29]  I said, man, this is gay as hell.
[00:07:35]  Well, they say Superman is bisexual.
[00:07:38]  No, if you sleep with another man, you're gay.
[00:07:40]  Yeah, lesbian, there's no such thing as lesbian.
[00:07:43]  You're gay.
[00:07:44]  Well, that's a sex thing as a lesbian.
[00:07:46]  It's another word for a gay woman.
[00:07:47]  No, you're gay, man.
[00:07:48]  You're just gay, all these stupid ass names.
[00:07:50]  You're just gay.
[00:07:51]  Trying to glorify it.
[00:07:52]  You're just gay.
[00:07:54]  Yeah, but Superman can suck you off fast in a speeding book.
[00:07:58]  What?
[00:07:58]  Superman.
[00:07:59]  Suck you off fast in a speeding bullet.
[00:08:02]  Give you a hand job faster than a locomotive.
[00:08:08]  You gotta tell Superman to take it easy because he'll just rip your dick off like a ceiling.
[00:08:12]  Don't even know.
[00:08:16]  Yeah, Superman got him a good strong grip when he's stroking you off, huh?
[00:08:20]  Sucking you off, better give you a mean blowjob, man.
[00:08:25]  Man, y'all gonna burn in hell for that shit.
[00:08:31]  Hey, um, but no, sis, let me say this.
[00:08:33]  This is what, you know, like, I'm not, like, we've been labeled like homophobic or whatnot, but I'm not, I'm not against gay people.
[00:08:40]  We're not homophobic.
[00:08:41]  I'm not, yeah, we're not homo.
[00:08:42]  I'm probably a little homo-insensitive.
[00:08:46]  I'm just tired of y'all, like, shoving it down my throat like a big freaking 12-inch gay cock, and y'all just keep slamming down my damn mouth in everything I see.
[00:08:55]  No, it's like, that's a, I got a better analogy.
[00:08:57]  It's like, every time you go to the bathroom, there's a glory hole right there, and it's another dude on the end.
[00:09:01]  They send it in, I'll suck it off, stick it in here.
[00:09:06]  They sneaky with it, you know?
[00:09:08]  They ain't ramming in your face.
[00:09:10]  It's just speaking of which, I remember I was in the bathroom.
[00:09:12]  This was a while ago.
[00:09:13]  Man, don't even tell me that, man.
[00:09:15]  You didn't told me that story many times.
[00:09:17]  I was sitting there, and I was just sitting there by myself, right?
[00:09:22]  And then I heard somebody come in.
[00:09:23]  You know, when you're in the bathroom all by yourself, when somebody come, you'd be like, like it's Michael Miles just walked in there.
[00:09:29]  For some reason, it's always a tense moment.
[00:09:32]  He sits right beside me.
[00:09:34]  And then I'm just sitting there.
[00:09:37]  And then he's like, hey.
[00:09:42]  Hey, man.
[00:09:45]  Anybody over there?
[00:09:50]  I didn't say nothing.
[00:09:54]  He said, hey, man, I can hear you breathing.
[00:10:01]  So I got all masking.
[00:10:02]  I said, what?
[00:10:02]  What do you want?
[00:10:06]  Hey, man, I don't have any toilet paper over here, man.
[00:10:10]  Can you give me some?
[00:10:14]  You stupid, man.
[00:10:17]  That was up in San Francisco on it.
[00:10:19]  No, man.
[00:10:20]  Yeah, it was.
[00:10:21]  It was in Santa Ana, California.
[00:10:22]  Man, oh, you remember when San Francisco?
[00:10:25]  That is the gayest place on this planet.
[00:10:27]  Every time I looked up, a dude was looking at me like he wanted to suck me off.
[00:10:32]  I mean, it's like everywhere I look, man.
[00:10:35]  I think I'm safe from like that.
[00:10:36]  Dude, like remember that gay dude with the turtleneck dude was following us?
[00:10:43]  Yeah.
[00:10:43]  I think he was in the twins or something.
[00:10:46]  Yeah, he saw us.
[00:10:48]  Now I know what women go through.
[00:10:50]  Yeah, man.
[00:10:51]  Feel like a piece of meat.
[00:10:53]  It's like, get away from me, man.
[00:10:56]  Anyway, I ain't gonna tell you the rest of that story.
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:10:59]  You might think I'm homophobic or something.
[00:11:01]  Hey, but yeah, I don't.
[00:11:03]  I mean, you could, this is a merc.
[00:11:05]  You could do whatever you want as far as, you know what I mean?
[00:11:07]  But why are you doing this?
[00:11:09]  I mean, what's the point?
[00:11:11]  It's stupid.
[00:11:12]  Should just come up with another character, man.
[00:11:14]  Like Super Gay Man.
[00:11:15]  Instead of an S, it's just a, they have the shield, put a, like a cock in there or something.
[00:11:22]  Man, what's wrong with you?
[00:11:24]  Have a shield, have a damn some balls hanging.
[00:11:30]  Have some balls hanging on.
[00:11:32]  Yeah.
[00:11:33]  Yeah.
[00:11:36]  It's got to have big veins in it.
[00:11:37]  Yeah, and he's always walking around with cock rings in his pocket.
[00:11:48]  And his uniform, it's got to have a V-neck.
[00:11:50]  You know, gay people have a nice thing.
[00:11:52]  A V-neck or a turtleneck?
[00:11:56]  He doesn't wear like Superman shoes.
[00:11:59]  He's got penny loafers on.
[00:12:02]  Nice brand new shiny penny.
[00:12:04]  Yeah, got a shiny penny in there.
[00:12:09]  Hey, man.
[00:12:10]  Just gay as hell.
[00:12:13]  Walk around with all hips and shit.
[00:12:16]  Hey, look, what's going on here?
[00:12:18]  Somebody's in danger.
[00:12:21]  Up, up, and away.
[00:12:25]  He's flying yourself flying away.
[00:12:26]  Dick all laying on his legs hard.
[00:12:30]  He's got a huge cock.
[00:12:32]  Big bones that you're just flying away like that.
[00:12:34]  Oh, you see, you look it up.
[00:12:35]  All you see is a huge cock.
[00:12:41]  All right, man.
[00:12:42]  I mean, making Superman gay is just ridiculous, man.
[00:12:45]  I guess, I mean, what they're trying to do is like normalize it.
[00:12:50]  But that shit is not typical.
[00:12:52]  It's not.
[00:12:53]  In fact, if it was typical, the human, the human species would go extinct.
[00:13:00]  Yeah, man.
[00:13:01]  But I'm all the gay people.
[00:13:02]  When you go home, thank your mother and daddy for being straight.

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