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Oct. 15, 2021 - Hodgetwins
15:23
'Freedom Day' Sydney Australia Reopens

Hodgetwins celebrate Sydney's reopening after four months of lockdown, criticizing Australia's government as tyrants for unnecessary restrictions and border closures. They contrast these measures with the US, noting unvaccinated residents must stay home until December 1st while vaccinated travelers gain international access next month. Despite skepticism about vaccine efficacy versus natural immunity, they warn the virus remains airborne, urging continued mask-wearing. The segment concludes by promoting merchandise linking the pandemic's origin to China, framing the event as a hard-won victory for personal liberty against authoritarian overreach. [Automatically generated summary]

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Getting Freedom Back Soon 00:13:19
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show today, Keith.
Yeah.
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We're going to be in Oklahoma City.
Yep.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
But anyway, Australia.
Man, that's a beautiful country.
I've been there.
Been there twice.
Sydney, Melbourne.
Beautiful country.
Yeah.
At the time when I was there, I didn't have no idea it was ran by a bunch of Nazis.
Nazis.
Oh, Tyrants.
Yeah, that country is beautiful.
The food is great.
It's just beautiful.
I didn't want to come back to America.
Yeah, but I had to have, you know, America.
Beautiful country, man.
Got kids had to come back.
Lovely place to visit, man.
It's a great country.
We went to Sydney.
I already talked about it.
Went down there by the water.
What's that big old thing we went to go see?
The opera house.
Yeah, we went and saw that thing.
Was it Melbourne?
Great, great place.
I thought Melbourne was beautiful, man.
Then I went to Sydney.
I was like, oh my gosh.
They're both nice.
It's paradise out there.
But I'm sure y'all have heard that these people, you know how we were locked down when the virus first hit?
Yeah.
They still locked down out there.
You people are stupid.
You people are a bunch of pussy.
You think they would have allowed that here in America?
Yeah.
Man, these bills have been burning down.
Man, it's been total chaos out there.
I thought Black Lives Matter, I was going to cause all kinds of chaos.
I'd have had my Antifa shit on, I had my mask on, had my bricks in one hand, and my molotine cocktails in the other.
Shit, it's gonna burn.
Nah, I wouldn't have did that.
Yeah, but we just joking.
We wouldn't have did that.
I wouldn't have done that.
I'm a patriot.
I'm a patron.
I'm a civilized sister.
I'd have never done none of that.
We low-abiding citizens.
But anyway, they're still locked down.
It's so bad that they put signs on that door saying who's vaccinated, who's not.
So it shows your neighbors.
You leave your house, your neighbors like, yeah, this bitch just left the house.
He ain't vaccinated.
They doing it like that out there.
That's crazy.
But just show them the video, man.
But things are on the things about to change.
About to get the freedom back.
They're about to get your freedom back.
Y'all's gonna be free again.
Y'all's gonna be free again.
I'm free.
Mass are gonna let y'all be free.
I was a free man.
Check out this video.
Residents of Sydney, Australia filed into their favorite bars on Monday as much of the city prepared to reopen after nearly four months of lockdown.
Hey, cheers, boys.
Sydney's reopening Australia seeks to shift its strategy by gradually lifting restrictions across the country upon reaching vaccination targets.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison celebrated the news at a press conference on Monday.
Pushballs, pushballs.
Pushballs.
You say everybody's walking out of mask.
This asshole walks out with no mask on.
That's some bullshit, man.
You people over there are a bunch of pussies, man.
Why you say that?
Y'all let y'all's government run over y'all like that, man.
Hey, we've been over that.
I mean, I'm looking at the video.
Y'all don't see the hypocrisy.
Y'all walk around with masks outside.
This dude comes out of his house, but comes out wherever he has no mask on.
You guys, you people, you blokes, you mates, y'all just stewage.
Y'all know what stewage is, right?
Remember the Titanic?
The rich people's on the top and the stewage is at the bottom.
Yes, what y'all are, stewage?
Y'all need to wake up, mate.
Stop being a bunch of stupid blokes out there.
What the bloody hell's wrong with you?
You some bloody idiots.
All right, I'm just fucking funny, y'all.
Show the video.
Been looking forward to the day we, the things we take for granted, we'll celebrate.
What an asshole.
Staying with family and friends, getting a haircut, grabbing a meal together, going to the pub and having a beer with your mates.
Oh, man, you dumb.
These are things that across New South Wales and particularly in Sydney, people will be able to do again today.
Under the relaxed rules for New South Wales, Australia's most populous state, retail stores, gyms, and restaurants have reopened with reduced capacity.
While vaccinated people can gather in bigger groups and attend weddings and funerals.
Oh, wow, that's nice.
The state aims to hit an 80% vaccination rate later this month, which will be the trigger to relax the distancing units.
But the unvaccinated must remain at home until December 1st.
Do that?
Australia's international borders have been largely shut for a year and a half.
Wow.
With vaccination finally gaining momentum.
These idiots after a slow start.
The country plans to allow fully vaccinated residents to enter and leave freely starting next month.
They had that international borders.
Did I hear that correctly?
A year and a half?
You couldn't fly in that country.
Like, when Trump closed the borders, they called him...
What do you call him?
Racist?
Yeah, he was doing too much.
He was xenophobic.
He was scared.
He was saying.
He didn't like Asian people coming in.
He didn't like them Chinese people bringing that shit over.
Keep your Chinese ass in China.
You know why we call it a Chinese virus?
Because it's from China.
I mean, it makes sense.
It started in China.
Why don't you?
Hey, y'all can't come here, man.
Y'all got some stuff going on out there.
Y'all can't come in.
Sorry, you can't come in here.
What?
You was just visiting China.
Oh, damn.
Hey, let me say something.
Don't say something.
I mean, when Trump did that, I mean, y'all did that for like a year and like a half.
Did I hear that correct?
Did she say like a year and a half?
It takes four months.
No, they shut down the board.
The board force.
For a year and a half.
And what was the Democrats calling Trump when he did what he did?
Yeah.
It's all politics, though.
I mean, that's my point.
Yeah.
It's all politics.
But y'all hear the unvaccinated, they got to stay in that house to December 1st.
They can't leave the house.
When y'all people are going to wake up and stand up for your freedom.
Man, you mates, you blokes a bunch of...
Okay, what?
I want to say this.
Can I say something?
Can I say something?
Say it.
Say it.
You can't talk to a stupid person.
That gummy is stupid.
They're idiots.
It's like talking to a brick wall.
You can't talk to them.
You can't reason with them.
Okay, stop talking to me.
Look here.
Okay, so y'all almost 80% vaccinated.
Y'all fitting to find out how effective that vaccine is.
Now, my gut's telling me it's not very effective.
I mean, all the scientists, all the people that are experts, like, you know, Dr. Faustina, they say it's safe and it's effective.
Y'all about to find out.
Something I think I already know.
Mm-hmm.
Shit's finna get real in Australia.
Y'all think y'all gonna sit there and just wait out a virus?
Y'all in y'all's house hiding from a virus.
Natural, okay, what do you call it?
Herd immunity?
Herd immunity is established when the population is vaccinated or people are exposed to the virus and they build natural immunity.
Everybody knows natural immunity is stronger.
That's well, we don't know that.
Take that back.
Take it back.
What?
Oh, that's right.
I can't say that no more.
That's right.
We lost our freedom of speech over this.
I'm sorry, YouTube.
I was supposed to say that.
I was dead wrong.
It was anti-science.
That was fake.
I'll take it all back.
Okay.
So what I'm going to say is, what I want to say is, personally, well, I can't say that.
We're fitting to find out how much that protection y'all shooting in y'all, how much protection that's going to give you.
Yeah, cuz y'all just kick that can down the road.
You go prolonging the inevitable.
Yeah.
You fitting to.
I like to say that again.
You fitting to prolong that.
And that was out there kicking that damn can all the way down the road around the corner up to straight back down the street back where you started.
You've been doing that shit for a year.
Mate, you finna find out.
Things finna get crazy.
Yeah, because it was crazy here, and it's been crazy all over the world.
It hasn't been crazy there.
Like I see y'all's news reports.
Oh, 20 new infections.
Three people lost their life.
Yeah.
Man, that's how serious it's getting, man.
That's thousands.
Yeah, that's the way it was out here when we were locked down.
Yeah.
So, I mean, maybe this vaccine is effective.
Yeah, I think y'all are not going to have no huge spikes, but.
Maybe they're saying the vaccine is stronger than natural immunity.
So I'm thinking, I'm thinking, if that's true, you have nothing to worry about.
Damn, man, you short as Dr. Fawcett.
You tiny person with a big head.
Yeah, Dr. Fawcett's about this tall head my size.
See, my head goes on somebody that's six foot two.
Dr. Fawcett's what?
I don't know.
And his head's the size of mine.
Well, he's a scientist.
He got them big brains, man.
You can't fix it, man.
All I'm going to say is this.
You can't fix it.
Okay, I'm the black Dr. Fawcett now.
Hey, you can't fix it.
I'm going to play like Dr. Fawcett.
He's crazy as hell.
No, I ain't trying to look like that sucker.
Oh.
So I got hard and stood up.
All I'm saying is this, y'all better be washing your hands and just be careful.
Dr. Fawcett says wear two and three masks.
I was keep doing that.
He was saying that even though you're vaccinated.
So that should kind of tell you something.
Yeah, they're giving me back y'all's freedom slowly but surely.
But if a government is that strong to take it away from you and that easy to give it back to you, they can so very easily take it away from you again.
Even though y'all might be 80, 90% vaccinated.
Yeah, because they've did that in Israel, Singapore, and they released everybody out and say, okay, we're all vaccinated.
And boom.
Yeah, y'all, you people have, and I mean you people, y'all have a tyrannical government.
That's crazy, man.
They've been, Border's been locked down for a year.
That's crazy as hell, man.
Y'all think that virus is just going now because y'all got that shot.
That virus still out there.
It's been waiting on y'all.
Look over.
It's flying up in the air.
They're like, man, wish that herb would come out.
You ever see them damn buzzards circling when they find something dead?
That's what the virus has been doing.
Yeah.
Because y'all know that shit's airborne, right?
Just floating around, just waiting for y'all to come out and find them a host.
Y'all gonna come out.
Oh, here they come.
Woo!
They got the freedom back.
They got their freedom back.
Now I'm gonna get my freedom.
It's gonna fly right.
You will have a mascot.
It's gonna fly right up in your fing eyeball.
Because you're even covering your damn eyes up.
But hopefully I'm wrong.
You ain't.
But I'm telling you, you better be washing your hands.
Social dis I'm telling you, you should still probably kind of do that.
Well, now get it over with.
Yeah.
You got to get that herd immunity.
You ain't going to get that till a bunch of y'all get sick as hell with it.
Some people are going to get real sick.
Some people don't.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Everybody can see that.
Tyrannical, mate.
Bloody blokes.
Beautiful country.
Beautiful country.
I love the people, but your government officials, what are you doing?
I told you your phone keep ringing.
It's vibrating like y'all damn vibrators on the top.
I wouldn't know I don't have vibrate.
You got vibrating?
You into that stuff, huh?
Yeah, I like that.
Still vibrating on you, huh?
Yeah.
Gay as hell, man.
No, it's not for me.
It's not for you?
No, of course it ain't.
What we talking about?
Well, you brought it up.
You talking about vibrators getting hard and wrecking and sitting up.
No, but hopefully everything works out.
But I'm thinking y'all are going to experience everywhere else in the world has experienced.
Like your leaders of your country think they're so smart when they're actually a bunch of f ⁇ ing idiots.
Y'all lost a year of y'all's life, many of y'all freedoms, and you're going to lose it very soonly when y'all spot your rates of infection.
But hopefully, but hopefully.
But hopefully that damn, whatever they squirting in y'all is.
Hopefully that shit is better than natural immunity, man.
What they say.
That's what the scientists say.
Leaders Are Actually Idiots 00:01:57
Yeah.
I can say that, but I can't say the other thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Natural immunity is like, yeah.
Yeah, natural immunity sucks from what I hear from scientists.
You don't want that natural shit.
You want the shot.
You want that chemical put in.
You want that man-made stuff.
It's a crazy world we live in.
It's a crazy world.
You blokes are screwed.
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We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that's just that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
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