Hodgetwins promote merchandise and tour dates before dissecting Barack Obama's 60th birthday as a "super spreader event" where unmasked attendees allegedly ignored safety protocols. They mock CNN's crowd description, debate indoor versus outdoor definitions using tent analogies, and criticize Nancy Pelosi's age while claiming COVID is racist because it turns Black feet blue. Asserting vaccines fail to prevent infection, they note 75% of Massachusetts sick patients were vaccinated and conclude by praising Mike Lindell as a patriot supporting free speech with discount codes like "Chinese Virus." [Automatically generated summary]
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Freedom of Speech Over Here00:09:32
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Yeah.
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Hey, I've already said all that.
See, I've been noticing comments.
Y'all said I need to lighten up and stop being mean.
Tell this dude to stop pissing me off.
I'm going to put a smile on my face.
Just do him a job, man, like you told me.
So I'm going to be a nice, I'm going to be all nice and tipper.
That's good, man.
You don't need a tampon today, man.
But anyway, maybe you should switch over to the pad.
Maybe that tampon is just irritating, you know?
Just go with a nice pad, you know.
See, already pissed you off.
You can't take a joke, man.
No, okay.
Hey, Kelvin.
Go with the pad, man.
Okay.
Don't go with the thing rammed up you.
Rammed up me?
Yeah, I don't see how women do that.
Well, how would I know?
I'm not a female.
I don't have a vagina.
I just think you'd be a lot more comfortable if you wore a pad.
Well, think about it.
They like stuff rammed up in them.
You crazy as hell for that.
Let me know in the comments.
What do you prefer?
A pad or a tampon?
All right, Kel, let's get to the topic.
That's the question of the day.
We need to do more of that, man.
Question of the day.
Hey, I want to talk about Obama.
Man.
All right.
Hey, man.
I mean, I'm just thinking that's a great idea, man.
Question of the day.
Yeah.
Today was about tampons.
Okay, Kevin.
And it'd be totally, it won't even have to deal with politics.
Hey, Kelv.
Okay.
Obama.
I hate to say this, but white people, what are we going to do about this?
We got to do something about this.
Man, this is what you call cooning.
No, it ain't cooning.
That's a problem with this.
We got to fix this shit.
They telling us one thing, and they're doing the direct opposite.
I'm tired of this.
Hey, nigga.
What are we going to do about this?
Y'all don't see the hard practice with this man doing.
Hey, um, no, you mean hey, um, what?
Start off.
I hate starting shit over.
What's wrong with you?
You trying to censor yourself?
It's freedom of speech over here.
That's the First Amendment right here, baby.
First Amendment.
But I don't like using that N-word, man.
That's why y'all never hear me use it because I rather refer to other black people as my brother, my sister.
I don't call other black people niggas, but I just thought it was funny to say this.
Well, Obama's not my brother, and he's definitely not my sister.
Obama, I actually want to thank you, man.
You did a lot for me, man.
Yeah?
Yeah, man.
What the hell did he do for you?
He helped me become conservative, man.
Oh, yeah.
Helped turn me into an Uncle Tom.
I want to thank you for that.
I will never vote for another Democrat as long as I live.
So long as I don't have a gun in my head.
Yeah, even if he's black, I don't care if he's Chinese, Puerto Rican.
He's got to have conservative values.
That's the only thing I vote for.
Yeah.
I don't vote based on the color of my skin anymore.
He hurt my pocketbook, man.
That man wrote, that man raised my insurance rates through the roof.
I lost money.
Little Obamacare.
Yeah.
But anyway, we're going to talk about his birthday bash.
Yeah, his super spreader event.
If they were Republican, that's what they would call it.
Oh, God, look.
No mask, no vaccines?
What?
Super spreader event.
They claim they were vaccinated.
I don't give a shit.
If I still got to wear a mask and I'm vaccinated.
Yeah.
Well, you get the whole birthday bash without damn mask on.
But anyway, this is him at his party.
Yeah.
They said he scaled it back.
He scared it back.
It's hundreds of them.
Well, I was going to say the N-word again.
Yeah.
Ah, screw it.
There's hundreds of niggas in here.
Man.
There's niggas as far as the eye can see.
You know, black people took our black card.
We can't actually say that.
Well, we still black.
They can't take my black card from me because I got different views in there.
I'm still black.
Hey, I'm black.
I can say the n-word.
So I didn't write cruels.
Hey, if rappers can rap about it and make me as a, I can say it too.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm black.
I'm still black.
I know black people, y'all tried to take my race card, but you can't take the pigment out of my skin.
You can't do it.
You can't take these big lips off my face.
I could grow my mustache and cover it up, but I got some magnum PI action going.
Yeah, man, covering that whole top lip up, man.
Look at that, man.
This starts to look like white supremacists.
Hey, man, I'm going to grow this.
I'm going to grow this mustache out, man.
It's so long, it's going to cover up both my lips.
And then I'm going to take the ends.
I'm going to twist it just to piss off everybody.
I ain't doing that.
That's going to trigger the hell out of people.
What am I looking at?
Sherlock Holmes?
All right.
Hey, man, let's get serious on this.
Yeah.
Let's get serious on this.
The thing I want to say.
Let me.
Well, you want to do some talking?
Yeah.
Look what CNN, how they responded to this.
Yeah.
Other people said, you know, this is really being overblown.
They're following all the safety precautions.
People are going to sporting events that are bigger than this.
This is going to be safe.
This is a sophisticated, vaccinated crowd.
And this is just about optics.
It's not about safety.
Sophisticated.
What does that mean, intelligent?
Hey, pull up the picture of Obama's house.
Hey, they're sophisticated.
Yeah, these people are intelligent.
That's what you're trying to say, right?
Yeah, they're sophisticated.
We're here on the right.
We're just a bunch of dumb monkeys, I guess.
Right, look, okay, this sophisticated person, this intelligent person who believes in climate change, he believes this house that he paid like $12 million for, this estate, it's going to be an ocean in 10 years.
How many sophisticated people would normally go out and buy a multi-million dollar house knowing damn good and well that bitch is going to sink?
And not only that, why would you call, didn't Michelle Obama say?
Yeah, white flight.
Yeah, she said when black people move in the neighborhood, white people move out.
Yeah.
How sophisticated can you be saying something like that in the year 2020, 2021?
Hey, Michelle, how many white people move out of Martha's venue when y'all move y'all's black asses in there?
Probably none, right?
Because it has nothing to do about race.
Yeah.
Has to do about, you know, you know, how they behave when they move in.
If I see some people moving in, look like a bunch of gangsters.
I don't care if they're black, white, purple, green.
They sagging their pants, got gold teeth in them out.
I'm moving.
I'm moving out.
Time to pack my shit up and leave.
Yeah, but these people are so sophisticated.
They said this party was not inside.
It's been held outside.
But he put up this big ass tent outside.
Right?
You know, for a sophisticated person, intelligent person, you know, when you go from inside to outside, but you put up a tent outside, you will still inside.
Yeah, just because you put the tent outside of your house don't mean you still outside.
You're now inside.
But these people are sophisticated.
Look here, buddy.
Let me explain something.
I'm a little bit more sophisticated than y'all.
I hate to, but I know it's messed up.
I'm just more sophisticated.
Look, let me give you an example.
Let me give you an analogy because you ain't sophisticated.
It's the Horace Twins, right?
According to your CNN experts, if I go outside and I go camping, right, I sleep on a tree, I'm still outside.
Yeah.
Now, if I bring a tent or a TP with me and I sleep inside the TP or the tent, I am no longer outside.
Bet y'all didn't know that, huh?
You remember during COVID matters?
It's like you can't have a restaurant, you got to have the people outside.
So the people outside, but then they put up a fucking tent around.
See, it's outside.
We're covering.
We're following all COVID rules.
Bitch, you inside.
Hey, I was going down the street and sat down.
My wife's five minutes from there.
We're there, and the wind was blowing like crazy.
It blew the whole damn tent down.
People was out there.
Shit was crazy.
Damn, half the tent was falling on people.
The Tent vs TP Debate00:02:51
But anyway.
Hey, don't forget, these people, you say they're sophisticated.
They actually think Trump colluded with Russia.
But they're sophisticated.
Let me say this.
I forgot what I was going to say.
I hate when I do that.
A damn.
I got that damn biden going.
Shit, that went airborne, man.
Give me a teleprompter.
The hell was I going to say?
He's stupid as hell, man.
Look here.
Let me bring up this statistic.
Right.
Oh, it came back to you, huh?
It came back to you.
You got some dementia going on.
Hey, that ain't funny.
Oh, yes.
That was messed up.
Yeah.
Shut the hell up.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, put the cat on me, man.
Man, I'm sorry.
That's not funny.
Dementia's not funny.
Yeah.
All right.
Can I finish my apology?
You apologize.
Can I finish?
Can I?
Dementia's not funny, but Joe Biden is.
Bring up the stat.
Okay, let me keep this in mind, everybody.
Obama just turned 60.
He looked good for 60, man.
He looked damn good for 60.
He looked damn good for 60.
He looks smoking.
Obama looks good.
And you know what they say about black?
Black never cracks, ain't it?
What they say?
What's that saying they say about black people?
Black don't crack.
Hey, um, bring back up stat.
I'm tired of talking about this.
Obama just turned 60, right?
Now, look at, okay, over 600,000 people die.
Look how the death rates jump as you get older.
That's a damn death warrant.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at 50.
Once you hit 50, that shit jumps from 20,000 or roughly 20 to 100,000.
You better not beat Nancy Pelosi's age.
Look at it.
Look at how that shit jumps.
65, 74.
She was at the party, right?
She was at the party.
I mean, if these people.
I think Pelosi is actually 75 to 84.
I think she's like 130, ain't she?
She might be a damn vampire.
I think she's over 85.
She's up there.
We need to check.
We need to check some court diamonds.
I think that woman is sucking the blood out some necks.
You know, you old when you look like you got two eyebrows.
No, she got her eyebrows, but then her eyes, you know, as you get older, your eyeballs actually sink in your head and it gives you another, look like you got another eyebrow.
Yeah, yeah, you got four eyebrows.
Got twins.
Yeah.
So if she's there and nobody's wearing masks.
Yeah.
Oh, y'all.
Are y'all trying to kill Nancy?
You damn sore-ass niggas.
They trying to kill that woman.
She in that age 80 sitting for 84, man.
Hey, we black, man.
I can say the N-word.
Yeah, I just don't like saying it because it makes us look ghetto like the rest of them.
Yeah, you right, man.
We better than that.
Four Eyebrows and Vaccines00:07:47
We better than them fools, man.
Better than you.
We better than them niggas.
I know y'all say that shit.
They ain't going to be talking like them niggas, man.
Kev, come on.
No, I'm serious, man.
You right, man.
I ain't using the N-word no more, man.
Yeah.
Only dumb niggas use that shit.
You know?
Hey, man, why are you trying to antagonize them now?
Ain't antagonizing.
I'm antagonizing you.
Hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
Y'all hear that?
Keith said, let's get serious on this.
Yeah, so I'm not even mad that he had this party.
Stop telling me I can't have this part.
Why wouldn't I go to CVS?
I got to wear a mask.
Walmart.
My kids first day at school was today.
Why they got to sit in school all day with masks?
Yeah, why would I go in Walmart, Target?
I got to wear a mask.
You can have your little own super spread events.
Yeah, and it's, and, you know, in all actuality, is this a super spread event?
Fuck no.
It's not.
It's a big liberal lie.
That whole super spread of crap.
Everybody that contracts his fast, you have a 99% survival rate, man.
Yeah.
It's been politicized.
It's time for us to get back to normal.
So I'm not mad that you had your party.
Stop telling me I can't.
Yeah.
Stop telling, labeling businesses and people as, what's the term they say?
Essential and non-essential.
I thought y'all said y'all hated big corporations.
That's what the damn it.
Y'all hate billionaires, but y'all let Amazon and Walmart make open.
Because you said they are essential while the rest of us is non-essential.
Yeah, all the small business, they got shut down.
So increased the profits of all these big companies, all these billionaires or whatever y'all.
The richest people in this world, big farm and all that, made the most money they've made, probably ever because of this pandemic.
Amazon, Walmart, they was the only business that was allowed to stay open.
Yeah.
Y'all hate big corporations?
I mean, if this disease, if this infection was as serious as it was, I wouldn't even want, I think I would just stay in my house and starve to death.
I'd be in that shining light down my throat drinking bleach.
I'd be following Trump's advice.
He didn't say that.
I knew that.
I'm just making a joke.
You know some dumb as a blood eats it, drinks some bleach.
Damn Trump, he's on it.
Yeah, but that's the whole thing.
I'm just tired of all the hypocrisy with this.
This whole virus.
And I go on TikTok and I see all these people spreading all this misinformation.
We got banned from TikTok.
I go on TikTok.
They said we was dangerous.
Yeah.
Harsh twins.
We dangerous to be on TikTok.
We dangerous.
Yeah, I go on TikTok and all these people are pushing this misinformation that in Texas and in Florida, people are dropping like flies because of what the governors, how they're leading their state.
That's all lies.
Yeah, there's two free states in our republic.
Those states are doing just fine.
Texas and Florida.
And right before we moved out of Virginia, it was Nevada, Texas, or Florida.
I made the wrong decision.
I should have went to Texas or Florida.
They're actually free.
You are a free man and woman and child if you live in those states.
If you live somewhere else, no, the government is dictating if you have to wear a mask, dictating if you have to get a vaccine or not.
But anyway, Sweden is never shut down.
Yeah.
Never.
They're doing just fine.
And they don't have that many niggas up there either.
They got no diggers now.
I've been to Sweden.
They got them Somalia niggas up there, you know?
And them people grateful to be there.
I met some Somalians up there, man.
They love Sweden.
And they're gummy bears.
That's where they make them, right?
No shit.
That's where Hancebro is at, man.
That's where Ikea's from, too, man.
Yeah.
You know, Ikea, Sweden?
I went there over the weekend, Ikea.
I don't even know why they call it a kid.
They should call it tiny place because everything's tiny in that bitch.
Tiny sofas, tiny couches, tiny pictures.
Tiny plants.
How the hell can you go to a place and buy a tiny sexual?
Everything's tiny.
It's like it's made for little people.
Yeah.
Like kids or some shit.
Yeah.
Hey, what are we talking about?
Talking about Ikea.
Some small ass furniture in that place.
I was looking at some bunk beds.
Man, I see them bunk beds.
If I laid on that book, my damn whole ass and legs was just hanging off there.
Like, who the hell is sleeping on?
If I get on the top, that shit's going to crush my kid underneath.
I fall asleep.
Hey, man, let's get back to Obama.
Have you noticed that?
It's tiny.
Yeah.
But everything, it needs to go back to normal.
Yeah.
I mean, people that's got vaccinated, what was it up in Massachusetts?
75% of the people who were sick with COVID were vaccinated.
Yeah.
That sounds like a great vaccine, don't it?
Hey, they said these people are sophisticated.
You know, if you get the vaccine, you know, you can still get sick, right?
You know, you can still pass the virus off to other people, right?
Yeah, but they say you're more likely not to die from it.
I wasn't likely to the guy to die to begin with.
Over 99% of the people come across this virus.
Yeah.
It's like me.
Just worst case scenario.
I got sick.
It was bad.
It was real bad.
It's serious.
My feet turned blue.
Yeah.
I think COVID is racist.
Look like I had blue balls in my feet.
Yeah, COVID's racing his head against black people.
Turn a black man's feet blue.
Yeah, I'm not saying don't take it serious as seriously.
We know how it affects people and now we can get back to normal.
Hey, hey, hey, can I reiterate this?
What about the vaccine?
It's not going to prevent you from getting sick.
It's not going to prevent you from infecting other people.
Y'all know that.
Hey, why are you being there?
Y'all having this event.
You got all these people.
Oh, they're sophisticated.
They're vaccinated.
Bitch, you can still get sick.
You can still pass the Nasplosis.
She's 187.
Do you care about her?
You're going to kill that woman.
This is a super spread event.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Y'all so damn sophisticated.
Man, fuck you.
Mike Lindell, true patriot.
He needs our help.
Here's a man who started from nothing.
Built a great company, great products.
I mean, you can buy pillows, towels.
You can even buy some stuff for your pets, for your dog.
I'm buying some stuff for my dog, Milo, and Ruby.
We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
Just because he supported the president of the United States.
So go to his website now.
Yeah, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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