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July 8, 2021 - Hodgetwins
06:32
Black Dating App Pushing COVID Vaccinations On Users

Hodgetwins dissect BLK's controversial COVID-19 vaccination campaign, arguing that forcing health messaging alienates vaccine-hesitant users and drives them to competitors like eHarmony. They critique the ad's imagery of a man kissing his bicep while debating the platform's racial exclusivity against segregationist comparisons. Ultimately, the discussion highlights the tension between public health mandates and niche community autonomy, suggesting that unsolicited advocacy may backfire by pushing targeted demographics toward alternative dating spaces. [Automatically generated summary]

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Promoting Apps to Black People 00:04:20
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All right.
Before I even start talking, I just need to share all this new.
This shit is going number one on the black R ⁇ B rap charts.
It's going platinum.
This ain't going nowhere.
Check it out.
Black people is not this stupid.
You're finna online.
Daychad, find a May Chad.
Open up BOK ass.
Old K Yeah.
Profile picture looking tight chad.
Nice shad.
Got your biore.
Precise chad.
But before you find a day chat, you got a way chad.
Girl, you look skilled.
Want your fax that thing.
Your miss a handsome young brother.
Want your fax that thing.
Yo.
Girl, you look skilled.
Want your fax that thing.
Your miss a handsome young brother.
Man, that's gay as hell.
All right, man, that's enough.
That's enough.
Man, you is crazy as hell.
Hey, kiss it, man.
You conceited ass.
Hey, y'all.
Ain't nobody trying to date nobody conceited like that.
Hey, let me say this.
All right, this has nothing to do with the government, right?
Black people actually sat down and came with this great idea.
It's a dating app.
It's for many people, though.
It's just for black people.
Here's the advertisement for it.
This is a PSA for all my single sisters and brothers.
ELK is the app that you can actually get on and meet other black singles.
It's free.
Talking free, baby.
Download it and go ahead and find love.
I know I am.
Download that BLK app.
Man, why you got your lips all in the screen like that?
Hey, man, y'all actually promoting this towards blacks.
If I'm black and I come across this app and you showing that damn vaccine, I ain't trying to date.
I'm not trying to use you.
I'm going to go to eHarmony.
I'm going to find me a white woman.
You're crazy as hell.
Hey, let me say this.
I mean, I mean, damn.
Look, if you're white, you can't be on there.
This is segregation.
You can't.
This is only for black people.
This is just for black people.
But just trust me when I say this.
You ain't missing nothing.
You missed a bunch of dumb foolery.
But anyway, gold teeth in your mouth.
You, man, crazy as hell, man.
I mean, if you're trying to push this app, which is a good idea, it's for black people.
I mean, they got e-Harmony got it for religious people.
I mean, I guess it's a great idea.
But why are you pushing it?
Why are you going to go to this app, man, when you go to eHommony?
They do background checks.
Man, they probably got some crazy shit on this app.
It might be a great app.
No, man, once you got EHOME.
All these other apps is obsolete.
You can find black people on EHAMON, too.
And you ain't got to worry about them trying to force a vaccine.
And you black people took an L for this shit.
Well, I mean, the hell is that?
I mean, if you're trying to push, let me talk.
Can I do some talking?
This shit crazy as hell.
Let me do some talking.
Craig vax that thing up.
Look um, if you're like pushing this app, I mean a lot of people it doesn't even matter your politics, a lot of people are really leery of taking a uh, that vaccine.
You want people to use your app right yeah, why you coming out with this?
Yeah, instead of the like Vax that thing up, you should have came up with something else.
I mean, it was a good idea doing the song and I would have just left the vaccine out of it.
Hey, couldn't use this app.
I'd made a song about the app.
Why y'all vaccines?
Sending Dick Pics Instead 00:02:05
Yeah, and you got that black dude kissing his biceps.
Well, you just turn away if you're black and you watch this ad and you saw this video.
I'm not using your app.
Y'all some fools.
What over the bicep kissing?
Yeah, dude kissing his biceps.
Well, you ain't in the dudes.
What the hell you care about if he kisses bicep, for women probably like that.
Look, he kissed his bicep, i'm gonna kiss him.
That's not saying much.
Some women like dick pics.
What that say about that woman?
You send a dick pic.
You know this guy, since we get on the question man what, what?
He might as well send a dick pic.
He gonna do all that.
You know it's crazy.
I think that shit like usually when um well, I don't send dick pics.
You ain't never seen a dick pic.
I mean, if they ask for it i'll send it.
But I hear about these stories of like women dudes just sending dick pics.
That should be like.
That should be like, uh, what do you call that?
Exposing yourself virtually?
That's a crime.
It should be a crime.
Somebody sending a dick pic to you and you didn't ask for it the?
Oh my god he just exposed.
That's the same thing as you on the freeway and she turned around and you got your dick out, same on the freeway.
Yeah, you pull your dick out.
It's the same thing as a dick pic.
It's the same thing.
You should go to jail for this.
You should reach out to head and pull my dick out, all right?
No, you gotta uh, take a pick out him.
Pull my dick out yeah, but anyway, I don't know man, name one other genre of music they doing this.
Yeah man, that was a bad.
I mean, I think it was a great idea if you just kept it.
About your app, yeah, I mean, everybody knows that song, but y'all talking about vaccines.
You just turn it on.
I'm thinking you turn off a lot of people.
I'm thinking you send a lot of to E-hum.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
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