Hodgetwins - Black Dating App Pushing COVID Vaccinations On Users
Aired: 2021-07-08
Duration: 06:32


=== Promoting Apps to Black People (04:20) ===

[00:00:07]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:10]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
[00:00:13]  Before we start the show, remember everybody, you can always support the twins at officialhorstwins.com.
[00:00:21]  Pick you out a patriotic t-shirt or hat today.
[00:00:24]  Or an all kinds of gang shirt.
[00:00:26]  Yeah, or a white privilege card.
[00:00:28]  Or maybe some beard products.
[00:00:31]  It's beard, not bird.
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[00:00:35]  Me and my twin here, we're going to get you 20% off your purchase.
[00:00:39]  Yeah.
[00:00:41]  All right.
[00:00:43]  Before I even start talking, I just need to share all this new.
[00:00:46]  This shit is going number one on the black R ⁇ B rap charts.
[00:00:53]  It's going platinum.
[00:00:54]  This ain't going nowhere.
[00:00:58]  Check it out.
[00:00:59]  Black people is not this stupid.
[00:01:04]  You're finna online.
[00:01:05]  Daychad, find a May Chad.
[00:01:07]  Open up BOK ass.
[00:01:08]  Old K Yeah.
[00:01:09]  Profile picture looking tight chad.
[00:01:11]  Nice shad.
[00:01:11]  Got your biore.
[00:01:13]  Precise chad.
[00:01:14]  But before you find a day chat, you got a way chad.
[00:01:19]  Girl, you look skilled.
[00:01:20]  Want your fax that thing.
[00:01:21]  Your miss a handsome young brother.
[00:01:22]  Want your fax that thing.
[00:01:24]  Yo.
[00:01:29]  Girl, you look skilled.
[00:01:30]  Want your fax that thing.
[00:01:31]  Your miss a handsome young brother.
[00:01:32]  Man, that's gay as hell.
[00:01:38]  All right, man, that's enough.
[00:01:40]  That's enough.
[00:01:40]  Man, you is crazy as hell.
[00:01:44]  Hey, kiss it, man.
[00:01:46]  You conceited ass.
[00:01:48]  Hey, y'all.
[00:01:49]  Ain't nobody trying to date nobody conceited like that.
[00:01:52]  Hey, let me say this.
[00:01:54]  All right, this has nothing to do with the government, right?
[00:01:57]  Black people actually sat down and came with this great idea.
[00:02:00]  It's a dating app.
[00:02:02]  It's for many people, though.
[00:02:03]  It's just for black people.
[00:02:04]  Here's the advertisement for it.
[00:02:07]  This is a PSA for all my single sisters and brothers.
[00:02:10]  ELK is the app that you can actually get on and meet other black singles.
[00:02:14]  It's free.
[00:02:15]  Talking free, baby.
[00:02:16]  Download it and go ahead and find love.
[00:02:18]  I know I am.
[00:02:19]  Download that BLK app.
[00:02:22]  Man, why you got your lips all in the screen like that?
[00:02:25]  Hey, man, y'all actually promoting this towards blacks.
[00:02:29]  If I'm black and I come across this app and you showing that damn vaccine, I ain't trying to date.
[00:02:34]  I'm not trying to use you.
[00:02:35]  I'm going to go to eHarmony.
[00:02:36]  I'm going to find me a white woman.
[00:02:42]  You're crazy as hell.
[00:02:44]  Hey, let me say this.
[00:02:46]  I mean, I mean, damn.
[00:02:49]  Look, if you're white, you can't be on there.
[00:02:52]  This is segregation.
[00:02:53]  You can't.
[00:02:53]  This is only for black people.
[00:02:55]  This is just for black people.
[00:02:56]  But just trust me when I say this.
[00:02:57]  You ain't missing nothing.
[00:03:01]  You missed a bunch of dumb foolery.
[00:03:03]  But anyway, gold teeth in your mouth.
[00:03:05]  You, man, crazy as hell, man.
[00:03:07]  I mean, if you're trying to push this app, which is a good idea, it's for black people.
[00:03:11]  I mean, they got e-Harmony got it for religious people.
[00:03:13]  I mean, I guess it's a great idea.
[00:03:15]  But why are you pushing it?
[00:03:16]  Why are you going to go to this app, man, when you go to eHommony?
[00:03:19]  They do background checks.
[00:03:21]  Man, they probably got some crazy shit on this app.
[00:03:27]  It might be a great app.
[00:03:29]  No, man, once you got EHOME.
[00:03:31]  All these other apps is obsolete.
[00:03:35]  You can find black people on EHAMON, too.
[00:03:38]  And you ain't got to worry about them trying to force a vaccine.
[00:03:44]  And you black people took an L for this shit.
[00:03:47]  Well, I mean, the hell is that?
[00:03:49]  I mean, if you're trying to push, let me talk.
[00:03:52]  Can I do some talking?
[00:03:53]  This shit crazy as hell.
[00:03:55]  Let me do some talking.
[00:03:56]  Craig vax that thing up.
[00:03:59]  Look um, if you're like pushing this app, I mean a lot of people it doesn't even matter your politics, a lot of people are really leery of taking a uh, that vaccine.
[00:04:09]  You want people to use your app right yeah, why you coming out with this?
[00:04:13]  Yeah, instead of the like Vax that thing up, you should have came up with something else.
[00:04:17]  I mean, it was a good idea doing the song and I would have just left the vaccine out of it.
[00:04:22]  Hey, couldn't use this app.
[00:04:23]  I'd made a song about the app.
[00:04:25]  Why y'all vaccines?

=== Sending Dick Pics Instead (02:05) ===

[00:04:27]  Yeah, and you got that black dude kissing his biceps.
[00:04:31]  Well, you just turn away if you're black and you watch this ad and you saw this video.
[00:04:36]  I'm not using your app.
[00:04:37]  Y'all some fools.
[00:04:38]  What over the bicep kissing?
[00:04:40]  Yeah, dude kissing his biceps.
[00:04:41]  Well, you ain't in the dudes.
[00:04:42]  What the hell you care about if he kisses bicep, for women probably like that.
[00:04:49]  Look, he kissed his bicep, i'm gonna kiss him.
[00:04:52]  That's not saying much.
[00:04:53]  Some women like dick pics.
[00:04:59]  What that say about that woman?
[00:05:00]  You send a dick pic.
[00:05:01]  You know this guy, since we get on the question man what, what?
[00:05:06]  He might as well send a dick pic.
[00:05:07]  He gonna do all that.
[00:05:08]  You know it's crazy.
[00:05:09]  I think that shit like usually when um well, I don't send dick pics.
[00:05:13]  You ain't never seen a dick pic.
[00:05:15]  I mean, if they ask for it i'll send it.
[00:05:18]  But I hear about these stories of like women dudes just sending dick pics.
[00:05:22]  That should be like.
[00:05:23]  That should be like, uh, what do you call that?
[00:05:26]  Exposing yourself virtually?
[00:05:30]  That's a crime.
[00:05:33]  It should be a crime.
[00:05:34]  Somebody sending a dick pic to you and you didn't ask for it the?
[00:05:37]  Oh my god he just exposed.
[00:05:39]  That's the same thing as you on the freeway and she turned around and you got your dick out, same on the freeway.
[00:05:45]  Yeah, you pull your dick out.
[00:05:47]  It's the same thing as a dick pic.
[00:05:50]  It's the same thing.
[00:05:52]  You should go to jail for this.
[00:05:54]  You should reach out to head and pull my dick out, all right?
[00:05:57]  No, you gotta uh, take a pick out him.
[00:05:58]  Pull my dick out yeah, but anyway, I don't know man, name one other genre of music they doing this.
[00:06:07]  Yeah man, that was a bad.
[00:06:09]  I mean, I think it was a great idea if you just kept it.
[00:06:12]  About your app, yeah, I mean, everybody knows that song, but y'all talking about vaccines.
[00:06:16]  You just turn it on.
[00:06:17]  I'm thinking you turn off a lot of people.
[00:06:20]  I'm thinking you send a lot of to E-hum.
[00:06:28]  That was a damn good show.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.