Joe Biden and Donald Trump are dissected as contrasting figures of physical decline, with hosts labeling Biden's stair falls a "walking meme" while mocking media descriptions of Trump's ramp descent. The discussion critiques liberal double standards for defending Biden despite his incidents yet attacking Trump's health, citing New York Times reports on the ramp and George Stephanopoulos' interview where Biden was questioned as a killer. Ultimately, the segment argues that selective outrage reveals deep-seated political bias rather than genuine concern for presidential fitness. [Automatically generated summary]
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Authenticity vs. Reality TV00:12:00
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Y'all couldn't use the computer.
You know the black people now.
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They don't know.
They own the computer and everything.
Yeah.
But anyway, let's get serious on this.
Joe Biden, man.
You are...
You is a walking meme.
You just an instant.
You a reality show, man.
No script.
All you need is a camera.
Yeah, and you.
Just cut the camera on.
Okay, Joe, go.
Do you, baby?
Hey, I've heard of people falling down the stairs.
Yeah.
But how you fall up it?
Yeah.
Several times.
Joe is setting all kinds of records.
And then the one thing.
Slow down, Joe.
Yeah.
Why are you running up the steps, man?
Hey, what I don't understand.
After you fall up the stairs, he gets up to the top and he does this.
What the hell was the salute for, Joe?
Hey, give him his credit, man.
He nailed that salute.
That's one of the damn best damn salutes, Joe, I've ever seen.
You nailed that.
I give you 10 on that one.
Give you one for the steps, though.
But I want to say this.
A lot of liberals are like defending Joe Biden on Twitter saying, this is not even a story.
It is a story.
Imagine if that was the pilot running up the steps, kept falling.
Would you get on that plane?
I'm not getting on that damn flight.
This, look, let me say.
That is a big time problem.
Imagine you seeing the pilot.
You going to see mom and daddy for Valentine's Day or for that birthday.
You see the pilot run upstairs and he keeps falling like that.
Are you going to get on that plane?
I'm not.
I watched it fall.
Well, I don't think the pilot's 100 years old.
Well, I seen some old elderly pilots, man.
They look like Joe.
I'm asking you the question.
Would you get on that flight?
I'll be like, hold up.
Who is that?
Was that the pilot?
Please tell me that was the Stuarts.
I mean, the reason why.
Would you get on that flight?
If I know it's Joe Biden, he's flying the plane.
Hell yeah.
You go get on that plane.
He's flying it.
No, I'm just saying.
I wouldn't get on the plane if it was Joe.
That's what that's all about.
Because I've got too much history, Joe.
I'll be like, I ain't getting on that plane.
Yeah.
But it's a red flag for me.
He failed three times.
If it's just that Paul, I've never met him and he's running up the stairs like that.
I ain't getting on there.
Maybe he's just in a rush.
No, man, that's a red flag for me, man.
That's like some final destination stuff.
Somebody's trying to tell you something.
Look, there's a lot of liberals, leftists, whatever you want to call them online, defend them, saying this is not news.
This is not a story.
I said, look, it really isn't.
But you guys set the precedent when Trump was in office.
Yeah, you sure did, man.
He was at West Point.
He just gave a speech.
And all you liberals was talking about how he was having cognitive decline and he's not physically fit to be president of the United States.
I even pull up the damn articles.
Pull it up for him, man.
I'm going to pull the damn articles up.
You know, these liberals, they're very forgetful, man.
Look at that leader.
He forget who the president is half the time.
How many times have he been called Kamala Harris president?
Yeah, that's because she is.
He just telling the truth.
He's just slipping out by mistake, though.
Okay, look at this article from New York Times.
Trump's halting walk down ramp raises new health questions.
Because of what?
Because he's walking down the damn ramp slow.
Let me read something.
Runs down a ramp.
Who the hell runs downhill?
Yeah, look.
I don't know.
I haven't seen nobody get off a flight and run down a ramp.
You're running down a ramp.
Who the hell run down a ramp?
All right, shut up.
We get it.
Let me read the article.
That's crazy as hell.
Who the hell wrote that article?
Who the hell runs downhill?
Let me read the article, man.
He's crazy as hell.
All right, look.
Let me read the article.
He wasn't moving fast enough.
Hey, let me read the article.
Look, this is New York Times.
That's crazy, man, because if he's running and he falls, they're going to make fun of him.
Say, look, he's incompetent.
Who runs downhill?
That's crazy as hell.
You finished?
Read that.
Read that, man.
Go in here.
You sure you want me to read it?
You want to keep talking?
All right, look, this is the article.
This is why this is news.
You guys set the precedent.
Yep, you did.
Word for the day, kids.
Precedent.
Yeah.
You did this.
Hey, man, watch your mouth, man.
You started all these Christians watching, man.
You in a rag again, it ain't you.
Hey, look here.
Hey, hey, let me read the article.
I'm going to get you a change so you can change your tampon, man.
All right, look.
The president also appeared to have trouble raising a glass of water to his mouth during a speech at West Point a day before he turned 74.
The oldest a president has been in his first term.
Goes on to say.
They rose up.
They brought up the fact he was the oldest president at that time.
How old is Joe right now?
How old is Joe?
He's the oldest president at this time, right?
Y'all can bring it up.
But hey, conservatives, we're not allowed to.
This is not news.
Look, Mr. Trump, who turned 74 on Sunday, the oldest a U.S. president has been in his first term, was recorded hesitantly descending the ramp one step at a time after he delivered an address to graduating cadets at the New York Base Academy on Saturday.
That's just being safe.
Right?
That's that one article.
Then this next article, CNN, of course, they had to jump in.
That's crazy as hell.
You're going to skip, run down a ramp.
Look, why the Trump?
Look at this.
President Trump's slow and halting descent down a ramp following his commencement speech at West Point lit up the internet over the weekend with many speculating about whether he was in ill health.
Trump, because he is Trump, responded to the criticism late Saturday night with this tweet.
Yeah, let's read.
This is the best part.
That ramp that I descended after my West Point commencement speech was very long and steep, had no handrail, and most importantly, was very slippery.
The last thing I was going to do was fall for the fake news to have fun with it.
Final 10 feet, I ran down to level ground, momentum.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, well, you know, the people that's writing, I mean, I mean, these people on the, these liberals, man, some of them are, they are very stupid, man.
What do you mean?
They don't see things like that.
You see how quick I picked up on that?
Picked up on what?
Him.
That article, man.
Who the hell run down a ramp, man?
Yeah, I get it.
I picked up on that, what?
A couple seconds?
Because I'm smart.
I'm sharp.
I mean, I don't see.
I'm intelligent.
I get that.
Liberals, man, I don't think they're very smart, man.
They take advantage of those people.
No, they're not dumb.
Who the hell?
Who the hell is going to read that and think that shit sounds right?
Somebody walking, running down a damn ramp.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying like this.
They just stupid.
If you did, if you read that article and you're totally objective, you have no biases.
That's the thing.
That article makes no sense.
That's the thing.
That's not news.
What it's news is, it's a man falling up the steps.
It didn't have the audacity to turn around and give you a 10 salute.
A what salute?
Give him a 10 for that, man.
All right, man.
Let me do some talking.
Look here.
I don't see too many people at that age that Trump's at and Joe Biden running down ramps to begin with.
You ain't going to see me running down no damn ramps.
Not at six.
I mean, just nobody does that.
Who the hell skips or runs down a ramp?
Huh?
I ain't never seen that.
I haven't even seen that on Wizard of Oz, man.
I ain't seen it on no cartoon, no fairy tale.
I ain't even seen nobody in the movies skipping or running down a damn ramp, man.
Yeah, it's like when Trump's in office, y'all had this bias against him.
What if he does, you're going to make him look better?
That's why we even talked about this today.
Y'all set the precedent.
Y'all even said Trump was trying to start a world war when they bombed that damn Iranian general.
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all act like the dude wasn't a terrorist.
Y'all act like he was just some damn used camel salesman in Iran that just sold camels for a living.
Yeah, had the world's best chicken curry or something.
No, man, that dude didn't have the world's best chicken curry.
He was not out there selling used camels.
This dude was a killer.
He was a terrorist, man.
Yeah.
He was plotting against our government to take people out.
And y'all had the audacity to go after Trump after he had to neutralize him.
What did he say?
He was plotting to take out the government.
Oh, during some official embassy.
Yeah.
He was embassy.
He planned embassy attacks.
But Trump was starting a world war.
Then Biden gets on TV and that dude, George Stepanopoulos, or whatever his name is, he asked him a dumb question.
Is he a killer?
He started all this.
George, whatever your name is, you start.
Hold up, let me finish.
You started this whole conversation.
You said, is he a killer?
Is he a killer?
He's a family, Keith.
And then Biden's right that's calling the Russian President Putin a killer.
Y'all ain't talking.
Y'all ain't got these new stories that he's going to start a world war.
Hey, George.
Look here, son.
You need to bring down the temperature.
Bring it way down.
But you trying to start a war, Russia?
So, how are you going to ask the president of the United States some of that on live TV, man?
You are a journalist.
You have a responsibility to keep America safe.
I mean, if the man is a killer, why are you taunting the man?
You think if I know somebody's a vicious killer, a murderer, look at that stupid ass murderer over there.
Look at that killer.
You taunting that man.
And Putin, Putin responded.
He challenged Biden for open live debate, live on television, because he knows this dude live.
Yeah.
It's like a walking meme.
The dude is not.
It's his own reality show, man.
Yeah.
What's that show, The Kardashians?
They just call it the Kardashians, right?
Taunting the President00:01:24
Yeah.
The hell you talking about?
I'm trying to cover a name for his reality show.
Biden?
The Bidens.
Weekend at Bidens.
Remember, weekend at Burdens?
Starring is crackhead son hunter.
Weekend at Bidens, yeah.
Man, that will get man.
Y'all will beat the Kardashians and race.
Yes.
I tune in for that.
Just laugh at your silly ass.
And your son right there smoking crack.
Yeah, but make sure y'all are authentic.
Don't be doing none of this fake stuff like sitting down, y'all playing chess.
No, have the crackpipes out.
Have the prostitutes out.
I mean, just keep it 100.
Have Joe out there playing with his dog, just breaking his damn ankles again.
Yeah, have Joe falling down a hill or running down a ramp doing something crazy.
Yeah.
But you guys set the precedent for this.
Yeah, they did, man.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
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