Hodgetwins - Joe Biden Falls Up The Stairs
Aired: 2021-03-20
Duration: 13:24


=== Authenticity vs. Reality TV (12:00) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, we got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:07]  Hey, man, speed this up, man.
[00:00:09]  Shut up.
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[00:00:16]  Pick you out a patriotic t-shirt today.
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[00:00:21]  Yeah.
[00:00:21]  Bang, bang.
[00:00:22]  Jane taking it.
[00:00:23]  Yeah, I got the military brown.
[00:00:26]  Yeah.
[00:00:27]  Got the military brown in.
[00:00:29]  Shut up.
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[00:00:34]  Use discount code sellout.
[00:00:36]  I'll give you 20% off.
[00:00:38]  Man.
[00:00:39]  Why are you going to...
[00:00:40]  That's for black people.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, black people call it sellouts.
[00:00:42]  No, that discount code is for black people.
[00:00:44]  Sellout?
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:45]  That's for them.
[00:00:46]  The white people, y'all get the best one.
[00:00:48]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:00:49]  Black people, you use sellout.
[00:00:50]  Because that's what you are because you watch us.
[00:00:52]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  You white?
[00:00:53]  It's easy.
[00:00:54]  White privilege.
[00:00:56]  You get 20.5% off.
[00:01:04]  Got to give you more than the black person.
[00:01:07]  Because it's white privilege.
[00:01:09]  No, y'all both get the same, man.
[00:01:11]  Oh, man.
[00:01:11]  Now let's rub it in.
[00:01:12]  Let's make it 22%.
[00:01:14]  No, man, let's get serious on that.
[00:01:15]  You know how many people we can trigger with that?
[00:01:17]  No.
[00:01:18]  Hell, hold up.
[00:01:18]  You giving the white people 22%?
[00:01:22]  Hey, come on.
[00:01:23]  Let's get serious on this.
[00:01:24]  You know, black people, they ain't using that damn sellout.
[00:01:26]  I'm using white privilege.
[00:01:27]  Yeah, they're going.
[00:01:27]  Yeah, they smart, huh?
[00:01:28]  Yeah, black people smart.
[00:01:29]  They ain't stupid.
[00:01:29]  Yeah, see, Joe Biden said, y'all stupid.
[00:01:31]  Y'all couldn't use the computer.
[00:01:32]  You know the black people now.
[00:01:33]  I'm going to use the damn white privilege.
[00:01:35]  They don't know.
[00:01:35]  They own the computer and everything.
[00:01:37]  Yeah.
[00:01:37]  But anyway, let's get serious on this.
[00:01:40]  Joe Biden, man.
[00:01:42]  You are...
[00:01:43]  You is a walking meme.
[00:01:46]  You just an instant.
[00:01:48]  You a reality show, man.
[00:01:50]  No script.
[00:01:51]  All you need is a camera.
[00:01:52]  Yeah, and you.
[00:01:53]  Just cut the camera on.
[00:01:54]  Okay, Joe, go.
[00:01:57]  Do you, baby?
[00:01:59]  Hey, I've heard of people falling down the stairs.
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:02]  But how you fall up it?
[00:02:04]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  Several times.
[00:02:05]  Joe is setting all kinds of records.
[00:02:08]  And then the one thing.
[00:02:10]  Slow down, Joe.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  Why are you running up the steps, man?
[00:02:14]  Hey, what I don't understand.
[00:02:16]  After you fall up the stairs, he gets up to the top and he does this.
[00:02:23]  What the hell was the salute for, Joe?
[00:02:26]  Hey, give him his credit, man.
[00:02:27]  He nailed that salute.
[00:02:30]  That's one of the damn best damn salutes, Joe, I've ever seen.
[00:02:34]  You nailed that.
[00:02:35]  I give you 10 on that one.
[00:02:36]  Give you one for the steps, though.
[00:02:39]  But I want to say this.
[00:02:40]  A lot of liberals are like defending Joe Biden on Twitter saying, this is not even a story.
[00:02:45]  It is a story.
[00:02:46]  Imagine if that was the pilot running up the steps, kept falling.
[00:02:49]  Would you get on that plane?
[00:02:50]  I'm not getting on that damn flight.
[00:02:52]  This, look, let me say.
[00:02:54]  That is a big time problem.
[00:02:55]  Imagine you seeing the pilot.
[00:02:58]  You going to see mom and daddy for Valentine's Day or for that birthday.
[00:03:02]  You see the pilot run upstairs and he keeps falling like that.
[00:03:05]  Are you going to get on that plane?
[00:03:06]  I'm not.
[00:03:08]  I watched it fall.
[00:03:15]  Well, I don't think the pilot's 100 years old.
[00:03:18]  Well, I seen some old elderly pilots, man.
[00:03:19]  They look like Joe.
[00:03:27]  I'm asking you the question.
[00:03:29]  Would you get on that flight?
[00:03:30]  I'll be like, hold up.
[00:03:31]  Who is that?
[00:03:32]  Was that the pilot?
[00:03:35]  Please tell me that was the Stuarts.
[00:03:39]  I mean, the reason why.
[00:03:40]  Would you get on that flight?
[00:03:42]  If I know it's Joe Biden, he's flying the plane.
[00:03:44]  Hell yeah.
[00:03:44]  You go get on that plane.
[00:03:45]  He's flying it.
[00:03:46]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:03:47]  I wouldn't get on the plane if it was Joe.
[00:03:49]  That's what that's all about.
[00:03:50]  Because I've got too much history, Joe.
[00:03:51]  I'll be like, I ain't getting on that plane.
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:53]  But it's a red flag for me.
[00:03:55]  He failed three times.
[00:03:56]  If it's just that Paul, I've never met him and he's running up the stairs like that.
[00:03:59]  I ain't getting on there.
[00:03:59]  Maybe he's just in a rush.
[00:04:01]  No, man, that's a red flag for me, man.
[00:04:03]  That's like some final destination stuff.
[00:04:08]  Somebody's trying to tell you something.
[00:04:10]  Look, there's a lot of liberals, leftists, whatever you want to call them online, defend them, saying this is not news.
[00:04:16]  This is not a story.
[00:04:17]  I said, look, it really isn't.
[00:04:19]  But you guys set the precedent when Trump was in office.
[00:04:21]  Yeah, you sure did, man.
[00:04:23]  He was at West Point.
[00:04:24]  He just gave a speech.
[00:04:26]  And all you liberals was talking about how he was having cognitive decline and he's not physically fit to be president of the United States.
[00:04:33]  I even pull up the damn articles.
[00:04:35]  Pull it up for him, man.
[00:04:36]  I'm going to pull the damn articles up.
[00:04:38]  You know, these liberals, they're very forgetful, man.
[00:04:41]  Look at that leader.
[00:04:42]  He forget who the president is half the time.
[00:04:44]  How many times have he been called Kamala Harris president?
[00:04:47]  Yeah, that's because she is.
[00:04:50]  He just telling the truth.
[00:04:53]  He's just slipping out by mistake, though.
[00:04:58]  Okay, look at this article from New York Times.
[00:05:02]  Trump's halting walk down ramp raises new health questions.
[00:05:07]  Because of what?
[00:05:09]  Because he's walking down the damn ramp slow.
[00:05:11]  Let me read something.
[00:05:12]  Runs down a ramp.
[00:05:16]  Who the hell runs downhill?
[00:05:18]  Yeah, look.
[00:05:18]  I don't know.
[00:05:19]  I haven't seen nobody get off a flight and run down a ramp.
[00:05:23]  You're running down a ramp.
[00:05:24]  Who the hell run down a ramp?
[00:05:27]  All right, shut up.
[00:05:28]  We get it.
[00:05:28]  Let me read the article.
[00:05:29]  That's crazy as hell.
[00:05:30]  Who the hell wrote that article?
[00:05:31]  Who the hell runs downhill?
[00:05:33]  Let me read the article, man.
[00:05:36]  He's crazy as hell.
[00:05:37]  All right, look.
[00:05:38]  Let me read the article.
[00:05:39]  He wasn't moving fast enough.
[00:05:41]  Hey, let me read the article.
[00:05:42]  Look, this is New York Times.
[00:05:43]  That's crazy, man, because if he's running and he falls, they're going to make fun of him.
[00:05:47]  Say, look, he's incompetent.
[00:05:48]  Who runs downhill?
[00:05:52]  That's crazy as hell.
[00:05:54]  You finished?
[00:05:55]  Read that.
[00:05:56]  Read that, man.
[00:05:56]  Go in here.
[00:05:57]  You sure you want me to read it?
[00:05:58]  You want to keep talking?
[00:06:03]  All right, look, this is the article.
[00:06:05]  This is why this is news.
[00:06:08]  You guys set the precedent.
[00:06:11]  Yep, you did.
[00:06:12]  Word for the day, kids.
[00:06:14]  Precedent.
[00:06:15]  Yeah.
[00:06:16]  You did this.
[00:06:18]  Hey, man, watch your mouth, man.
[00:06:19]  You started all these Christians watching, man.
[00:06:23]  You in a rag again, it ain't you.
[00:06:25]  Hey, look here.
[00:06:26]  Hey, hey, let me read the article.
[00:06:28]  I'm going to get you a change so you can change your tampon, man.
[00:06:31]  All right, look.
[00:06:31]  The president also appeared to have trouble raising a glass of water to his mouth during a speech at West Point a day before he turned 74.
[00:06:39]  The oldest a president has been in his first term.
[00:06:42]  Goes on to say.
[00:06:44]  They rose up.
[00:06:45]  They brought up the fact he was the oldest president at that time.
[00:06:48]  How old is Joe right now?
[00:06:49]  How old is Joe?
[00:06:49]  He's the oldest president at this time, right?
[00:06:52]  Y'all can bring it up.
[00:06:53]  But hey, conservatives, we're not allowed to.
[00:06:56]  This is not news.
[00:06:57]  Look, Mr. Trump, who turned 74 on Sunday, the oldest a U.S. president has been in his first term, was recorded hesitantly descending the ramp one step at a time after he delivered an address to graduating cadets at the New York Base Academy on Saturday.
[00:07:13]  That's just being safe.
[00:07:14]  Right?
[00:07:15]  That's that one article.
[00:07:16]  Then this next article, CNN, of course, they had to jump in.
[00:07:19]  That's crazy as hell.
[00:07:20]  You're going to skip, run down a ramp.
[00:07:22]  Look, why the Trump?
[00:07:23]  Look at this.
[00:07:24]  President Trump's slow and halting descent down a ramp following his commencement speech at West Point lit up the internet over the weekend with many speculating about whether he was in ill health.
[00:07:36]  Trump, because he is Trump, responded to the criticism late Saturday night with this tweet.
[00:07:40]  Yeah, let's read.
[00:07:41]  This is the best part.
[00:07:43]  That ramp that I descended after my West Point commencement speech was very long and steep, had no handrail, and most importantly, was very slippery.
[00:07:52]  The last thing I was going to do was fall for the fake news to have fun with it.
[00:07:56]  Final 10 feet, I ran down to level ground, momentum.
[00:07:59]  Yeah.
[00:07:59]  I mean, it's like, well, you know, the people that's writing, I mean, I mean, these people on the, these liberals, man, some of them are, they are very stupid, man.
[00:08:10]  What do you mean?
[00:08:11]  They don't see things like that.
[00:08:12]  You see how quick I picked up on that?
[00:08:15]  Picked up on what?
[00:08:16]  Him.
[00:08:16]  That article, man.
[00:08:18]  Who the hell run down a ramp, man?
[00:08:19]  Yeah, I get it.
[00:08:20]  I picked up on that, what?
[00:08:21]  A couple seconds?
[00:08:22]  Because I'm smart.
[00:08:23]  I'm sharp.
[00:08:24]  I mean, I don't see.
[00:08:25]  I'm intelligent.
[00:08:26]  I get that.
[00:08:27]  Liberals, man, I don't think they're very smart, man.
[00:08:30]  They take advantage of those people.
[00:08:32]  No, they're not dumb.
[00:08:34]  Who the hell?
[00:08:35]  Who the hell is going to read that and think that shit sounds right?
[00:08:38]  Somebody walking, running down a damn ramp.
[00:08:42]  Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying like this.
[00:08:44]  They just stupid.
[00:08:53]  If you did, if you read that article and you're totally objective, you have no biases.
[00:08:58]  That's the thing.
[00:08:58]  That article makes no sense.
[00:09:00]  That's the thing.
[00:09:02]  That's not news.
[00:09:03]  What it's news is, it's a man falling up the steps.
[00:09:08]  It didn't have the audacity to turn around and give you a 10 salute.
[00:09:13]  A what salute?
[00:09:15]  Give him a 10 for that, man.
[00:09:18]  All right, man.
[00:09:19]  Let me do some talking.
[00:09:21]  Look here.
[00:09:22]  I don't see too many people at that age that Trump's at and Joe Biden running down ramps to begin with.
[00:09:29]  You ain't going to see me running down no damn ramps.
[00:09:31]  Not at six.
[00:09:33]  I mean, just nobody does that.
[00:09:35]  Who the hell skips or runs down a ramp?
[00:09:38]  Huh?
[00:09:38]  I ain't never seen that.
[00:09:40]  I haven't even seen that on Wizard of Oz, man.
[00:09:42]  I ain't seen it on no cartoon, no fairy tale.
[00:09:44]  I ain't even seen nobody in the movies skipping or running down a damn ramp, man.
[00:09:48]  Yeah, it's like when Trump's in office, y'all had this bias against him.
[00:09:53]  What if he does, you're going to make him look better?
[00:09:55]  That's why we even talked about this today.
[00:09:56]  Y'all set the precedent.
[00:09:57]  Y'all even said Trump was trying to start a world war when they bombed that damn Iranian general.
[00:10:04]  Yeah.
[00:10:04]  Yeah, y'all act like the dude wasn't a terrorist.
[00:10:06]  Y'all act like he was just some damn used camel salesman in Iran that just sold camels for a living.
[00:10:12]  Yeah, had the world's best chicken curry or something.
[00:10:15]  No, man, that dude didn't have the world's best chicken curry.
[00:10:18]  He was not out there selling used camels.
[00:10:20]  This dude was a killer.
[00:10:22]  He was a terrorist, man.
[00:10:23]  Yeah.
[00:10:23]  He was plotting against our government to take people out.
[00:10:26]  And y'all had the audacity to go after Trump after he had to neutralize him.
[00:10:30]  What did he say?
[00:10:31]  He was plotting to take out the government.
[00:10:33]  Oh, during some official embassy.
[00:10:35]  Yeah.
[00:10:35]  He was embassy.
[00:10:36]  He planned embassy attacks.
[00:10:37]  But Trump was starting a world war.
[00:10:40]  Then Biden gets on TV and that dude, George Stepanopoulos, or whatever his name is, he asked him a dumb question.
[00:10:45]  Is he a killer?
[00:10:46]  He started all this.
[00:10:48]  George, whatever your name is, you start.
[00:10:50]  Hold up, let me finish.
[00:10:51]  You started this whole conversation.
[00:10:53]  You said, is he a killer?
[00:10:55]  Is he a killer?
[00:10:56]  He's a family, Keith.
[00:10:57]  And then Biden's right that's calling the Russian President Putin a killer.
[00:11:02]  Y'all ain't talking.
[00:11:02]  Y'all ain't got these new stories that he's going to start a world war.
[00:11:05]  Hey, George.
[00:11:06]  Look here, son.
[00:11:08]  You need to bring down the temperature.
[00:11:11]  Bring it way down.
[00:11:13]  But you trying to start a war, Russia?
[00:11:16]  So, how are you going to ask the president of the United States some of that on live TV, man?
[00:11:21]  You are a journalist.
[00:11:22]  You have a responsibility to keep America safe.
[00:11:25]  I mean, if the man is a killer, why are you taunting the man?
[00:11:32]  You think if I know somebody's a vicious killer, a murderer, look at that stupid ass murderer over there.
[00:11:37]  Look at that killer.
[00:11:39]  You taunting that man.
[00:11:40]  And Putin, Putin responded.
[00:11:42]  He challenged Biden for open live debate, live on television, because he knows this dude live.
[00:11:50]  Yeah.
[00:11:50]  It's like a walking meme.
[00:11:52]  The dude is not.
[00:11:53]  It's his own reality show, man.
[00:11:55]  Yeah.
[00:11:56]  What's that show, The Kardashians?
[00:11:58]  They just call it the Kardashians, right?

=== Taunting the President (01:24) ===

[00:12:00]  Yeah.
[00:12:01]  The hell you talking about?
[00:12:02]  I'm trying to cover a name for his reality show.
[00:12:04]  Biden?
[00:12:05]  The Bidens.
[00:12:06]  Weekend at Bidens.
[00:12:08]  Remember, weekend at Burdens?
[00:12:09]  Starring is crackhead son hunter.
[00:12:13]  Weekend at Bidens, yeah.
[00:12:15]  Man, that will get man.
[00:12:17]  Y'all will beat the Kardashians and race.
[00:12:19]  Yes.
[00:12:19]  I tune in for that.
[00:12:20]  Just laugh at your silly ass.
[00:12:21]  And your son right there smoking crack.
[00:12:24]  Yeah, but make sure y'all are authentic.
[00:12:25]  Don't be doing none of this fake stuff like sitting down, y'all playing chess.
[00:12:28]  No, have the crackpipes out.
[00:12:30]  Have the prostitutes out.
[00:12:33]  I mean, just keep it 100.
[00:12:35]  Have Joe out there playing with his dog, just breaking his damn ankles again.
[00:12:38]  Yeah, have Joe falling down a hill or running down a ramp doing something crazy.
[00:12:42]  Yeah.
[00:12:43]  But you guys set the precedent for this.
[00:12:45]  Yeah, they did, man.
[00:12:48]  That was a damn good show.
[00:12:50]  Yeah.
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