Sarah Fuller, the first female SEC football player, kicks off for Vanderbilt against Missouri in a historically significant yet critically panned performance. The host dismisses her placement as preferential treatment rather than merit, mocking her "squib kick" and the team's 42-0 loss while questioning if society values equality or special accommodations. Ultimately, the segment frames Fuller's participation not as a triumph of inclusion, but as an unearned disruption to traditional athletic standards. [Automatically generated summary]
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Sarah's Female Football League00:09:46
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They just made history.
Big five football in college football.
The Vanderbilt Commodores, they just, man, let me show you the tape.
This would normally be a 21-0 game.
Probably not a whole lot of interest with a three-score advantage for Missouri, but there is huge interest because we are about to witness history in college football.
Vanderbilt Commodore is coming back onto the field.
They will kick off to start the second half, and Sarah Fuller will kick off for Vanderbilt to become the very first woman to compete in the Southeastern Conference in a football game and a power five football game.
And there she is, wearing number 32, her soccer jersey number, and just six days ago was winning an SEC soccer tournament championship in Orange Beach, Alabama.
And wouldn't you know it, history is on the field in Columbia, Missouri, as Sarah Fuller is about to put her right foot into a football, speaking volumes to women around the world.
Awesome, awesome woman.
You can hit a crowd.
Everybody understands what's happening right now.
This is a pretty cool moment.
And the kick down at the 35-yard line.
It's Sarah Fuller.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Man, yeah, they just made history the worst kickoff ever.
Y'all know, okay, I'm into football.
When a kicker kicks the ball, they're supposed to run down the field and be in position to tackle.
Not her.
She ran straight off the field.
You know why?
Because she's a girl.
She tried to make contact with them big ass dudes.
If I was catching the ball, I'd be like, what a girl at?
Yeah, come on, Sarah.
Come get some of this.
You want some equality?
I'm going to run your ass over.
Vanderbilt, y'all should change y'all's name, man.
Yeah.
Change it from the Vanderbilt Commodores to the Vanderbilt Social Justice Warriors.
Yeah.
I was going to say something else, but this video would have got taken down.
Hey, look, look, I'm all for women.
If they want to play a man sport, I'm all for it.
So long is that woman earned her way on the field?
Yeah, she can't be on the team just because she's a woman.
She's supposed to be on the team because she's an asset to the other players.
Yeah.
And she's a better kicker than all the guys.
Like, if a woman wants to be a Navy SEAL, she can be a Navy SEAL if she's one of the baddest men on this planet.
Yeah.
Physically.
If she can cope with being a SEAL.
Just don't make a woman a Navy SEAL just because she's a woman.
She has to earn her way on.
I'm 46.
I know I look pretty good, but I'm falling apart.
Got an arthritic back.
My big toes got arthritis in that.
I got arthritis in one of my hips.
I bet you if I went on that field, I'd have kicked that ball farther.
Okay, look here.
That's the weak, that position she on the team as a kicker.
That's typically the weakest non-athletic dude on the team.
It's always the kicker.
You're just gifted physically when it comes to kicking the ball.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I want to see Sarah play a real position.
You know what I'm saying?
Folks, y'all make her the running back, hand it off to her.
I want to see how Sarah hits the hole, make her cut.
Yeah, I want to see her make a cut, make somebody miss.
I want to see her run somebody over.
Matter of fact, I want to see Sarah receive a kickoff.
I want to see Sarah high-stepping in the end zone like Deion Sanders.
I want to see that.
Yeah, I want to see Sarah's middle linebacker.
See that running back coming through the hole?
Bam.
I want to see Sarah take him down.
Sarah takes him down, puts him up, sends him to the hospital.
You know what's going to happen?
Sarah's never going to be in a position to have kids again.
That's what's going to happen.
She's going to get physically hurt.
I mean, if I was in the stands and I saw Sarah run on the field and I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like, damn, that boy got some childburnt hips on him.
That boy's got a nice ass on him.
I'm not a homosexual, but boy, he's got a nice ass.
Then when he kicked the ball, white man, that is a girl.
Did y'all hear the crowd when she kicked the ball?
It's like, whoa, that was cool.
Did y'all hear that?
That was horrible.
I mean, that tells me a majority of people did not know that was a female.
That was one sore ass kick.
Come on, fellas.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's do something.
At that point, they was actually down 21 to nothing.
But look here.
I mean, why are y'all just giving her the position just because she's a woman?
I would say start your own female league, but who the hell wants to watch a bunch of manly women with childburn hips slow as ice water run up and down the field?
You're like, man, man, seeing men fast athletic is cool, man.
She's at the 20.
15, 5, touchdown.
Boy, did you see that move?
Women to be like, Sarah's at the 20.
She's at the 19.
She's damn near at the 18.
She's finally at the 18.
She's coming up over 17.
She's running out of gas.
She is fumbling, rumbling, stumbling.
She's fumbled your football.
Nobody even touched her.
She's trying to pick the ball up.
She falls flat on her face.
Now, look, hey, hey, hey.
I'm not saying she's not athletic.
She's a wonderful soccer player.
What I hear, she's a great soccer player.
They just won an NCAA championship.
But being a great soccer player doesn't mean you're a great football player.
Yeah, what the hell soccer got to do with football?
Just because you kick balls?
One ball is round, the other's over.
Yeah.
Then again, I'm just saying this.
A woman, you can play football.
You can play with other men if you want to, if you want to, but you have to earn your way on the team.
Yeah, you just can't get the position just because you can give birth to babies.
Yeah, that's the only reason why.
Yeah.
Everybody's clapping.
Oh, this is history.
No, this is setting women back.
Yeah, this is preferential treatment.
You mean to tell me it was no other man on that football team that was a better kicker?
I mean, was she with the football team at the beginning of the year?
Did she earn her spot?
Or did they think this is something cool?
Hey, let's have Sarah come on and be the first female soccer player, first female to play football.
Look, that kick was horrible.
I've seen males in high school, 17, 8 years old, 18 years old, kick 50, 60-yard field goals.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I mean, that kick she did, maybe it was great for a girl.
It was horrible for a guy.
That was a squib kick.
And she ran straight off to the field.
Yeah.
Y'all just threw out there because y'all wanted to make history.
You want to be a distraction.
Y'all was down 21 to nothing.
Me and your football team sucked.
Maybe she did earn her way on the team.
Because you guys suck.
They actually lost 42 to nothing.
They made the coach, the scapegoat.
They fired his black ass.
Yeah.
They fired him.
They lost 42 to nothing.
It makes you think, why did he get his job?
Because he's black.
Because he sucks as a football coach.
You got a female kicking for you.
Yeah.
You could take a dude off the streets that's in just good shape, train him for like three or four days farther than that.
Yeah, it's just.
It's just that there's an imbalance between men and women physically.
Do you really want equality or do you want preferential treatment?
Because I know she didn't earn her way on the team.
That's the only thing I have against this whole thing.
If she was a member of the team from the beginning of the year, she was practicing with the team.
She's a great kicker.
Oh, I've been up there with everybody.
I've been clapping it just because that would have been awesome.
The woman playing, actually, you know, that'd be a tough one.
She kicked the ball.
She's running down the field.
Yeah, come on, get some.
Bam.
Oh, she.
She kicked that boss.
Yeah, man.
I don't know what's coming to society.
I mean, it's nothing wrong being a woman.
It's nothing wrong being a man.
Stop trying to, like, men don't try to do women stuff.
Like, what's some stuff women?
I'm going to go, you know what?
Since y'all want to be all woke and shit, next year, y'all keep this up?
I'm going to try for the ladies of the WNBA.
And you got to let me play, or that's discrimination.
Be the first man to ever play.
I'm going to school all you women.
I'm going to take you down on the block.
I'm going to drop step you.
I'm going to make all y'all look like fools.
Man, seriously, them women will tear you up and battle.
No, they won't.
Them women like six foot nine.
Now, when I put one of these bowls in one of them kitten, I get physical with you.
That woman gonna back off.
Yeah, I'm gonna be like Charles Barkley on y'all.
Yeah, that's gonna go.
They're gonna call us the round mound of rebound.
When I get on that court, you women are gonna back away.
Do you want equality or do you want preferential treatment?
They want this was preferential.
This is preferential treatment.
The Round Mound of Rebound00:00:36
She didn't earn her weight.
That's the only thing I have against this.
Yeah.
What is this world coming to?
Vanderbilt Commodores.
The Vanderbilt SJWs.
The black guy was escape.
Find your black ass.
That was the damn good show.
Yeah.
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