Hodgetwins - The First Female College Football Player
Aired: 2020-12-02
Duration: 10:23


=== Sarah's Female Football League (09:46) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Yeah.
[00:00:03]  Change it up a bit.
[00:00:04]  It's going to be a light-hearted show.
[00:00:05]  Yeah.
[00:00:06]  It's going to be political, though.
[00:00:07]  Yeah, but before it starts, show, got a sale going.
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[00:00:16]  Just give them a Black Fridays matter.
[00:00:18]  You hear that?
[00:00:19]  Black Fridays Matter.
[00:00:20]  I was going to go with White Fridays, but it was too triggered.
[00:00:25]  You get 25% off, and you'll be supporting fellow conservatives.
[00:00:29]  Yeah.
[00:00:30]  Let's start the show.
[00:00:31]  They just made history.
[00:00:33]  Big five football in college football.
[00:00:36]  The Vanderbilt Commodores, they just, man, let me show you the tape.
[00:00:44]  This would normally be a 21-0 game.
[00:00:46]  Probably not a whole lot of interest with a three-score advantage for Missouri, but there is huge interest because we are about to witness history in college football.
[00:00:55]  Vanderbilt Commodore is coming back onto the field.
[00:00:58]  They will kick off to start the second half, and Sarah Fuller will kick off for Vanderbilt to become the very first woman to compete in the Southeastern Conference in a football game and a power five football game.
[00:01:12]  And there she is, wearing number 32, her soccer jersey number, and just six days ago was winning an SEC soccer tournament championship in Orange Beach, Alabama.
[00:01:23]  And wouldn't you know it, history is on the field in Columbia, Missouri, as Sarah Fuller is about to put her right foot into a football, speaking volumes to women around the world.
[00:01:40]  Awesome, awesome woman.
[00:01:41]  You can hit a crowd.
[00:01:42]  Everybody understands what's happening right now.
[00:01:44]  This is a pretty cool moment.
[00:01:54]  And the kick down at the 35-yard line.
[00:01:57]  It's Sarah Fuller.
[00:01:59]  Happy Thanksgiving.
[00:02:01]  Man, yeah, they just made history the worst kickoff ever.
[00:02:06]  Y'all know, okay, I'm into football.
[00:02:08]  When a kicker kicks the ball, they're supposed to run down the field and be in position to tackle.
[00:02:12]  Not her.
[00:02:12]  She ran straight off the field.
[00:02:14]  You know why?
[00:02:15]  Because she's a girl.
[00:02:19]  She tried to make contact with them big ass dudes.
[00:02:22]  If I was catching the ball, I'd be like, what a girl at?
[00:02:26]  Yeah, come on, Sarah.
[00:02:27]  Come get some of this.
[00:02:28]  You want some equality?
[00:02:30]  I'm going to run your ass over.
[00:02:34]  Vanderbilt, y'all should change y'all's name, man.
[00:02:37]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Change it from the Vanderbilt Commodores to the Vanderbilt Social Justice Warriors.
[00:02:44]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  I was going to say something else, but this video would have got taken down.
[00:02:48]  Hey, look, look, I'm all for women.
[00:02:51]  If they want to play a man sport, I'm all for it.
[00:02:53]  So long is that woman earned her way on the field?
[00:02:57]  Yeah, she can't be on the team just because she's a woman.
[00:03:00]  She's supposed to be on the team because she's an asset to the other players.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  And she's a better kicker than all the guys.
[00:03:07]  Like, if a woman wants to be a Navy SEAL, she can be a Navy SEAL if she's one of the baddest men on this planet.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:14]  Physically.
[00:03:16]  If she can cope with being a SEAL.
[00:03:17]  Just don't make a woman a Navy SEAL just because she's a woman.
[00:03:21]  She has to earn her way on.
[00:03:24]  I'm 46.
[00:03:25]  I know I look pretty good, but I'm falling apart.
[00:03:28]  Got an arthritic back.
[00:03:29]  My big toes got arthritis in that.
[00:03:32]  I got arthritis in one of my hips.
[00:03:34]  I bet you if I went on that field, I'd have kicked that ball farther.
[00:03:38]  Okay, look here.
[00:03:40]  That's the weak, that position she on the team as a kicker.
[00:03:44]  That's typically the weakest non-athletic dude on the team.
[00:03:49]  It's always the kicker.
[00:03:50]  You're just gifted physically when it comes to kicking the ball.
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:53]  So, I mean, I want to see Sarah play a real position.
[00:03:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:58]  Folks, y'all make her the running back, hand it off to her.
[00:04:01]  I want to see how Sarah hits the hole, make her cut.
[00:04:03]  Yeah, I want to see her make a cut, make somebody miss.
[00:04:05]  I want to see her run somebody over.
[00:04:07]  Matter of fact, I want to see Sarah receive a kickoff.
[00:04:11]  I want to see Sarah high-stepping in the end zone like Deion Sanders.
[00:04:15]  I want to see that.
[00:04:16]  Yeah, I want to see Sarah's middle linebacker.
[00:04:18]  See that running back coming through the hole?
[00:04:20]  Bam.
[00:04:21]  I want to see Sarah take him down.
[00:04:22]  Sarah takes him down, puts him up, sends him to the hospital.
[00:04:25]  You know what's going to happen?
[00:04:26]  Sarah's never going to be in a position to have kids again.
[00:04:29]  That's what's going to happen.
[00:04:30]  She's going to get physically hurt.
[00:04:32]  I mean, if I was in the stands and I saw Sarah run on the field and I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like, damn, that boy got some childburnt hips on him.
[00:04:39]  That boy's got a nice ass on him.
[00:04:42]  I'm not a homosexual, but boy, he's got a nice ass.
[00:04:46]  Then when he kicked the ball, white man, that is a girl.
[00:04:49]  Did y'all hear the crowd when she kicked the ball?
[00:04:51]  It's like, whoa, that was cool.
[00:04:53]  Did y'all hear that?
[00:04:55]  That was horrible.
[00:04:57]  I mean, that tells me a majority of people did not know that was a female.
[00:05:04]  That was one sore ass kick.
[00:05:07]  Come on, fellas.
[00:05:08]  Come on.
[00:05:09]  Come on.
[00:05:09]  Let's do something.
[00:05:10]  At that point, they was actually down 21 to nothing.
[00:05:13]  But look here.
[00:05:15]  I mean, why are y'all just giving her the position just because she's a woman?
[00:05:18]  I would say start your own female league, but who the hell wants to watch a bunch of manly women with childburn hips slow as ice water run up and down the field?
[00:05:28]  You're like, man, man, seeing men fast athletic is cool, man.
[00:05:32]  She's at the 20.
[00:05:33]  15, 5, touchdown.
[00:05:36]  Boy, did you see that move?
[00:05:39]  Women to be like, Sarah's at the 20.
[00:05:43]  She's at the 19.
[00:05:45]  She's damn near at the 18.
[00:05:49]  She's finally at the 18.
[00:05:52]  She's coming up over 17.
[00:05:55]  She's running out of gas.
[00:05:58]  She is fumbling, rumbling, stumbling.
[00:06:02]  She's fumbled your football.
[00:06:04]  Nobody even touched her.
[00:06:06]  She's trying to pick the ball up.
[00:06:08]  She falls flat on her face.
[00:06:12]  Now, look, hey, hey, hey.
[00:06:14]  I'm not saying she's not athletic.
[00:06:16]  She's a wonderful soccer player.
[00:06:18]  What I hear, she's a great soccer player.
[00:06:20]  They just won an NCAA championship.
[00:06:23]  But being a great soccer player doesn't mean you're a great football player.
[00:06:26]  Yeah, what the hell soccer got to do with football?
[00:06:28]  Just because you kick balls?
[00:06:30]  One ball is round, the other's over.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.
[00:06:32]  Then again, I'm just saying this.
[00:06:34]  A woman, you can play football.
[00:06:35]  You can play with other men if you want to, if you want to, but you have to earn your way on the team.
[00:06:41]  Yeah, you just can't get the position just because you can give birth to babies.
[00:06:45]  Yeah, that's the only reason why.
[00:06:47]  Yeah.
[00:06:48]  Everybody's clapping.
[00:06:49]  Oh, this is history.
[00:06:50]  No, this is setting women back.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, this is preferential treatment.
[00:06:54]  You mean to tell me it was no other man on that football team that was a better kicker?
[00:06:59]  I mean, was she with the football team at the beginning of the year?
[00:07:02]  Did she earn her spot?
[00:07:04]  Or did they think this is something cool?
[00:07:06]  Hey, let's have Sarah come on and be the first female soccer player, first female to play football.
[00:07:11]  Look, that kick was horrible.
[00:07:12]  I've seen males in high school, 17, 8 years old, 18 years old, kick 50, 60-yard field goals.
[00:07:21]  Yeah, right?
[00:07:22]  Yeah.
[00:07:23]  I mean, that kick she did, maybe it was great for a girl.
[00:07:26]  It was horrible for a guy.
[00:07:27]  That was a squib kick.
[00:07:29]  And she ran straight off to the field.
[00:07:31]  Yeah.
[00:07:32]  Y'all just threw out there because y'all wanted to make history.
[00:07:34]  You want to be a distraction.
[00:07:35]  Y'all was down 21 to nothing.
[00:07:37]  Me and your football team sucked.
[00:07:38]  Maybe she did earn her way on the team.
[00:07:41]  Because you guys suck.
[00:07:43]  They actually lost 42 to nothing.
[00:07:46]  They made the coach, the scapegoat.
[00:07:47]  They fired his black ass.
[00:07:49]  Yeah.
[00:07:49]  They fired him.
[00:07:50]  They lost 42 to nothing.
[00:07:51]  It makes you think, why did he get his job?
[00:07:53]  Because he's black.
[00:07:55]  Because he sucks as a football coach.
[00:07:57]  You got a female kicking for you.
[00:08:00]  Yeah.
[00:08:00]  You could take a dude off the streets that's in just good shape, train him for like three or four days farther than that.
[00:08:07]  Yeah, it's just.
[00:08:08]  It's just that there's an imbalance between men and women physically.
[00:08:12]  Do you really want equality or do you want preferential treatment?
[00:08:15]  Because I know she didn't earn her way on the team.
[00:08:18]  That's the only thing I have against this whole thing.
[00:08:20]  If she was a member of the team from the beginning of the year, she was practicing with the team.
[00:08:24]  She's a great kicker.
[00:08:25]  Oh, I've been up there with everybody.
[00:08:27]  I've been clapping it just because that would have been awesome.
[00:08:30]  The woman playing, actually, you know, that'd be a tough one.
[00:08:34]  She kicked the ball.
[00:08:35]  She's running down the field.
[00:08:36]  Yeah, come on, get some.
[00:08:37]  Bam.
[00:08:39]  Oh, she.
[00:08:40]  She kicked that boss.
[00:08:46]  Yeah, man.
[00:08:46]  I don't know what's coming to society.
[00:08:48]  I mean, it's nothing wrong being a woman.
[00:08:50]  It's nothing wrong being a man.
[00:08:52]  Stop trying to, like, men don't try to do women stuff.
[00:08:55]  Like, what's some stuff women?
[00:08:57]  I'm going to go, you know what?
[00:08:58]  Since y'all want to be all woke and shit, next year, y'all keep this up?
[00:09:03]  I'm going to try for the ladies of the WNBA.
[00:09:06]  And you got to let me play, or that's discrimination.
[00:09:08]  Be the first man to ever play.
[00:09:09]  I'm going to school all you women.
[00:09:12]  I'm going to take you down on the block.
[00:09:14]  I'm going to drop step you.
[00:09:16]  I'm going to make all y'all look like fools.
[00:09:18]  Man, seriously, them women will tear you up and battle.
[00:09:21]  No, they won't.
[00:09:21]  Them women like six foot nine.
[00:09:22]  Now, when I put one of these bowls in one of them kitten, I get physical with you.
[00:09:27]  That woman gonna back off.
[00:09:28]  Yeah, I'm gonna be like Charles Barkley on y'all.
[00:09:31]  Yeah, that's gonna go.
[00:09:32]  They're gonna call us the round mound of rebound.
[00:09:35]  When I get on that court, you women are gonna back away.
[00:09:39]  Do you want equality or do you want preferential treatment?
[00:09:43]  They want this was preferential.
[00:09:44]  This is preferential treatment.

=== The Round Mound of Rebound (00:36) ===

[00:09:46]  She didn't earn her weight.
[00:09:46]  That's the only thing I have against this.
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:52]  What is this world coming to?
[00:09:54]  Vanderbilt Commodores.
[00:09:56]  The Vanderbilt SJWs.
[00:09:59]  The black guy was escape.
[00:10:00]  Find your black ass.
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