Hodgetwins host critiques Oregon Governor Kate Brown's Thanksgiving gathering restrictions, mocking the enforcement of her executive order while predicting racial profiling against Black voters. He highlights Democratic hypocrisy, citing Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and California Governor Gavin Newsome violating their own mandates, and argues that voting liberal empowers politicians to enforce dangerous police overreach. Ultimately, the segment frames these restrictions as a tool for political control rather than public safety, urging listeners to resist enforcement while mocking the virus's low mortality rate. [Automatically generated summary]
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Kick Kids Out of House00:03:47
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Yeah, tomorrow is happy tyranny day Not Thanksgiving straight tyranny And for all the black people to vote for your liberal mayors and governors.
I hope they take your black asses.
I Hope some Kern calls the damn white police officer.
He come in your house and drag your black ass to prison, because that's what you deserve.
You voted for it.
You deserve what you get.
Happy Tyranny day, hey, hey.
But before we get into the video hey, we throwing black friday sale.
You black people gonna really like this discount code.
Black fridays matter.
You get 25 because black fridays matter.
Yeah, all right.
Oregon Thanksgiving, that's tomorrow, right?
Yeah man, i'm so thankful.
Yeah, I already got big plans.
I'm actually driving to that communist state they call California.
Yeah town, you forny, right.
But anyway, how many people gonna be with that man?
Man, i'm gonna have 500 people.
I want the cop show in my house.
You ain't getting in because I ain't opening the door.
I bet I say, go back, go get you a warrant, then you can come in his house.
Yeah uh, I ain't doing nothing against the constitution.
I'm in here bonding with family members, my kids having us some turkey, some ham, having us a good old time.
I'm going to uh California, it's going to be at the in-laws.
I think it's going to be me.
Well, me and my family.
That's five right there.
To begin with yeah, and then it's going to be like four or five other families there.
So we looking at about 30 to 40, 30 to 50 people.
If you count the kids, it's gonna be about 50 people, these Mexican families too.
You know how many kids they got.
You probably gonna have a small bar.
You're gonna have a small show over there.
Yeah, you have about 100 people at the house, but anyway it's gonna be at least 25 kids in my house at least, spreading all kinds of covet.
But we're gonna infect the whole neighborhood.
Man, guess what?
You can't come to my house because I know my rights.
Can't come to my house unless I willingly let you come in and search.
Yeah, not gonna get it in my house.
Yeah, I have rights, I know my rights.
Come back what you want.
Come back what you want.
Can't get a warrant unless i'm breaking that's evidence and i'm breaking, i'm actually breaking.
Hey man, what kind of judge will sign a warrant for you to bust in somebody's house during thanksgiving what think?
There's gonna be 30 people over there.
How many cars out front?
How many cars gonna be?
15 cars?
Make sure we send swat over there too.
They got even got a jumper there.
It's gonna be a bunch of kids over there.
Hey, don't knock, just bust in there.
This is a no-knock warrant.
Don't identify yourself, just kick the damn door down hey.
So here recently, the governor in Oregon, yeah um, she's put some I think it's no more than six people to a house during crazy as hell.
What house has only got six people during thanksgiving, Thanksgiving?
right?
I mean, people in prison got more people together during Thanksgiving.
How the hell you only gonna have six people for Thanksgiving?
That's a normal-sized family, man.
That's how big my family is.
It's just, you know what?
Me, wife, man, Eli.
You count the kids.
Ray.
Nana.
Casey.
If I have, oh yeah, I got a dog, Milo.
I got seven people in my house.
All of us going to jail.
Yeah, man.
You got to kick.
You got to kick some of your kids out.
Yeah, man.
I bet just my family's six people.
Cops Enforcing Six Person Limit00:08:20
All right.
But anyway, to the topic at hand, recently the governor of Oregon, right?
I think it's a limitator.
Yeah, six people, right?
Six people, man.
So she was interviewed and he asked her if you see something.
Shut up.
Let me still do some talking.
If you see, so they asked the governor.
If you tell them, man, show them the video, man.
I'm going to tell them a little bit too.
They asked the governor what you should do if you see a family, a household where there's more than the limit.
This is what she had to say.
We've told you these new restrictions are in place to prevent more infections and death.
The so-called freeze also includes limits on social gatherings.
But we're also hearing from some leaders who say those restrictions and plans to enforce them are too much.
Governor Brown signed an executive order that makes those restrictions enforceable with arrests or fines.
So we wanted to know if that means people should call police if they see neighbors ignoring the rules.
This is no different than what happens if there's a party down the street and it's keeping everyone awake.
What do neighbors do?
They call law enforcement because it's too noisy.
Man, they call Trump a dictator.
What the hell you call this?
Trump ain't never said nothing like this.
That's crazy as hell.
All right, but anyway, this woman compared this whole situation is COVID, calling the cops on COVID people, all these people.
She compared it to, you know, a party.
It's too loud and noisy.
You're actually breaking the law.
That's noise laws, noise.
What's it?
Ordinances, you call it?
This is not an actual law.
Just because you mandate this is not an actual law.
Yeah.
Actually, how can police stations, especially in most of our major libertar cities, I mean, you don't have the manpower.
Yeah, they don't even show up when somebody's murdered in your state.
Now they're going miraculously show up for COVID.
I mean, cops even show up when there's protests, when there was burning down police stations, rioting, looting stores, cops didn't show up.
But you want cops to show up and enforce a Thanksgiving quarantine?
I mean, you don't even have the manpower.
You know what's crazy how BS this whole COVID?
Yeah.
Okay, let's say the cops try to enforce this.
You think they're showing up in hazmat suits?
Nah, they're just going to show up with their gun, a little mask, eyeballs wide open.
Yeah.
Dragging people to jail.
They getting COVID.
And I can just, I can already see the optics.
Just imagine, everybody.
You see five white police officers going into a black neighborhood, ripping and pulling black people out of their house for breaking this ordinance.
Yeah.
The optics of that.
Let alone, I mean, look how sensitive things are now between white cops and blacks.
That's what you inviting.
You're going to make things worse.
You people that's complaining about the cops are racist.
You liberals that vote for your Democrat politicians, your governors, you're giving your government that much more power over you.
You say defund the police, but you give the police and your government more power over you.
They're telling you how many people you can have over your house.
Don't you see the irony in that?
Y'all want to, I mean, that's what we Republicans believe in, man.
Limited government.
Powers in the people, not for your government to take care of you.
Yeah, suppose you call the cops because it's dangerous.
You're spreading COVID.
You're just making a situation that's not really dangerous at all.
This virus is 99% survival rate.
Yeah.
You're making this situation dangerous for the cops because when uh cops get hurt, it's typically in a domestic incident, like going in somebody's house, yeah, going to somebody's house.
That's when cops, majority of time, they get injured or killed.
Yeah, so you're putting cops' lives in danger by trying to enforce something as stupid as this freaking COVID-19 restriction for something that's got a 99% survival rate.
So you're gonna lock up people, you're gonna lock their kids up.
What are you gonna do with the kids?
You're gonna put them in cages.
Mike, I see you sitting in jail right now.
I'm like, hey, what you in jail for?
Man, I had too many people in my house.
If I was that criminal in jail, I'd be like, man, just turn around.
I gotta violate you.
You mean to tell me you just open the door and let the cops come inside your house?
You know, you have rights.
I can't see me.
They got me.
They got a warrant and knocked the damn door down.
I wasn't open to nothing.
Yeah, I even shot a couple times.
Man, this is just bizarre, man.
Yeah, and then the mayor of the uh, what was it, Denver?
Denver.
He said he tells everybody to stay home, don't travel unless you really have to.
This dude takes off with his wife and his daughter to Mississippi.
To Mississippi, man.
That's the mayor of Denver.
You already seen Blow Out Nancy.
She got her hair done during when she shut down San Francisco.
You already know about Gavin Newsome in California.
Yeah, look what Gavin Newsome did.
He talked about they were outside for that party, no, it was inside.
And he said it was a birthday party.
Nah, he was, there was a party with a, what do you call him?
Damn.
A lobbyist.
He was meeting with a lobbyist.
Don't forget about the Chicago Mayor talking about y'all can protest any way you want, but except my street.
It's like, do as I say, not as I do.
I mean, they make rules for you guys.
They don't have to necessarily follow them.
Because they don't really believe in the rules that they're trying to implement.
Because they think you're stupid.
Yeah, but I'm waiting for these videos to come out.
I know it's going to be some stupid cops out there.
Y'all know not all cops are like on the right.
The knuckles are, you know, there's some liberal cops out there.
They're going to, they are stupid.
How can you be liberal and a cop?
I mean, it's like saying I'm black and I'm a Nazi.
Those two don't go together.
Yeah.
Don't make sense.
You inviting unrest during one of the most when we supposed to be when we supposed to be coming together.
Unity.
You know what Biden asked for?
Unity.
They say they want to bring everybody together.
How are you going to bring everybody together when you're telling them they can't have a normal Thanksgiving dinner with their family?
I'm telling you, you better not see no video of no white police officer dragging a fat black woman out of the house during Thanksgiving.
I can see it now.
The damn body cam footage.
Cop walks in there.
Hey, LaQuanda, put that damn pot out.
LaQuanda, we had to go with that name again.
I like that name.
That's a good African-American name.
I ain't never met nobody named LaQuanda.
I date a girl named LaQuanda.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, I did.
Her name was LaCretia.
Lo what I went too far on that one.
LaCretia.
You know, I'm going to get off this topic.
That was Cindy.
Did I offend a lot of black people just now?
No, black people, when it comes to names, man, they're just very creative.
White people, you don't understand.
White people just stick with traditional.
Black people, like, man, you know what?
I'm tired of Steve and David and John.
I'm going to come up with my own damn name.
I'm going to, instead of David, I'm going to say Babbitt.
No, they never came on that damn stupid.
They'll take a name like Marcus.
Yeah.
Marquan.
No, they'll put like D in front of me.
DeMarcus.
DeMarcus.
Which is cool.
That's actually cool.
But DeMarcus sounds cool, man.
I've actually met a girl named Shaquita.
Yeah.
Shaq.
Her dad was a Shaq fan.
Went put Shaq and put I.T.A. on in Shiquita.
Hey, Shiquita, if you're watching this video for Thanksgiving during Thanksgiving dinner, I want you to pick up that damn sweet, but that damn pala bell, sweet potato pie, and smack your dad in the face with it.
Hey, everybody, enjoy your Thanksgiving.
Don't, if the cops come coming, don't open the door.
Don't open the door.
Talk to them through the window.
They got no more rights.
Yeah.
Come back with a warrant.
That's all you have to do.
And black people better look out for them Karens.
Them racist white women.
They calling the cops on you.
They calling the cops on your black ass.
I'm telling you right now, there's 10, at least 25 African Americans and they eating turkey.
They're drinking too, and they're loud.
And they're outside and they're gambling.
They're throwing dice.
They got a whole lot of money.
Don't Open Door to Cops00:01:21
I don't know where they got it.
That damn liberal, if that liberal cop gets that call, I'm coming over.
Not on my watch.
Y'all hate the police, but you vote for Democrats.
It gives them more power to do things like this.
Y'all really need to check yourself.
Yeah.
If you're still voting Democrat, you giving your politicians, your elected officials, more and more power over you.
Yeah.
Because Republicans, they're not enforcing this.
I don't even think physically a police department can.
They don't have the manpower.
They don't, but there's some fools out there.
They're going to all be caught on tape.
Thanksgiving evening.
I can't wait for the videos.
It's going to be like them Black Friday videos.
It's going to get crazy.
I love to see a damn judge sign a warrant to go in somebody's house during Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
Happy Tyranny Day.
Yeah.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
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