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Oct. 9, 2020 - Hodgetwins
07:44
Bernie Sanders Hold Rally For Joe Biden
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Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden face sharp criticism as the host mocks a drive-in rally where attendees wore masks against the "Chinese virus." He argues that sending the 79-year-old, post-heart-attack senator to public events endangers him while dismissing the $15 minimum wage as economically unsound, claiming it would bankrupt businesses like Walmart. Ultimately, the segment urges listeners to support Trump in 2020, framing Biden's leadership as reckless and economically disastrous. [Automatically generated summary]

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Evil People Paying Fifteen 00:06:26
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What's that fool's name?
Bernie Sanders, man.
Bernie Sanders.
Have some respect.
I forgot about that dude.
This dude out here holding rallies for Biden.
And then a true American hero showed up.
Check it out.
The American people need a wage increase.
They need a $15 an hour minimum wage.
And that is what Joe Biden is proposing.
That woman deserves a salute.
That woman's a patriot.
Thank you for your service.
Hey, what's funny is it looks like nobody's there, right?
But they was having a car, a drive-in car rally.
And people was driving up in their cars with masks on, like the Chinese virus is flying through the air.
Gonna fly in the car.
Yeah.
And that mask is gonna stop it.
I bet that would look ridiculous.
Just everybody sitting in the car with mask on.
The optics on that, just look.
Man, you liberals are something else.
They right there blowing the horns.
What are you blowing the horns for, man?
Making this old man scream above your horns?
Man, I don't think it's real safe for Bernie to be out there.
Hey, Democrats, they like to say they're about the signs.
Yeah, right.
If you're really about the signs, why does Joe Biden have his colleague, his friend, who's had a prior heart attack at the age of 79 doing rallies?
That doesn't sound like a good friend to me.
Hey, look here.
Hey, Bernie, you know if you catch that damn dollar store virus, you're going to have another heart attack.
Your damn heart is going to explode in your chest.
Personally, Bernie, if I was your friend, I'd tell you to go home, man.
Be safe.
Wear a mask.
Don't go out in public unless you really have to.
Not your friend Joe Biden.
He doesn't give a shit about you.
Yeah.
If something happens to you, you're going to die.
You probably, if, and God forbid you pass away, I can see that man showing up to your funeral saying, come on, man.
You stupid bastard.
Told you not to do it.
What does that say about Joe Biden, everybody?
Why would you have that man out there at 79 with a prior heart attack trying to get you some votes?
What does that say about Joe Biden?
Anyway, Bernie, you still on that $15 an hour stuff?
How did you come up with that number?
It's probably just sitting in his house.
Know what?
15 sounds good.
You should have gone high on that, Bernie.
I mean, you should have at least went to $25 an hour.
You could have suckered those constituents a lot easier, man.
$15?
$25 sounds better.
Yeah, man.
You preying on the idiocy of your constituents.
They probably just sit on, man.
I only make $8 an hour.
For him, I get $15 an hour.
Man, this dude is a trailblazer.
He's an American hero.
I gotta vote for this man.
He's looking out for me.
Right?
That's what the typical liberal, that's that mindset.
That's because Democrats pray naive, ignorant people.
Don't understand your salary is based on just simple economics.
Yeah.
If you actually ran a business, you understand what you have to pay out, taxes, expenses.
Yeah, you understand why they paying you seven or eight dollars instead of $15.
If he pay you $15 an hour, he's going bankrupt.
Yeah.
Give you an example.
Walmart.
Yeah.
Dog greeter.
That's minimum wage right there all day long.
You get sitting there greeting people.
Hi, how you doing?
Put your mask on.
Hey, you got to get out of here.
You ain't got a mask on.
All right.
Hey, get the hell out of here.
That's minimum wage.
Yeah.
You going to pay them $15 an hour?
If you pay them $15 an hour, how much you going to pay the cashier?
They minimum wage too.
But you know the shit they got to put up with people?
Yeah.
That's not $9.99.
That was $3.99.
What kind of business y'all running around here?
Y'all trying to rip me off.
Man, where's your manager at?
And do you know what?
The supervisors?
How much the supervisors getting paid?
I bet they around $15 an hour.
I bet supervisor around $12.50, $10.
How much you going to pay the supervisor now?
You're paying the damn dog greeter $15.
How much you going to pay the super?
I don't even want to know what you got to pay the damn mouth.
Hey, you got to pay the John $15 too.
$15 minimum wage.
I'm in there trying to get that damn $10 toaster on sale.
How much is that $10 toaster going to be tomorrow?
Damn, toaster is going to be $300.
Yeah.
You know why?
Because it's based on economics what you paying these people.
These people are not paying you $6, $7 an hour and coming out cracking a whip on you saying, work harder, boy.
They paying that person that wage because that's all they can afford.
Yeah.
The higher they pay these employees, the higher these products are going to go up.
Just simple, basic economics.
These people running these businesses, they're not evil people, and that's why they paying you what you're paying.
It's based on math.
Yeah, look at it this way.
These evil people, they're giving you a job.
They're paying you a wage.
Without them, you wouldn't have a job.
I know.
You wouldn't have anything.
What would you have then, you damn liberal?
Toaster Prices Explode 00:01:17
Anyway, man.
Hey, hey, let me say this to Bernie, man.
Yeah, tell Bernie.
Talk to him.
Look, man, I don't know what kind of relationship you have with Joe.
Don't seem like it's going too good.
I mean, he's sending you out to your death.
Look, if your friends are not going to tell you, your colleagues are not going to tell you, I'm based on, I'm looking at it from the signs.
You are 79 years old.
You have had a prior heart attack.
You're high risk.
If you catch COVID, chance of you dying is very high.
I'm a person to tell you you should go home.
Don't go outside unless you really have to.
Wear a mask as best you can, wherever you are.
You should be quarantined.
You should be quarantined.
I don't know why they let you go out like this.
That is, this is crazy to me.
And I'm conservative when I think that.
Don't be trying to rally for votes for a man that's probably going to call you a stupid bastard after you pass away.
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