Hodgetwins - Bernie Sanders Hold Rally For Joe Biden
Aired: 2020-10-09
Duration: 07:44


=== Evil People Paying Fifteen (06:26) ===

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[00:00:53]  Yeah.
[00:00:54]  What's that fool's name?
[00:00:55]  Bernie Sanders, man.
[00:00:56]  Bernie Sanders.
[00:00:57]  Have some respect.
[00:00:58]  I forgot about that dude.
[00:01:00]  This dude out here holding rallies for Biden.
[00:01:04]  And then a true American hero showed up.
[00:01:07]  Check it out.
[00:01:08]  The American people need a wage increase.
[00:01:14]  They need a $15 an hour minimum wage.
[00:01:18]  And that is what Joe Biden is proposing.
[00:01:24]  That woman deserves a salute.
[00:01:27]  That woman's a patriot.
[00:01:28]  Thank you for your service.
[00:01:31]  Hey, what's funny is it looks like nobody's there, right?
[00:01:35]  But they was having a car, a drive-in car rally.
[00:01:39]  And people was driving up in their cars with masks on, like the Chinese virus is flying through the air.
[00:01:46]  Gonna fly in the car.
[00:01:48]  Yeah.
[00:01:48]  And that mask is gonna stop it.
[00:01:50]  I bet that would look ridiculous.
[00:01:52]  Just everybody sitting in the car with mask on.
[00:01:54]  The optics on that, just look.
[00:01:56]  Man, you liberals are something else.
[00:01:59]  They right there blowing the horns.
[00:02:03]  What are you blowing the horns for, man?
[00:02:05]  Making this old man scream above your horns?
[00:02:08]  Man, I don't think it's real safe for Bernie to be out there.
[00:02:12]  Hey, Democrats, they like to say they're about the signs.
[00:02:15]  Yeah, right.
[00:02:16]  If you're really about the signs, why does Joe Biden have his colleague, his friend, who's had a prior heart attack at the age of 79 doing rallies?
[00:02:27]  That doesn't sound like a good friend to me.
[00:02:30]  Hey, look here.
[00:02:31]  Hey, Bernie, you know if you catch that damn dollar store virus, you're going to have another heart attack.
[00:02:37]  Your damn heart is going to explode in your chest.
[00:02:40]  Personally, Bernie, if I was your friend, I'd tell you to go home, man.
[00:02:43]  Be safe.
[00:02:44]  Wear a mask.
[00:02:45]  Don't go out in public unless you really have to.
[00:02:48]  Not your friend Joe Biden.
[00:02:49]  He doesn't give a shit about you.
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:52]  If something happens to you, you're going to die.
[00:02:55]  You probably, if, and God forbid you pass away, I can see that man showing up to your funeral saying, come on, man.
[00:03:02]  You stupid bastard.
[00:03:04]  Told you not to do it.
[00:03:07]  What does that say about Joe Biden, everybody?
[00:03:09]  Why would you have that man out there at 79 with a prior heart attack trying to get you some votes?
[00:03:14]  What does that say about Joe Biden?
[00:03:17]  Anyway, Bernie, you still on that $15 an hour stuff?
[00:03:21]  How did you come up with that number?
[00:03:23]  It's probably just sitting in his house.
[00:03:25]  Know what?
[00:03:26]  15 sounds good.
[00:03:30]  You should have gone high on that, Bernie.
[00:03:32]  I mean, you should have at least went to $25 an hour.
[00:03:36]  You could have suckered those constituents a lot easier, man.
[00:03:40]  $15?
[00:03:41]  $25 sounds better.
[00:03:42]  Yeah, man.
[00:03:43]  You preying on the idiocy of your constituents.
[00:03:47]  They probably just sit on, man.
[00:03:48]  I only make $8 an hour.
[00:03:50]  For him, I get $15 an hour.
[00:03:53]  Man, this dude is a trailblazer.
[00:03:56]  He's an American hero.
[00:03:59]  I gotta vote for this man.
[00:04:00]  He's looking out for me.
[00:04:04]  Right?
[00:04:04]  That's what the typical liberal, that's that mindset.
[00:04:08]  That's because Democrats pray naive, ignorant people.
[00:04:16]  Don't understand your salary is based on just simple economics.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  If you actually ran a business, you understand what you have to pay out, taxes, expenses.
[00:04:27]  Yeah, you understand why they paying you seven or eight dollars instead of $15.
[00:04:31]  If he pay you $15 an hour, he's going bankrupt.
[00:04:34]  Yeah.
[00:04:34]  Give you an example.
[00:04:36]  Walmart.
[00:04:36]  Yeah.
[00:04:37]  Dog greeter.
[00:04:38]  That's minimum wage right there all day long.
[00:04:41]  You get sitting there greeting people.
[00:04:43]  Hi, how you doing?
[00:04:44]  Put your mask on.
[00:04:46]  Hey, you got to get out of here.
[00:04:47]  You ain't got a mask on.
[00:04:49]  All right.
[00:04:49]  Hey, get the hell out of here.
[00:04:51]  That's minimum wage.
[00:04:52]  Yeah.
[00:04:52]  You going to pay them $15 an hour?
[00:04:55]  If you pay them $15 an hour, how much you going to pay the cashier?
[00:04:58]  They minimum wage too.
[00:04:59]  But you know the shit they got to put up with people?
[00:05:03]  Yeah.
[00:05:03]  That's not $9.99.
[00:05:05]  That was $3.99.
[00:05:07]  What kind of business y'all running around here?
[00:05:09]  Y'all trying to rip me off.
[00:05:11]  Man, where's your manager at?
[00:05:13]  And do you know what?
[00:05:14]  The supervisors?
[00:05:15]  How much the supervisors getting paid?
[00:05:17]  I bet they around $15 an hour.
[00:05:19]  I bet supervisor around $12.50, $10.
[00:05:22]  How much you going to pay the supervisor now?
[00:05:24]  You're paying the damn dog greeter $15.
[00:05:27]  How much you going to pay the super?
[00:05:29]  I don't even want to know what you got to pay the damn mouth.
[00:05:31]  Hey, you got to pay the John $15 too.
[00:05:33]  $15 minimum wage.
[00:05:34]  I'm in there trying to get that damn $10 toaster on sale.
[00:05:37]  How much is that $10 toaster going to be tomorrow?
[00:05:39]  Damn, toaster is going to be $300.
[00:05:41]  Yeah.
[00:05:42]  You know why?
[00:05:43]  Because it's based on economics what you paying these people.
[00:05:46]  These people are not paying you $6, $7 an hour and coming out cracking a whip on you saying, work harder, boy.
[00:05:53]  They paying that person that wage because that's all they can afford.
[00:05:56]  Yeah.
[00:05:57]  The higher they pay these employees, the higher these products are going to go up.
[00:06:00]  Just simple, basic economics.
[00:06:02]  These people running these businesses, they're not evil people, and that's why they paying you what you're paying.
[00:06:08]  It's based on math.
[00:06:09]  Yeah, look at it this way.
[00:06:11]  These evil people, they're giving you a job.
[00:06:15]  They're paying you a wage.
[00:06:16]  Without them, you wouldn't have a job.
[00:06:18]  I know.
[00:06:19]  You wouldn't have anything.
[00:06:21]  What would you have then, you damn liberal?

=== Toaster Prices Explode (01:17) ===

[00:06:27]  Anyway, man.
[00:06:27]  Hey, hey, let me say this to Bernie, man.
[00:06:29]  Yeah, tell Bernie.
[00:06:30]  Talk to him.
[00:06:31]  Look, man, I don't know what kind of relationship you have with Joe.
[00:06:35]  Don't seem like it's going too good.
[00:06:37]  I mean, he's sending you out to your death.
[00:06:40]  Look, if your friends are not going to tell you, your colleagues are not going to tell you, I'm based on, I'm looking at it from the signs.
[00:06:46]  You are 79 years old.
[00:06:48]  You have had a prior heart attack.
[00:06:50]  You're high risk.
[00:06:51]  If you catch COVID, chance of you dying is very high.
[00:06:55]  I'm a person to tell you you should go home.
[00:06:58]  Don't go outside unless you really have to.
[00:07:00]  Wear a mask as best you can, wherever you are.
[00:07:04]  You should be quarantined.
[00:07:05]  You should be quarantined.
[00:07:07]  I don't know why they let you go out like this.
[00:07:11]  That is, this is crazy to me.
[00:07:14]  And I'm conservative when I think that.
[00:07:16]  Don't be trying to rally for votes for a man that's probably going to call you a stupid bastard after you pass away.
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