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Sept. 17, 2020 - Hodgetwins
08:36
Biden goes viral after playing Despacito In Florida

Joe Biden faces intense criticism for his Florida campaign tactics during Latino Heritage Month, where playing "Despacito" is condemned as pandering and a sellout. The speaker mocks Biden's age-related disorientation and empty gestures while accusing Democrats of relying on celebrity endorsements to secure Black votes through divisive identity politics. Ultimately, the segment frames these efforts as ineffective strategies that ignore genuine community needs, suggesting Biden's viral moment highlights a deeper disconnect between his administration and the voters he seeks to court. [Automatically generated summary]

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Joe Biden's Florida Disaster 00:03:41
Yeah Let's start the show y'all know we got a good show for y'all We got a damn good show Joe Biden is on the campaign trail.
He's trying to become your president Every stop there's a new disaster.
Yeah, this man is literally a walking meme He cannot do anything right Whoever's handling this man keep this man locked up in his basement with his son Hunter.
Don't let him leave the house.
Yeah, so they can stay home and watch Netflix and watch cuties.
Yeah.
But anyway, he was down in Florida.
Man.
Right.
Yeah.
He is down in Florida doing some campaigning.
Dog.
Man, Joe Biden, he's doing him some pandering, right?
So he's down there and they have this event.
It's Latino Heritage Month or something.
I don't know exactly what it was.
I don't offend the Latinos.
It's probably equivalent to Black History Month.
Latino Heritage Month.
So it sounds like Black History Month.
So Joe Biden's there.
You know he's trying to get the Latino vote, man.
You know he's suffering.
Because Trump, he won the Latino.
He won Florida against Hillary.
Them Cubans in Florida, they are not stupid.
Them Cubans down there, they got brains.
Yeah, because they from Cuba.
They know what socialism's all about.
But check out Joe Biden.
Get off the plane.
No, not the plane yet.
Show the plane, man.
All right.
You got to show him the plane.
That's him getting to Florida.
So yeah, what he get before he get off the plane.
As y'all can see, he's waving.
I'm thinking, okay, must be a big crowd.
But then as the camera pans, there ain't nobody out there.
Ain't nothing but clouds out there.
This man is waving at an empty field full of beautiful, fluffy clouds.
See, I know what Joe was thinking.
The optics.
Okay, I'm getting off the plane.
I'm campaigning.
It should be a whole lot of people out here.
Ain't nobody out there, though.
I'm going to act like some people out there.
So that's the way he did what he did.
But see, this could make a great photo.
Right?
So, so, Joe, obviously, he ain't as spry as he used to be.
And he didn't realize there's cameras everywhere, Joe.
Yeah.
But anyway, his age is catching up to him, man.
He's not as sharp as Trump, man.
I mean, Trump is sharp as a nuts.
It's amazing because Trump's in his, what, 70s?
Yeah.
And this dude has been flying all over the place.
Yeah, and take it from me, we are comedians, and going from city to city, sleeping in strange hotels, man, that wipes you out.
Yeah, hey, but Trump ain't sleeping.
He's sleeping in.
I think there's a crop tower wherever he goes.
Trump is sleeping real good.
Yeah, but it's not easy doing those riders with Trump does.
Yeah.
And he looks sharp.
No matter where he's at, no matter what city he's in.
All right.
Soon as this man, Joe Biden, leaves his basement, five feet outside the door, he's doing something stupid.
He's already disoriented.
All right, but anyway, he was down in Florida at this Latino Heritage event.
Yeah.
And it's this famous single.
You may have heard his song, Despacito.
Yeah, Despacito.
So far, it's got close to 7 billion views.
I mean, it's an international hit, right?
So he's the actual lead singer of that song.
He actually calls out Joe.
Check out the footage.
Despacito and Latino Voters 00:03:33
I just have one thing to say.
Hang on here.
All right.
There you go.
Thanks a little bit, Joe.
Come on.
I tell you what, if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be elected president by acclamation.
Man, that's pretty damn low.
That's got to rank up there with Hillary Clinton and the hot sauce.
I mean.
And then not too far behind, Joe Biden panning to Cardi B's fans.
Yeah, see, he's doing the same thing all over again.
Yeah, he's using celebrity leeway to try to get votes.
Yeah, it's like, okay, I don't blame Democrats.
Like, blacks, African-Americans, whatever you want to be.
Whatever y'all like to be called nowadays.
I'm just American.
That happens to be black.
I'm American.
Right.
I ain't no African-American.
I ain't even never been to Africa.
I don't even know what the capital of Africa.
I don't know what the food is like in Africa.
All I know about Africa is it's hot and you can catch something out there.
You can bleed from your eyes.
They ain't trying to get that.
I ain't trying to get that Ebola.
Yeah.
But anyway, that's crazy, man.
You go to a country and you catch somebody that makes you bleed out of your eyes.
Catch something that makes you bleed.
That's crazy as hell.
Yeah, but anyway, you just, oh man, I'm not feeling so well.
Oh, my God, you're bleeding from your eyes.
Man, come on, man.
Let's get serious on this.
Oh, that's some serious stuff.
That's why I ain't going there, man.
About to be finding a vaccine for it.
Yeah, but anyway, I don't blame Democrats.
I mean, black people, on average, there's no other demographic in this country that votes at a 90 plus percent clip for one party.
Why?
Because Democrats pander.
They don't offer any ideas what's going to make the black community better.
They pander.
So what do they do?
They get Cardi B.
They get celebrities.
They try to get that leeway to get votes.
Like this guy who called him out, the writer of this song, the singer of this song, he is the epitome of what I would call a sellout.
What does this man has to offer your community?
What ideas do he have to make your community better?
Yeah, instead of come out playing a song or being like Killer talking about you walk around with hot sauce.
What ideas, what are you going to do for the Latino community to give them opportunity to put them in position to achieve the American dream?
Come out playing despacito.
It's not going to cut it.
Latinos, from what I've seen going across this country, I ain't going to even go there.
Compared to black people?
Yeah.
Yeah, I ain't going to say it.
Yeah, I was.
Latinos don't fall for what black people do.
They fall for this.
Yeah, black people, unfortunately, they fall for it.
Latinos, I know Cubans ain't going to fall for this.
Yeah.
Because y'all know what socialism is all about.
Y'all know what big government is all about.
Y'all already get through these Democrats.
The African-American community.
And the only reason why I call you African-Americans, because that's what y'all want to be called.
Y'all just Americans.
Y'all can keep believing these Democrats all you want.
But you are American.
It's Abraham Lincoln.
It's George Washington.
If you want to be called African American, you ain't never been to no damn country.
You ain't never been to African.
How the hell?
You African-American?
You from Chicago, Milwaukee, Boston.
You is not African-American.
You an American, but who gave you that name?
Democrats.
Democrats vs Black Americans 00:01:21
Why?
Because they want to put you in a position where you feel less American than white Americans.
Yeah, they want to point out our differences because that's how they win elections.
They divide and conquer.
That's why black people at a 90-plus percent clip.
I think it's like 95, 96% of black people.
It's crazy.
That's crazy.
No other demographic of people vote at a 90 plus percent clip for one party.
Latinos, don't fall for it.
Use your brain.
Sit down and look what each candidate's got to offer.
And you pick who's going to make your family, your life, your community better.
You don't vote for somebody because they play disposito.
That's a sexually subjective.
I mean, it goes good with Joe, especially when he's sniffing women.
I mean, I could, I could, I could make a video based on him smelling and sniffing and intruding on women's personal space.
I could put this song in the background.
I could make a damn good video.
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Yeah.
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