Hodgetwins - Biden goes viral after playing Despacito In Florida Aired: 2020-09-17 Duration: 08:36 === Joe Biden's Florida Disaster (03:41) === [00:00:00] Yeah Let's start the show y'all know we got a good show for y'all We got a damn good show Joe Biden is on the campaign trail. [00:00:13] He's trying to become your president Every stop there's a new disaster. [00:00:18] Yeah, this man is literally a walking meme He cannot do anything right Whoever's handling this man keep this man locked up in his basement with his son Hunter. [00:00:32] Don't let him leave the house. [00:00:33] Yeah, so they can stay home and watch Netflix and watch cuties. [00:00:36] Yeah. [00:00:37] But anyway, he was down in Florida. [00:00:41] Man. [00:00:41] Right. [00:00:42] Yeah. [00:00:42] He is down in Florida doing some campaigning. [00:00:46] Dog. [00:00:46] Man, Joe Biden, he's doing him some pandering, right? [00:00:50] So he's down there and they have this event. [00:00:52] It's Latino Heritage Month or something. [00:00:55] I don't know exactly what it was. [00:00:57] I don't offend the Latinos. [00:00:58] It's probably equivalent to Black History Month. [00:01:03] Latino Heritage Month. [00:01:05] So it sounds like Black History Month. [00:01:06] So Joe Biden's there. [00:01:08] You know he's trying to get the Latino vote, man. [00:01:10] You know he's suffering. [00:01:11] Because Trump, he won the Latino. [00:01:14] He won Florida against Hillary. [00:01:16] Them Cubans in Florida, they are not stupid. [00:01:20] Them Cubans down there, they got brains. [00:01:22] Yeah, because they from Cuba. [00:01:23] They know what socialism's all about. [00:01:25] But check out Joe Biden. [00:01:28] Get off the plane. [00:01:29] No, not the plane yet. [00:01:31] Show the plane, man. [00:01:32] All right. [00:01:33] You got to show him the plane. [00:01:34] That's him getting to Florida. [00:01:35] So yeah, what he get before he get off the plane. [00:01:37] As y'all can see, he's waving. [00:01:39] I'm thinking, okay, must be a big crowd. [00:01:41] But then as the camera pans, there ain't nobody out there. [00:01:44] Ain't nothing but clouds out there. [00:01:48] This man is waving at an empty field full of beautiful, fluffy clouds. [00:01:54] See, I know what Joe was thinking. [00:01:57] The optics. [00:01:57] Okay, I'm getting off the plane. [00:01:58] I'm campaigning. [00:01:59] It should be a whole lot of people out here. [00:02:01] Ain't nobody out there, though. [00:02:03] I'm going to act like some people out there. [00:02:05] So that's the way he did what he did. [00:02:08] But see, this could make a great photo. [00:02:12] Right? [00:02:13] So, so, Joe, obviously, he ain't as spry as he used to be. [00:02:18] And he didn't realize there's cameras everywhere, Joe. [00:02:23] Yeah. [00:02:24] But anyway, his age is catching up to him, man. [00:02:27] He's not as sharp as Trump, man. [00:02:30] I mean, Trump is sharp as a nuts. [00:02:32] It's amazing because Trump's in his, what, 70s? [00:02:34] Yeah. [00:02:34] And this dude has been flying all over the place. [00:02:37] Yeah, and take it from me, we are comedians, and going from city to city, sleeping in strange hotels, man, that wipes you out. [00:02:44] Yeah, hey, but Trump ain't sleeping. [00:02:46] He's sleeping in. [00:02:48] I think there's a crop tower wherever he goes. [00:02:51] Trump is sleeping real good. [00:02:53] Yeah, but it's not easy doing those riders with Trump does. [00:02:55] Yeah. [00:02:55] And he looks sharp. [00:02:56] No matter where he's at, no matter what city he's in. [00:03:00] All right. [00:03:00] Soon as this man, Joe Biden, leaves his basement, five feet outside the door, he's doing something stupid. [00:03:07] He's already disoriented. [00:03:09] All right, but anyway, he was down in Florida at this Latino Heritage event. [00:03:15] Yeah. [00:03:15] And it's this famous single. [00:03:17] You may have heard his song, Despacito. [00:03:19] Yeah, Despacito. [00:03:21] So far, it's got close to 7 billion views. [00:03:23] I mean, it's an international hit, right? [00:03:28] So he's the actual lead singer of that song. [00:03:30] He actually calls out Joe. [00:03:32] Check out the footage. === Despacito and Latino Voters (03:33) === [00:03:41] I just have one thing to say. [00:03:46] Hang on here. [00:03:50] All right. [00:03:57] There you go. [00:03:57] Thanks a little bit, Joe. [00:03:58] Come on. [00:04:04] I tell you what, if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be elected president by acclamation. [00:04:12] Man, that's pretty damn low. [00:04:14] That's got to rank up there with Hillary Clinton and the hot sauce. [00:04:18] I mean. [00:04:19] And then not too far behind, Joe Biden panning to Cardi B's fans. [00:04:23] Yeah, see, he's doing the same thing all over again. [00:04:26] Yeah, he's using celebrity leeway to try to get votes. [00:04:30] Yeah, it's like, okay, I don't blame Democrats. [00:04:33] Like, blacks, African-Americans, whatever you want to be. [00:04:36] Whatever y'all like to be called nowadays. [00:04:38] I'm just American. [00:04:39] That happens to be black. [00:04:40] I'm American. [00:04:41] Right. [00:04:42] I ain't no African-American. [00:04:44] I ain't even never been to Africa. [00:04:46] I don't even know what the capital of Africa. [00:04:48] I don't know what the food is like in Africa. [00:04:50] All I know about Africa is it's hot and you can catch something out there. [00:04:54] You can bleed from your eyes. [00:04:55] They ain't trying to get that. [00:04:56] I ain't trying to get that Ebola. [00:04:59] Yeah. [00:05:00] But anyway, that's crazy, man. [00:05:02] You go to a country and you catch somebody that makes you bleed out of your eyes. [00:05:07] Catch something that makes you bleed. [00:05:09] That's crazy as hell. [00:05:10] Yeah, but anyway, you just, oh man, I'm not feeling so well. [00:05:14] Oh, my God, you're bleeding from your eyes. [00:05:16] Man, come on, man. [00:05:17] Let's get serious on this. [00:05:18] Oh, that's some serious stuff. [00:05:20] That's why I ain't going there, man. [00:05:21] About to be finding a vaccine for it. [00:05:23] Yeah, but anyway, I don't blame Democrats. [00:05:26] I mean, black people, on average, there's no other demographic in this country that votes at a 90 plus percent clip for one party. [00:05:35] Why? [00:05:36] Because Democrats pander. [00:05:38] They don't offer any ideas what's going to make the black community better. [00:05:42] They pander. [00:05:43] So what do they do? [00:05:44] They get Cardi B. [00:05:45] They get celebrities. [00:05:46] They try to get that leeway to get votes. [00:05:48] Like this guy who called him out, the writer of this song, the singer of this song, he is the epitome of what I would call a sellout. [00:05:57] What does this man has to offer your community? [00:06:00] What ideas do he have to make your community better? [00:06:03] Yeah, instead of come out playing a song or being like Killer talking about you walk around with hot sauce. [00:06:07] What ideas, what are you going to do for the Latino community to give them opportunity to put them in position to achieve the American dream? [00:06:14] Come out playing despacito. [00:06:17] It's not going to cut it. [00:06:18] Latinos, from what I've seen going across this country, I ain't going to even go there. [00:06:25] Compared to black people? [00:06:26] Yeah. [00:06:28] Yeah, I ain't going to say it. [00:06:30] Yeah, I was. [00:06:31] Latinos don't fall for what black people do. [00:06:34] They fall for this. [00:06:35] Yeah, black people, unfortunately, they fall for it. [00:06:38] Latinos, I know Cubans ain't going to fall for this. [00:06:41] Yeah. [00:06:41] Because y'all know what socialism is all about. [00:06:43] Y'all know what big government is all about. [00:06:45] Y'all already get through these Democrats. [00:06:48] The African-American community. [00:06:49] And the only reason why I call you African-Americans, because that's what y'all want to be called. [00:06:52] Y'all just Americans. [00:06:53] Y'all can keep believing these Democrats all you want. [00:06:55] But you are American. [00:06:57] It's Abraham Lincoln. [00:06:58] It's George Washington. [00:06:59] If you want to be called African American, you ain't never been to no damn country. [00:07:02] You ain't never been to African. [00:07:04] How the hell? [00:07:04] You African-American? [00:07:06] You from Chicago, Milwaukee, Boston. [00:07:09] You is not African-American. [00:07:11] You an American, but who gave you that name? [00:07:13] Democrats. === Democrats vs Black Americans (01:21) === [00:07:15] Why? [00:07:15] Because they want to put you in a position where you feel less American than white Americans. [00:07:21] Yeah, they want to point out our differences because that's how they win elections. [00:07:25] They divide and conquer. [00:07:26] That's why black people at a 90-plus percent clip. [00:07:29] I think it's like 95, 96% of black people. [00:07:32] It's crazy. [00:07:33] That's crazy. [00:07:34] No other demographic of people vote at a 90 plus percent clip for one party. [00:07:41] Latinos, don't fall for it. [00:07:43] Use your brain. [00:07:45] Sit down and look what each candidate's got to offer. [00:07:47] And you pick who's going to make your family, your life, your community better. [00:07:53] You don't vote for somebody because they play disposito. [00:07:56] That's a sexually subjective. [00:07:59] I mean, it goes good with Joe, especially when he's sniffing women. [00:08:02] I mean, I could, I could, I could make a video based on him smelling and sniffing and intruding on women's personal space. [00:08:10] I could put this song in the background. [00:08:12] I could make a damn good video. [00:08:14] Hey, Trump 2020. [00:08:17] Yeah. [00:08:19] Go to officialharshtwins.com and pick you out a patriotic t-shirt today. [00:08:24] Hell, I'm even giving you 20% off. [00:08:26] Just type in discount code Chinese virus. [00:08:30] We call it Chinese because it's from China. [00:08:33] We making t-shirts great again. [00:08:36] Yeah.