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Sept. 4, 2020 - Hodgetwins
08:33
Nancy Pelosi Says The Salon Set Her Up

Hodgetwins host dismantles Nancy Pelosi's "victim" narrative regarding her salon appointment, arguing she lacks accountability for trusting a service provider during lockdowns. He counters her pandemic statistics with CDC data showing 94% of deaths involved pre-existing conditions, accusing Democrats of prioritizing ideology over science and rule-following. Ultimately, the segment reframes the incident not as a malicious setup but as a result of Pelosi's ignorance, suggesting true leadership requires accepting blame rather than shifting focus to political grievances. [Automatically generated summary]

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Hey Blowout Nancy 00:07:17
Yeah Let's start the show man We got a damn good show for y'all man Good show It's about Nancy Pelosi house speaker.
Hey Nancy, I know you're watching this video.
I gotta admit girl that hair is on fleek Hair's looking real good.
I ain't gonna call you Nancy no more.
I'm gonna call you blowout Nancy Hair is looking good girl.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey Nancy, how are you gonna turn this situation into where you're gonna victimize yourself?
Yeah.
I mean that's the motto of the Democrat Party.
Yeah.
Victimize, victimize, victimize.
No personal responsibility.
No accountability.
Always the victim.
I'm always the victim.
I never do anything wrong.
It's always somebody else's fault.
Yeah, it was a setup.
Hey, man, check out what she had to say.
I take responsibility for trusting the word of the neighborhood salon that I've been to over the years many times.
And that when they said what we're able to accommodate people one person at a time and that we can set up that time, I trusted that.
As it turns out, it wasn't set up.
So I take responsibility for all that setup.
And that's all I'm going to say on that.
Do you think you owe the service industry an apology?
I just spoke to a San Francisco barber who's a fan of yours.
He supports you, but he thinks you owe the service industry an apology.
Well, I don't.
I think that this salon owes me an apology for setting up.
But I will say this in fairness to him and sympathetic to him.
We have to get our country moving again.
And I will not let this subject take away from the fact that we have 180,000 plus people who have died from this virus.
Since we passed the bill, more than half of those people have died since we passed the legislation.
4.6 million, I know, 4.6 million have become confected since we passed the legislation.
And there are answers.
There are scientific answers for this.
96 million, excuse me, 96,000 people have died since we passed the Heroes Act.
So they want to jump on this.
I think it's really important for us to pass the bill so in a scientific way we can address the virus and we can bring people back to work.
Nancy, man, that's why I'm no longer liberal, man, because I take responsibility for my own actions.
I don't leave it to other people to think for me.
I think for myself.
I'm responsible for my own actions.
No one else.
I'm not a small child like you.
I'm a grown man.
When something goes wrong, when I was younger, I would blame other people.
Yeah, because you was a child, man.
You was immature.
You weren't no damn man.
I was a dumbass.
You was a little boy.
I was a jackass.
That's what you were.
I was a fool.
You was a damn fool, man.
I was liberal.
Right?
As I got older, when something bad happens to me, I look at it like this.
What can I do to prevent this from happening in the future?
Following rules.
I'm not going to victimize myself.
I learned from my wrongdoings.
Follow the rules.
How in the hell does the salon owe you an apology?
You called them up and set this up.
You the house, you the speaker of the house.
You don't know your own local ordinances.
You don't know your own laws.
You live there, woman.
She said she trusted her neighborhood salon.
She'd been going there for years.
Like the salon called up, hey, Nancy.
Yeah, I know everything shut down.
Yeah.
Hey, hold up.
Somebody's looking at me.
Yeah, hey, hey, come on in.
Yeah, it's a secret.
You ain't gonna tell nobody.
Hey, we got it.
I got a couple lookouts, man.
You can come on in.
Come on here.
Even though you kept my business closed for six months, we're going broke.
I'm going to do you a favor.
Come on in.
I take real good cares of you.
No.
Is that what happened, Nancy?
No, your assistant called him up.
Yeah.
Said, Nancy need a blowout.
She in here looking toe up.
She the speaker of the house.
She looking straight ghetto.
I need you to clean her up real quick.
She up in here looking ratchet.
Even if that was the case, if you were set up, why you in there with no mask on?
Did she forget about the mask?
Yes, besides like, I mean, you got to be smarter than this.
If Trump lived in San Francisco and he knew and he was the president, just hypothetical, you think he knows the laws, right?
He's the president of the United States.
You're a speaker of the house.
You should know.
That's where you live.
You think he's going out to go get his haircut at a barber?
No, he's going to have somebody come to his house.
So my question is this.
You worth what?
$30 million.
You can't have somebody come in your house, wash your hair, and blow it out.
And y'all call Trump stupid.
You said that man's dumb.
What do you call that?
You just did.
Hey, Nancy, you keep talking about the Heroes Act.
Come on, man.
Let's just be real.
That is just a band-aid on a severed leg.
Yeah.
And then you keep talking about the science.
What does the science tell you, Nancy?
Yeah.
Okay.
She tries to change the subject, right?
Yeah.
She says over 180,000 people have died.
I think it's up to 190,000 people.
Yeah.
But Nancy, the CDC just came out.
6% of those deaths, the sole cause in that death was COVID.
The other 94% of the deaths.
Yeah, Nancy.
Listen up, Nancy.
You all about the science?
Yeah, that's what you Democrats.
Y'all all about the science.
The other 94% of the deaths, pre-existing issues like heart disease, diabetes.
Yeah, high blood pressure.
Missing a lung or something.
Yeah, elderly.
Yeah.
94% of the cases were people like that.
So if you want to follow the science, why don't you keep the country locked down for those people?
The majority of the country can go back to work.
Yeah, give the people that can't work the heroes that you have much more funding to give them because everybody else is back to work.
If you want to listen to the signs, you want to go by the signs, why don't you follow what you preach, woman?
Yeah.
The science tells you we should be all back to work.
Yeah.
That's what the signs tell you.
She's talking about.
She was set up.
That was not a setup.
I tell you what a setup is.
I'm driving down the street.
Yeah.
Minding my own business.
Mind your own business.
Yeah.
I'm trying to go to the gas station, give me some gas so I can get back home, watch Fox News, and catch Tucker, right?
Yeah.
I got my night all planned out.
I'm driving.
I pull up.
There's Beyonce standing on the corner in a thong and a bra.
I said, Keith, is that Beyonce standing on the street corner?
Got a damn bra?
And a thong on?
I said, pull up.
This is my story.
You ain't in the car.
I'm by myself.
Mind Your Own Business 00:01:15
I would be part of the fantasy too.
I'm a big fan.
What you doing out here, you hitchhiking?
Oh, that's just a cover, baby.
I'm out here working for $50.
I'll rock your world.
I'm like, I'm a Christian, but I ain't going to pass this up.
She get in the car, right?
I go find this dark, secluded alley.
Yeah.
Ready to get my world rocked.
Five cop calls, zoom in on me, and Beyonce look at me.
Got you, conservative.
You supposed to be Christian.
Yeah.
I'm going to ruin your life, sucker.
That's a setup, Nancy.
That's a setup.
Your assistant called that salon, set it up.
Yeah.
You speak of the house.
You're a member of Congress.
You live in that area.
You know what the local ordinance is.
Why you call this a setup?
It was your stupidity that got you caught up.
Victimize, victimize, victimize.
That's the liberal motto.
It's never my fault.
It's always yours.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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