Hodgetwins - Nancy Pelosi Says The Salon Set Her Up
Aired: 2020-09-04
Duration: 08:33


=== Hey Blowout Nancy (07:17) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah Let's start the show man We got a damn good show for y'all man Good show It's about Nancy Pelosi house speaker.
[00:00:12]  Hey Nancy, I know you're watching this video.
[00:00:15]  I gotta admit girl that hair is on fleek Hair's looking real good.
[00:00:22]  I ain't gonna call you Nancy no more.
[00:00:24]  I'm gonna call you blowout Nancy Hair is looking good girl.
[00:00:31]  There you go.
[00:00:32]  There you go.
[00:00:33]  Hey Nancy, how are you gonna turn this situation into where you're gonna victimize yourself?
[00:00:40]  Yeah.
[00:00:41]  I mean that's the motto of the Democrat Party.
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  Victimize, victimize, victimize.
[00:00:48]  No personal responsibility.
[00:00:50]  No accountability.
[00:00:53]  Always the victim.
[00:00:54]  I'm always the victim.
[00:00:55]  I never do anything wrong.
[00:00:58]  It's always somebody else's fault.
[00:01:01]  Yeah, it was a setup.
[00:01:05]  Hey, man, check out what she had to say.
[00:01:08]  I take responsibility for trusting the word of the neighborhood salon that I've been to over the years many times.
[00:01:16]  And that when they said what we're able to accommodate people one person at a time and that we can set up that time, I trusted that.
[00:01:26]  As it turns out, it wasn't set up.
[00:01:29]  So I take responsibility for all that setup.
[00:01:33]  And that's all I'm going to say on that.
[00:01:35]  Do you think you owe the service industry an apology?
[00:01:38]  I just spoke to a San Francisco barber who's a fan of yours.
[00:01:40]  He supports you, but he thinks you owe the service industry an apology.
[00:01:45]  Well, I don't.
[00:01:46]  I think that this salon owes me an apology for setting up.
[00:01:51]  But I will say this in fairness to him and sympathetic to him.
[00:01:56]  We have to get our country moving again.
[00:01:59]  And I will not let this subject take away from the fact that we have 180,000 plus people who have died from this virus.
[00:02:09]  Since we passed the bill, more than half of those people have died since we passed the legislation.
[00:02:16]  4.6 million, I know, 4.6 million have become confected since we passed the legislation.
[00:02:23]  And there are answers.
[00:02:25]  There are scientific answers for this.
[00:02:28]  96 million, excuse me, 96,000 people have died since we passed the Heroes Act.
[00:02:35]  So they want to jump on this.
[00:02:37]  I think it's really important for us to pass the bill so in a scientific way we can address the virus and we can bring people back to work.
[00:02:46]  Nancy, man, that's why I'm no longer liberal, man, because I take responsibility for my own actions.
[00:02:54]  I don't leave it to other people to think for me.
[00:02:56]  I think for myself.
[00:02:57]  I'm responsible for my own actions.
[00:02:59]  No one else.
[00:03:00]  I'm not a small child like you.
[00:03:02]  I'm a grown man.
[00:03:05]  When something goes wrong, when I was younger, I would blame other people.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, because you was a child, man.
[00:03:10]  You was immature.
[00:03:11]  You weren't no damn man.
[00:03:12]  I was a dumbass.
[00:03:13]  You was a little boy.
[00:03:15]  I was a jackass.
[00:03:16]  That's what you were.
[00:03:17]  I was a fool.
[00:03:17]  You was a damn fool, man.
[00:03:19]  I was liberal.
[00:03:21]  Right?
[00:03:22]  As I got older, when something bad happens to me, I look at it like this.
[00:03:26]  What can I do to prevent this from happening in the future?
[00:03:29]  Following rules.
[00:03:30]  I'm not going to victimize myself.
[00:03:32]  I learned from my wrongdoings.
[00:03:35]  Follow the rules.
[00:03:36]  How in the hell does the salon owe you an apology?
[00:03:41]  You called them up and set this up.
[00:03:42]  You the house, you the speaker of the house.
[00:03:44]  You don't know your own local ordinances.
[00:03:47]  You don't know your own laws.
[00:03:49]  You live there, woman.
[00:03:50]  She said she trusted her neighborhood salon.
[00:03:54]  She'd been going there for years.
[00:03:56]  Like the salon called up, hey, Nancy.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, I know everything shut down.
[00:04:01]  Yeah.
[00:04:02]  Hey, hold up.
[00:04:03]  Somebody's looking at me.
[00:04:04]  Yeah, hey, hey, come on in.
[00:04:07]  Yeah, it's a secret.
[00:04:08]  You ain't gonna tell nobody.
[00:04:10]  Hey, we got it.
[00:04:10]  I got a couple lookouts, man.
[00:04:12]  You can come on in.
[00:04:13]  Come on here.
[00:04:14]  Even though you kept my business closed for six months, we're going broke.
[00:04:18]  I'm going to do you a favor.
[00:04:20]  Come on in.
[00:04:21]  I take real good cares of you.
[00:04:25]  No.
[00:04:26]  Is that what happened, Nancy?
[00:04:27]  No, your assistant called him up.
[00:04:28]  Yeah.
[00:04:29]  Said, Nancy need a blowout.
[00:04:32]  She in here looking toe up.
[00:04:33]  She the speaker of the house.
[00:04:35]  She looking straight ghetto.
[00:04:37]  I need you to clean her up real quick.
[00:04:39]  She up in here looking ratchet.
[00:04:41]  Even if that was the case, if you were set up, why you in there with no mask on?
[00:04:45]  Did she forget about the mask?
[00:04:47]  Yes, besides like, I mean, you got to be smarter than this.
[00:04:51]  If Trump lived in San Francisco and he knew and he was the president, just hypothetical, you think he knows the laws, right?
[00:04:59]  He's the president of the United States.
[00:05:02]  You're a speaker of the house.
[00:05:03]  You should know.
[00:05:03]  That's where you live.
[00:05:05]  You think he's going out to go get his haircut at a barber?
[00:05:08]  No, he's going to have somebody come to his house.
[00:05:10]  So my question is this.
[00:05:11]  You worth what?
[00:05:12]  $30 million.
[00:05:13]  You can't have somebody come in your house, wash your hair, and blow it out.
[00:05:17]  And y'all call Trump stupid.
[00:05:19]  You said that man's dumb.
[00:05:23]  What do you call that?
[00:05:24]  You just did.
[00:05:25]  Hey, Nancy, you keep talking about the Heroes Act.
[00:05:28]  Come on, man.
[00:05:29]  Let's just be real.
[00:05:30]  That is just a band-aid on a severed leg.
[00:05:33]  Yeah.
[00:05:33]  And then you keep talking about the science.
[00:05:36]  What does the science tell you, Nancy?
[00:05:38]  Yeah.
[00:05:38]  Okay.
[00:05:39]  She tries to change the subject, right?
[00:05:41]  Yeah.
[00:05:41]  She says over 180,000 people have died.
[00:05:44]  I think it's up to 190,000 people.
[00:05:45]  Yeah.
[00:05:46]  But Nancy, the CDC just came out.
[00:05:49]  6% of those deaths, the sole cause in that death was COVID.
[00:05:54]  The other 94% of the deaths.
[00:05:56]  Yeah, Nancy.
[00:05:57]  Listen up, Nancy.
[00:05:59]  You all about the science?
[00:06:00]  Yeah, that's what you Democrats.
[00:06:01]  Y'all all about the science.
[00:06:02]  The other 94% of the deaths, pre-existing issues like heart disease, diabetes.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, high blood pressure.
[00:06:09]  Missing a lung or something.
[00:06:10]  Yeah, elderly.
[00:06:11]  Yeah.
[00:06:12]  94% of the cases were people like that.
[00:06:15]  So if you want to follow the science, why don't you keep the country locked down for those people?
[00:06:19]  The majority of the country can go back to work.
[00:06:21]  Yeah, give the people that can't work the heroes that you have much more funding to give them because everybody else is back to work.
[00:06:29]  If you want to listen to the signs, you want to go by the signs, why don't you follow what you preach, woman?
[00:06:34]  Yeah.
[00:06:35]  The science tells you we should be all back to work.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:39]  That's what the signs tell you.
[00:06:40]  She's talking about.
[00:06:41]  She was set up.
[00:06:42]  That was not a setup.
[00:06:44]  I tell you what a setup is.
[00:06:46]  I'm driving down the street.
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:48]  Minding my own business.
[00:06:49]  Mind your own business.
[00:06:50]  Yeah.
[00:06:51]  I'm trying to go to the gas station, give me some gas so I can get back home, watch Fox News, and catch Tucker, right?
[00:06:56]  Yeah.
[00:06:56]  I got my night all planned out.
[00:06:58]  I'm driving.
[00:06:59]  I pull up.
[00:07:00]  There's Beyonce standing on the corner in a thong and a bra.
[00:07:05]  I said, Keith, is that Beyonce standing on the street corner?
[00:07:09]  Got a damn bra?
[00:07:10]  And a thong on?
[00:07:11]  I said, pull up.
[00:07:12]  This is my story.
[00:07:13]  You ain't in the car.
[00:07:16]  I'm by myself.

=== Mind Your Own Business (01:15) ===

[00:07:17]  I would be part of the fantasy too.
[00:07:20]  I'm a big fan.
[00:07:21]  What you doing out here, you hitchhiking?
[00:07:22]  Oh, that's just a cover, baby.
[00:07:24]  I'm out here working for $50.
[00:07:27]  I'll rock your world.
[00:07:28]  I'm like, I'm a Christian, but I ain't going to pass this up.
[00:07:33]  She get in the car, right?
[00:07:34]  I go find this dark, secluded alley.
[00:07:37]  Yeah.
[00:07:37]  Ready to get my world rocked.
[00:07:40]  Five cop calls, zoom in on me, and Beyonce look at me.
[00:07:44]  Got you, conservative.
[00:07:46]  You supposed to be Christian.
[00:07:47]  Yeah.
[00:07:48]  I'm going to ruin your life, sucker.
[00:07:50]  That's a setup, Nancy.
[00:07:51]  That's a setup.
[00:07:52]  Your assistant called that salon, set it up.
[00:07:54]  Yeah.
[00:07:55]  You speak of the house.
[00:07:56]  You're a member of Congress.
[00:07:58]  You live in that area.
[00:07:58]  You know what the local ordinance is.
[00:08:01]  Why you call this a setup?
[00:08:03]  It was your stupidity that got you caught up.
[00:08:05]  Victimize, victimize, victimize.
[00:08:07]  That's the liberal motto.
[00:08:08]  It's never my fault.
[00:08:10]  It's always yours.
[00:08:11]  Trump 2020.
[00:08:13]  Yeah.
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[00:08:20]  Hell, I'm even giving you 20% off.
[00:08:23]  Just type in this kind of code Chinese virus.
[00:08:26]  We call it Chinese because it's from China.
[00:08:30]  We making t-shirts great again.
[00:08:33]  Yeah.