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June 29, 2020 - Hodgetwins
05:50
St. Louis Couple Uses 2nd Amendment To Defend Their Property

St. Louis couple uses 2nd Amendment to defend their mansion against Black Lives Matter protesters who broke fences and gates, ignoring private property signs amidst 15 murders and business burnings. Hosts condemn the angry mob's trespassing while attacking white individuals, including a homeless man, arguing the couple acted as American heroes rather than aggressors. The segment concludes by framing the defense as a patriotic stand to make St. Louis great again, despite the hosts' subsequent ban from a local comedy club for offending locals. [Automatically generated summary]

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Private Property vs Protesters 00:04:29
Get out, calm down.
Private property, get home down.
Everybody's talking about the St. Louis couple.
Yeah.
Hey, y'all do realize St. Louis in itself is like one of the most dangerous cities in the United States.
But this seems like a nice area.
Yeah.
Where they at?
What happened was these protesters, Black Lives Matter, defunct police, they was out doing some protests.
That's not protesters.
That looked like an angry mob to me.
Well, it's not protesting once you go on somebody's private property.
You broke through that fence.
Yeah.
And this couple, this St. Louis couple, comes out of the house holding weapons because I'm sure they look at the news just like everybody else do.
And y'all keep calling these people peaceful protesters.
15 people has been murdered since these protests have started.
I've seen businesses burned down.
Yeah, I've seen people being attacked for simply just being white.
I saw a white homeless man get attacked.
I saw a man praying on his knees get attacked for no reason at all other than because he was white.
Yeah, so if you're coming on, if you're a protest on public streets, that's fine.
But you breaking through people's fences.
There's signs saying private property, do not enter.
You're trespassing.
You do it and you beating drums.
I would take that to be a bit aggressive.
Right?
And these people's house, I don't even know why people call this their house.
This is a museum.
This looks like a damn...
This is bigger than a castle.
This is bigger than the African American Museum in Washington, D.C. How the hell do y'all change the light bulbs in this damn house?
Man, that's what...
I mean, I wouldn't call that a house, man.
I live in a house.
That is a national treasure which you people are living in.
It's a mansion.
That is beautiful.
It's worth, I'm sure, in the millions.
And they've been in that mansion for decades and they've totally renovated.
Think about how much money went into that.
Yeah.
Time, money.
They have put in that home, restoring it, right?
Okay, now think at this place as your place.
Yeah.
And all the money and time you put into it.
And you see these people come onto your private property and break in on your property, break the gate.
Yeah, and you've seen the news, you see what these peaceful protesters have been doing.
Wouldn't you get a firearm?
Wouldn't you get at least a damn slingshot?
You would pull an arrow, a rock.
I would grab something.
Yeah, they came out protecting that property.
Now, if they really wanted to hurt someone, they could have baited y'all.
Yeah, they could have just been off in the window like a sniper or in the bushes just waiting for you to do something stupid.
No, they came out, made that sales known, showed y'all they ain't playing.
Yeah.
Don't play with me.
That's a very interesting point you made.
If they really wanted to hurt you, they could have just baited you guys.
They could have just simply came outside holding the all lives matter sign.
Say, hey, all lives matter.
All lives matter.
And just baited y'all until y'all came in the house and said, shoot him, Betsy.
It's coming right for us.
If he really wanted to hurt you.
But that's not what their intention was.
They was just letting y'all know they ain't playing.
And to the person, to the person who's telling these people to calm down.
They was telling the couple to calm down, right?
How you gonna tell the couple to calm down?
That's their property.
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Shouldn't they be telling you to calm down?
Shouldn't they be telling you to get off their property?
What right do you have to tell them to calm down when you just broke through that fence?
Yeah.
Broke on their property and you make the rules?
Yeah.
The one guy was screaming, this is public property.
We're on the sidewalk.
No, you own private property.
Just because it's a sidewalk doesn't mean it's public.
You just don't know how to read.
If you knew how to read, you would know private property.
Just because you see a sidewalk doesn't make it different.
Yeah, I want to say this one thing.
They wasn't intending on, they wasn't going to the St. Louis couple's house.
Yeah.
That mansion, that damn museum, that national treasure, right?
They was going to the mayor's house.
I want to see what the mayor's house look like.
I mean, how do you afford that?
Or the mayor's salary?
Maybe it was a rich person.
You know what?
Who Owns The Sidewalk 00:01:20
I got all this money.
I got all this time on my hands.
I'm going to become damn mayor.
No, a lot of these politicians, man, they got more than one stream of revenue.
They start businesses and they want to serve their community.
That's true.
Yeah.
Do you know what?
These people are American heroes.
They're patriots.
Yeah, to the couple that was defending your property, you didn't do anything wrong.
You was well within your rights to protect yourself.
Yeah, and your property.
Man.
Matter of fact, when we come back to St. Louis, which is pretty tough, we're banned from the comedy club there.
We're supposed to go back to St. Louis and do it.
Oh, you can't come here.
Why?
You pissed off too many people.
The staff of the comedy club, they were pissed.
Yeah.
So whenever we come back to St. Louis, we'd love to get a tour of your home.
Yeah, because you guys are making homes great again.
Hell, to the couple, you making St. Louis great again.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
That's my line.
You didn't do it right.
Yeah.
Go to officialharshtwins.com and pick you out a patriotic t-shirt today.
Hell, I'm even giving you 20% off.
Just type in discount called Chinese virus.
We call it Chinese because it's from China.
We making t-shirts great again.
Yeah.
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