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Feb. 8, 2020 - Hodgetwins
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AOC uses her genius thinking to debunk metaphors!

AOC uses her genius thinking to debunk metaphors, specifically addressing the idiom "pull yourself up by your bootstraps." The host contrasts personal financial recovery, such as rebuilding a $10,000 credit line after bankruptcy, with liberal reliance on government aid. By criticizing AOC for fostering dependency rather than self-sufficiency, the segment argues that true empowerment requires teaching skills like fishing instead of acting as leeches, ultimately challenging the socialist narrative of systemic failure versus individual responsibility. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Bootstrap Myth Debunked 00:04:49
Ms. Hutchinson, I also want to thank you about bringing up the poverty draft and this idea of a bootstrap.
You know this idea and this metaphor of a bootstrap started off as a joke because it's a physical impossibility to lift yourself up by a bootstrap by your shoelaces.
It's physically impossible.
The whole thing is a joke.
ALC.
Hey man.
Hey, get off me.
ALC is the direct opposite of Socrates.
ALC, you said yourself.
Yeah.
It's a metaphor.
It's not a joke.
A metaphor means a figure of speech.
Yeah.
It's not a joke.
A joke is like me saying Epstein didn't kill himself.
Everybody knows he didn't kill himself.
It's sarcasm.
Yeah.
Bill Clinton had that man killed.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
And it's funny because liberals actually think he killed himself.
That's why it's a joke.
Okay, let me break it down for you, you'll see.
Yeah, it's a figure of speech.
It's an idiom.
Right?
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps does not literally mean it doesn't mean that.
It's impossible.
Right?
What that figure of speech means is to improve one's life or circumstances through his or her own efforts.
I love that idiom, man.
That's the conservative way.
It's the American dream way.
All them immigrants that came to this country were just a shirt on the back, not a penny in their pocket, and they worked hard for that American dream.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, I'll give you an example of me pulling myself up by my bootstraps.
Oh, man, I like stories, man.
Motivational story?
Yeah.
I'm going to hear this, man.
When I was in my early 20s, I filed for bankruptcy.
Didn't pay my bills on time.
Matter of fact, I didn't pay them at all.
It wasn't the evil white man holding me down and forcing me to do that.
Yeah.
I didn't pay my damn bills.
I made horrible choices in my life.
Yeah.
Overspend.
Yeah.
No evil white man in a damn hood forced him to do that.
So you know what I decide to do, ALC?
What you do, man?
I pull myself up by my damn bootstraps.
Oh, man.
So this is what I did.
Made better choices.
Went out and got me a secured credit card with a $200 limit.
Had to give him, had to give him $500 to give me the damn car.
You had to give him $500.
I had to give them $500.
To give me $200 in credit?
Yeah.
Right?
But I paid them bills on time.
Right?
Couldn't buy much.
It was $200.
Right?
But you know what?
After a while, white man said, hey, that's a good man.
I'm going to go ahead and raise your limit up to $300.
But I'm keeping this $5 because I don't trust your ass yet.
Long story short, ALC, over time.
What that white man do?
That white man?
Yeah.
$10,000 credit line.
$10,000.
That's a lot of money, man.
He said, that white man says a good man.
I said, thank you, sir.
I tries real hard, sir.
But he's stupid, man.
Hey, I give you another...
What do you call them?
Figure speech idiom.
Beating that dead horse.
That's a good one.
Beat that dead horse.
Stop beating that dead horse.
That's a damn good one.
I like that one, man.
Yeah.
Stop beating that dead horse.
That means like, stop.
Hold on, hold on, huh.
You're going too fast.
You got to break it down for ALC.
She's watching.
It doesn't literally mean, ALC, quite that and beat a dead horse.
All that idiom means is, why are you beating a dead horse?
The horse dead.
The horse is dead.
Tongue hang out of his mouth.
It's got maggots on it.
And you kicking the shit out of him.
It's dead.
Why are you doing this?
All it means is waste of time.
You wasting time like perfect example.
Talking to a liberal.
Waste of time.
You beat that dead horse joke of these liberals.
These damn snowflakes.
It's a waste of time.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's a figure speech, man.
You know what you are?
You just too.
I mean, you're a go-getter, but man, you just...
You think...
Hey, hey.
You know what's a...
Who's a perfect example of pulling themselves up by that bootstraps, AOC?
Who, man?
You.
Yeah, man, it's true.
You were actually at one point in time a bartender.
AOC's Rise From Bartender 00:00:41
Yeah.
Now you're a member of Congress.
A horrible one.
But you know what?
You pulled yourself up by your bootstraps.
Man, you in such a position, man.
If you could just alter your thinking a little bit, you could help so many people in your community.
But too bad, you just...
You're a damn socialist.
Yeah.
You want your constituents dependent on the government like a bunch of damn leeches.
Yeah, teach your constituents how to fish.
Don't fish for them and dangle the damn fish in front of them.
And you get the fish if you vote for me.
Show them how to tell these people to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.
Yes, again, it's not a joke.
Figure speech.
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