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Jan. 4, 2020 - Hodgetwins
07:23
Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
# transgender man transgender issues the mirror artificial insemination biological mother family structure gender identity jamie jay modern family non binary reproductive technology reuben sharp sperm donor

Hodgetwins dissect a satirical Mirror headline regarding Reuben Sharp and Jay, a transgender man and non-binary partner who conceived baby Jamie via sperm from a transgender woman. The hosts mock the "modern family" concept, criticizing the lack of a biological mother and arguing that children require traditional structures to avoid negative environmental influences. Ultimately, they assert that while legal rights exist, this arrangement fundamentally deviates from their definition of necessary parental roles. [Automatically generated summary]

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Transgender Man Gives Birth 00:05:52
Hey everybody, I'm gonna read y'all this article.
It's out of the UK, eh?
Yeah, it's out of the UK.
It's the mirror.
Okay, get this title.
Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partners baby with a female sperm donor.
Female sperm donor?
That don't sound right to me.
I'd like to see what this woman looks like.
Is she even from the planet Earth?
And what the hell is non-binary?
Non-binary is when you don't identify as a woman or a man.
You gotta be something.
You're not mitochondria.
Floating out an ocean somewhere.
You ain't no plankton or some just a lump of sales.
Damn tadpole.
You're something.
You a man or a woman?
Yeah.
You got a penis or you got a vagina.
Yeah, very simple.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, be proud of how God made you.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong.
Ain't nothing wrong with how God made you.
Hey, but ain't nothing wrong if you want to live your life as another person.
Ain't harming men.
Hey, it's a free country.
It's a free world do you, baby.
Okay, when I first started reading this article, I was like, is this the onion?
That's that website with a bunch of fake articles and satire?
It's a satire website with fake news articles.
It's for entertainment.
It's for comedy.
The mirror is going to put the onion out of business.
Yeah, you hear that onion?
Y'all going out of business.
Y'all obsolete.
This is reality now.
Yeah, okay, look here.
Proud dad, Reuben Sharp, has revealed how he gave birth to a miracle baby, Jamie, with partner Jay and Britain's most modern family.
Modern family.
Is this how society going?
No, man, that ain't, that's not good, man.
That's not progressing.
That's regressing.
Yeah, modern family?
Come on now.
Look, and that doctor that helped them get pregnant was transgender as well.
I will say this about transgender people.
They do stick together.
Yeah, they help one another, man.
All right, both these people were born biologically female.
Right?
Now, the one that wants to live their life as a man.
Reuben.
Yeah, Ruben.
He took testosterone, right?
This dude got a beard cleaner than mine.
I can't even grow a damn beard that's clean.
I don't like his mustache, though.
Looks kind of gay, huh?
I saw all like mustache.
Give me that French look.
But anyway, mustache.
And beard's clean, though, man.
Mustache gotta go, man.
You should shave it off and go with the ornish look, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, so they biologically both female, but one of them lives their life as a man, goes by he pronouns.
The other one chopped the tits off, and she ain't nothing.
She's a tadpole.
Yeah, she's non-binary.
She goes by them and they and all that crap.
Yeah, why you do that, man?
But no, it's her life.
I ain't gonna even read this no more because that's she chopped over.
Now, see, this is why I will not ever decide to donate my sperm.
Yeah, you ain't gonna have my babe walk around in a dress with that big penis like his daddy.
You ain't gonna do that to my kids.
I couldn't imagine.
Man, that's why I could never donate.
Yeah.
If I did donate sperm, I said, hey, who's getting this?
I gotta sign off on this.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, Kevin, hey, man, hey, we got some people who want your sperm, man.
Yeah, they want that kid to have pretty green eyes like you.
I said, cool, man.
Tell me about this couple we got going, right?
Oh, one's non-binary and the other one's a transgender man.
I say, hell no.
You tell them people I said no.
Respectfully.
Yeah.
That poor child, man.
Hey, man.
Yeah.
That child is going to be confused.
I think kids need structure, man.
But, hey, man, it's all about diversity.
What?
It's all about diversity, man.
That's what everything's about now.
It's about that diversity.
I mean, is it right for me to say they can't have kids?
No, it's a free it's free world, man.
Free country.
You can do what you want.
Does that make me a bigot?
No, it don't make him bigot.
You're just giving them constructive criticism, man.
It should be okay for anybody to give constructive criticism.
You shouldn't be able to hate on somebody for that.
I'm not hating on that.
I mean, nobody.
I'm just saying this.
How likely is this kid to be transgender now?
Because we all are a product of your environment.
If I grew up in the hood and my daddy was a sorry ass and mama was a daddy wasn't around?
Yeah, and mama was a $5 crack hole.
What the hell you think is going to happen to me?
Yeah, I'm going to be jacked up.
Yeah, I'm going to be jacked up.
Not that I'm comparing y'all to a crack hole and a deadbeat dad.
I'm just making a point.
We're a product of our environment.
Now, what's going to keep this child, this female, from growing up being non-binary or want to be a transgender man?
What's going to be bad?
I don't know what the baby is.
It don't even matter at this point.
Baby could be male or female.
It don't even matter.
Because the one, she don't have a mom or dad.
She got a dad, but he doesn't have a mom.
The mom doesn't identify on anything.
Both of them are actually biological females.
Let me say something.
Just one thing I can't get my, wrap my head around.
Okay, you born a woman, biological woman, but you born in the wrong body.
Okay, I get all that.
So you live your life as a man.
You take, hold up.
You take testosterone.
You grow a beard.
You want society to see you as a man.
You want people to call you he.
Child Without A Mom 00:01:28
Yeah.
You, him.
You want, like I said, society to see you as a man.
Yeah.
But you turn around and do the one thing that a man can never do is get pregnant.
Yeah.
That's what I can't wrap my head around.
Don't you want to be a man?
But you end up having a baby, laying on your back, spreading your legs.
I don't know.
No, she got artificially inseminated.
She said, she got artificial.
It wasn't no dude in her like, yes.
Hey, man, come down.
Hold up, man.
And the person who donated the sperm was a transgender.
What is it?
Female?
It was a transgender man, so.
Well, no, he's a man.
Want to be a female?
Oh, that's where the title come in.
Transgender female gave.
You get it?
Yeah.
I get it.
Female produced sperm.
I get it now.
I get it now.
It's a big ass riddle.
You can say what you want.
I don't give a care.
Still cruising down the road with my flag in the air.
My big orange truck with the King Ranch trim.
Cruising round the city in my 35 inches rims.
I'm country.
I'll be good at this game.
It's not about what you are.
It's from within.
Country, that's what I wanna be.
Yeah.
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