Hodgetwins - Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
Aired: 2020-01-04
Duration: 07:23


=== Transgender Man Gives Birth (05:52) ===

[00:00:02]  Hey everybody, I'm gonna read y'all this article.
[00:00:04]  It's out of the UK, eh?
[00:00:05]  Yeah, it's out of the UK.
[00:00:06]  It's the mirror.
[00:00:09]  Okay, get this title.
[00:00:10]  Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partners baby with a female sperm donor.
[00:00:20]  Female sperm donor?
[00:00:23]  That don't sound right to me.
[00:00:24]  I'd like to see what this woman looks like.
[00:00:29]  Is she even from the planet Earth?
[00:00:32]  And what the hell is non-binary?
[00:00:35]  Non-binary is when you don't identify as a woman or a man.
[00:00:38]  You gotta be something.
[00:00:40]  You're not mitochondria.
[00:00:42]  Floating out an ocean somewhere.
[00:00:44]  You ain't no plankton or some just a lump of sales.
[00:00:48]  Damn tadpole.
[00:00:51]  You're something.
[00:00:52]  You a man or a woman?
[00:00:54]  Yeah.
[00:00:55]  You got a penis or you got a vagina.
[00:00:58]  Yeah, very simple.
[00:00:58]  Ain't nothing wrong with that.
[00:01:00]  Yeah, be proud of how God made you.
[00:01:03]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  Ain't nothing wrong with that.
[00:01:05]  Ain't nothing wrong.
[00:01:06]  Ain't nothing wrong with how God made you.
[00:01:09]  Hey, but ain't nothing wrong if you want to live your life as another person.
[00:01:13]  Ain't harming men.
[00:01:14]  Hey, it's a free country.
[00:01:16]  It's a free world do you, baby.
[00:01:20]  Okay, when I first started reading this article, I was like, is this the onion?
[00:01:26]  That's that website with a bunch of fake articles and satire?
[00:01:29]  It's a satire website with fake news articles.
[00:01:31]  It's for entertainment.
[00:01:32]  It's for comedy.
[00:01:35]  The mirror is going to put the onion out of business.
[00:01:39]  Yeah, you hear that onion?
[00:01:41]  Y'all going out of business.
[00:01:42]  Y'all obsolete.
[00:01:43]  This is reality now.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, okay, look here.
[00:01:46]  Proud dad, Reuben Sharp, has revealed how he gave birth to a miracle baby, Jamie, with partner Jay and Britain's most modern family.
[00:01:58]  Modern family.
[00:02:01]  Is this how society going?
[00:02:03]  No, man, that ain't, that's not good, man.
[00:02:05]  That's not progressing.
[00:02:06]  That's regressing.
[00:02:07]  Yeah, modern family?
[00:02:09]  Come on now.
[00:02:11]  Look, and that doctor that helped them get pregnant was transgender as well.
[00:02:15]  I will say this about transgender people.
[00:02:17]  They do stick together.
[00:02:18]  Yeah, they help one another, man.
[00:02:20]  All right, both these people were born biologically female.
[00:02:25]  Right?
[00:02:26]  Now, the one that wants to live their life as a man.
[00:02:29]  Reuben.
[00:02:29]  Yeah, Ruben.
[00:02:31]  He took testosterone, right?
[00:02:33]  This dude got a beard cleaner than mine.
[00:02:36]  I can't even grow a damn beard that's clean.
[00:02:39]  I don't like his mustache, though.
[00:02:41]  Looks kind of gay, huh?
[00:02:44]  I saw all like mustache.
[00:02:46]  Give me that French look.
[00:02:47]  But anyway, mustache.
[00:02:49]  And beard's clean, though, man.
[00:02:50]  Mustache gotta go, man.
[00:02:51]  You should shave it off and go with the ornish look, you know?
[00:02:53]  Yeah.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, so they biologically both female, but one of them lives their life as a man, goes by he pronouns.
[00:02:58]  The other one chopped the tits off, and she ain't nothing.
[00:03:02]  She's a tadpole.
[00:03:03]  Yeah, she's non-binary.
[00:03:04]  She goes by them and they and all that crap.
[00:03:06]  Yeah, why you do that, man?
[00:03:07]  But no, it's her life.
[00:03:09]  I ain't gonna even read this no more because that's she chopped over.
[00:03:12]  Now, see, this is why I will not ever decide to donate my sperm.
[00:03:18]  Yeah, you ain't gonna have my babe walk around in a dress with that big penis like his daddy.
[00:03:23]  You ain't gonna do that to my kids.
[00:03:25]  I couldn't imagine.
[00:03:27]  Man, that's why I could never donate.
[00:03:29]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  If I did donate sperm, I said, hey, who's getting this?
[00:03:32]  I gotta sign off on this.
[00:03:33]  Yeah.
[00:03:34]  Hey, hey, Kevin, hey, man, hey, we got some people who want your sperm, man.
[00:03:37]  Yeah, they want that kid to have pretty green eyes like you.
[00:03:40]  I said, cool, man.
[00:03:42]  Tell me about this couple we got going, right?
[00:03:44]  Oh, one's non-binary and the other one's a transgender man.
[00:03:49]  I say, hell no.
[00:03:54]  You tell them people I said no.
[00:03:57]  Respectfully.
[00:03:59]  Yeah.
[00:04:00]  That poor child, man.
[00:04:02]  Hey, man.
[00:04:02]  Yeah.
[00:04:03]  That child is going to be confused.
[00:04:07]  I think kids need structure, man.
[00:04:09]  But, hey, man, it's all about diversity.
[00:04:14]  What?
[00:04:14]  It's all about diversity, man.
[00:04:17]  That's what everything's about now.
[00:04:19]  It's about that diversity.
[00:04:21]  I mean, is it right for me to say they can't have kids?
[00:04:24]  No, it's a free it's free world, man.
[00:04:26]  Free country.
[00:04:26]  You can do what you want.
[00:04:27]  Does that make me a bigot?
[00:04:29]  No, it don't make him bigot.
[00:04:30]  You're just giving them constructive criticism, man.
[00:04:32]  It should be okay for anybody to give constructive criticism.
[00:04:36]  You shouldn't be able to hate on somebody for that.
[00:04:38]  I'm not hating on that.
[00:04:39]  I mean, nobody.
[00:04:40]  I'm just saying this.
[00:04:41]  How likely is this kid to be transgender now?
[00:04:45]  Because we all are a product of your environment.
[00:04:49]  If I grew up in the hood and my daddy was a sorry ass and mama was a daddy wasn't around?
[00:04:54]  Yeah, and mama was a $5 crack hole.
[00:04:56]  What the hell you think is going to happen to me?
[00:04:58]  Yeah, I'm going to be jacked up.
[00:04:59]  Yeah, I'm going to be jacked up.
[00:05:00]  Not that I'm comparing y'all to a crack hole and a deadbeat dad.
[00:05:06]  I'm just making a point.
[00:05:07]  We're a product of our environment.
[00:05:10]  Now, what's going to keep this child, this female, from growing up being non-binary or want to be a transgender man?
[00:05:17]  What's going to be bad?
[00:05:20]  I don't know what the baby is.
[00:05:21]  It don't even matter at this point.
[00:05:22]  Baby could be male or female.
[00:05:24]  It don't even matter.
[00:05:25]  Because the one, she don't have a mom or dad.
[00:05:28]  She got a dad, but he doesn't have a mom.
[00:05:31]  The mom doesn't identify on anything.
[00:05:33]  Both of them are actually biological females.
[00:05:35]  Let me say something.
[00:05:36]  Just one thing I can't get my, wrap my head around.
[00:05:40]  Okay, you born a woman, biological woman, but you born in the wrong body.
[00:05:45]  Okay, I get all that.
[00:05:46]  So you live your life as a man.
[00:05:48]  You take, hold up.
[00:05:49]  You take testosterone.
[00:05:50]  You grow a beard.
[00:05:51]  You want society to see you as a man.
[00:05:53]  You want people to call you he.

=== Child Without A Mom (01:28) ===

[00:05:54]  Yeah.
[00:05:55]  You, him.
[00:05:56]  You want, like I said, society to see you as a man.
[00:05:59]  Yeah.
[00:05:59]  But you turn around and do the one thing that a man can never do is get pregnant.
[00:06:06]  Yeah.
[00:06:06]  That's what I can't wrap my head around.
[00:06:10]  Don't you want to be a man?
[00:06:14]  But you end up having a baby, laying on your back, spreading your legs.
[00:06:18]  I don't know.
[00:06:18]  No, she got artificially inseminated.
[00:06:22]  She said, she got artificial.
[00:06:24]  It wasn't no dude in her like, yes.
[00:06:26]  Hey, man, come down.
[00:06:29]  Hold up, man.
[00:06:31]  And the person who donated the sperm was a transgender.
[00:06:38]  What is it?
[00:06:38]  Female?
[00:06:39]  It was a transgender man, so.
[00:06:41]  Well, no, he's a man.
[00:06:43]  Want to be a female?
[00:06:44]  Oh, that's where the title come in.
[00:06:46]  Transgender female gave.
[00:06:47]  You get it?
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:48]  I get it.
[00:06:49]  Female produced sperm.
[00:06:50]  I get it now.
[00:06:52]  I get it now.
[00:06:54]  It's a big ass riddle.
[00:06:58]  You can say what you want.
[00:07:00]  I don't give a care.
[00:07:02]  Still cruising down the road with my flag in the air.
[00:07:05]  My big orange truck with the King Ranch trim.
[00:07:08]  Cruising round the city in my 35 inches rims.
[00:07:12]  I'm country.
[00:07:14]  I'll be good at this game.
[00:07:15]  It's not about what you are.
[00:07:17]  It's from within.
[00:07:20]  Country, that's what I wanna be.
[00:07:22]  Yeah.