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Dec. 4, 2019 - Hodgetwins
03:38
Joe Biden Likes Black Kids Playing with His Hairy Legs
# white powder trump company roaches aoc black lives matter cult donald trump family guy hairy legs joe biden political rhetoric

Joe Biden's anecdote about children rubbing his sun-blonded legs sparks aggressive criticism regarding his sanity and alleged ties to Trump, while the speaker mocks political labels for both parties. The discussion veers into absurdity with roach anecdotes and Family Guy comparisons before concluding that Biden's behavior would make a perfect Trump ad, ultimately underscoring the chaotic nature of current political rhetoric. [Automatically generated summary]

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Roaches and White Friend Houses 00:02:12
And it get hot.
I got a lot of, I got hairy legs that turn that that turn blonde in the sun.
And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was traded and then watched the hair come back up again.
They look at it.
So I learned about roaches.
I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
Joe, what's wrong with you?
What in the peak booty jazz bullcrap is this?
If you came down with the AOC, you need to go get checked into a hospital.
Man, if I didn't know it any better, I would say you're working for the Trump company.
You gotta be.
You are not running for president.
You can't be.
This is a joke.
Every time I look at you, man, it's like watching an episode of Family Guy.
This dude is the front runner for the Democrat nomination.
Hey, they trying to say Trump supporters.
Trump's constituents are members of a cult.
If we are members of a cult, what do you call the Democrats' constituents?
Y'all actually want this man to become president.
What should we call y'all?
Minions?
That sounds about right.
Hey, what happened to Black Lives Matter?
Why you got all these black kids running crazy white man?
Look here.
Why do you bring up roaches?
I think he's out here patterning to a bunch of black people, right?
For some reason, roaches come to mind.
I guess that's how you see black people.
Our houses is loaded with roaches.
You're telling yourself, Joe, you're telling on yourself again, man.
We grew up with a bunch of roaches.
Yeah, we had a bunch of roaches.
I went to all my black friends.
They had roaches too.
I went to my white friend's house.
He said, mama, make sure y'all take your shoes off.
We got to check.
I was like, why?
Baba think y'all can bring some roaches in this house.
But we got rid of them.
Remember, mama got that white powder?
Yeah.
Put it in the corners.
Them roaches will eat that white powder.
Take it back to the house.
Then take it back to the creator.
Killed all them roaches.
Killed all the roaches.
How We See Black People 00:01:25
Man.
Anyway, back to Joe.
Hey, Joe, let me give you some advice, man.
Going forward, if you're really running for president, I suggest whenever you talk, have your teleprompter, man.
Do not deviate from that teleprompter.
Yeah.
And just stick to policies.
Just stick to talking about policy.
How you gonna make America great again?
How you gonna make this country great?
How you gonna keep it great?
Trump's already made it great.
How you gonna keep it great?
Just stick to that.
You should be fine.
Joe.
But the problem is you ain't got no policy.
Joe, why you got little kids in the pool rubbing your legs?
Think about this.
Let's say me and you in the pool.
Look, let's say we got hairy legs and the kids come over.
Yeah.
And start playing with my helmet age because it's so long.
I would tell them to stop.
I would tell them to stop.
I say, what's wrong with you, boy?
You gonna smack him?
He touched my legs, man.
That's inappropriate.
Joe, you're bragging about it.
Yeah.
Joe, you is really weird, man.
And this would make a perfect Trump ad.
Trump ain't got to say nothing.
Trump just come on.
Do you want this man running for president?
And rub my leg down so it was traded and then watched the hair come back up again.
They look at him.
So I learned about roaches.
I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
It did come back.
Trump like this.
I approved this ass.
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