Hodgetwins - Joe Biden Likes Black Kids Playing with His Hairy Legs
Aired: 2019-12-04
Duration: 03:38


=== Roaches and White Friend Houses (02:12) ===

[00:00:00]  And it get hot.
[00:00:00]  I got a lot of, I got hairy legs that turn that that turn blonde in the sun.
[00:00:09]  And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was traded and then watched the hair come back up again.
[00:00:18]  They look at it.
[00:00:19]  So I learned about roaches.
[00:00:20]  I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
[00:00:23]  And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
[00:00:25]  Joe, what's wrong with you?
[00:00:27]  What in the peak booty jazz bullcrap is this?
[00:00:30]  If you came down with the AOC, you need to go get checked into a hospital.
[00:00:35]  Man, if I didn't know it any better, I would say you're working for the Trump company.
[00:00:40]  You gotta be.
[00:00:42]  You are not running for president.
[00:00:43]  You can't be.
[00:00:45]  This is a joke.
[00:00:46]  Every time I look at you, man, it's like watching an episode of Family Guy.
[00:00:51]  This dude is the front runner for the Democrat nomination.
[00:00:56]  Hey, they trying to say Trump supporters.
[00:00:59]  Trump's constituents are members of a cult.
[00:01:02]  If we are members of a cult, what do you call the Democrats' constituents?
[00:01:07]  Y'all actually want this man to become president.
[00:01:10]  What should we call y'all?
[00:01:12]  Minions?
[00:01:13]  That sounds about right.
[00:01:14]  Hey, what happened to Black Lives Matter?
[00:01:17]  Why you got all these black kids running crazy white man?
[00:01:21]  Look here.
[00:01:23]  Why do you bring up roaches?
[00:01:27]  I think he's out here patterning to a bunch of black people, right?
[00:01:30]  For some reason, roaches come to mind.
[00:01:34]  I guess that's how you see black people.
[00:01:35]  Our houses is loaded with roaches.
[00:01:37]  You're telling yourself, Joe, you're telling on yourself again, man.
[00:01:41]  We grew up with a bunch of roaches.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, we had a bunch of roaches.
[00:01:46]  I went to all my black friends.
[00:01:47]  They had roaches too.
[00:01:49]  I went to my white friend's house.
[00:01:51]  He said, mama, make sure y'all take your shoes off.
[00:01:54]  We got to check.
[00:01:54]  I was like, why?
[00:01:55]  Baba think y'all can bring some roaches in this house.
[00:02:02]  But we got rid of them.
[00:02:03]  Remember, mama got that white powder?
[00:02:04]  Yeah.
[00:02:05]  Put it in the corners.
[00:02:06]  Them roaches will eat that white powder.
[00:02:08]  Take it back to the house.
[00:02:09]  Then take it back to the creator.
[00:02:10]  Killed all them roaches.
[00:02:11]  Killed all the roaches.

=== How We See Black People (01:25) ===

[00:02:12]  Man.
[00:02:14]  Anyway, back to Joe.
[00:02:16]  Hey, Joe, let me give you some advice, man.
[00:02:19]  Going forward, if you're really running for president, I suggest whenever you talk, have your teleprompter, man.
[00:02:26]  Do not deviate from that teleprompter.
[00:02:28]  Yeah.
[00:02:29]  And just stick to policies.
[00:02:31]  Just stick to talking about policy.
[00:02:33]  How you gonna make America great again?
[00:02:35]  How you gonna make this country great?
[00:02:37]  How you gonna keep it great?
[00:02:38]  Trump's already made it great.
[00:02:40]  How you gonna keep it great?
[00:02:41]  Just stick to that.
[00:02:42]  You should be fine.
[00:02:43]  Joe.
[00:02:44]  But the problem is you ain't got no policy.
[00:02:46]  Joe, why you got little kids in the pool rubbing your legs?
[00:02:51]  Think about this.
[00:02:52]  Let's say me and you in the pool.
[00:02:54]  Look, let's say we got hairy legs and the kids come over.
[00:02:56]  Yeah.
[00:02:57]  And start playing with my helmet age because it's so long.
[00:02:59]  I would tell them to stop.
[00:03:00]  I would tell them to stop.
[00:03:01]  I say, what's wrong with you, boy?
[00:03:04]  You gonna smack him?
[00:03:06]  He touched my legs, man.
[00:03:07]  That's inappropriate.
[00:03:10]  Joe, you're bragging about it.
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Joe, you is really weird, man.
[00:03:15]  And this would make a perfect Trump ad.
[00:03:17]  Trump ain't got to say nothing.
[00:03:19]  Trump just come on.
[00:03:20]  Do you want this man running for president?
[00:03:21]  And rub my leg down so it was traded and then watched the hair come back up again.
[00:03:28]  They look at him.
[00:03:28]  So I learned about roaches.
[00:03:30]  I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
[00:03:32]  And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
[00:03:35]  It did come back.
[00:03:36]  Trump like this.
[00:03:37]  I approved this ass.