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Nov. 21, 2019 - Hodgetwins
03:49
Eric Swalwell Farts On Live TV: Fartgate 2019
# quid pro quo public deception presidential race campaign event democratic party democrats eric fartwell eric swalwell live television media ethics political lying political satire

Eric Swalwell becomes the target of a comedic monologue mocking his alleged live TV farting incident during a 2019 campaign event. The speaker satirically dubs him "Eric Fartwell," claiming he lied about the gas to avoid embarrassment while simultaneously accusing Democrats of broader deceit regarding quid pro quo. By contrasting Swalwell's admission to his wife against his silence before millions, the host argues that if a politician cannot confess to flatulence, they lack the integrity to admit political corruption, ultimately framing the absurdity as a metaphor for Democratic dishonesty. [Automatically generated summary]

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President Cheating Election Scandal 00:02:54
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And the complaint that I've heard from Republicans...
Oh man, Eric Fartwell.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
This is in the middle of the day.
This is sound like one of those sports you do in the morning when you wake up.
Yeah, it's been bulleting up all night.
You gotta get it up out of here.
You walk around all day with that good morning up your ass?
Man, okay, I'm thinking, why would you do this on live TV?
I was thinking that you were thinking, okay, this is one of them solid ones.
No, you know if it's silent or if it's a deadly one.
You gotta.
No, this is a solid one.
No, man, I can't push this one.
This is a straight bomb right here.
Hey, you actually stopped mid-sentence while you're talking to take a breath so you can push.
Yeah, because everybody knows it's impossible to talk and bust ass at the same time.
You got to stop and push.
It's kind of like when you sneeze.
When you sneeze, your heart stops.
It's involuntary.
You can't, you can't.
Man, what a damn tool.
Eric Fartwell.
And you know what the sad thing about this is?
You lied about it.
You're lying about it.
Look, all the Democrats are lying about quid pro quo.
Right.
They're lying on the daily.
This dude is even lying about fart.
That's all you need to know about Democrats.
It is something wrong with these people.
If you can't confess to busting ass on air, if you can't confess to that, man, you can't confess to anything.
You actually stopped talking and it was so powerful it pushed you two inches up in the air.
Yeah, you look like you was blasting off like a rock.
Walking around with all that good morning up your ass.
Man, come on, Eric Fartwell.
What is wrong with you, boy?
Man.
And this dude was running for president.
Well, at least people are talking about you now.
But too late.
You already dropped up the race.
You should have done this when you was running for president.
You probably could have galvanized your fan base.
Oh, I didn't.
It was a...
What did they say?
They said it was a cup.
Somebody moved a cup.
What kind of cup was that from the medieval times?
Yeah, what kind of damn cup is that?
Yeah, they said it was a cup.
Then he said it wasn't him.
It was somebody else.
Man, come on, man.
Everybody knows it was you.
Everybody.
Even Democrats knew it was you.
Don't nobody believe it.
I'm serious.
Like, the only time I do something like that, when it sounds like that, is in the morning when I wake up.
Dropping The Presidential Race 00:00:54
Ain't nobody home.
Or I go in the bathroom.
I don't do that in front of my wife.
I don't do that in front of anybody.
I take it.
I don't know what's over.
You did that in front of us.
Just like, oh my God, what is wrong with you?
Stop lying.
You pulling a damn Eric Swallow.
I'm not going to do it in front of millions of people.
I do it in front of my wife.
Okay, I admit it.
That's what I'm thinking.
I lied.
What I'm thinking is he thought it was one of those solid ones.
And he could just creep it out.
Nobody knows.
He could just keep it moving.
But you see how hard he pushed?
The solid ones, you ain't got to push.
They just come out.
You know, niggas come out.
You just, you could be walking like, man, no noise.
I can just walk it off.
Hey, Eric Fartwell.
I guess men do have periods.
You just check your brawls.
Oh, yeah, you had to change your plans after that.
Yeah.
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