Hodgetwins - Eric Swalwell Farts On Live TV: Fartgate 2019
Aired: 2019-11-21
Duration: 03:49


=== President Cheating Election Scandal (02:54) ===

[00:00:00]  Chris, so far the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
[00:00:08]  And the complaint that I've heard from Republicans...
[00:00:10]  Oh man, Eric Fartwell.
[00:00:13]  Dude, what's wrong with you?
[00:00:17]  This is in the middle of the day.
[00:00:18]  This is sound like one of those sports you do in the morning when you wake up.
[00:00:22]  Yeah, it's been bulleting up all night.
[00:00:23]  You gotta get it up out of here.
[00:00:26]  You walk around all day with that good morning up your ass?
[00:00:36]  Man, okay, I'm thinking, why would you do this on live TV?
[00:00:40]  I was thinking that you were thinking, okay, this is one of them solid ones.
[00:00:43]  No, you know if it's silent or if it's a deadly one.
[00:00:48]  You gotta.
[00:00:49]  No, this is a solid one.
[00:00:50]  No, man, I can't push this one.
[00:00:51]  This is a straight bomb right here.
[00:00:56]  Hey, you actually stopped mid-sentence while you're talking to take a breath so you can push.
[00:01:02]  Yeah, because everybody knows it's impossible to talk and bust ass at the same time.
[00:01:07]  You got to stop and push.
[00:01:09]  It's kind of like when you sneeze.
[00:01:10]  When you sneeze, your heart stops.
[00:01:13]  It's involuntary.
[00:01:14]  You can't, you can't.
[00:01:16]  Man, what a damn tool.
[00:01:20]  Eric Fartwell.
[00:01:21]  And you know what the sad thing about this is?
[00:01:24]  You lied about it.
[00:01:25]  You're lying about it.
[00:01:26]  Look, all the Democrats are lying about quid pro quo.
[00:01:30]  Right.
[00:01:31]  They're lying on the daily.
[00:01:32]  This dude is even lying about fart.
[00:01:37]  That's all you need to know about Democrats.
[00:01:39]  It is something wrong with these people.
[00:01:42]  If you can't confess to busting ass on air, if you can't confess to that, man, you can't confess to anything.
[00:01:49]  You actually stopped talking and it was so powerful it pushed you two inches up in the air.
[00:01:53]  Yeah, you look like you was blasting off like a rock.
[00:01:58]  Walking around with all that good morning up your ass.
[00:02:03]  Man, come on, Eric Fartwell.
[00:02:05]  What is wrong with you, boy?
[00:02:07]  Man.
[00:02:08]  And this dude was running for president.
[00:02:10]  Well, at least people are talking about you now.
[00:02:13]  But too late.
[00:02:14]  You already dropped up the race.
[00:02:16]  You should have done this when you was running for president.
[00:02:19]  You probably could have galvanized your fan base.
[00:02:24]  Oh, I didn't.
[00:02:24]  It was a...
[00:02:25]  What did they say?
[00:02:26]  They said it was a cup.
[00:02:28]  Somebody moved a cup.
[00:02:30]  What kind of cup was that from the medieval times?
[00:02:33]  Yeah, what kind of damn cup is that?
[00:02:37]  Yeah, they said it was a cup.
[00:02:38]  Then he said it wasn't him.
[00:02:39]  It was somebody else.
[00:02:41]  Man, come on, man.
[00:02:43]  Everybody knows it was you.
[00:02:45]  Everybody.
[00:02:46]  Even Democrats knew it was you.
[00:02:48]  Don't nobody believe it.
[00:02:49]  I'm serious.
[00:02:49]  Like, the only time I do something like that, when it sounds like that, is in the morning when I wake up.

=== Dropping The Presidential Race (00:54) ===

[00:02:55]  Ain't nobody home.
[00:02:56]  Or I go in the bathroom.
[00:02:57]  I don't do that in front of my wife.
[00:02:59]  I don't do that in front of anybody.
[00:03:01]  I take it.
[00:03:02]  I don't know what's over.
[00:03:03]  You did that in front of us.
[00:03:04]  Just like, oh my God, what is wrong with you?
[00:03:06]  Stop lying.
[00:03:07]  You pulling a damn Eric Swallow.
[00:03:09]  I'm not going to do it in front of millions of people.
[00:03:13]  I do it in front of my wife.
[00:03:14]  Okay, I admit it.
[00:03:15]  That's what I'm thinking.
[00:03:16]  I lied.
[00:03:17]  What I'm thinking is he thought it was one of those solid ones.
[00:03:19]  And he could just creep it out.
[00:03:21]  Nobody knows.
[00:03:22]  He could just keep it moving.
[00:03:23]  But you see how hard he pushed?
[00:03:28]  The solid ones, you ain't got to push.
[00:03:30]  They just come out.
[00:03:31]  You know, niggas come out.
[00:03:33]  You just, you could be walking like, man, no noise.
[00:03:37]  I can just walk it off.
[00:03:39]  Hey, Eric Fartwell.
[00:03:41]  I guess men do have periods.
[00:03:44]  You just check your brawls.
[00:03:46]  Oh, yeah, you had to change your plans after that.
[00:03:49]  Yeah.