Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E94 - SUSTAINABLE BOOB TAPE FOR DOGS MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHICKPEAS

March 21, 2025 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S6E94 - SUSTAINABLE BOOB TAPE FOR DOGS MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHICKPEAS

God sent us to the mail bag a bunch today which likely has to do with J6ers we forgot about - specifically a woman who had a miscarriage after the FBI raided her home. After that bummer, he sends us to sprinkles where we see the free market of ideas doing a WAY better job than Big Comedy could ever do.

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	It was, of course, New York Drug by Hurula, H-U-R-U-L-A.
	Some Swedish dude from Stockholm.
	Kind of old.
	He's almost 45 or something.
	But he does good little indie rock for chicks.
	We've been rocking out pretty hard this week.
	I thought it would be nice to provide some music for females.
	Great show last night.
	Stiggs was very rude to me after the show because I didn't want to go out to the bar.
	He used derogatory terms usually reserved for homosexual people.
	And that was painful.
	But I think Ron and Maddie and him went out.
	Did you go meet them later on?
	I didn't.
	It just takes too long to get the show ready.
	But you have in the past.
	I have in the past, yeah.
	It might have been when Ryan was here, so I had like some extra time or something.
	Oh.
	Something like that.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	So today's newspaper lesson plan, Trump orders dismantling of Department of Education, handing power to the states.
	This is great news.
	The more independent the states, the better the country is.
	We know that education funding has just been going up like this forever.
	Student test scores going down.
	All the money that goes in education goes to bureaucrats.
	None of it makes it to textbooks, though you get told rhetoric about, you know, special needs kids not getting attention.
	Those are separate departments.
	Food, kids not getting free lunches.
	That's a department of agriculture.
	So it's all lies.
	All lies.
	They're all freaking out.
	They're all clapping at Tesla exploding and crying about jobs.
	We saw this with Thatcher when she privatized Britain.
	They kept complaining about the jobs going away.
	Yes.
	Stupid jobs are going away.
	If I relied on the government for this podcast and no one was watching it, I would know that I'm on the chopping block.
	But we're self-sufficient.
	We are community-driven.
	We really are a non-government operation, right?
	We're an NGO.
	It took you a while to get the show up last night.
	Did it?
	Didn't it?
	Yeah, a little bit longer than normal.
	Yes.
	I don't exactly know why.
	I was supposed to go through and do some edits on it.
	But you didn't.
	I couldn't find exactly what mattered.
	I told you not to worry about those edits.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But you did it anyway?
	I tried my best to just look and see if it was easy enough to do.
	So in the future, I'll just listen better.
	That's an interesting angle.
	Today is the Godwheel episode.
	We'll make it the free episode.
	Shoot, we should have been broadcasting this live on Twitter.
	I didn't realize we're going to make it the free episode.
	You can put it on Twitter.
	Okay.
	Yeah, put it on Twitter later.
	That's what I'll do.
	Okay, fine.
	And our only client today is Nita Fashions, right?
	Yeah.
	And you can pull up the pinned tweet or the ad for it.
	Tonight is, I think, our second night of the Meet and Greet Tour.
	Oh, we've pinned a different tweet.
	Yeah.
	Whose idea was that?
	It was Tony's.
	Okay.
	And Josh, Danny, because we need to sell tickets to those shows.
	I did tweet yesterday about New York today.
	So Towers at Lot, L-O-T-T-E, New York.
	I'm going to be there.
	I think it's 8 to 10.
	And to book that, you go to info at nitafashions.com, N-I-T-AFASHOSPLURAL.com.
	The Instagram, of course, is at nita.fashions.
	Cops kept saying, we want to come.
	Okay, but I'm not giving you a free suit.
	Like, if you come here, you pay the 200, we hang out, meet and greet, drink.
	They get you measured up, so they have your blueprint now.
	You get a free shirt.
	You get a lifetime pass to all shows.
	We give you a special pin that gets you into all shows forever.
	And it's a good little hang.
	We usually go for beers after.
	So there's that.
	But like, if my friends want to come, okay, that's great.
	But first of all, Peter and Anil are busy measuring the people who paid.
	I don't know, go to another time.
	Why do people want to come to things?
	This is, I'm wearing my Nita Fashions suit.
	This is the suit that they told me not to make.
	Why is that?
	Because it's for a jacket.
	Oh.
	It's like a felt jacket.
	But it's warm as toast.
	You can't wear this.
	It's already too late in the year to wear this.
	But here's a fun fact.
	So this is a dress shirt I got from Nita Fashions.
	It's a button down, but you don't see the buttons.
	Look, they're hidden.
	Peekaboo.
	Peekaboo.
	And then look, you can make your own little logo.
	So this is a skull.
	Can you see that?
	I can't really see what you can see.
	So it's a skull that says GM.
	And you know what's handy about that?
	As you get different waves of shirts, as you get fatter, because you're not getting skinnier.
	Let's cut the shit.
	You go, oh, GMM is from my skinny days.
	I know I can't fit in those shirts.
	GM shirts, I know I can fit.
	And when I see the skull and crossbow, I go, okay, now I can really relax.
	That is for The gigantic McInnes.
	Huge guy.
	So if you're not going to any of these, there's Boston and New Jersey still left.
	You'll probably come to Boston, right?
	I think I'm going to Boston, yeah.
	Yeah, that's next week.
	We can meet the dud.
	Get to meet the dud.
	Yeah, it's exciting.
	I'm sure there's a big lineup for that.
	Meet the dud.
	It's like, shoot the freak.
	But if you can't make any of these dates, of course, you can always go to nitafashions.com.
	You can go to their Instagram page, nita.fashions, n-i-t-a, and book an appointment online.
	Get all measured up.
	You know, go to Amazon, get that tailor, that measuring stick that's not a stick.
	It's like a string, a tape, and a good first date with a chick.
	She measures you up online.
	And then I love when they have your blueprint because you just call in.
	Then they can send you swatches from Hong Kong and you can decide what you want to wear.
	Now, I know we're manufacturing outside of America, Gavin.
	Well, a custom suit in New York City is like seven grand.
	Custom suit from these guys is like one.
	We hope manufacturing increases in here so we can be more competitive, but right now it's just not possible to get an American suit.
	Sorry.
	It's for the rich.
	I'm playing catch up on GML.
	Anita Fashions is in town this weekend.
	So I'm not sure if Gavin has announced there is a meet and greet.
	Let me know.
	How annoying is that?
	Have I not put it everywhere?
	It's kind of everywhere, yeah.
	It's everywhere, dude.
	I guess I gotta find him the fucking pin tweet, right?
	I can attach the image to that.
	Mailback.
	It's at the end of every episode.
	Yeah.
	I'll deal with that later.
	So, as you know, today is the God Wheel.
	We spin a wheel and we ask the Lord what he wants us to do.
	That clock is slow, so it's confusing me.
	Some people don't like the God Wheel.
	And you know what that means?
	That means you don't like God.
	So I'm not going to punish you, but God will probably give you cancer or strike you with lightning or just make you ugly like this.
	This is a seven-day bender, by the way.
	I don't recommend it.
	So without further to do, as is the correct definition of the colloquialism, let's let's jam out with God.
	The God Wheel.
	I know you're thinking that's blasphemous that I'm depicted as God in that interstitial, but no, he's speaking through me.
	What are your favorite subjects, Sean?
	like anything that is funny.
	I like...
	Yeah, we sort of went through this.
	Sprinkles probably is the best to me.
	Okay.
	You know what I want to cover?
	I want to cover the things we haven't covered during the week.
	Trump, I want to cover a lot of.
	Hotties would be funny, even though my 12-year-old's in the studio.
	Racism, no.
	Proud Boys, no.
	Me news, hell no.
	Female cops, I think we may be out of.
	Yeah.
	I think we emptied our female cops.
	Last week, we almost emptied Proud Boys and maybe one other.
	Aviation?
	Yeah.
	Oh, Boeing Aviation.
	We are low as hell on, but I don't think.
	Oh, yeah, that is there.
	Yeah.
	You know what we do if that happens?
	I just go to the letters and I type in that search and we see.
	Okay.
	But God doesn't tend to send us to things we don't have shit to say about because this is his chance to focus our attention.
	So in the past, God has said, hey, I love what you're doing, Gab.
	I love that you support men and men are not toxic and masculinity is important.
	He's been big on children, the war on kids, help the kids.
	I got to see if I can fix that.
	Do you have any AA batteries?
	AA batteries.
	There might be some in there.
	There's some in the storage room, but it's so disorganized in there.
	Let me see if just moving the clock forward works.
	So weird when a clock is slow, isn't it?
	That's so analog.
	Like when I was a kid, you'd have a Sony Walkman, and you'd be listening to Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell, and Ronnie James Dio would be like, sing me a song.
	But it wouldn't start up like that.
	It would be like, sing me a song.
	You're a singer.
	Do me a wrong.
	You're the ringer of heaven.
	And you'd be like, a burglar?
	I need new batteries.
	But since then, that's like the 80s.
	Since then, it works, works, works.
	It's dead.
	Yeah.
	So when you see a clock go, I can't do 1210.
	I can do 12.06.
	I'm too tired to do 1210.
	You go, really?
	So the batteries are just like, ah, that's a few minutes too much for me.
	But I guess that's the way it is.
	That's just the way it...
	Go into that room with the Trump sign on it and see if you can find any AA batteries.
	But make sure you don't cross in front of the camera.
	So that route you just took, make sure you take that route on the way back.
	If you find them, I'll come and get them from you.
	My wife's out of town.
	My boy is here.
	He's got a birthday party today.
	Not great planning.
	Is it 2.30?
	I don't know.
	Is it 4?
	I don't know.
	Presents?
	Well, it's too late.
	The boy's saying, just bring me money.
	And the mom didn't contact the moms.
	So we'll see what happens with that.
	All right.
	So I think we're ready.
	And we're going to be spinning it.
	It starts on garbage people and it ends on...
	Oh, I'm excited about doing this.
	Yeah.
	Did we do this last week?
	I think we did.
	Tough enough.
	Let's get gay for men.
	God, God really loves men these days.
	So do I, though.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Let's see Tough Enough.
	Tough Enough.
	You got him.
	Good job.
	Alright, let's see if.
	Oh, it just takes a while.
	That's all it takes.
	Oh, now you got some spunk.
	Now you got some skip in your step.
	Oh, wow.
	Look at that second-hand go.
	Do you guys want to see what I see?
	just for fun.
	I'll text that to you.
	I saw Anthony put out what he saw.
	Very pleasant.
	He's got a very pleasant place down there in South Carolina.
	His shit's going well.
	That mediocre backlash did not help.
	Forward magazine calling him an anti-Semite because he made a joke or retweeted a tweet, which, or the dumbest one, someone was being anti-Semitic, blaming the Jews for everything, and he goes, okay, I got it.
	Meaning like, stop repeating that.
	You made your point.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	But Forward, the magazine, tried to make it look like he was going, okay, I got it.
	Which is like, you don't understand English.
	I saw an article today in Horetz, which I believe is Hebrew for the land.
	And they were talking about how evil Israel is and they're bombing children.
	And it's an opinion piece by this super radical Muslim dude.
	And I'm just like, like Horetz is a Jewish magazine.
	And they're publishing opinion pieces by Hanan Majadi talking about how Israels are murderers and genocide.
	Horetz has employees that are in Antifa.
	They've attacked me a bunch of times.
	White ethnomasochism is what that is.
	Okay, this is just a great example of why men are awesome.
	Can you see any monitors where you're sitting there, little guy?
	Like the screen on the bar, is that showing anything?
	Watch this.
	This is how great men are.
	This is why I love men.
	This segment is called Gay for Men.
	I don't know if it has any volume.
	So he goes to get his friend.
	Hey, what's up?
	Yeah, they hug.
	He starts humping him.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They're pals.
	Hey, we're buddies.
	And he flicks him in the balls.
	And then he flicks him in the balls.
	So now he's in pain because he got flicked in the balls.
	And then his friend goes over and starts humping him with him.
	Dude, it is amazing how much pain you can get from just like just the slightest little tap on those things.
	I've had, I've been flicked once, and I mean this.
	And I had to sit down at a bar, like on the ground for, I think it was 40 minutes.
	It was just the, they were just hanging low.
	It was the perfect flick.
	They got smacked in the face.
	I wonder if it's more painful when you're not expecting it.
	Can you brace your balls?
	Write that down, Sean.
	That's today's episode.
	That's a good one.
	I don't know.
	I guess you can, right?
	I'm doing it right now.
	Bracing, relaxed.
	Bracing, relaxed.
	Brazing, relaxed.
	Bracing, relaxed.
	Racing, relaxed.
	I think I'm working out my balls.
	I'm doing Kegel exercises, but for nuts.
	This is just, it's hard not to extrappreciate white males in this particular segment, or I was not aware of this particular hobby.
	It is the micro mini tractor pull.
	So we've all seen tractor pulls where you show off your tractor and you can drag big pieces of fucking cement.
	Well, what about my mini tractor?
	How much can it pull?
	You know, no music, no naked chicks, no beers, just guys working hard.
	Not even communicating, really.
	They're just 100% focused on their mini tractors.
	They've got all kinds of turbines and little engines and extra batteries.
	They're weighing it down.
	One second.
	Okay.
	What happened there?
	Spacebar out of the video.
	Okay.
	I'd rather see your stupid computer than nothing.
	All right, here we go.
	All right, can I try mine?
	Yep, there's the referee.
	And then you use plexiglass to make sure it doesn't go off the edge.
	It's too valuable, right?
	But you can't use a plexiglass to cheat.
	But that just holds it, makes sure it doesn't, like, whip off to the right or the left.
	Alright, looks like that's the best you're going to do.
	You're done.
	And I guess we can't see it.
	There must be like a meter stick there, right?
	Showing the exact number he made it to.
	Look, they don't even look.
	I've got to polish that off.
	There's a few scratches on the table.
	And they trust the ref, of course.
	Micro mini tractor pullers association.
	Lexiglass, make sure we don't have any accidents.
	Oof.
	I don't think you're going to.
	Oh, you're making some progress.
	And then the ref is like, he probably goes, three seconds, no progress, you're out.
	That's the gesture.
	You're done.
	This guy's got like a sexy body to it.
	Okay.
	Oh, they're going to add some more something.
	Look at these.
	Little diesel engines?
	Whoa, that's got some great potential at the beginning, but we're losing her motion.
	Oh, no!
	He was smart enough to know there's going to be a second wind.
	I got to turn it off.
	Oh, this guy's got attitude.
	What are you doing?
	That's the end of it.
	Was that the end?
	Yeah.
	I could watch that all day.
	Wow.
	And, you know, the thing about that hobby is it's not bothering a soul.
	There's no noise, like, there's no noise complaints.
	There's no garbage.
	It's probably fucking spotless.
	I'm sure if you were with the ladies auxiliary and you guys had a meeting of the red hats or whatever there, the next night, it would be like fucking spotless.
	Okay, here's maybe this is the last one.
	We'll see if God brings us back here.
	But this guy, his wife, I guess they filled the garage and his wife is like, where am I going to park?
	And he goes, I got an idea.
	And these videos are almost as soothing, you can play it, play it, as the people being arrested videos.
	He's very good at this sort of teen TikTok presentation.
	You know another great thing about these videos?
	I think why they're appealing?
	Because in your brain, you pretend that it is happening this fast.
	And you're just like, wow, I wish there was a world this efficient.
	Where you could build a massive extension to your garage in eight minutes.
	We've got those in our backyard right now.
	Look at that.
	Gotta get the these trucks out the way.
	Gutters gotta go.
	Just got a cool thing to make sure that that all goes in.
	You get one chance with cement, boys.
	Everything's perfectly level.
	Let me add some wood there because what I'm gonna do is extend the roof.
	Now, obviously, the problem with extending the roof is, will it look good?
	Like, will it match?
	That's a beautiful wood there.
	Look at that.
	That wood's expensive since COVID.
	So will it match?
	Yep.
	The roof shingles perfectly match.
	Now they put some plastic down where they paint.
	Beautiful white paint.
	Beautiful stain there on the four by fours.
	Look at that.
	Done.
	Lighting done.
	We did all that in eight minutes, but it looks like it was built at the same time as the garage, doesn't it?
	Fucking beautiful.
	There's where you're parking, honey.
	Love you.
	What a wonderful guy that I'm gay for.
	Okay, I think I want to go behind the paywall.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Let's do one more.
	And God, if you're listening, well, I know you're listening.
	You're co-hosting the show.
	I'd love you to go to Trump right now, but I won't hold it against you if you don't want to.
	Let's.
	God, we haven't done LGBTQ in, I might say, months.
	Yeah, I don't think I've done it while I've been producer.
	Yeah, it just, it gets depressing.
	Like, they just showed this guy who works at the Kennedy Center, and he did a huge diatribe nude.
	See if you can find that.
	Yeah, I saw that earlier today.
	I'll tell that.
	And you know what's interesting about the way they talk?
	Like that Irish woman who confronted me on St. Patrick's Day?
	They have all their terms down.
	Like black and indigenous, people of color, black and brown people, stolen land, the right for trans people to exist.
	You know what I mean?
	It doesn't seem sincere.
	It just seems like memorized rhetoric.
	And the way he talks about, you know, ethnic displacement and blah, blah, blah.
	Same as when you see them on the news and they'll have a word like Russian collusion or we're in an existential crisis.
	And you go, well, you're clearly being told what to say.
	And you just memorized it.
	Which is why when they do these Charlie Kirk things or they challenge someone at a Q ⁇ A and he asks them a simple question like, if you're an atheist, why is it wrong to murder?
	They don't have an answer.
	There's no sincerity in it.
	So he got fired.
	I wonder what his dick look like.
	It looks like.
	If you're going to do a nude video, you should have a very decent schlong.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	And or it should be at its best.
	Like turn up the heat in your bedroom to 82.
	Have a really hot bath.
	Then do your video.
	Okay, have you got the footage though?
	Well, there should be a link to his tweet.
	It's still out there.
	I'm glad that all you care about.
	Uh-oh.
	Someone's calling me from Germany.
	I have to take this call.
	It could be an emergency.
	Hello?
	Yes.
	I'm afraid I don't speak German.
	Spec in the English?
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	I'm in New York City.
	Yeah, New York City.
	You called America, sir.
	Okay.
	Thanks.
	What the hell is that?
	My wife and my daughter are there now, so that that makes me worried.
	Guy just called me, said 10 minutes.
	That was annoying.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Oh, so he strips, I guess.
	This will be pleasant.
	Center, and that's a place where I work.
	He has vowed to ban drag performers from its stages.
	And as the saying goes, we're all born naked, and the rest is drag.
	In this episode, I'm going to talk about the Zempic.
	I'm going to ask, does staying make me a collaborator or somehow complicit in a hostile government takeover that's systematically targeting the livelihood and liberty of poor people, queer people, black-brown people, people of color, immigrants, Muslims, victims in war-torn countries, ethnic cleansing women?
	And gosh, when I put it that way, it seems obvious.
	Wait, stop.
	Donald Trump and the Kennedy Center.
	That list was types of people.
	Yes.
	Right?
	Black and brown people, Indigenous people.
	And then he said ethnic cleansing.
	That's a verb.
	True.
	Isn't it?
	Oh, I guess it's a noun.
	But did he mean, is ethnic cleansing woman a type of person?
	Hi, I'm an ethnic cleansing woman.
	Aren't you a woman who's a victim of ethnic cleansing?
	But do you see what I mean about the script?
	Oh, yeah, definitely.
	Black and indigenous.
	I made three indigenous people.
	One of them's here today.
	He's friends with black kids, but they're not really a group.
	Like, you could say Hispanic people, you could argue that Guatemalans and Nicaraguans and Panamans and Costa Ricans, they have a lot in common.
	So I'm not against lumping Central Americans together, but like black Americans, like fucking Kendrick Lamar and then, you know, John Longfellow leather stocking, who lives in Indiana on the res.
	I don't know if those two could even understand each other.
	Why'd you lump them together?
	And of course, I figured it out last week.
	It's because they both have brutal rates of missing people.
	But that's because they don't put up signs saying missing.
	They just go, she's gone.
	That's the only thing they have in common.
	Not enough enthusiasm about missing people.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Let's do one more spin before we go behind the whizz-all.
	Not a hard spin that time.
	Not a hard spin.
	A gentle spin.
	Oh.
	Okay, okay.
	We can do that.
	Sometimes the mailbag, now that we're live every day, the mailbag will talk about what we just talked about.
	I feel like I should get this out here.
	John, it's the very top one.
	Mailbag interstitial, though?
	Yeah, sure.
	Sean, you look like a woman in drag.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Bitch ass nigga.
	You know my problem with that song?
	First of all, there's the racial epithet at the end.
	Secondly, Rachel Maddow's not a woman in drag.
	Yeah, that's true.
	She's a masculine presenting lesbian.
	My problem with it is that it says that I look like a woman in drag.
	Like, look up Drag King.
	Yeah.
	Rachel Maddow's not a drag king.
	Drag kings have like a suit on.
	They smoke a cigar.
	They make a lot of jokes about tits.
	When I said you look like a woman in drag, I meant Halloween.
	Yeah.
	It's actually a compliment.
	I'm saying you have the bone structure of a pretty lady.
	I don't like that.
	What's this now?
	Oh, shit.
	I sent it to Anthony Cumia by accident.
	What am I doing?
	I'm a dummy cakes.
	Sean Goggins is your name, right?
	Correct.
	That's correct.
	Okay, so let me send you that.
	I totally forgot I sent that.
	Why did I send that to him?
	Now I'm like, should I say, oops?
	Didn't mean to send that to you?
	Yeah, why not, right?
	That's just...
	Shit, that was for Sean.
	I was copying you, so that was on my stupid brain.
	Now I'm saying you were on my mind.
	Now I'm Kenny Loggins gay, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson.
	You're always on my mind.
	This has been sent to me so many billions of times, including like a couple hours ago, that I would be remiss if I were to exclude it from the time capsule that is this show.
	But I should say, I don't feel like playing this.
	When things are this viral, I just don't feel like bringing attention to them because you've seen them.
	But yeah, we gotta fucking, we gotta show this.
	Because it is my mother.
	Although I said it to my mother and she was disgusted.
	There's a thing with Scottish people where they're sort of like black middle class people where they're disgusted by thug behavior.
	So my mother was like, ugh, that's disgusting, stupid bitch.
	Really sorry?
	I came all the way from Scotland.
	I thought the leaks were going to win two games.
	They lost.
	It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive fucking tent.
	They lost concentration.
	I am sorry.
	They let me sit on the bench.
	That's why they lost tonight.
	They were overcome by Scottish pheromones.
	They didn't even know what they were.
	I mean, that's possible.
	It's possible she's not wrong.
	These men are in great shape.
	Very libidinous gentlemen.
	All right.
	Lunch ruined.
	This is from a woman named Grace.
	I don't dox people who send us letters, but first name basis, I think, is fair.
	Hello, gentlemen.
	I'm up to lunch in Terrytown, which is sort of above Westchester.
	Maybe it's even in Westchester, near Sleepy Hollow, where the headless horseman lives.
	Paying $25 for a fucking salad, and I overhear this retarded young woman attempting to explain how taxes work to the group of preteen children she is monitoring.
	There's a picture there.
	She says, rich people don't pay any taxes.
	And then adds, I'm not sure how it works, but apparently they just don't.
	The children nod their heads in compliance.
	These are the people teaching your children, folks.
	They are wearing bad cologne and they're unbelievably stupid.
	Hope your hangover isn't AIDS.
	I appreciate that attention.
	I did have a hangover yesterday.
	It was AIDS.
	My body hairs hurt, but I'm back now after 12 hours.
	It's funny when you do a detox and you go pee, even if you haven't drank the day before, it's still like dark yellow because your liver is doing so much work.
	I didn't enjoy the bender.
	I don't recommend it.
	I went to the gym today, brought my kid.
	It was great being normal again.
	But you always got to know what their misconceptions, misconceptions come from.
	And I think it's that Warren Buffett thing where he was like, my secretary pays more tax than me.
	And what Warren Buffett was doing, he was sort of excluding the fact that he'd already paid money, taxes on the money that he brought in, and he didn't have to pay as much when it was going out.
	So no, Warren, you're wrong.
	And we all know that the rich, the top 1%, pay something like 50% of America's taxes.
	And the lower half doesn't pay any tax.
	So in truth, my dear, the poor don't pay any taxes.
	And those of us who make a lot of money, like I do, we're upwards of 50%.
	Professionals, lawyers, CEOs, about 50% tax.
	So we pay all your tax is the way it goes.
	But thanks for educating these random kids about bullshit now that we as normal parents, we have to untangle that ball when you make a mess like that.
	I am fucking boiling in this suit.
	I think Nita Fashions was correct when they said no.
	I wear it if I'm going into the city in January and I don't feel like wearing a coat.
	But then you get inside and the pain begins.
	Okay, I think I'm going to go behind the paywall now.
	We'll answer some more letters, then we'll re-spin the wheel.
	But we've given you too much free shit this week, so go fuck yourself.
	People who pay $10 a month and enjoy basically unlimited content.
	I mean, you got me and Anthony Kumia every day.
	You got Atheism is Unstoppable.
	Real quality shit.
	Elijah Schaefer, he's probably streaming right now, and he streams for a long time.
	I daren't list all the quality we have, but I, you know, when I first started this, it was me four days a week, an hour a day.
	And for the same price now, you get at least six hours a day, which is more than you should watch.
	If you watch six hours, unless you're working in a machine shop and it's just on in the background, that's a bit too much.
	That's too much TV, six hours.
	But you got it, and it's here at Compound Censored.
	Go to compoundmedia.com or censored.tv.
	Use the promo code Gavin for 20% off.
	I always forget that part.
	And you can have a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
	So until then, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Play this.
	Not very loud.
	That wasn't very loud.
	I'll fix that.
	Is it'cause I turned the speaker down?
	Uh, no, I guess that was me.
	That was my fault.
	Okay.

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