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March 6, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E224 - I HATE YOU
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The moments are moving on There goes that neighbourhood again The moments are moving on It's alive from New York We meeting I want you to pretend you like to meet our friends But appearing down the yard accommodation You can go buy the other house association The same thing at hand,
they finished in It's currently happening to finish in They're staggering on the flats with a pushing the chopper It won't be long now they've taken over coffee Still talking about the wicksmen that don't make the bore yeah But we've already got one,
we don't need anymore, yeah Vended shops, 20 fucking coffee spots, over plates, pens and shops, I told the community centre rods The mullets are moving on They are posted in neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's a sin The mullets are moving on They oppose that neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's
a sin It's a sin It's a sin That's DOS The mullets are moving in for Glasgow and they're gentrifying the neighborhood and it's no good Pretty cool song, huh?
That was neat He's got another one.
I think this is a follow-up to his other hit Laundry or something He's a Glaswegian dude talking about the gentrification of his hometown and doing a great job Wonderful chap.
I mentioned him to Nay Chance who had never heard of him.
What do you think of that thing I did, by the way, Ryan?
What's that?
Oh, oh, stop, stop.
Let's announce your announcement.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
You are wearing a bucket hat to work today.
I am.
That's correct, Gavin.
What?
Why are you wearing a fucking bucket hat?
First of all, your headphones are scrunching it, but who wears a hat at their desk?
I do not know.
Who turns up a bucket hat, like the lip of it?
What the fuck are you doing?
Have you seen that before?
You're not even wearing the bucket hat correctly.
This is tactical.
I don't know what for, but it serves a purpose.
I've seen people do it.
Why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
Because it's part of my whole getup today.
My new style, because I'm not skinny anymore, so I can't wear skinny jeans.
So I never wear skinny jeans, but okay.
I was skinny at a time.
No, no.
You're too old to wear skinny jeans, but okay.
Sure.
But my new thing, I got these baggy pants.
I got two pairs, and I'm going to try it out for a bit.
And I think I'm going to be a baggy pants guy now.
And I'm going for old.
This is you responding to the question, why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
Well, it goes with the pants.
Why don't you come out here, switch to camera one, whatever it is, and just show us your stupid fucking pants and try to explain why that justifies wearing a bucket hat at a desk in a studio where you work.
As I said.
As I said.
Walk towards the camera.
So this is your look.
And you claim the look is retired kung fu expert who fishes.
So what's his name?
Toyota Magami.
The guy from the Karate Kid.
Pat Sajak.
What's his name?
Pat Murito.
Pat Murito.
You're going for a Pat Murito look.
Essentially, yes.
But I had an image in my head for like, you know, I'm...
I can't hear you.
What?
Why are you flipping it up?
Why are you what?
Why are you flipping up the brim of your bucket hat?
One second.
I can't hear you.
You got to flip up the brim.
Okay, now I should be all good.
Check, check.
Yep.
Good.
I can't tell if you're stupid or just retarded.
What's the difference?
Stupid can be fixed.
Retarded is unfixable.
So here's a lesson, folks.
When you see someone walking down the street and they look retarded, know that they are.
You're looking at a retard.
You're looking at a stupid person.
Stupid people, they don't just like not read.
They get lost.
They crash their cars.
They wear bucket hats to work.
Like the multiple things that stupid people do cannot be underestimated.
They'll eat like a steak for breakfast and then feel sick.
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