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Why That Bucket Hat?
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| The moments are moving on There goes that neighbourhood again The moments are moving on It's alive from New York We meeting I want you to pretend you like to meet our friends But appearing down the yard accommodation You can go buy the other house association The same thing at hand, | |
| they finished in It's currently happening to finish in They're staggering on the flats with a pushing the chopper It won't be long now they've taken over coffee Still talking about the wicksmen that don't make the bore yeah But we've already got one, | |
| we don't need anymore, yeah Vended shops, 20 fucking coffee spots, over plates, pens and shops, I told the community centre rods The mullets are moving on They are posted in neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's a sin The mullets are moving on They oppose that neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's | |
| a sin It's a sin It's a sin That's DOS The mullets are moving in for Glasgow and they're gentrifying the neighborhood and it's no good Pretty cool song, huh? | |
| That was neat He's got another one. | |
| I think this is a follow-up to his other hit Laundry or something He's a Glaswegian dude talking about the gentrification of his hometown and doing a great job Wonderful chap. | |
| I mentioned him to Nay Chance who had never heard of him. | |
| What do you think of that thing I did, by the way, Ryan? | |
| What's that? | |
| Oh, oh, stop, stop. | |
| Let's announce your announcement. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You are wearing a bucket hat to work today. | |
| I am. | |
| That's correct, Gavin. | |
| What? | |
| Why are you wearing a fucking bucket hat? | |
| First of all, your headphones are scrunching it, but who wears a hat at their desk? | |
| I do not know. | |
| Who turns up a bucket hat, like the lip of it? | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| Have you seen that before? | |
| You're not even wearing the bucket hat correctly. | |
| This is tactical. | |
| I don't know what for, but it serves a purpose. | |
| I've seen people do it. | |
| Why are you wearing a hat at your desk? | |
| Because it's part of my whole getup today. | |
| My new style, because I'm not skinny anymore, so I can't wear skinny jeans. | |
| So I never wear skinny jeans, but okay. | |
| I was skinny at a time. | |
| No, no. | |
| You're too old to wear skinny jeans, but okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| But my new thing, I got these baggy pants. | |
| I got two pairs, and I'm going to try it out for a bit. | |
| And I think I'm going to be a baggy pants guy now. | |
| And I'm going for old. | |
| This is you responding to the question, why are you wearing a hat at your desk? | |
| Well, it goes with the pants. | |
| Why don't you come out here, switch to camera one, whatever it is, and just show us your stupid fucking pants and try to explain why that justifies wearing a bucket hat at a desk in a studio where you work. | |
| As I said. | |
| As I said. | |
| Walk towards the camera. | |
| So this is your look. | |
| And you claim the look is retired kung fu expert who fishes. | |
| So what's his name? | |
| Toyota Magami. | |
| The guy from the Karate Kid. | |
| Pat Sajak. | |
| What's his name? | |
| Pat Murito. | |
| Pat Murito. | |
| You're going for a Pat Murito look. | |
| Essentially, yes. | |
| But I had an image in my head for like, you know, I'm... | |
| I can't hear you. | |
| What? | |
| Why are you flipping it up? | |
| Why are you what? | |
| Why are you flipping up the brim of your bucket hat? | |
| One second. | |
| I can't hear you. | |
| You got to flip up the brim. | |
| Okay, now I should be all good. | |
| Check, check. | |
| Yep. | |
| Good. | |
| I can't tell if you're stupid or just retarded. | |
| What's the difference? | |
| Stupid can be fixed. | |
| Retarded is unfixable. | |
| So here's a lesson, folks. | |
| When you see someone walking down the street and they look retarded, know that they are. | |
| You're looking at a retard. | |
| You're looking at a stupid person. | |
| Stupid people, they don't just like not read. | |
| They get lost. | |
| They crash their cars. | |
| They wear bucket hats to work. | |
| Like the multiple things that stupid people do cannot be underestimated. | |
| They'll eat like a steak for breakfast and then feel sick. | |