Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E224 - I HATE YOU
Aired: 2023-03-06
Duration: 04:57


=== Why That Bucket Hat? (04:54) ===

[00:00:02]  The moments are moving on There goes that neighbourhood again The moments are moving on It's alive from New York We meeting I want you to pretend you like to meet our friends But appearing down the yard accommodation You can go buy the other house association The same thing at hand,
[00:00:30]  they finished in It's currently happening to finish in They're staggering on the flats with a pushing the chopper It won't be long now they've taken over coffee Still talking about the wicksmen that don't make the bore yeah But we've already got one,
[00:00:46]  we don't need anymore, yeah Vended shops, 20 fucking coffee spots, over plates, pens and shops, I told the community centre rods The mullets are moving on They are posted in neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's a sin The mullets are moving on They oppose that neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's
[00:01:17]  a sin It's a sin It's a sin That's DOS The mullets are moving in for Glasgow and they're gentrifying the neighborhood and it's no good Pretty cool song, huh?
[00:01:41]  That was neat He's got another one.
[00:01:44]  I think this is a follow-up to his other hit Laundry or something He's a Glaswegian dude talking about the gentrification of his hometown and doing a great job Wonderful chap.
[00:01:54]  I mentioned him to Nay Chance who had never heard of him.
[00:01:58]  What do you think of that thing I did, by the way, Ryan?
[00:02:01]  What's that?
[00:02:03]  Oh, oh, stop, stop.
[00:02:04]  Let's announce your announcement.
[00:02:07]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:09]  You are wearing a bucket hat to work today.
[00:02:11]  I am.
[00:02:12]  That's correct, Gavin.
[00:02:14]  What?
[00:02:15]  Why are you wearing a fucking bucket hat?
[00:02:17]  First of all, your headphones are scrunching it, but who wears a hat at their desk?
[00:02:23]  I do not know.
[00:02:24]  Who turns up a bucket hat, like the lip of it?
[00:02:27]  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:02:28]  Have you seen that before?
[00:02:29]  You're not even wearing the bucket hat correctly.
[00:02:31]  This is tactical.
[00:02:34]  I don't know what for, but it serves a purpose.
[00:02:37]  I've seen people do it.
[00:02:38]  Why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
[00:02:40]  Because it's part of my whole getup today.
[00:02:43]  My new style, because I'm not skinny anymore, so I can't wear skinny jeans.
[00:02:48]  So I never wear skinny jeans, but okay.
[00:02:50]  I was skinny at a time.
[00:02:51]  No, no.
[00:02:52]  You're too old to wear skinny jeans, but okay.
[00:02:55]  Sure.
[00:02:56]  But my new thing, I got these baggy pants.
[00:03:00]  I got two pairs, and I'm going to try it out for a bit.
[00:03:03]  And I think I'm going to be a baggy pants guy now.
[00:03:06]  And I'm going for old.
[00:03:07]  This is you responding to the question, why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
[00:03:11]  Well, it goes with the pants.
[00:03:13]  Why don't you come out here, switch to camera one, whatever it is, and just show us your stupid fucking pants and try to explain why that justifies wearing a bucket hat at a desk in a studio where you work.
[00:03:28]  As I said.
[00:03:29]  As I said.
[00:03:33]  Walk towards the camera.
[00:03:36]  So this is your look.
[00:03:39]  And you claim the look is retired kung fu expert who fishes.
[00:03:47]  So what's his name?
[00:03:49]  Toyota Magami.
[00:03:50]  The guy from the Karate Kid.
[00:03:52]  Pat Sajak.
[00:03:53]  What's his name?
[00:03:54]  Pat Murito.
[00:03:55]  Pat Murito.
[00:03:56]  You're going for a Pat Murito look.
[00:03:58]  Essentially, yes.
[00:03:59]  But I had an image in my head for like, you know, I'm...
[00:04:05]  I can't hear you.
[00:04:06]  What?
[00:04:07]  Why are you flipping it up?
[00:04:08]  Why are you what?
[00:04:10]  Why are you flipping up the brim of your bucket hat?
[00:04:12]  One second.
[00:04:13]  I can't hear you.
[00:04:13]  You got to flip up the brim.
[00:04:16]  Okay, now I should be all good.
[00:04:18]  Check, check.
[00:04:18]  Yep.
[00:04:19]  Good.
[00:04:19]  I can't tell if you're stupid or just retarded.
[00:04:23]  What's the difference?
[00:04:26]  Stupid can be fixed.
[00:04:27]  Retarded is unfixable.
[00:04:28]  So here's a lesson, folks.
[00:04:29]  When you see someone walking down the street and they look retarded, know that they are.
[00:04:35]  You're looking at a retard.
[00:04:36]  You're looking at a stupid person.
[00:04:38]  Stupid people, they don't just like not read.
[00:04:41]  They get lost.
[00:04:43]  They crash their cars.
[00:04:45]  They wear bucket hats to work.
[00:04:47]  Like the multiple things that stupid people do cannot be underestimated.
[00:04:53]  They'll eat like a steak for breakfast and then feel sick.