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March 3, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #183 - RECAUSE
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Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
All the weapon states of the dies, they make it happen, they get to strapping.
Cold matter what happened inside.
Won't stay alive for no one's benefit.
Same reason I refuse to die, and I'm waiting on the red line.
Sorry, boys, you get a big long intro, and we don't get to hear your song because we got shit to do.
That was Show Me the Body, New York Hardcore Band.
That song goes crazy after what you just heard.
But we don't get time.
We have another episode of Cops and Robber.
Today we're welcoming our cops are John 1, Dick Man, Mr. N, should we call you?
Sure.
And John 2.
And then we have Maddie Odell.
What up, everybody?
Gonna be back from the Brink of AIDS.
Two more shots, and I'm cleared.
Oh, good.
And that's AZT you guys take now?
Yeah.
I noticed in the commercials for that shit, so was the weirdest-looking dudes in the world.
Like the beard that blows in the wind.
It's real long.
They're picking up seashells on the beach.
I guess the subtext of those ads is fags are weird.
Yeah.
Fags are people too.
Speaking of fags, so this show is no longer free, which means we can relax.
We don't have to do ad reads.
I don't have to explain what the show is.
I don't have to explain why this show is not like any other show.
In fact, that's why we stopped making this the free show of the week, because it doesn't represent anything.
It's really just a self-indulgent way to hang out with your boys.
Cock balls.
Pardon me?
We can say Joe Biden with Tourette's?
Well, we could say anything we want, just the fellas.
Those aren't swear words.
No, cock is a rooster.
You can say cock.
I think you can say cock on TV, can't you?
Maybe not.
Sure, cockadoodle.
Oh, my cock.
Could you say that on like on Law and Order?
I wouldn't.
Looks like his cock got stuck in the elevator, and that's why he died.
I can't see it on television because I'll never be on television.
But maybe other people can.
Your hair is...
It's supposed to be annoying?
It's for us.
Now that we lost all the losers for free, now that this is just the boys.
Why would we punish our boys?
Yeah.
I don't know.
What do you think, panel?
Oh, well, they're biased.
The blue view?
The blue view.
Regarding Ryan's hair?
Yeah.
I can't comment on dude's hair.
Oh, come on.
Well, you can get mad.
Give a Dominican barber five minutes with that.
No, please, no.
Yeah, just throw it in a wood chipper.
No.
You left your brush over here.
I did not.
That's not my brush.
Do you even use a brush?
You're probably so advanced you have all kinds of like spritzers.
No, I use my fingers.
Gonna use my fingers.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we'll be taking calls.
It's the same as every other show.
Well, the super chat's up here.
Those are going to Max and John, who are getting out on the 21st.
We're going to have a humdinger of a party.
Pente uno.
I think that's the day, yeah.
What?
Damn.
So I talked to Zenoa, his wife, and I said, so what's the plan?
And she's like, well, I'm not bringing the kids because I figured the first thing he wants to do is fuck.
I'm sorry to be rude, but.
I'm like, yeah, he's going to fuck you into a wheelchair.
Like, you're going to be rolling up to the party.
It's been four years.
He had his Fifi.
He's going to rip her in half.
She's been bodybuilding, though.
She can take a pounding.
No conjugals?
Nope.
No.
New York State conjugals only a max.
Oh.
Trailer visits.
Isn't that only with married couples?
Yeah.
Can you lose that garbage on the side of the bar?
I don't know who put that there.
It's a TV set.
We can't have shit hanging on the bar there.
Who's responsible?
Who did that?
It's my shirt, my jacket.
John, this is a movie set.
We can't afford to have bric-a-brac hanging around.
I allow Budweisers because they're aesthetically pleasing.
But no, like, water bottles or anything.
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