Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #183 - RECAUSE
Aired: 2023-03-03
Duration: 04:51


=== Cops and Robber Episode (04:27) ===

[00:00:12]  Oh, live from New York.
[00:00:16]  It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
[00:00:21]  All the weapon states of the dies, they make it happen, they get to strapping.
[00:00:29]  Cold matter what happened inside.
[00:00:33]  Won't stay alive for no one's benefit.
[00:00:37]  Same reason I refuse to die, and I'm waiting on the red line.
[00:00:46]  Sorry, boys, you get a big long intro, and we don't get to hear your song because we got shit to do.
[00:00:51]  That was Show Me the Body, New York Hardcore Band.
[00:00:53]  That song goes crazy after what you just heard.
[00:00:58]  But we don't get time.
[00:00:59]  We have another episode of Cops and Robber.
[00:01:04]  Today we're welcoming our cops are John 1, Dick Man, Mr. N, should we call you?
[00:01:13]  Sure.
[00:01:14]  And John 2.
[00:01:16]  And then we have Maddie Odell.
[00:01:17]  What up, everybody?
[00:01:18]  Gonna be back from the Brink of AIDS.
[00:01:21]  Two more shots, and I'm cleared.
[00:01:23]  Oh, good.
[00:01:24]  And that's AZT you guys take now?
[00:01:27]  Yeah.
[00:01:27]  I noticed in the commercials for that shit, so was the weirdest-looking dudes in the world.
[00:01:32]  Like the beard that blows in the wind.
[00:01:35]  It's real long.
[00:01:37]  They're picking up seashells on the beach.
[00:01:40]  I guess the subtext of those ads is fags are weird.
[00:01:43]  Yeah.
[00:01:44]  Fags are people too.
[00:01:45]  Speaking of fags, so this show is no longer free, which means we can relax.
[00:01:51]  We don't have to do ad reads.
[00:01:53]  I don't have to explain what the show is.
[00:01:55]  I don't have to explain why this show is not like any other show.
[00:01:58]  In fact, that's why we stopped making this the free show of the week, because it doesn't represent anything.
[00:02:03]  It's really just a self-indulgent way to hang out with your boys.
[00:02:07]  Cock balls.
[00:02:09]  Pardon me?
[00:02:11]  We can say Joe Biden with Tourette's?
[00:02:15]  Well, we could say anything we want, just the fellas.
[00:02:17]  Those aren't swear words.
[00:02:19]  No, cock is a rooster.
[00:02:21]  You can say cock.
[00:02:22]  I think you can say cock on TV, can't you?
[00:02:24]  Maybe not.
[00:02:25]  Sure, cockadoodle.
[00:02:26]  Oh, my cock.
[00:02:26]  Could you say that on like on Law and Order?
[00:02:30]  I wouldn't.
[00:02:30]  Looks like his cock got stuck in the elevator, and that's why he died.
[00:02:34]  I can't see it on television because I'll never be on television.
[00:02:38]  But maybe other people can.
[00:02:39]  Your hair is...
[00:02:43]  It's supposed to be annoying?
[00:02:44]  It's for us.
[00:02:45]  Now that we lost all the losers for free, now that this is just the boys.
[00:02:50]  Why would we punish our boys?
[00:02:53]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  I don't know.
[00:02:55]  What do you think, panel?
[00:02:58]  Oh, well, they're biased.
[00:02:59]  The blue view?
[00:03:00]  The blue view.
[00:03:01]  Regarding Ryan's hair?
[00:03:03]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  I can't comment on dude's hair.
[00:03:05]  Oh, come on.
[00:03:07]  Well, you can get mad.
[00:03:08]  Give a Dominican barber five minutes with that.
[00:03:10]  No, please, no.
[00:03:11]  Yeah, just throw it in a wood chipper.
[00:03:13]  No.
[00:03:13]  You left your brush over here.
[00:03:16]  I did not.
[00:03:16]  That's not my brush.
[00:03:18]  Do you even use a brush?
[00:03:19]  You're probably so advanced you have all kinds of like spritzers.
[00:03:22]  No, I use my fingers.
[00:03:24]  Gonna use my fingers.
[00:03:26]  Yeah.
[00:03:27]  So, yeah, we'll be taking calls.
[00:03:29]  It's the same as every other show.
[00:03:30]  Well, the super chat's up here.
[00:03:32]  Those are going to Max and John, who are getting out on the 21st.
[00:03:35]  We're going to have a humdinger of a party.
[00:03:37]  Pente uno.
[00:03:39]  I think that's the day, yeah.
[00:03:41]  What?
[00:03:41]  Damn.
[00:03:42]  So I talked to Zenoa, his wife, and I said, so what's the plan?
[00:03:48]  And she's like, well, I'm not bringing the kids because I figured the first thing he wants to do is fuck.
[00:03:52]  I'm sorry to be rude, but.
[00:03:54]  I'm like, yeah, he's going to fuck you into a wheelchair.
[00:03:58]  Like, you're going to be rolling up to the party.
[00:04:02]  It's been four years.
[00:04:05]  He had his Fifi.
[00:04:09]  He's going to rip her in half.
[00:04:11]  She's been bodybuilding, though.
[00:04:14]  She can take a pounding.
[00:04:15]  No conjugals?
[00:04:17]  Nope.
[00:04:17]  No.
[00:04:18]  New York State conjugals only a max.
[00:04:21]  Oh.
[00:04:22]  Trailer visits.
[00:04:23]  Isn't that only with married couples?

=== Aesthetically Pleasing Beer (00:26) ===

[00:04:25]  Yeah.
[00:04:26]  Can you lose that garbage on the side of the bar?
[00:04:29]  I don't know who put that there.
[00:04:30]  It's a TV set.
[00:04:32]  We can't have shit hanging on the bar there.
[00:04:35]  Who's responsible?
[00:04:36]  Who did that?
[00:04:36]  It's my shirt, my jacket.
[00:04:38]  John, this is a movie set.
[00:04:43]  We can't afford to have bric-a-brac hanging around.
[00:04:45]  I allow Budweisers because they're aesthetically pleasing.
[00:04:49]  But no, like, water bottles or anything.